ALL: TAN: Ratty Party
Sabine van den Bergh
i'm soo glad you could make it! come on in, ryan'll take your coat.
you look mahvelous, dollink!! if you'd like to get a little more
comfortable, the togas are right over there. allow me to introduce
you to my dates, dr. ryan chamberlin and damian smith... i just
couldn't pick *one*, i mean, could YOU??
i'm sure you'll have a splendid evening, there are lots of interesting
folks for you to meet. would you like a minty screaming.net.orgasm?
i made 'em up fresh -yummy...
the nekkid twister ballroom is filling up nicely (we installed that
reinforced chandelier just for you, alice), the live entertainment
has begun, and our exotic oils of the world booth seems quite popular.
the casino suites are just down the hall, and feel free to explore all
our very special fantasy suites.. you want it, we got it!
our beach is lovely by moonlight, why don't you take a stroll down the
pathway? you'll find everything you need at the cabana. we've done
everything possible to assure you have a memorable evening. look
around, say hello to the other guests, everyone who's anyone is here.
i'm sure you'll find all sorts of things to do here at diva mansion,
but if i can accomodate *any* of your needs, just let me know.
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***PEELCON OR BUST!***
Kristen Clute
OK, picture this, it's a beautiful sunny Saturday in Southern California.
LRC has just returned home after running some errands and discovers she
has a voice mail message.
"Hi Kristen, this is Vince"...
LRC scratches her head and says to herself, hmmmm, I don't know anyone
named Vince (BTW, I didn't say this out loud, I don't live in Salem!)
:-) Anyway, on with the rest of the message.
"Maybe I should say, this is EV" (Lightning and thunder start, ominous
music plays in the background!) "I'm going to be in town tomorrow night
and Monday for a job interview"
LRC hangs up the phone in terror. She calls a priest and a rabbi and asks
what she has done that God is punishing her for! They both recommend that
she meet up w/ the Evil One as pennace for everything bad she has done for
the last 25 years! LRC takes a couple of turquoise pills, a lavender one,
and half of a magenta one. She calls EV back and tells him she'd love to
meet up w/ him...
OK, now for the truth. :-) Sunday night I meet him at his hotel to go to
dinner. (Gee NN, now I know why you've kept him under lock and key!) ;-)
We went for California style pizza and beer (well, he had beer, I had
wine) and chatted away for a couple of hours. I never thought I'd say
this, but Vince is actually a pretty nice guy! (sorry EV, didn't mean to
blow your cover there!) :-) We talked about him being a happy, peppy,
"perky" morning person (God, how I *hate* those people!), other family
members he has met and we talked about PeelCon (BTW Lix, I warned him that
he should probably expect a call from us since he won't be there!) and
about how small College Station is. Dinner was good and we split dessert
(yum!) and headed back to the hotel. Vinnie da Pooh tried to get me to go
in w/ him so that the desk clerk could take our picture, but I didn't
trust myself enough to go into a hotel w/ him! ;-) OK, that and I really,
really didn't want my picture taken (sorry Big B!) We said our goodbyes
and I went home. Today I staggered into work, half asleep as usual, and
listened to my voice mail...
"Good Morning Kristen! Good morning, good morning, good morning, good
morning!!!!!!!"
<GAG!!> Ok, I take back all the nice things I said! The man is truly
evil!! :-)
LRC
--
"Smoking is too cool and you guys know it!"
Chandler Bing - "FRIENDS"
Joanna L. Castillo
>"Maybe I should say, this is EV" (Lightning and thunder start, ominous
>music plays in the background!) "I'm going to be in town tomorrow night
>and Monday for a job interview"
>
A *very* appropriate response. Imagine my terror when I was innocently
sitting at my desk in my office only to glance up and see his mug
through the window of my door the first time *I* heard his voice. Oy...
I'm still shaking from the terror.
>OK, now for the truth. :-) Sunday night I meet him at his hotel to go to
>dinner. (Gee NN, now I know why you've kept him under lock and key!) ;-)
Yep...he scares small children as well. 'Gotta keep that sort of
personality locked away.
> [ ... ] I never thought I'd say
>this, but Vince is actually a pretty nice guy!
Don't believe her! She's obviously under his Evil Spell. That's the
only logical explanation. The only one.
><GAG!!> Ok, I take back all the nice things I said! The man is truly
>evil!! :-)
There you go. That's better.
>LRC
JoJo the Lemonhead.
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Thomas Yohn
:: The Net.Ratty.Party is going full blast. A twisted...
::er... twister game is in progress. The rattle of chips and
:: The door is flung open. A tall figure is silhouetted
:: Abruptly the red police lights go out. The Officer of
::the Law, steps into the light of the Diva Mansion.
::"Garcia," she says in astonishiment. She was sure she had
:: Teresa joins her net.date Detective Garcia (George
::Alvarez, GH). They enter the foyer, so that Tracy and her
::net.date Reginald (Stephen Kay, GH), and Amy (Shell Kepler,
::GH) and her net.date Kato Kaelin, can all come in out of the
::rain.
Hello Legal Chick. I must say your Core-peus
looks Delictible. It's me... toomces
and his date (still) Star of TV's Time Trax,
Dale Midkiff. I was going to bring Eplin,
but he wanted to play the field. Evidently,
the kids lost the twister field, and Eplin
painted himself red, yellow, blue, and
green and wanted to play the field.
Hello T `n' T. Hello Lix. Yes. I brought the
wax. Hello, Bucky. I'm glad you could make it.
Keep your 2" off Star of TV's Time Trax, Dale
Midkiff. Hiya App. Razz, darling, big kiss.
You look Faaaaaaabulous. JoJo, where did you
get that dress. It's you. Really it is.
Ummm. Where's the dancing. Something slow
and romantic. Star of TV's Time Trax, Dale Midkiff
and I are in love and we want to dance.
toomces
T.A. Murray
er... twister game is in progress. The rattle of chips and
playing loud enough to wake the nearest neighbor five miles
away. Suddenly these merry sounds are distorted by the wail
of a siren. Party-goers freeze and then look about to see
who is partaking in what ordinarily illegal activity.
The door is flung open. A tall figure is silhouetted
through the light California rain, illuminating the dark
glistening hair of the new arrival. His stylish overcoat is
whipped by the ocean wind. Sabine the Diva Chick gasps and
takes a step backwards, sure that her decadent Party has
been justifiably busted. She takes a deep breath and
prepares to offer him what she can to avoid being carted off
to the hoosegow.
Abruptly the red police lights go out. The Officer of
the Law, steps into the light of the Diva Mansion.
"Garcia," she says in astonishiment. She was sure she had
they were just a little to efficient since Sean left.
"What's all this then?" Garcia says sternly, "Nekkid
twister, drinking, carousing, gambling..." He breaks into a
smile. "And you started without us?" Diva chick can see
that behind him five people are piling out of the police
car, giggling and already a little tipsy.
Teresa joins her net.date Detective Garcia (George
Alvarez, GH). They enter the foyer, so that Tracy and her
net.date Reginald (Stephen Kay, GH), and Amy (Shell Kepler,
GH) and her net.date Kato Kaelin, can all come in out of the
rain.
to the growing pile on the foyer floor. "Great joke," she
tells Garcia, "I'll remember this when the next policeman's
ball comes along. I'll bring the nice.mob as my date."
Everyone chuckles appreciatively, except Teresa. "Cut
the small talk, Minty. Where's the booze?"
Reginald picks up a tray of drinks (minty screaming
net.orgasms) near the door. "Where isn't it, would be a
better question."
Tracy all but snatches the tray away from Reginald.
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Leave that for the net.servants. No
work for you tonight."
Amy coos at Kato who is staring blankly at the potted
palm which appears to be moving.
Diva chick patiently points out the way to the various
party attractions, and the happy little police party breaks
up. Teresa and Garcia head for the beach, and she mumbles
something to him about a double brandy straight up. Kato
and Amy make a beeline for the Nekkid Twister Ballroom as he
confides to her, "I've played this pro, you know."
Amy bats her wide overly mascared eyes, "Really?!
Maybe you can give me some pointers."
Tracy and Reginald wander off in the direction of the
casino. "I can count cards, you know." Reginald tells her.
"And I can count money," says Tracy, "So this ought to
work out beautifully."
To Be Continued....
And if there is a net.party.murder, can the victim please,
please, please be Bobbie?
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You should have come to the first party.
We didn't get home until around four in the morning.
I was blind for three days.
_____________________________________________________
Vince Rhee
>
>"Maybe I should say, this is EV" (Lightning and thunder start, ominous
>music plays in the background!) "I'm going to be in town tomorrow night
>and Monday for a job interview"
>
Muahahahahahaha...and just when you thought you were safe living all the
way out there in California...
>OK, now for the truth. :-) Sunday night I meet him at his hotel to go to
>dinner. (Gee NN, now I know why you've kept him under lock and key!) ;-)
<grin> Here's what I told her, too. After talking with her on the phone, I
engaged myself in an unfortunate habit of trying to associate a voice with
a face and such, based mostly on people I've known over the years. And
when I met up with Kristen later that night, lo and behold -- I was
actually pretty close for once in my life!
Aside: Don't ever tell LRC I said this...but...Kristen is a cutie to the
max! Woo woo! And now the Little [yay, someone shorter than me! :-)] Red
[double yay -- a redhead to boot!] Core-vette [hmmm, haven't figured this
part out yet 'cause it sure doesn't pertain to the car she drives <g>]
moniker makes perfect sense ;-)
>We went for California style pizza and beer (well, he had beer, I had
Sierra Nevada...one of my favorite things to partake of whenever I'm in
CA.
>wine) and chatted away for a couple of hours. I never thought I'd say
>this, but Vince is actually a pretty nice guy! (sorry EV, didn't mean to
>blow your cover there!) :-) We talked about him being a happy, peppy,
Oh, thanks. *Thanks*. And after I'd gone and taken all this time to craft
such a perfect cover.
Ummmm...she's lying, folks! Yeah, that's the ticket -- *lying*. Ask JoJo
(though please tone down whatever she tells you about me a notch or two)
-- I'm really not a nice guy at all! Nope, EVil to the max.
>"perky" morning person (God, how I *hate* those people!), other family
And you see, the beauty in all this is that, being in the Central Time
Zone and two hours ahead of her, the potential for early morning (for her)
messages to greet her at work -- nauseatingly peppy, of course -- is
endless. Again, I say: muahahahahaha... <g>
>members he has met and we talked about PeelCon (BTW Lix, I warned him that
>he should probably expect a call from us since he won't be there!) and
Oh great. As if my roommates didn't already think I was a couple of suits
short of a full deck...
>(yum!) and headed back to the hotel. Vinnie da Pooh tried to get me to go
>in w/ him so that the desk clerk could take our picture, but I didn't
Picture...umm, yeah, that's right, I, ummmm, wanted her picture...
(You mean you actually believed me, LRC? ;-)
>trust myself enough to go into a hotel w/ him! ;-) OK, that and I really,
Ah, that's better.
>and I went home. Today I staggered into work, half asleep as usual, and
>listened to my voice mail...
>
>"Good Morning Kristen! Good morning, good morning, good morning, good
>morning!!!!!!!"
As promised...heh heh heh. :-)
><GAG!!> Ok, I take back all the nice things I said! The man is truly
>evil!! :-)
Ah...again, much better.
I will have to admit: meeting up with my little...bro (???) was really a
blast. And just think, Kristen...I could be *moving* out there... <low,
EVil laughter fading into the background>
TTFN,
- EV, back in the land of the sucko weather (i.e. TX)
P.S. LRC, check out the revised .sig...I thought it appropriate. :-)
\\\//
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Vince Rhee tig...@vcsun2.tamu.edu
Dept. of Elec. Eng. vr...@eesun1.tamu.edu
Texas A&M University http://eesun1.tamu.edu/~vrhee
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"When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if
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Vince Rhee
>kcl...@qualcomm.com (Kristen Clute) wrote:
>
[regarding my phone call to warn Kristen that I'd be in San Diego:]
>>LRC hangs up the phone in terror. [ ... ]
>A *very* appropriate response. Imagine my terror when I was innocently
>sitting at my desk in my office only to glance up and see his mug
>through the window of my door the first time *I* heard his voice. Oy...
>I'm still shaking from the terror.
Oh, like you should talk. I go over there expecting to meet up with one of
the net's more, ummm, interesting personalities, someone who sounded
reasonably intelligent through her posts -- and the first thing I see is a
dinosaur. Then another...and another...and (ad infinitum). I mean, her
office looks like a promo for Jurassic Park! And buried among it all was
the Head Dinosaur herself. Oh wait...that wasn't a very nice thing for me
to say...maybe I'd better delete that... ^H^H^H^H^H oh well, I tried. :-)
>>OK, now for the truth. :-) Sunday night I meet him at his hotel to go to
>>dinner. (Gee NN, now I know why you've kept him under lock and key!) ;-)
>
>Yep...he scares small children as well. 'Gotta keep that sort of
>personality locked away.
Oh ye of the grand mental block...just can't face facts, can you, YoYo?
>> [ ... ] I never thought I'd say
>>this, but Vince is actually a pretty nice guy!
>
>Don't believe her! She's obviously under his Evil Spell. That's the
>only logical explanation. The only one.
No, LRC pretty much pegged it right. I don't know *what* planet you're on,
though...
TTFN,
- EV
linda perkins
: looks Delictible. It's me... toomces
: and his date (still) Star of TV's Time Trax,
: Dale Midkiff. I was going to bring Eplin,
: Keep your 2" off Star of TV's Time Trax, Dale
: Midkiff. Hiya App. Razz, darling, big kiss.
: and romantic. Star of TV's Time Trax, Dale Midkiff
: and I are in love and we want to dance.
Yeah sure Toomces. One question. What has he ever been in.
Ollie
--
lper...@skidmore.edu aka Olive Peel "The Keeper Of The Family Info"
Linda Perkins Before you came into my life I never had the need
Skidmore College for an emergency transvite.
Saratoga, NY 12866 Maxwell Sheffield to Fran Fine
Thomas Yohn
::Thomas Yohn (hit...@yohn.Corp.Sun.COM) wrote:
::: and his date (still) Star of TV's Time Trax,
::: Dale Midkiff.
::Yeah sure Toomces. One question. What has he ever been in.
::Ollie
Besides me and Time Trax, he was the star of
the feature length motion picture "Pet Cemetary"
and some TV movie earlier this season.
toomces, who won't let Ollie's petty jealousy get
to him
Vince Rhee
>[Peeps yawns, stretches, and decides to jump into this fray]
Surprise, surprise. <grin>
>In article <3mfid6$8...@news.tamu.edu>,
>Vince Rhee <vir...@tam2000.tamu.edu> wrote:
>>hit...@yohn.Corp.Sun.COM said:
>
>>Sheesh. With my Naughty one and the Big B and LRC and Peeps (geez, this
>>sounds like the old Timmy and his harem...how's that for a shuddering
>>thought? ;-) I have plenty to do already, thankyouverymuch.
>
>Oy. You had to bring up Timmy's harem????? I left my Maalox at
>work, you know...
Oh yeah...sorry...guess I should have re-introduced *that* particular
theme a bit more slowly to give your system time to adapt, eh? Must've
been a pretty rude shock. :-)
>I heard EV saw some photos of moi that shows my amazing talents
>with utensils. ;-) Imagine that. He sees them and he *still*
>doesn't want to come to PeelCon. :-)
Or maybe it's more like I've seen your amazing talents with utensils (read
that however you'd like, gentle readers ;-) and I'm *frightened* about
coming to PeelCon.
Well...that and the fact that grad students with Visa bills can't afford
to make it out west for the shindig...sigh...
>< Peeps looks around, sees if LRC is around, sees the coast is
>clear...bends down [hey, EV, whaddya mean, 'nice shoes'??? ;-)]
Oops. Busted. ;-)
>EV. Darling. Gotta tell you. I couldn't stop LRC from gushing
>on and on about how she couldn't get over your visit...
*blush*
Too bad I couldn't get her into my room for, ummm, pictures. ;-)
<looking about furtively> Now, Peeps, I just *know* you're a trustworthy
soul and would *never* divulge my secrets, so...just between you and me,
LRC was *wonderful* company. But don't you go telling her that.
TTFN,
- EV, sampling a new Irish Creme-blend coffee
linda perkins
: > to him
That's ok. I have other things that get to you. I'll just use them.
: Ollie's just in a wee bit of a snit...somebody stole her prunes. :-)
Be careful there Nelsey Welsey. You KNOW you're no match for me. I'm
just too good fer ya. After all, you've got that MAN thing going
against you here. (That's the ONLY thing you have up against you from
what I hear)
: sta-N- to Linda's Ollie,
: bob to CranBeth's Ray,
: ren to Timmy's Stimpy,
: and King to that girl named Fay.
and star inmate in the Bayview Unrecoverable Ward
: -n- going MAD yet a gain. bye-ee *whoosh* ... :-)
You're not *going* dear. You've gone.
Thomas Yohn
::: > toomces, who won't let Ollie's petty jealousy get
::: > to him
::
::That's ok. I have other things that get to you. I'll just use them.
Holiday Inn. Burbank, CA. May 26th. Be there.
I can't wait to find out what other things you
have to get to me.
::Be careful there Nelsey Welsey. You KNOW you're no match for me. I'm
::just too good fer ya. After all, you've got that MAN thing going
::against you here. (That's the ONLY thing you have up against you from
::what I hear)
That is the ONLY thing you could have said to make
me wish I was Nelson.
::: -n- going MAD yet a gain. bye-ee *whoosh* ... :-)
::
::You're not *going* dear. You've gone.
Loooooooooooooooooong gone, Nelzy.
toomces
Susan L. McConihay
>: > toomces, who won't let Ollie's petty jealousy get
>: > to him
>
>That's ok. I have other things that get to you. I'll just use them.
Hmmm... too bad Ollie won't be attending Peelcon. But don't relax
Toomces & Nelzy... she's sending representatives ;-)
>: sta-N- to Linda's Ollie,
>: bob to CranBeth's Ray,
>: ren to Timmy's Stimpy,
>: and King to that girl named Fay.
>
>and star inmate in the Bayview Unrecoverable Ward
No no Ollie, we had to take Nelzy out of the Unrecoverable Ward, and
put him in the "Dangerously Incurable" Wing.
>: -n- going MAD yet a gain. bye-ee *whoosh* ... :-)
>
>You're not *going* dear. You've gone.
Hmmm.... according to the Bayview files, he's always been gone ;-)
-Applet (warden, Bayview)
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promises are kept, dreams become real, and friends | aka Apple Peel
are forever. The Teddy Bear Zone. -James D. Nelson | mcco...@access.digex.net
linda perkins
: Holiday Inn. Burbank, CA. May 26th. Be there.
: I can't wait to find out what other things you
: have to get to me.
I'll give you a hint. Think leather, cat-o-nines, and butterscotch
sauce.
: That is the ONLY thing you could have said to make
: me wish I was Nelson.
Well THAT'S not what I meant. To get anything against him he has to
utilize the air hose from the gas station down the street. He takes
this package he got from Girls-Are-Us and unfolds the inflatable
contents, attaches the air hose and the next thing you know, it's -
PAAARRR-TAYYYYYYY
: ::You're not *going* dear. You've gone.
: Loooooooooooooooooong gone, Nelzy.
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong gone.
Love ya Nelsey. kiss kiss
linda perkins
: Hmmm... too bad Ollie won't be attending Peelcon. But don't relax
: Toomces & Nelzy... she's sending representatives ;-)
Be afraid. Very afraid!!
: No no Ollie, we had to take Nelzy out of the Unrecoverable Ward, and
: put him in the "Dangerously Incurable" Wing.
He's still under strict supervision and receiving the over-doses of
medication right? I'd hate to think he's able to get out among us
normal folk. WATCH IT EV AND NN
: Hmmm.... according to the Bayview files, he's always been gone ;-)
Well if it's in writing, it MUST be true!
Jackie Brady
Vince Rhee <vir...@tam2000.tamu.edu> wrote:
>jb...@mars.superlink.net (Jackie Brady) said:
>>[Peeps yawns, stretches, and decides to jump into this fray]
>
>Surprise, surprise. <grin>
Isn't it though. I'm just so damn nosey, I'll appear anywhere.
Note to PeelCon attendees: LOCK YOUR DOORS. <g>
>>Oy. You had to bring up Timmy's harem????? I left my Maalox at
>>work, you know...
>
>Oh yeah...sorry...guess I should have re-introduced *that* particular
>theme a bit more slowly to give your system time to adapt, eh? Must've
>been a pretty rude shock. :-)
It was. I almost spit my soda out all over my screen.
>>I heard EV saw some photos of moi that shows my amazing talents
>>with utensils. ;-) Imagine that. He sees them and he *still*
>>doesn't want to come to PeelCon. :-)
>
>Or maybe it's more like I've seen your amazing talents with utensils (read
>that however you'd like, gentle readers ;-) and I'm *frightened* about
>coming to PeelCon.
Chicken.
>Well...that and the fact that grad students with Visa bills can't afford
>to make it out west for the shindig...sigh...
Bummer. Another time. Maybe you'll come east for PeelConEast. :-)
>>< Peeps looks around, sees if LRC is around, sees the coast is
>>clear...bends down [hey, EV, whaddya mean, 'nice shoes'??? ;-)]
>
>Oops. Busted. ;-)
^^^^
Pun intended? :-)
>>EV. Darling. Gotta tell you. I couldn't stop LRC from gushing
>>on and on about how she couldn't get over your visit...
>
>*blush*
>
>Too bad I couldn't get her into my room for, ummm, pictures. ;-)
Well, you never know. There's always next time. Maybe she was
just playing hard to get. :-)
><looking about furtively> Now, Peeps, I just *know* you're a trustworthy
>soul and would *never* divulge my secrets, so...just between you and me,
>LRC was *wonderful* company. But don't you go telling her that.
My lips are sealed, EV. Absolutely. She won't hear it from me.
I swear.
< Off in the distance... >
KRISSSSSSSSSS-TEN!!!!!! Have I got something to tell you.
Later!
Peeps
sallie j kudra
Peeps and EV gushing at one another (again) deleted
Then EV whispered:
>><looking about furtively> Now, Peeps, I just *know* you're a trustworthy
>>soul and would *never* divulge my secrets, so...just between you and me,
>>LRC was *wonderful* company. But don't you go telling her that.
And Peeps, my sister of the loose tongue swore (yeah, right):
>My lips are sealed, EV. Absolutely. She won't hear it from me.
>I swear.
>< Off in the distance... >
>KRISSSSSSSSSS-TEN!!!!!! Have I got something to tell you.
Peeps, you never have been able to keep your mouth shut. I know some people of
the opposite gender find that endearing, but your sisters find it most discon-
certing.
Alas, I'm another without the wherewithal to head out to the Left Coast for
PeelCon, but I will put forth great effort to hit one on the Right Coast :-).
And, BB, I swear I will get pictures out asap. Don't send out the Peel Police.
My poor heart couldn't take it.
And dear LRC. You were right not to go into that hotel room with the Evil One.
He may be the net.love.of.my.life, but I'm not blind to his obsession with the
sisters of the net. Though, it would have been fun, I can tell you. Eh, BB?
NN Core-nmuffin, celebrating 5 months of DOOL celibacy. Gosh, I don't even
read the updates anymore. Except those that say the replacement for Muldoon
is even worse. I can hardly imagine it.
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Think of me what you will | Sallie Kudra, Sr. Systems Analyst
I've got a little space to fill... | ISD, Clemson University, Clemson, SC
Tom Petty | ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu
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Vince Rhee
>Vince Rhee <vir...@tam2000.tamu.edu> wrote:
>>jb...@mars.superlink.net (Jackie Brady) said:
>
>>>< Peeps looks around, sees if LRC is around, sees the coast is
>>>clear...bends down [hey, EV, whaddya mean, 'nice shoes'??? ;-)]
>>
>>Oops. Busted. ;-)
> ^^^^
>Pun intended? :-)
But of course. Now why did I just *know* that you'd get it... <EVil grin>
>>Too bad I couldn't get her into my room for, ummm, pictures. ;-)
>
>Well, you never know. There's always next time. Maybe she was
>just playing hard to get. :-)
In the immortal words of that great philosopher of our times:
"Woohoo!"
- Homer Simpson
It's always nice to have something to look forward to. <ww,nn>
>>soul and would *never* divulge my secrets, so...just between you and me,
>>LRC was *wonderful* company. But don't you go telling her that.
>
>My lips are sealed, EV. Absolutely. She won't hear it from me.
>I swear.
>
>< Off in the distance... >
>KRISSSSSSSSSS-TEN!!!!!! Have I got something to tell you.
Geez louise, woman...that took all of, what <peering down at my watch>
4 1/2 seconds or so?! Oh that reminds me...it may be time to leave another
early-morning, pre-Easter-weekend voicemail message (perky to nauseating
extremes, of course) for someone...muahahahahahaha...
TTFN,
- EV
Vince Rhee
>jb...@mars.superlink.net (Jackie Brady) writes:
>
>>My lips are sealed, EV. Absolutely. She won't hear it from me.
>>I swear.
>
>>< Off in the distance... >
>>KRISSSSSSSSSS-TEN!!!!!! Have I got something to tell you.
>
>the opposite gender find that endearing, but your sisters find it most discon-
>certing.
Woo-woo!! ;-) Endearing indeed.
>And dear LRC. You were right not to go into that hotel room with the Evil One.
>He may be the net.love.of.my.life, but I'm not blind to his obsession with the
>sisters of the net. Though, it would have been fun, I can tell you. Eh, BB?
Excuse the repetition, but: Woo-woo!! ;-) Saaayy...where has the BIG B
been hiding her babe-a-licious self lately...?
And NN, my net.love, my net.darling...it's not an obsession. I'm just
getting to know your side of the family a little better. Yeah, that's the
ticket -- familial bonding! :-)
>NN Core-nmuffin, celebrating 5 months of DOOL celibacy. Gosh, I don't even
I try to do my best to make sure that it's *only* a DOOL celibacy and
not--...well... <ww,nn>
Kristen Clute
My net.object.of.lust (Vince Rhee) wrote:
> jb...@mars.superlink.net (Jackie Brady) said:
> >Vince Rhee <vir...@tam2000.tamu.edu> wrote:
> >>jb...@mars.superlink.net (Jackie Brady) said:
> But of course. Now why did I just *know* that you'd get it... <EVil grin>
Oh, she gets it all the time...bad puns I mean!
<discussion of me not buying the old "come into the hotel w/ me and we'll
have our picture taken" <ww,nn>
> >>Too bad I couldn't get her into my room for, ummm, pictures. ;-)
> >
> >Well, you never know. There's always next time. Maybe she was
> >just playing hard to get. :-)
Umm, yeah, that's it. I was playing hard to get. That and and I had to
get up early for work and I knew that I wouldn't want to leave. ;-)
> It's always nice to have something to look forward to. <ww,nn>
Well EV darlin' if you get that job, we'll be but a short 5 minutes away
from each other. We can even meet for quickies...er, uhhh..quickie
lunches that is! Sheesh, you all have such dirty little minds! (That's
why I adore y'all so much!)
> >>soul and would *never* divulge my secrets, so...just between you and me,
> >>LRC was *wonderful* company. But don't you go telling her that.
>>My lips are sealed, EV. Absolutely.
Umm, yeah, hi, when have LBP's lips ever been closed much less sealed? :-D
> >< Off in the distance... >
> >KRISSSSSSSSSS-TEN!!!!!! Have I got something to tell you.
What a good sister! I knew she would never keep secrets from moi! And
thanks EV, you weren't so bad yourself! ;-)
>it may be time to leave another
> early-morning, pre-Easter-weekend voicemail message (perky to nauseating
> extremes, of course) for someone...muahahahahahaha...
And so he did. Oh EV honey, two can play at this game. If you can leave
me early morning messages (Extreeeeeeemely perky and nauseating BTW!) I
can call you late at night! muahahahahahahahaha!!! Just ask Peeps and her
hubby how often I forget about that little time difference thing! :-)
>
> TTFN,
> - EV
> DEEP THOUGHTS by Jack Handey:
>
> "When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if
> they ever press charges."
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
Love the new .sig sweetie! So, did you ask them? :-)
LRC, counting the hours until taxes are due uuuuuggggggghhhhhh!
Kristen Clute
Rhee) wrote:
> kcl...@qualcomm.com (Kristen Clute) said:
> Muahahahahahaha...and just when you thought you were safe living all the
> way out there in California...
Yep, I thought if I could stand the earthquakes, floods, and fires I'd be
safe. Never in my wildest dreams think that there could be something (or
someone) scarier than that! :-)
> Aside: Don't ever tell LRC I said this...but...Kristen is a cutie to the
> max! Woo woo!
Stop, I'm blushing! (I thought it would be good to throw in a little false
modesty) ;-)
> And now the Little [yay, someone shorter than me! :-)]
Not by much EV dear. :-)
> Red[double yay -- a redhead to boot!] Core-vette [hmmm, haven't figured this
> part out yet 'cause it sure doesn't pertain to the car she drives <g>]
Hey! Watch what you say about the LuciferMobile! If I remember
correctly, your little creampuff ain't all that much better than mine.
> >wine) and chatted away for a couple of hours. I never thought I'd say
> >this, but Vince is actually a pretty nice guy! (sorry EV, didn't mean to
> >blow your cover there!) :-)
>
> Oh, thanks. *Thanks*. And after I'd gone and taken all this time to craft
> such a perfect cover.
Don't worry Vince, no one believes me. Your cover is still intact. :-)
> >"perky" morning person (God, how I *hate* those people!), other family
>
> And you see, the beauty in all this is that, being in the Central Time
> Zone and two hours ahead of her, the potential for early morning (for her)
> messages to greet her at work -- nauseatingly peppy, of course -- is
> endless. Again, I say: muahahahahaha... <g>
Ha ha ha. Oh EV, you are just so funny. No really, you're a laugh
riot...NOT!! Just wait big brother, when you least expect it, I'll get
you back!
> Picture...umm, yeah, that's right, I, ummmm, wanted her picture...
>
> (You mean you actually believed me, LRC? ;-)
'K gang, remember when I said I was sweet and innocent and My Cousin
Vinnie disagreed? See, here's proof that I truly am naive and innocent.
*snicker*
> I will have to admit: meeting up with my little...bro (???) was really a
> blast. And just think, Kristen...I could be *moving* out there... <low,
> EVil laughter fading into the background>
Yes, I know. Don't remind me. I've been on the phone all week w/ that
"other" company telling them all about you. I think they notified the
authorities this morning. ;-)
> TTFN,
> - EV, back in the land of the sucko weather (i.e. TX)
LRC, still reeling from the shock of the weekend visit with EV
Thomas Yohn
::jb...@mars.superlink.net (Jackie Brady) writes:
::Alas, I'm another without the wherewithal to head out to the Left Coast for
::PeelCon, but I will put forth great effort to hit one on the Right Coast :-).
No. Say it ain't so. NN, you've got to make it here.
toomces, hoping it's not too late to return the
"accessories" I bought at the prospect of
meeting NN face to face ( or applicable body parts)
linda perkins
: Actually its cheaper to just HANG out at the strip joints. Poor Ollie, obviously
: jealous of my rubber. Not hanging like it used to eh? :-) :-)
But I'm not the one with anything hanging sweetie. And as far as
being jealous of your rubber.....I've seen rubber fingers bigger than
that.
: Eww gross, its the flesh eating disease! :-) :-)
Not YOURS sweetie.
: -N-disbelief over this current but amusing thread. And don't say I
: started it
Well ya ain't blaming it on me Nelsey Welsey Kelsey Delsey
: Y'all know me...I'm innocent. :)
GAG GAG GAG GAG. Yeah...right....THAT'LL be the day!!!!!!!!
You're innocent and I'm shy.
sallie j kudra
>In article 797861535@hubcap, ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu (sallie j kudra) writes:
>::jb...@mars.superlink.net (Jackie Brady) writes:
>::Alas, I'm another without the wherewithal to head out to the Left Coast for
>::PeelCon, but I will put forth great effort to hit one on the Right Coast :-).
> No. Say it ain't so. NN, you've got to make it here.
I hate to break your heart, Toomces me love, but as this state is continually
reducing the amount of money it puts aside for higher education and for paying
it's employees (our department alone had to come up with 1 Mil in budget cuts)
, I just can't swing it. There is much to be said for working in academia and
for the state, but money ain't one of them.
> toomces, hoping it's not too late to return the
> "accessories" I bought at the prospect of
> meeting NN face to face ( or applicable body parts)
Ohhhhhhh. Keep them. Afterall, Peeps will be there <w> and I'm sure *she*
would love to see them. She's so easy........ to please <kiss, kiss>.
Besides, if there is an East Coast PeelCon at a later date *you* could bring
them then, non?
NN Core-nmuffin
Thomas Yohn
::hit...@yohn.Corp.Sun.COM (Thomas Yohn) writes:
::>::Alas, I'm another without the wherewithal to head out to the Left Coast for
::>::PeelCon, but I will put forth great effort to hit one on the Right Coast :-).
::
::> No. Say it ain't so. NN, you've got to make it here.
::
::I hate to break your heart, Toomces me love, but as this state is continually
::reducing the amount of money it puts aside for higher education and for paying
::it's employees (our department alone had to come up with 1 Mil in budget cuts)
::, I just can't swing it. There is much to be said for working in academia and
::for the state, but money ain't one of them.
The heathens. Shall we start a letter writing campaign
to get you more money so you can get to LA?
It's not too late.
::Ohhhhhhh. Keep them. Afterall, Peeps will be there <w> and I'm sure *she*
::would love to see them. She's so easy........ to please <kiss, kiss>.
::Besides, if there is an East Coast PeelCon at a later date *you* could bring
::them then, non?
*sigh* I'll be propping the door open for Peeps, anyway
I'll just have to have my "accoutrements" plugged in, too.
| ISD, Clemson University, Clemson, SC
WHat is it with all these South Carolina women? I met
Geri Cox, and would like to meet Linda Martindale,
and our beloved NN. Are you folks starting your own
group out there?
And, I have started to save my money for a big East Coast
trip. Starting in SC and working my way North.
toomces
sallie j kudra
> The heathens. Shall we start a letter writing campaign
> to get you more money so you can get to LA?
> It's not too late.
No, not this time. Besides which I have a conflict with a) work - we get
Good Friday and Memorial Day as Spring Break b) a husband who would want
to come with me but thinks we're all crazy for watching soaps.
> WHat is it with all these South Carolina women? I met
> Geri Cox, and would like to meet Linda Martindale,
> and our beloved NN. Are you folks starting your own
> group out there?
Not that I know of, but darlin', didn't you know, South Carolina produces
absolutely fabulous women. The men aren't too bad either <ww,nn>.
> And, I have started to save my money for a big East Coast
> trip. Starting in SC and working my way North.
Smart move. Just let me know when and where to pick you up.
NN Core-nmuffin
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Think of me what you will | Sallie Kudra, Sr. Systems Analyst
I've got a little space to fill... | ISD, Clemson University, Clemson, SC
Tom Petty | ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu
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Vince Rhee
>Little Red (woohoo!) Core-vette writes:
>>Me, LRC's self-proclaimed net.object.of.lust, wrote:
>>
>>Oh, she gets it all the time...bad puns I mean!
>>
Yeah. Right. Don't worry, Peeps -- I'm sure she was just talking about
*puns*... 8^)
>>Umm, yeah, that's it. I was playing hard to get. That and and I had to
>>get up early for work and I knew that I wouldn't want to leave. ;-)
>
>Whoa. Things are gettin' pretty deep here, people.
Hmmmm...I wonder just how I should read that...
>>from each other. We can even meet for quickies...er, uhhh..quickie
>>lunches that is! Sheesh, you all have such dirty little minds! (That's
>>why I adore y'all so much!)
>
>We all know she meant what she said the first time.
Would another "woohoo!" be appropriate here? ;-)
>>>>My lips are sealed, EV. Absolutely.
>>
>>Umm, yeah, hi, when have LBP's lips ever been closed much less sealed? :-D
>
>Are you insinuating that I like to gab???? If I weren't such a gossip,
>I'd get offended. :-P
Uhmmmm...I don't think she was implying that you liked to *gab*, dear. ;-)
TTFN,
- EV
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Dept. of Elec. Eng. vr...@eesun1.tamu.edu
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Vince Rhee
>EV-is-pronounced-in-two-syllables writes:
>
>> Muahahahahahaha...and just when you thought you were safe living all the
>> way out there in California...
>
>Yep, I thought if I could stand the earthquakes, floods, and fires I'd be
>safe. Never in my wildest dreams think that there could be something (or
>someone) scarier than that! :-)
Yeah, boy did I show you, eh? Heh heh he--...heeeey, wait a minute...
>> And now the Little [yay, someone shorter than me! :-)]
>
>Not by much EV dear. :-)
SHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Be vewy, vewy quiet...
>> Red[double yay -- a redhead to boot!] Core-vette [hmmm, haven't figured this
>> part out yet 'cause it sure doesn't pertain to the car she drives <g>]
>
>Hey! Watch what you say about the LuciferMobile! If I remember
>correctly, your little creampuff ain't all that much better than mine.
Sadly, you remember quite correctly. And my poor 'puff has to be inspected
by the end of the month to boot. *That* should be good for a couple of
laughs <g>.
I still say my car bites more than yours. :-P
>> Picture...umm, yeah, that's right, I, ummmm, wanted her picture...
>>
>> (You mean you actually believed me, LRC? ;-)
>
>'K gang, remember when I said I was sweet and innocent and My Cousin
>Vinnie disagreed? See, here's proof that I truly am naive and innocent.
>*snicker*
<snorting Diet Coke through my nose as I try in vain to suppress my
uproarious laughter> Oh yeah, RIGHT. Naive and innocent, my big fat butt.
Though...hmmmm...there *is* a certain thrill in the thought of---...naaah,
won't say it, nope nope nope... ;-)
And there will be *NO* uses of the word "Vinnie"!!!!! <grumble grumble>
>LRC, still reeling from the shock of the weekend visit with EV
Ah yes, I do leave 'em swooning <w>.
Jackie Brady
>Geez, you sure do miss a ton when you're stuck in newsfeed hell!
So, can I call you Miss A-Ton now? :-D
>My net.object.of.lust (Vince Rhee) wrote:
>
>> jb...@mars.superlink.net (Jackie Brady) said:
>> >Vince Rhee <vir...@tam2000.tamu.edu> wrote:
>> >>jb...@mars.superlink.net (Jackie Brady) said:
>
>> But of course. Now why did I just *know* that you'd get it... <EVil grin>
>
>Oh, she gets it all the time...bad puns I mean!
Hey. Watch it now.
>> >Well, you never know. There's always next time. Maybe she was
>> >just playing hard to get. :-)
>
>Umm, yeah, that's it. I was playing hard to get. That and and I had to
>get up early for work and I knew that I wouldn't want to leave. ;-)
Whoa. Things are gettin' pretty deep here, people.
>Well EV darlin' if you get that job, we'll be but a short 5 minutes away
>from each other. We can even meet for quickies...er, uhhh..quickie
>lunches that is! Sheesh, you all have such dirty little minds! (That's
>why I adore y'all so much!)
We all know she meant what she said the first time.
>>>My lips are sealed, EV. Absolutely.
>
>Umm, yeah, hi, when have LBP's lips ever been closed much less sealed? :-D
Are you insinuating that I like to gab???? If I weren't such a gossip,
I'd get offended. :-P
>And so he did. Oh EV honey, two can play at this game. If you can leave
>me early morning messages (Extreeeeeeemely perky and nauseating BTW!) I
>can call you late at night! muahahahahahahahaha!!! Just ask Peeps and her
>hubby how often I forget about that little time difference thing! :-)
Yes. Let's see now..There I am, all snug in my bed, sleeping soundly,
and the phone rings. BRRRRRRRRING!!!! Now, what does *everyone*
think when they get a phone call late at night? (Well, late for me
anyway :-) ) Family emergency! First thing you want to know is
who died? Who's deathly ill? Mike says, "Hello? Well, she is, but
she's sleeping. Who's calling?" Hands the phone over to to me.
"It's Kristen." < grumble grumble > I mumble something that
is supposed to sound like "hello". What do I hear on the other
end? "Oh my God! I forgot about the time difference!" :-D
Then she wants to know why I'm asleep when it's 'only' 11:30.
Because I'm old. :-)
LBP
Steve Lorenzo
~Toomces writes:
~> The heathens. Shall we start a letter writing campaign
~> to get you more money so you can get to LA?
~> It's not too late.
~No, not this time. Besides which I have a conflict with a) work - we get
~Good Friday and Memorial Day as Spring Break b) a husband who would want
~to come with me but thinks we're all crazy for watching soaps.
Husband? Oh, Naughty! There you go, shattering net.fantasies by allowing
such insignificant real.life matters to intrude. Oh, well, as long as you
stay cyber.single. And what are you thinking, marrying somebody who
doesn't like soaps? That should be one of the first criteria for ruling
out a prospective husband. I hope he has other, um, attributes to
compensate for this major shortcoming...
~> WHat is it with all these South Carolina women? I met
~> Geri Cox, and would like to meet Linda Martindale,
~> and our beloved NN. Are you folks starting your own
~> group out there?
~Not that I know of, but darlin', didn't you know, South Carolina produces
~absolutely fabulous women. The men aren't too bad either <ww,nn>.
Bucky's ears perk up. Men? Did you say men? Are they single? Do they
need a date?
~> And, I have started to save my money for a big East Coast
~> trip. Starting in SC and working my way North.
~Smart move. Just let me know when and where to pick you up.
Oh, hon! This is Toomces we're talking about. Just look on the nearest
street corner, under the light. He'll be the one swinging a purse in a
figure eight and snapping his gum quite loudly.
- Bucky
Jackie Brady
sallie j kudra <ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu: wrote:
:hit...@yohn.Corp.Sun.COM (Thomas Yohn) writes:
:
::In article 797861535@hubcap, ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu (sallie j kudra) writes:
::::jb...@mars.superlink.net (Jackie Brady) writes:
::::Alas, I'm another without the wherewithal to head out to the Left Coast for
::::PeelCon, but I will put forth great effort to hit one on the Right Coast :-).
:
:: No. Say it ain't so. NN, you've got to make it here.
:: toomces, hoping it's not too late to return the
:: meeting NN face to face ( or applicable body parts)
:Ohhhhhhh. Keep them. Afterall, Peeps will be there <w: and I'm sure *she*
:would love to see them. She's so easy........ to please <kiss, kiss:.
Absolutely! c'mon toomces, dear. We'll have to, ah, christen our
first face-to-face meeting! :-) (Easy there, LRC. I said CHRISTEN,
not *KRISTEN*.)
:Besides, if there is an East Coast PeelCon at a later date *you* could bring
:them then, non?
He's *got* to. He has no other choice.
Peeps
Jackie Brady
Thomas Yohn <hit...@yohn.Corp.Sun.COM> wrote:
>::Ohhhhhhh. Keep them. Afterall, Peeps will be there <w> and I'm sure *she*
>::them then, non?
>
> *sigh* I'll be propping the door open for Peeps, anyway
> I'll just have to have my "accoutrements" plugged in, too.
Oooh. Electronics. Keep 'em coming there, toomces. And keep
that door propped. Won't be the only thing that'll need a prop. ;-)
> And, I have started to save my money for a big East Coast
> trip. Starting in SC and working my way North.
Saving the best for last, right? :-)
Peeps
linda perkins
: At your age? Oh puhleaze. ;-)
Nope. Everthing is firm and perky.
: -N- Have you heard from me lately?
No. Thank you.
linda perkins
: -N- He really is a drag queen, er king, um, well u know what I mean.
That's just "drag" Nelsey. No queen....no king.....just "drag"
Love
Jackie Brady
>
>Peeps and EV gushing at one another (again) deleted
>
I swear a lot. OH. You mean *that* kind of swore...Sorry. I
have trouble keeping my vices straight, silly me.
>>< Off in the distance... >
>>KRISSSSSSSSSS-TEN!!!!!! Have I got something to tell you.
>
>Peeps, you never have been able to keep your mouth shut. I know some people of
>the opposite gender find that endearing, but your sisters find it most discon-
>certing.
Yeah well. There's lotsa stuff my sisters do. You don't hear
me complaining. Not right now anyway. :-)
>Alas, I'm another without the wherewithal to head out to the Left Coast for
>PeelCon, but I will put forth great effort to hit one on the Right Coast :-).
I'm gonna miss seeing not seeing you there, ya know, NN. I really
want to meet you! < gush gush >
>And, BB, I swear I will get pictures out asap. Don't send out the Peel Police.
>My poor heart couldn't take it.
Well we'll just have to make sure you're on our phone call list. Be
very afraid. <wg>
>And dear LRC. You were right not to go into that hotel room with the Evil One.
>He may be the net.love.of.my.life, but I'm not blind to his obsession with the
>sisters of the net. Though, it would have been fun, I can tell you. Eh, BB?
And she should have even been more worried had he suggested the
Sheraton or the Hilton for dinner.
Peeps
Jackie Brady
Vince Rhee <vir...@tam2000.tamu.edu> wrote:
>Little Boink Peeps writes:
>>Little Red (woohoo!) Core-vette writes:
>>>Me, LRC's self-proclaimed net.object.of.lust, wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>Hey. Watch it now.
>
>*puns*... 8^)
Buns? Did someone say buns??? Oh. PUNS. Damn. I gotta get this
hearing of mine checked.
>>Whoa. Things are gettin' pretty deep here, people.
>
>Hmmmm...I wonder just how I should read that...
Read it any 'little' way you'd like, Dear.
>>We all know she meant what she said the first time.
>
>Would another "woohoo!" be appropriate here? ;-)
Absolutely. Feel free to woohoo all you'd like.
>>Are you insinuating that I like to gab???? If I weren't such a gossip,
>>I'd get offended. :-P
>
>Uhmmmm...I don't think she was implying that you liked to *gab*, dear. ;-)
And here I was trying to go the innocent route. Oh well. There
goes my cover. Or covers.
LBP
sallie j kudra
>Our Naughty Nectarine wrote:
>~No, not this time. Besides which I have a conflict with a) work - we get
>~Good Friday and Memorial Day as Spring Break b) a husband who would want
>~to come with me but thinks we're all crazy for watching soaps.
>Husband? Oh, Naughty! There you go, shattering net.fantasies by allowing
>such insignificant real.life matters to intrude. Oh, well, as long as you
>stay cyber.single. And what are you thinking, marrying somebody who
>doesn't like soaps? That should be one of the first criteria for ruling
>out a prospective husband. I hope he has other, um, attributes to
>compensate for this major shortcoming...
And, I am gonna put this out to the whole world. My husband, he who thinks
soaps are stupid and doesn't like ER or NYPD Blue <shaking my head in dis-
belief>, used to watch AW back when we both worked 4 to 12. Would pretend
not to do so, but if he missed anything I would be quizzed about 'What did
Rachel do today'. He has a convenient memory however and claims I'm full
of it. Hah! I *know* the truth.
Oops! And here I've been totally faithful to EV, errrrrrr, well mostly faith-
ful <g>, all this time. Took a page out of somebody's book <shrug> and decided
that net.monogamy was ok. Of course, the same doesn't hold true for that
heartbreaking.net.love.of.my.life, EV, who will do what he will when he will
with whomever will let him. Gad, if *everyone* knew what I *know* about he
and Peeps.......... Well, that's another story.
And, Bucky, my sweet, you are the keeper of the condoms, no?
Please be sure to send EV a case..........
>~Not that I know of, but darlin', didn't you know, South Carolina produces
>~absolutely fabulous women. The men aren't too bad either <ww,nn>.
>Bucky's ears perk up. Men? Did you say men? Are they single? Do they
>need a date?
Steady Bucky. Get here and we'll do our best to accomodate <w>.
>Oh, hon! This is Toomces we're talking about. Just look on the nearest
>street corner, under the light. He'll be the one swinging a purse in a
>figure eight and snapping his gum quite loudly.
Silly me. I must have forgotten this. You know....... short term memory is
the first to go. Must be why I forgive EV for all his, ummmmmmm, pecadillos.
NN Core-nmuffin
PS PEEPS, I'll get you for that snide remark about saving the best for last.
sallie j kudra
>My favorate -N- Man said:
>: -N- He really is a drag queen, er king, um, well u know what I mean.
>That's just "drag" Nelsey. No queen....no king.....just "drag"
And Ollie wins the award for zinger of the week. Prize to her is letting her
know that no matter what it takes, she should beg, borrow or steal a way to
get to the Billy Joel/Elton John tour. Fabulous, stupendous, incredible.
I'm just now getting my real voice back after a week of larygitis. If I had
the money and time, I'd follow them to every date.
NN Core-nmuffin
Jackie Brady
:>doesn't like soaps? That should be one of the first criteria for ruling
:>out a prospective husband. I hope he has other, um, attributes to
:>compensate for this major shortcoming...
:
:And, I am gonna put this out to the whole world. My husband, he who thinks
:soaps are stupid and doesn't like ER or NYPD Blue <shaking my head in dis-
:belief>, used to watch AW back when we both worked 4 to 12. Would pretend
:not to do so, but if he missed anything I would be quizzed about 'What did
:Rachel do today'. He has a convenient memory however and claims I'm full
:of it. Hah! I *know* the truth.
Not that I've been a part of this discussion, (since when did that
ever stop me?) Mike does that too, with Knots Landing. I'll be
watching my tapes and he'll pretend like he's not watching sometimes
if he happens to be there, too. Then every so often he'll ask
me questions about characters or whatever. ;-)
:Oops! And here I've been totally faithful to EV, errrrrrr, well mostly faith-
:ful <g>, all this time. Took a page out of somebody's book <shrug> and decided
:that net.monogamy was ok. Of course, the same doesn't hold true for that
:heartbreaking.net.love.of.my.life, EV, who will do what he will when he will
:with whomever will let him. Gad, if *everyone* knew what I *know* about he
:and Peeps.......... Well, that's another story.
But you're such a nice, sweet, dear sister that you wouldn't be
spreading those stories about our dear EV and myself. :-}
:NN Core-nmuffin
:
:PS PEEPS, I'll get you for that snide remark about saving the best for last.
Mwahahahahahahaha. I do get a snide remark in every now and again.
Try not to hold it against me, NN. I learn from the best. ;-)
Peeps
Kristen Clute
> Little Red I-don't-drive-a-Corevette writes:
> >EV-is-pronounced-in-two-syllables writes:
No it's not! Sheesh, how many times do I have to tell you how to
pronounce your own name? :-)
> >Yep, I thought if I could stand the earthquakes, floods, and fires I'd be
> >safe. Never in my wildest dreams did I think that there could be something
> >(or someone) scarier than that! :-)
>
> Yeah, boy did I show you, eh? Heh heh he--...heeeey, wait a minute...
Yeah that Evil One sure is quick ain't he? ;-)
> SHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Be vewy, vewy quiet...
Are you hunting wabbits?
> >'K gang, remember when I said I was sweet and innocent and My Cousin
> >Vinnie disagreed? See, here's proof that I truly am naive and innocent.
> >*snicker*
>
> <snorting Diet Coke through my nose as I try in vain to suppress my
> uproarious laughter> Oh yeah, RIGHT. Naive and innocent, my big fat butt.
Leave your butt outta' this!
> Though...hmmmm...there *is* a certain thrill in the thought of---...naaah,
> won't say it, nope nope nope... ;-)
Oh say it, say it! Please say it, I have no idea what you're talking
about. (See, told you I'm naive. Although after 4 days in LA w/ Peeps, I
seriously doubt that I'll be able to claim innocence and naivety ever
again!) :-)
> And there will be *NO* uses of the word "Vinnie"!!!!! <grumble grumble>
Ehhh shaddup! You love it and you know it. ;-)
LRC, still trying to forget what that voice sounds like *shudder* ;-)
> TTFN,
> - EV
Vince Rhee
>
>Oops! And here I've been totally faithful to EV, errrrrrr, well mostly faith-
>ful <g>, all this time. Took a page out of somebody's book <shrug> and decided
Uh-huh...yeah...well, I've got just one thing to say regarding this:
"Oh, *Sean*! Mr. Connery -- could you come here for a sec...?"
Faithful to a point, eh, my net.love? ;-)
>that net.monogamy was ok. Of course, the same doesn't hold true for that
>heartbreaking.net.love.of.my.life, EV, who will do what he will when he will
>with whomever will let him. Gad, if *everyone* knew what I *know* about he
>and Peeps.......... Well, that's another story.
Gawd, you make me sound like such a net.ho! Not that Toomces will ever
lose that title, mind you, esp. when all I'm doing is trying to stay close
to the family... <wg>
>And, Bucky, my sweet, you are the keeper of the condoms, no?
>Please be sure to send EV a case..........
...of Shiner Bock? Sure thing -- I'll take that! :-)
>Silly me. I must have forgotten this. You know....... short term memory is
>the first to go. Must be why I forgive EV for all his, ummmmmmm, pecadillos.
Is it any wonder why I love her so?
TTFN,
- EV, man of many vices (and inversely proportional willpower ;-)
sallie j kudra
>ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu (sallie j kudra) said:
>>
>>Oops! And here I've been totally faithful to EV, errrrrrr, well mostly faith-
>>ful <g>, all this time. Took a page out of somebody's book <shrug> and decided
>Uh-huh...yeah...well, I've got just one thing to say regarding this:
> "Oh, *Sean*! Mr. Connery -- could you come here for a sec...?"
But, sugarpie, I said mostly. And I did finally give Sean over to my sisters
did I not AND nail our cabin door shut.........
>Faithful to a point, eh, my net.love? ;-)
Yeah, like you'd turn down Nicole Kidman. Uh-huh, right. Strains of Offspring
dancing in my head 'I know that I'm being used, but that's ok because I like the
abuse......'.
>Gawd, you make me sound like such a net.ho! Not that Toomces will ever
>lose that title, mind you, esp. when all I'm doing is trying to stay close
>to the family... <wg>
Well, sweetie, if the raincoat fits........<ROTFLH>.
>...of Shiner Bock? Sure thing -- I'll take that! :-)
Errrrr, darlin', I don't quite think that those necks will fit.......
>>Silly me. I must have forgotten this. You know....... short term memory is
>>the first to go. Must be why I forgive EV for all his, ummmmmmm, pecadillos.
>Is it any wonder why I love her so?
And here I thought it was for my scintillating personality <pout>.
Vince Rhee
>
>>Faithful to a point, eh, my net.love? ;-)
>
>Yeah, like you'd turn down Nicole Kidman. Uh-huh, right. Strains of Offspring
>dancing in my head 'I know that I'm being used, but that's ok because I like the
>abuse......'.
Damn...you would have to bring up a redhead (woohoo!), wouldn't you? <pant
pant pant> OK, guilty as charged. <g>
*sigh*...she *does* know my weaknesses, does she not?
Cool choice of song, too. :-)
>>>Silly me. I must have forgotten this. You know....... short term memory is
>>>the first to go. Must be why I forgive EV for all his, ummmmmmm, pecadillos.
>
>>Is it any wonder why I love her so?
>
>And here I thought it was for my scintillating personality <pout>.
Well...that, too, my net.honey, among your many other, errr ummm,
charms... ;-)
TTFN,
- EV
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Vince Rhee tig...@vcsun2.tamu.edu
Dept. of Elec. Eng. vr...@eesun1.tamu.edu
Texas A&M University http://eesun1.tamu.edu/~vrhee
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DEEP THOUGHTS by Jack Handey:
"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been
painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can
make a child look like a deer."
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Thomas Yohn
::vir...@tam2000.tamu.edu (Vince Rhee) writes:
::
::>ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu (sallie j kudra) said:
**Deleted trash talk, which only serves to remind
me what I'm missing***
::>Gawd, you make me sound like such a net.ho! Not that Toomces will ever
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The first time I read this, I thought it said "net.hero".
Although, I'm flattered by the title of net.ho, I think
Star of TV's Time Trax, Dale Midkiff might
not be so understandin.
::>lose that title, mind you, esp. when all I'm doing is trying to stay close
::>to the family... <wg>
::
::Well, sweetie, if the raincoat fits........<ROTFLH>.
Who can blame you?
::
::>...of Shiner Bock? Sure thing -- I'll take that! :-)
::
::Errrrr, darlin', I don't quite think that those necks will fit.......
::
::>>Silly me. I must have forgotten this. You know....... short term memory is
::>>the first to go. Must be why I forgive EV for all his, ummmmmmm, pecadillos.
::
::>Is it any wonder why I love her so?
Ya got competition.
::
::And here I thought it was for my scintillating personality <pout>.
Uh... yeah... That's it. Uh-Huh. Scintillating.
toomces
::
::NN Core-nmuffin
sallie j kudra
my net.love said of moi <blush>:
>::>Is it any wonder why I love her so?
> Ya got competition.
Oh, my, Toomces, does this mean you? That sounds awfully het-boy to me.
Better not let Bucky know. Afterall, we all know how quickly he can get into
a snit over you <ww,nn>.
Tell me, love, are you still sporting a beard <swooning at the thought>?
Oops, there goes that elusive net.faithfulness again. Oh well <bright smile>.
>::And here I thought it was for my scintillating personality <pout>.
> Uh... yeah... That's it. Uh-Huh. Scintillating.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. This almost sounds........ sarcastic. Yes, sarcastic. I
think I'm wounded <one hand thrown up to the forehead, the other clutching
the fabric over my heart>; I think I shall just go pout in corner somewhere
singing more Offspring to myself 'I know I should stick up for myself, but
I really think it's better this way. The more you suffer; the more it shows
you really care, right? Yeah.'
Thomas Yohn
::hit...@yohn.Corp.Sun.COM (Thomas Yohn) writes:
::
::my net.love said of moi <blush>:
::>::>Is it any wonder why I love her so?
::
::> Ya got competition.
::
::Oh, my, Toomces, does this mean you? That sounds awfully het-boy to me.
::Better not let Bucky know. Afterall, we all know how quickly he can get into
::a snit over you <ww,nn>.
Ol' Bucky (and, I DO mean Ol') is throwing himself
mercilessly at the new kid in town. He'll never notice
::
::Tell me, love, are you still sporting a beard <swooning at the thought>?
Sporting a beard and waiting for your gentle hands to stroke it.
::Oops, there goes that elusive net.faithfulness again. Oh well <bright smile>.
::
::>::And here I thought it was for my scintillating personality <pout>.
::
::> Uh... yeah... That's it. Uh-Huh. Scintillating.
::
::Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. This almost sounds........ sarcastic. Yes, sarcastic. I
If it was sarcasm, would you need to ... spank me.
Yes. spank me. Punish me. I've been bad.
(Sheesh. Where is Kumie when we need her?)
::think I'm wounded <one hand thrown up to the forehead, the other clutching
::the fabric over my heart>; I think I shall just go pout in corner somewhere
::singing more Offspring to myself 'I know I should stick up for myself, but
::I really think it's better this way. The more you suffer; the more it shows
::you really care, right? Yeah.'
::
::NN Core-nmuffin
toomces, waiting to the punishment to start
Thomas Yohn
::Vinnie Barbarino said:
::> Little Red I-don't-drive-a-Corevette writes:
::> >EV-is-pronounced-in-two-syllables writes:
::> And there will be *NO* uses of the word "Vinnie"!!!!! <grumble grumble>
::
::Ehhh shaddup! You love it and you know it. ;-)
::
::
::LRC, still trying to forget what that voice sounds like *shudder* ;-)
Um... LRC, I just want to confirm that you are
busy with EV. Which, of course, means I have
Dance and Movie Sensation, Paul Mercurio all
to myself.
toomces, thinking of Paul Mercurio... Suh. Woon.
::
::> TTFN,
::> - EV
Vince Rhee
>Vinnie Barbarino said:
No no no nooooooo! (voices off in the distance: "Hey Mr. Kot-TER!")
>> Little Red I-don't-drive-a-Corevette writes:
>> >EV-is-pronounced-in-two-syllables writes:
>
>No it's not! Sheesh, how many times do I have to tell you how to
>pronounce your own name? :-)
Can I help it if you and LittleBoinkPeeps don't know how to talk no
English right?
>> >(or someone) scarier than that! :-)
>>
>> Yeah, boy did I show you, eh? Heh heh he--...heeeey, wait a minute...
>
>Yeah that Evil One sure is quick ain't he? ;-)
Not always, no <ww,nn>.
>> SHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Be vewy, vewy quiet...
>
>Are you hunting wabbits?
Maybe wittle wedheaded ones...huh-huh-huh-huh-huh... ;-)
>Leave your butt outta' this!
>
>> Though...hmmmm...there *is* a certain thrill in the thought of---...naaah,
>> won't say it, nope nope nope... ;-)
>
>Oh say it, say it! Please say it, I have no idea what you're talking
>about. (See, told you I'm naive. Although after 4 days in LA w/ Peeps, I
>seriously doubt that I'll be able to claim innocence and naivety ever
>again!) :-)
You *will*, however, be able to claim extreme mental anguish in the
ensuing lawsuits... :-)
And returning somewhat to an earlier theme:
"Naive?! Shee-yah! As if! And monkeys might fly out of my *butt*!"
>LRC, still trying to forget what that voice sounds like *shudder* ;-)
Muahahahahahaha...(again)
You say that in a manner implying past tense. As if it'll never happen
again. As if, indeed...heh heh heh...
<click> *beep!* "Voice mail at 6:15 a.m..."
TTFN,
- EV
EV (ee vee) - n. see "muahahahahaha".
P.S. Hey, LRC -- I found the coral .sig! :-)
Carolyn Zaccaria
>Little Boink Peeps writes:
you guys are awfully funny...:) and I bet you thought i wasn't paying
attention! :)
> \\\//
> -(o o)-
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>Vince Rhee tig...@vcsun2.tamu.edu
>"When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if
> they ever press charges."
>------------------------------------------------------------------------
I like this one, but what kind of clothes item is "charges"?
:-) CAZ lost my sense of humor and found someone else's.
sallie j kudra
> Ol' Bucky (and, I DO mean Ol') is throwing himself
> mercilessly at the new kid in town. He'll never notice
Toomces, Toomces, Toomces <shaking head sadly>. Darlin', this does sound
just a *wee* bit jealous on your part. I have an idea if his flirtations
are disturbing you. Call our dear little brother, Core-Nucopia. That should
get Bucky backpedalling quickly <bright smile>.
>::Tell me, love, are you still sporting a beard <swooning at the thought>?
> Sporting a beard and waiting for your gentle hands to stroke it.
<sigh> I'm such a pushover for male facial hair <double sigh>.
>::Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. This almost sounds........ sarcastic. Yes, sarcastic. I
> If it was sarcasm, would you need to ... spank me.
> Yes. spank me. Punish me. I've been bad.
> (Sheesh. Where is Kumie when we need her?)
I don't know. It sounds as if that is exactly what you want. Should I give
in to this compulsion of yours to be punished with a cat-o-nine-tails by a
woman clad in a latex Catwoman suit? I just don't know. Besides, I'd rather
use a longe whip while dressed in suede leather half chaps <ww,nn>. After all, I
*am* into powerful animals between my legs. Chill out folks, I ride horseback
<g>.
Maybe Toomces, I will, if you ask prettily enough <arched eyebrow ala Hope/Gina>
Vince Rhee
>Toomces (who can drive, even though he's not a cat) sez:
>>Again, it was my naughty.love who said:
>
>>::Tell me, love, are you still sporting a beard <swooning at the thought>?
>> Sporting a beard and waiting for your gentle hands to stroke it.
>
><sigh> I'm such a pushover for male facial hair <double sigh>.
Damn...and I just shaved this morning for the first time in three days (it
was looking *scraggly*). Guess I can't do anything right these days...
>> (Sheesh. Where is Kumie when we need her?)
>
>woman clad in a latex Catwoman suit? I just don't know. Besides, I'd rather
>use a longe whip while dressed in suede leather half chaps <ww,nn>. After all, I
>*am* into powerful animals between my legs. Chill out folks, I ride horseback
><g>.
Among other things, my net.squeeze. ;-)
TTFN,
- EV
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sallie j kudra
>Damn...and I just shaved this morning for the first time in three days (it
>was looking *scraggly*). Guess I can't do anything right these days...
Oh, sweetie, give it a rest. I've *begged* you to grow a beard and you have
*constantly* refused. Don't you dare act so woebegone now. Besides which
*I* know the real reason you hadn't shaved in 3 days and it had nothing to do
with me :-p.
>>*am* into powerful animals between my legs. Chill out folks, I ride horseback
>><g>.
>Among other things, my net.squeeze. ;-)
<giggle> Oh, EV, and everyone calls *me* naughty. I just love the way I can
have you come flying back by doing no more than flirting outrageously with
Toomces. So, babe.of.the.universe, what color is my hair, hmmmmmmmm? Hint:
it ain't red <wicked grin>.
To my sister and brother, Peeps (or PP) and LRC: Nyah, nyah, nyah. He may
toy with you, but he always comes back to me *thbptbptbptbpt*.
I am reading too much Anne Rice erotica.............
Thomas Yohn
::vir...@tam2000.tamu.edu (Vince Rhee) net.love.of.my.life writes:
::
::>Damn...and I just shaved this morning for the first time in three days (it
::>was looking *scraggly*). Guess I can't do anything right these days...
::
::Oh, sweetie, give it a rest. I've *begged* you to grow a beard and you have
::*constantly* refused. Don't you dare act so woebegone now. Besides which
::*I* know the real reason you hadn't shaved in 3 days and it had nothing to do
::with me :-p.
Share, darling, share. We all want to know.
::
::>>*am* into powerful animals between my legs.
*blush* I'm flattered.
Chill out folks, I ride horseback
::>><g>.
Well, I remember the horse reference, anyway.
::
::>Among other things, my net.squeeze. ;-)
::
::<giggle> Oh, EV, and everyone calls *me* naughty. I just love the way I can
::have you come flying back by doing no more than flirting outrageously with
::Toomces. So, babe.of.the.universe, what color is my hair, hmmmmmmmm? Hint:
::it ain't red <wicked grin>.
It doesn't matter to me, my love. As long as we can
grow together.
::
::To my sister and brother, Peeps (or PP) and LRC: Nyah, nyah, nyah. He may
::toy with you, but he always comes back to me *thbptbptbptbpt*.
Yoiu *know* what that does to me.
::
::I am reading too much Anne Rice erotica.............
Even better.
toomces
_____________________________________________________________________________
Yeah. Right. Like Sun has an | Someone who thinks logically is a nice
opinion about Days Of Our Lives. | contrast to the real world.
email: thoma...@Corp.Sun.COM | - Anonymous
_____________________________________________________________________________
Thomas Yohn
::hit...@yohn.Corp.Sun.COM (Thomas Yohn) resident net.ho writes:
::
::> Ol' Bucky (and, I DO mean Ol') is throwing himself
::> mercilessly at the new kid in town. He'll never notice
::
::Toomces, Toomces, Toomces <shaking head sadly>. Darlin', this does sound
::just a *wee* bit jealous on your part. I have an idea if his flirtations
::are disturbing you. Call our dear little brother, Core-Nucopia. That should
::get Bucky backpedalling quickly <bright smile>.
Oh, NN. I should have known *you* would have
the solution to my dilemma. Now, how do I get
the new kid to dump Bucky and pay attention to me?
::
::>::Tell me, love, are you still sporting a beard <swooning at the thought>?
::> Sporting a beard and waiting for your gentle hands to stroke it.
::
::<sigh> I'm such a pushover for male facial hair <double sigh>.
Not course at all. It's *really* soft.
::
::>::Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. This almost sounds........ sarcastic. Yes, sarcastic. I
::
::> If it was sarcasm, would you need to ... spank me.
::> Yes. spank me. Punish me. I've been bad.
::> (Sheesh. Where is Kumie when we need her?)
::
::I don't know. It sounds as if that is exactly what you want. Should I give
::in to this compulsion of yours to be punished with a cat-o-nine-tails by a
::woman clad in a latex Catwoman suit? I just don't know. Besides, I'd rather
::use a longe whip while dressed in suede leather half chaps <ww,nn>.
All Right. A new game. I'm in your hands, NN. Make
me behave.
f
After all, I
::*am* into powerful animals between my legs.
*blush* Thanks.
Chill out folks, I ride horseback
::<g>.
::
::Maybe Toomces, I will, if you ask prettily enough <arched eyebrow ala Hope/Gina>
Take in your strong, gentle hands, my NN Core-Nmuffin
I`m all yours.
::
::NN Core-nmuffin
toomces
___________________________________________________________________________
Yeah. Right. Like Sun has an | " Nothing can bother me today.
opinion about Days Of Our Lives. | I've got my happy face on."
email: thoma...@Corp.Sun.COM | Shirley Hastings _Strictly Ballroom_
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Kristen Clute
> Um... LRC, I just want to confirm that you are
> busy with EV. Which, of course, means I have
> Dance and Movie Sensation, Paul Mercurio all
> to myself.
Nice try my friend, but Bzzzzzzzzzzzt wrong! Thanks for playing. I may
be busy net.flirting with the Evil One but I still have plenty o' time for
Paul "the stud" Mercurio. And besides, what happened to star of TV's
TimeTrax Dale Midkiff? Thought you were busy suh wooning over him?
> toomces, thinking of Paul Mercurio... Suh. Woon.
LRC, thinking toomcie really needs to forget about Paul. He told me he's
WAY over you and is moving on to short red-headed women! ;-)
sallie j kudra
> Oh, NN. I should have known *you* would have
> the solution to my dilemma. Now, how do I get
> the new kid to dump Bucky and pay attention to me?
But of course, bro, that's what sibs are for. Helping each other out.
Hmmmmm, this is becoming a dilemma since this is all one big happy family.
Do I do bro Bucky dirt while helping you? Do I do bro Matt a disservice
by reminding you guys about him? Do I just start sh*t and sit back and
smile? Decisions, decisions.........
> All Right. A new game. I'm in your hands, NN. Make
> me behave.
C'mere Toomces, you've been a baaaaddddd boy. We'll have to put on this
leather halter and run you in circles. And if you stop there's always
this longe whip <flicking my wrist causing the supple whip with it's 2 ft
long tip to crack smartly>. Not coming here? This could be dangerous
<flicking the whip at Toomces and catching him in a very vulnerable position>
for your well being. Keep it up and there will be no after exercise massage
session given by none other than...................
Drake H <grinning evilly>.
<shaking myself mentally> I really do have to quit reading Anne Rice erotica.
> Take in your strong, gentle hands, my NN Core-Nmuffin
> I`m all yours.
Consider it done, love.
Thomas Yohn
::That Net.ho said:
::
::> Um... LRC, I just want to confirm that you are
::> busy with EV. Which, of course, means I have
::> Dance and Movie Sensation, Paul Mercurio all
::> to myself.
::
::Nice try my friend, but Bzzzzzzzzzzzt wrong! Thanks for playing. I may
::be busy net.flirting with the Evil One but I still have plenty o' time for
::Paul "the stud" Mercurio. And besides, what happened to star of TV's
::TimeTrax Dale Midkiff?
You make me sound fickle. I'm not fickle... just
versatile. Star of TV's Time Trax, Dale Midkiff,
is just fine. But, Paul Mercurio and I have such
a history together.
Thought you were busy suh wooning over him?
No more than you suh. wooning. over EV.
::
::> toomces, thinking of Paul Mercurio... Suh. Woon.
He looked sooooooooo fine in "Joseph".
::
::LRC, thinking toomcie really needs to forget about Paul. He told me he's
::WAY over you and is moving on to short red-headed women! ;-)
Sorry to hear that your head is short. But, Paul is mine.
Mine. MINE. Just ask Vixen. She thought she could steal
him away.
toomces, just defining the perameters
Kristen Clute
> The Confused Red-head said:
> ::Nice try my friend, but Bzzzzzzzzzzzt wrong! Thanks for playing. I may
> ::be busy net.flirting with the Evil One but I still have plenty o' time for
> ::Paul "the stud" Mercurio. And besides, what happened to star of TV's
> ::TimeTrax Dale Midkiff?
>
> You make me sound fickle. I'm not fickle... just
> versatile.
Versatile? Is that what they're calling it these days? I'd say more like
trampy. Yep, trampy, tawdry little tart sounds right to me. <eg>
> Star of TV's Time Trax, Dale Midkiff,
> is just fine. But, Paul Mercurio and I have such
> a history together.
Toomcie? Sweetie Darling? A history in your dreams does not count as a
history *together*. Wake up dearheart, time to learn to separate reality
and fantasy.
> Thought you were busy suh wooning over him?
>
> No more than you suh. wooning. over EV.
Pshaw, *me* suh. wooning. over Vince? Please, I'd hardly call it
swooning. Mild flirting maybe, a couple of winks and nudges does not a
suh wooning make. (Sorry EV honey, I can't give up Paul for you. Nothing
personal, you understand, it's just that his aussie accent gives me
goosebumps!)
> He looked sooooooooo fine in "Joseph".
Yummy even! He looked better in the first part though, dontcha' think?
Many more shirtless scenes in the beginning.
> toomces, just defining the perameters
LRC, wondering if toomcie is alone in his dream world or if the poor dear
has company.
Thomas Yohn
::hit...@yohn.Corp.Sun.COM (Thomas Yohn) pleads for punishment:
::> Oh, NN. I should have known *you* would have
::> the solution to my dilemma. Now, how do I get
::> the new kid to dump Bucky and pay attention to me?
::
::But of course, bro, that's what sibs are for. Helping each other out.
::Hmmmmm, this is becoming a dilemma since this is all one big happy family.
::Do I do bro Bucky dirt while helping you?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Do I do bro Matt a disservice
::by reminding you guys about him?
Too late.
Do I just start sh*t and sit back and
::smile? Decisions, decisions.........
::
::
::> All Right. A new game. I'm in your hands, NN. Make
::> me behave.
::
::C'mere Toomces, you've been a baaaaddddd boy. We'll have to put on this
::leather halter and run you in circles. And if you stop there's always
::this longe whip <flicking my wrist causing the supple whip with it's 2 ft
::long tip to crack smartly>. Not coming here? This could be dangerous
::<flicking the whip at Toomces and catching him in a very vulnerable position>
::for your well being. Keep it up and there will be no after exercise massage
::session given by none other than...................
If I don't keep it up, there could be *real* trouble.
Thank you, Mistress, may I have another?
::
::
::Drake H <grinning evilly>.
Catch me.
::
::<shaking myself mentally> I really do have to quit reading Anne Rice erotica.
::
::> Take in your strong, gentle hands, my NN Core-Nmuffin
::> I`m all yours.
::
::Consider it done, love.
SUH. Woon.
toomces
::
::NN Core-nmuffin
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::Tom "I have no idea what I'm talking about" Yohn whined:
::> The Confused Red-head said:
::> ::Paul "the stud" Mercurio. And besides, what happened to star of TV's
::> ::TimeTrax Dale Midkiff?
::>
::> You make me sound fickle. I'm not fickle... just
::> versatile.
::
::Versatile? Is that what they're calling it these days? I'd say more like
::trampy. Yep, trampy, tawdry little tart sounds right to me. <eg>
Ring-ring. Ring-ring. Hello, LRC? This is the kettle.
You're black.
::
::> Star of TV's Time Trax, Dale Midkiff,
::> is just fine. But, Paul Mercurio and I have such
::> a history together.
::
::Toomcie? Sweetie Darling? A history in your dreams does not count as a
::history *together*. Wake up dearheart, time to learn to separate reality
::and fantasy.
And, who was that PM danced with after the net.wedding
that wasn't? And, with whom did PM dance across Europe?
And, with whom did PM win the Australian Grand National
Dance Finals? toomces, who else.
::
::> Thought you were busy suh wooning over him?
::>
::> No more than you suh. wooning. over EV.
::
::Pshaw, *me* suh. wooning. over Vince? Please, I'd hardly call it
::swooning. Mild flirting maybe, a couple of winks and nudges does not a
::suh wooning make. (Sorry EV honey, I can't give up Paul for you. Nothing
::personal, you understand, it's just that his aussie accent gives me
::goosebumps!)
Uh-Huh!
::
::> He looked sooooooooo fine in "Joseph".
::
::Yummy even! He looked better in the first part though, dontcha' think?
::Many more shirtless scenes in the beginning.
And, the pool scene. The occasional glimpses of his
firm and perky buttocks. YIKES!
::
::> toomces, just defining the perameters
::
::LRC, wondering if toomcie is alone in his dream world or if the poor dear
::has company.
toomces, letting LRC know it looks like she's keeping me company
Liz Fox
TAN: The Evil .. by Vince Rh...@tam2000.tamu.
> >And dear LRC. You were right not to go into that hotel room with the
Evil One.
> >He may be the net.love.of.my.life, but I'm not blind to his obsession
with the
> >sisters of the net. Though, it would have been fun, I can tell you.
Eh, BB?
>
> Excuse the repetition, but: Woo-woo!! ;-) Saaayy...where has the BIG B
> been hiding her babe-a-licious self lately...?
>
Babe-a-licious? You rang, darling??? ;) I've been otherwise occupied
lately...unfortunately it's work and other things...not a trip to
Jamaica. :(
> And NN, my net.love, my net.darling...it's not an obsession. I'm just
> getting to know your side of the family a little better. Yeah, that's the
> ticket -- familial bonding! :-)
Familial bonding my Aunt Fanny! Now if you would have said Familial
BONDAGE I could understand!
>
> >NN Core-nmuffin, celebrating 5 months of DOOL celibacy. Gosh, I don't even
>
> I try to do my best to make sure that it's *only* a DOOL celibacy and
> not--...well... <ww,nn>
NN - Never! Me either! Too bad you both won't be at Peelcon...It could
have been a menage et cinq! ;)
>
> TTFN,
> - EV
Send those pictures!! Or else...the Peel police will come to see you -
and they sure as heck aren't as cute as EV and Toomcie!
Lix
Nelson Broat
Zaccaria) says:
>
>In article <3mp4pm$r...@news.tamu.edu> vir...@tam2000.tamu.edu (Vince Rhee)
>writes:
>>Little Boink Peeps writes:
>
>you guys are awfully funny...:) and I bet you thought i wasn't paying
>attention! :)
-N- Also refusing to pay attention. :-) Boy o' boy can this family chat
chat chat.
Vince Rhee
>That Net.ho said:
Sheesh, there seem to be so many of these nowadays...which one are you
talking about?! Oh...Toomces...okay.
>> toomces, thinking of Paul Mercurio... Suh. Woon.
>
>LRC, thinking toomcie really needs to forget about Paul. He told me he's
>WAY over you and is moving on to short red-headed women! ;-)
Geez, it's gettin' kinda crowded over here... ;-)
Vince Rhee
>>> is just fine. But, Paul Mercurio and I have such
>>> a history together.
>>
>
> No more than you suh. wooning. over EV.
OK, what's with the "suh-wooning"? I mean, I know what you're talking
about, but I though syllabic extensions were a Southern thing...you know,
like "sheee-it" and such <g>.
Must be spreading. :-)
TTFN,
- Ee Vee
Vince Rhee
>Tom "I have no idea what I'm talking about" Yohn whined:
>> The Confused Red-head said:
>
>>
>> No more than you suh. wooning. over EV.
>
>swooning. Mild flirting maybe, a couple of winks and nudges does not a
<gasp> LRC...my net.cutie...I'm hurt, I'm wounded...you mean all I am/was
to you is a cheap, tawdry little fling? A net.sex.object to be used and
re-used as you desire? I...I...
...I can live with that. ;-)
>suh wooning make. (Sorry EV honey, I can't give up Paul for you. Nothing
>personal, you understand, it's just that his aussie accent gives me
>goosebumps!)
You know, darlin', for you I'd even go so far as to try to fake an Aussie
accent...but mixing that in with 25 years of Texas could prove to be
unintentionally hilarious for you...
TTFN,
- EV
Vince Rhee
>vir...@tam2000.tamu.edu (Vince Rhee) net.love.of.my.life writes:
>
>>Among other things, my net.squeeze. ;-)
>
><giggle> Oh, EV, and everyone calls *me* naughty. I just love the way I can
There's a reason for that, darlin'...
>have you come flying back by doing no more than flirting outrageously with
>Toomces. So, babe.of.the.universe, what color is my hair, hmmmmmmmm? Hint:
>it ain't red <wicked grin>.
I *always* come flying back, haven't you noticed? Well...esp. since LRC
got tired of playing with me and is running and drooling her way back to
Paul Mercurio... ;-)
And no, your hair ain't red. But I *do* know what color it is aaaaaall
over... <ww,nn>
>To my sister and brother, Peeps (or PP) and LRC: Nyah, nyah, nyah. He may
>toy with you, but he always comes back to me *thbptbptbptbpt*.
That's another thing I love about her: the maturity. <giggle>
Liz Fox
> hit...@yohn.Corp.Sun.COM (Thomas Yohn) writes:
>
> >In article 797861535@hubcap, ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu (sallie j
kudra) writes:
> >::jb...@mars.superlink.net (Jackie Brady) writes:
> >::Alas, I'm another without the wherewithal to head out to the Left
Coast for
> >::PeelCon, but I will put forth great effort to hit one on the Right
Coast :-).
>
>
> > No. Say it ain't so. NN, you've got to make it here.
>
> I hate to break your heart, Toomces me love, but as this state is continually
> reducing the amount of money it puts aside for higher education and
for paying
> it's employees (our department alone had to come up with 1 Mil in
budget cuts)
> , I just can't swing it. There is much to be said for working in
academia and
> for the state, but money ain't one of them.
>
> > toomces, hoping it's not too late to return the
> > "accessories" I bought at the prospect of
> > meeting NN face to face ( or applicable body parts)
>
> Ohhhhhhh. Keep them. Afterall, Peeps will be there <w> and I'm sure *she*
> would love to see them. She's so easy........ to please <kiss, kiss>.
> Besides, if there is an East Coast PeelCon at a later date *you* could bring
> them then, non?
>
But of course! And remember Toomcie - *I'll* be there too! ;)
> NN Core-nmuffin
>
Lix
Thomas Yohn
::But of course! And remember Toomcie - *I'll* be there too! ;)
And, the hot wax will be at the ready position when I
see you, my little hottentot..
toomces
::
::Lix
::
June Petersen
>In <lorenzo-1504...@f181-116.net.wisc.edu>, lor...@macc.wisc.edu (Steve Lorenzo) writes:
>>~> And, I have started to save my money for a big East Coast
>>~> trip. Starting in SC and working my way North.
>>~Smart move. Just let me know when and where to pick you up.
>>
>>Oh, hon! This is Toomces we're talking about. Just look on the nearest
>>street corner, under the light.
>
>Thank you for causing me to choke on my soda. Because after reading that comment the
>first thing that came to mind (such as it is), was the Bud Light commercial where the
>guys are dressed in drag to get a beer. Toomces, when did you go commercial? :-)
And *I* know his "drag name" :^)
TTFN,
Garlic
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: toomces
Is that something like a hot-to-trot?
Ollie
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Skidmore College for an emergency transvite.
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Thomas Yohn
::In article <3mp2i8$11...@news.cuny.edu>, <nel...@borg.cis.cuny.edu> wrote:
::>In <lorenzo-1504...@f181-116.net.wisc.edu>, lor...@macc.wisc.edu (Steve Lorenzo) writes:
::>>~> And, I have started to save my money for a big East Coast
::>>~> trip. Starting in SC and working my way North.
::>>~Smart move. Just let me know when and where to pick you up.
::>>
::>>Oh, hon! This is Toomces we're talking about. Just look on the nearest
::>>street corner, under the light.
::>
::>Thank you for causing me to choke on my soda. Because after reading that comment the
::>first thing that came to mind (such as it is), was the Bud Light commercial where the
::>guys are dressed in drag to get a beer. Toomces, when did you go commercial? :-)
::
::And *I* know his "drag name" :^)
Oh, I've been commercial for years. And, I've got the
tax returns to prove it. Well, they are under my drag name.
toomces
Thomas Yohn
::: And, the hot wax will be at the ready position when I
::: toomces
::
::Is that something like a hot-to-trot?
::Ollie
That's your title, Ol.
toomces
::
linda perkins
: ::Ollie
: That's your title, Ol.
: toomces
Oh...............yeah..............I forgot...............sorry.
Kristen Clute
> I *always* come flying back, haven't you noticed? Well...esp. since LRC
> got tired of playing with me and is running and drooling her way back to
> Paul Mercurio... ;-)
Honey.sweetie.darling, I *said* that I have time for both of you. No need
to get snitty (is that a word?) You'll always be my main.net.sex.object!
;-)
> And no, your hair ain't red. But I *do* know what color it is aaaaaall
> over... <ww,nn>
Gray?
> >To my sister and brother, Peeps (or PP) and LRC: Nyah, nyah, nyah. He may
> >toy with you, but he always comes back to me *thbptbptbptbpt*.
He many come back to you NN, but do you *really* want seconds or thirds?
> That's another thing I love about her: the maturity. <giggle>
Maturity? Is that what we call it these days? Hmmmm, I would have used
another word, but ok. Whatever floats your boat! :-) <Insert smilie for
the Naughty One since I'm probably already on her sh*t list)
LRC, wondering how she can side-step the wrath of NN...
Oh and EV, thanks for adding my favorite Deep Thoughts .sig!
BTW, if this shows up 3 or 4 times, I'm sorry. My feed is being really flaky!
>
> TTFN,
> - EV
> DEEP THOUGHTS by Jack Handey:
>
> "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been
> painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can
> make a child look like a deer."
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>From moi:
>
>> And NN, my net.love, my net.darling...it's not an obsession. I'm just
>> getting to know your side of the family a little better. Yeah, that's the
>> ticket -- familial bonding! :-)
>
>Familial bonding my Aunt Fanny! Now if you would have said Familial
>BONDAGE I could understand!
Well I didn't want to assume to much about rest of the family's
fetishes. I mean, just because *you* like it... <ww,nn>
>Send those pictures!! Or else...the Peel police will come to see you -
>and they sure as heck aren't as cute as EV and Toomcie!
Ah, but then again -- no one is! (OH COME ON...like you didn't know I was
going to say that...! :-)
TTFN,
- EV
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>EV (which is pronounced as *one* syllable, mind you) pouted:
Oh puh-leeze! (the last word pronounced as two syllables -- unless you're
Roger Rabbit in which case it's somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 or
12...) I can't help it if you and PP are timesharing the same part of the
brain that won't let you figure this out...EV...*EE VEE*...it's not so
tough, you know, sweetie...
>> I *always* come flying back, haven't you noticed? Well...esp. since LRC
>> got tired of playing with me and is running and drooling her way back to
>> Paul Mercurio... ;-)
>
>Honey.sweetie.darling, I *said* that I have time for both of you. No need
>to get snitty (is that a word?) You'll always be my main.net.sex.object!
>;-)
"Wo--"...well, you all *know* what I'm going to say here, so I won't say
it. Here's a hint, though: it rhymes with "Wooboo!" <g>
>> And no, your hair ain't red. But I *do* know what color it is aaaaaall
>> over... <ww,nn>
>
>Gray?
*ZZING!* Pardon me whilst I hide away behind this blast screen...
>> >To my sister and brother, Peeps (or PP) and LRC: Nyah, nyah, nyah. He may
>> >toy with you, but he always comes back to me *thbptbptbptbpt*.
>
>He many come back to you NN, but do you *really* want seconds or thirds?
Oh my, my. The net.cutie is really rolling now...
[from LRC's .sig]
> | - Veronica
> | "Heathers"
What a great movie! I think I may have to rent it again and show it to my
roomies, neither of whom has seen it before.
Kristen Clute
> EEEEE VEEEEEEE wrote:
Yeah, ok, call him what you will, but we all know the truth!
> >kcl...@qualcomm.com (Kristen Clute) said:
> >>EV (which is pronounced as *one* syllable, mind you) pouted:
> >I can't help it if you and PP are timesharing the same part of the
> >brain that won't let you figure this out...EV...*EE VEE*...it's not so
> >tough, you know, sweetie...
>
> HEY. I don't timeshare with nobody. Why is it people think me and
> LRC do *everything* together? Sheesh! I think we need some damage
> control here....
PeePee, you know damn well that we share some of the same thoughts. If
I'm not mistaken, we discussed this on the phone today. Remember the
sweatshirt conversation?
> I have to tell you, EV, dear. I always read it as "Ehhv." It
> just flows easier off the tongue that way. You know how *that*
> is, don't you? <ww, nudge nudge>
Tramp!
> And by the way, should I ever be "lucky" enough to meet you in person,
I'm > > > going to have to call you Ehhv out of habit. :-)
I'm not all that sure that "lucky" is the operative word. :-) Horror maybe! :-)
> >>> And no, your hair ain't red. But I *do* know what color it is aaaaaall
> >>> over... <ww,nn>
> >>
> >>Gray?
>
> BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!! Oy-vey. Hey, Cran! You
> reading this? Looks like we'll soon have a vacancy in our room
> since Core-Vette will no doubt be in the Witness Protection Program
> after this little remark.
Haven't heard from the Naughty One yet. I'm afraid to check my mailbox,
might be a mailbomb or snake in there or something! But don't worry, I'll
make it to LA whether NN gets me or not! :-)
> Necty, be kind to her.
Yes Necty, be kind to me. It was just a joke. Ha ha, just a little
humour there. <wimper>
> >>He many come back to you NN, but do you *really* want seconds or thirds?
>
> Ouch. Hmmm... me thinks Core-Vette has had a few too many
> cappucinos this week. It's starting to affect her judgement.
> (side note: I don't care how people spell that word nowadays. I learned it
> with an 'e' in it!)
Yeah, cappacino can do that to a person. (And Peeps, you can spell my
name anyway you want! Just be nice!)
> >Oh my, my. The net.cutie is really rolling now...
>
> net.cutie????? AHEM. < tap tap tap > Are we forgetting someone????
Forgetting someone? Nah, I don't think so. I'm pretty sure he got it
right the first time! ;-)
> >> | - Veronica
> >> | "Heathers"
> >
> >What a great movie! I think I may have to rent it again and show it to my
> >roomies, neither of whom has seen it before.
>
> If Shannon Doherty weren't in that, I might be able to force
> myself to watch that. I *really* can't stand her.
Watch it anyway. Shannon's not too bad in it. It was made prior to her
90210 stint.
LRC, thinking I should take my name off of the Peel list due to the wrath
of NNCornmuffin Peel Core
> Peeps
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>>BONDAGE I could understand!
>
>Well I didn't want to assume to much about rest of the family's
>fetishes. I mean, just because *you* like it... <ww,nn>
Bondage??? Did someone say BONDAGE??? *sigh*
Would you people *please* stop teasing me???? Sheesh.
Off topic: I've noticed in the last few days that EHV just can't
stop mentioning his butt. And *he* talks about the sisters'
fetishes. Ya. Right.
>>Send those pictures!! Or else...the Peel police will come to see you -
>>and they sure as heck aren't as cute as EV and Toomcie!
>
>Ah, but then again -- no one is! (OH COME ON...like you didn't know I was
>going to say that...! :-)
You just wanted to make sure *someone* said it, cause you knew we
weren't going to. ;-)
Well, about toomcie, maybe. ;-)
Peeps, giggling like a schoolgirl... and dressed like one too. <wg>
Vince Rhee
>EEEEE VEEEEEEE wrote:
>>kcl...@qualcomm.com (Kristen Clute) said:
>>>EV (which is pronounced as *one* syllable, mind you) pouted:
>>
>>brain that won't let you figure this out...EV...*EE VEE*...it's not so
>>tough, you know, sweetie...
>
>HEY. I don't timeshare with nobody. Why is it people think me and
>LRC do *everything* together? Sheesh! I think we need some damage
>control here....
True, Peeps...but for her or you? <g>
>is, don't you? <ww, nudge nudge> And by the way, should I ever
>be "lucky" enough to meet you in person, I'm going to have to
>call you Ehhv out of habit. :-)
Why the quotes, hon? You say that as if meeting me were a *bad*
thing... (shaddup, LRC)
>>"Wo--"...well, you all *know* what I'm going to say here, so I won't say
>>it. Here's a hint, though: it rhymes with "Wooboo!" <g>
>
>I think we've heard enough woo-hooing out of you.
Sorry...too much Simpsons (and no, I *don't* mean O.J....)
>>Oh my, my. The net.cutie is really rolling now...
>
>net.cutie????? AHEM. < tap tap tap > Are we forgetting someone????
Hmmmm... <think think think> ...I'm not sure. Am I?
>>> | - Veronica
>>> | "Heathers"
>>
>>What a great movie! I think I may have to rent it again and show it to my
>>roomies, neither of whom has seen it before.
>
>If Shannon Doherty weren't in that, I might be able to force
>myself to watch that. I *really* can't stand her.
Yeah, but she gets offed, so that's gotta be a plus, eh? :-)
Jackie Brady
>LittleBoinkPeeps (tm EV) wrote:
>> EEEEE VEEEEEEE wrote:
>
>Yeah, ok, call him what you will, but we all know the truth!
That's true.
>> >I can't help it if you and PP are timesharing the same part of the
>> >brain that won't let you figure this out...EV...*EE VEE*...it's not so
>> >tough, you know, sweetie...
>>
>> HEY. I don't timeshare with nobody. Why is it people think me and
>> LRC do *everything* together? Sheesh! I think we need some damage
>> control here....
>
>PeePee, you know damn well that we share some of the same thoughts. If
>I'm not mistaken, we discussed this on the phone today. Remember the
>sweatshirt conversation?
Right. Shhhhhh. I thought we weren't going to tell people that.
>> I have to tell you, EV, dear. I always read it as "Ehhv." It
>> just flows easier off the tongue that way. You know how *that*
>> is, don't you? <ww, nudge nudge>
>
>Tramp!
I am NO tramp. Hussy, yes. Harlot, sure. Tramp? Never!
>> And by the way, should I ever be "lucky" enough to meet you in person,
>I'm > > > going to have to call you Ehhv out of habit. :-)
>
>I'm not all that sure that "lucky" is the operative word. :-) Horror maybe! :-)
Well, you do speak from experience.
>Haven't heard from the Naughty One yet. I'm afraid to check my mailbox,
>might be a mailbomb or snake in there or something! But don't worry, I'll
>make it to LA whether NN gets me or not! :-)
Shucks. Oh well. Maybe I can arrange something to prevent that in
the meantime. ;-)
>> Necty, be kind to her.
>
>Yes Necty, be kind to me. It was just a joke. Ha ha, just a little
>humour there. <wimper>
Leave the humor to the funny people. :-)
>> Ouch. Hmmm... me thinks Core-Vette has had a few too many
>> cappucinos this week. It's starting to affect her judgement.
>> (side note: I don't care how people spell that word nowadays. I learned it
>> with an 'e' in it!)
>
>Yeah, cappacino can do that to a person. (And Peeps, you can spell my
>name anyway you want! Just be nice!)
Ooops. I should have underlined the word I was talking about: judgement.
:-) Can I spell your name like this? T-R-O-U-B-L-E
*giggle* :-)
>> net.cutie????? AHEM. < tap tap tap > Are we forgetting someone????
>
>Forgetting someone? Nah, I don't think so. I'm pretty sure he got it
>right the first time! ;-)
Oh fine. I'll remember that.
>> If Shannon Doherty weren't in that, I might be able to force
>> myself to watch that. I *really* can't stand her.
>
>Watch it anyway. Shannon's not too bad in it. It was made prior to her
>90210 stint.
I know. It's on *constantly* on the independent station around
here. They play it all the time. Probably another reason why I
have no desire to see it. :-)
Peeps
Jackie Brady
>PEEEEEEEEE PEEEEEEEEEEEE (heh heh) wrote:
:-) You forgot "in her pants", (tm Ollie). :-)
>>EEEEE VEEEEEEE wrote:
>>
>>HEY. I don't timeshare with nobody. Why is it people think me and
>>LRC do *everything* together? Sheesh! I think we need some damage
>>control here....
>
>True, Peeps...but for her or you? <g>
Well.....I think that's still under discussion. :-)
>Why the quotes, hon? You say that as if meeting me were a *bad*
>thing... (shaddup, LRC)
Oh gee. I don't know *how* those quotes got in there.
>>I think we've heard enough woo-hooing out of you.
>
>Sorry...too much Simpsons (and no, I *don't* mean O.J....)
There's another?
>>net.cutie????? AHEM. < tap tap tap > Are we forgetting someone????
>
>Hmmmm... <think think think> ...I'm not sure. Am I?
how soon we forget.
>>If Shannon Doherty weren't in that, I might be able to force
>>myself to watch that. I *really* can't stand her.
>
>Yeah, but she gets offed, so that's gotta be a plus, eh? :-)
Oooh. She gets offed in it??? That *is* a plus. :-)
Peeps
Jackie Brady
>kcl...@qualcomm.com (Kristen Clute) said:
>>EV (which is pronounced as *one* syllable, mind you) pouted:
>
>Roger Rabbit in which case it's somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 or
>brain that won't let you figure this out...EV...*EE VEE*...it's not so
>tough, you know, sweetie...
HEY. I don't timeshare with nobody. Why is it people think me and
LRC do *everything* together? Sheesh! I think we need some damage
control here....
I have to tell you, EV, dear. I always read it as "Ehhv." It
just flows easier off the tongue that way. You know how *that*
is, don't you? <ww, nudge nudge> And by the way, should I ever
be "lucky" enough to meet you in person, I'm going to have to
call you Ehhv out of habit. :-)
>>> I *always* come flying back, haven't you noticed? Well...esp. since LRC
>>> got tired of playing with me and is running and drooling her way back to
>>> Paul Mercurio... ;-)
>>
>>Honey.sweetie.darling, I *said* that I have time for both of you. No need
>>to get snitty (is that a word?) You'll always be my main.net.sex.object!
>>;-)
>
>"Wo--"...well, you all *know* what I'm going to say here, so I won't say
>it. Here's a hint, though: it rhymes with "Wooboo!" <g>
I think we've heard enough woo-hooing out of you.
>>> And no, your hair ain't red. But I *do* know what color it is aaaaaall
>>> over... <ww,nn>
>>
>>Gray?
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!! Oy-vey. Hey, Cran! You
reading this? Looks like we'll soon have a vacancy in our room
since Core-Vette will no doubt be in the Witness Protection Program
after this little remark.
Necty, be kind to her.
>*ZZING!* Pardon me whilst I hide away behind this blast screen...
Hey! Watch that zinger there. I'm already back here.
>>> >To my sister and brother, Peeps (or PP) and LRC: Nyah, nyah, nyah. He may
>>> >toy with you, but he always comes back to me *thbptbptbptbpt*.
That's just fine for me, Necty. You know how we have that little
agreement worked out. :-) I'm not into net.commitment anyway.
>>He many come back to you NN, but do you *really* want seconds or thirds?
Ouch. Hmmm... methinks Core-Vette has had a few too many
cappucinos this week. It's starting to affect her judgement.
(side note: I don't care how people spell that word nowadays. I learned it
with an 'e' in it!)
>Oh my, my. The net.cutie is really rolling now...
net.cutie????? AHEM. < tap tap tap > Are we forgetting someone????
>> | - Veronica
>> | "Heathers"
>
>What a great movie! I think I may have to rent it again and show it to my
>roomies, neither of whom has seen it before.
If Shannon Doherty weren't in that, I might be able to force
myself to watch that. I *really* can't stand her.
Peeps
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Jackie Brady jb...@mars.superlink.net jac...@cc.bellcore.com
In answer to the question, "How do you feel about bald men?" Dolly Parton
said, "I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz, don't mean
you ain't a peach." Dolly: My Life and Other Unfinished Business...
"'*-._,_.-*'"'*-._,_.-*'"'*-._,_.-*'"'*-._,_.-*'"'*-._,_.-*'"'*-._,_.-*'"
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bucket. -- Mary Waldrip in Dawsonville, Ga., Advertiser & News
linda perkins
: > :-) You forgot "in her pants", (tm Ollie). :-)
: I love that one. I use it alllll the time now!! Thanks Ollie! :-)
: LRC
You're very welcome.
sallie j kudra
>Peeps, giggling like a schoolgirl... and dressed like one too. <wg>
Oh, Peeps, how very Belinda-esque.
Now let's see how many Peels and Cores know what I'm referring to.....
Oh I ended a sentence in a preposition. Causes a joke I heard awhile back
to come to mind.
At a very posh conference, a Southern woman asked another participant where
she was from. The askee got almost irate and said "Where I come from, we
don't end our sentences in prepositions." To which the Southerner responded
"Well, excuse me. Where ya'll from, bitch?".
Sorry if I offended anyone, but that joke brings a chuckle to me whenever I
think of it :-).
NN Core-nmuffin
PS BB, I *swear* I will have pictures to you *before* PeelCon.
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Think of me what you will | Sallie Kudra, Sr. Systems Analyst
I've got a little space to fill... | ISD, Clemson University, Clemson, SC
Tom Petty | ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu
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Jackie Brady
sallie j kudra <ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu: wrote:
:jb...@mars.superlink.net (Jackie Brady) writes:
:
:>Peeps, giggling like a schoolgirl... and dressed like one too. <wg>
:
:
:Oh, Peeps, how very Belinda-esque.
I loved that book.
:Now let's see how many Peels and Cores know what I'm referring to.....
:
:Oh I ended a sentence in a preposition. Causes a joke I heard awhile back
:to come to mind.
:
:At a very posh conference, a Southern woman asked another participant where
:she was from. The askee got almost irate and said "Where I come from, we
:don't end our sentences in prepositions." To which the Southerner responded
:"Well, excuse me. Where ya'll from, bitch?".
:
:Sorry if I offended anyone, but that joke brings a chuckle to me whenever I
:think of it :-).
*laugh* I love that joke. :-) It makes me chuckle every time I see
it.
:PS BB, I *swear* I will have pictures to you *before* PeelCon.
Oh sure. I'll believe it when I see it. :-)
Peeps
Dalma R. Dickens
lper...@saims.skidmore.edu (linda perkins) writes:
>
>: And, the hot wax will be at the ready position when I
>: see you, my little hottentot..
>: toomces
>
>Ollie
>
>
>
I should have read ALL of the postings before jumping in....oh, well, that's
me, always late with the witty repartee.
Core-Sair/Iander
Vince Rhee
>PCP (Jackie Brady) wrote:
>> Vince Rhee <vir...@tam2000.tamu.edu> wrote:
>
>>>Why the quotes, hon? You say that as if meeting me were a *bad*
>>>thing... (shaddup, LRC)
>
>with my older and wiser *snicker* brother?
In a heartbeat, I would guess. And guess correctly, I'm pretty sure...
>>I think we've heard enough woo-hooing out of you.
>
>Hey! He can woo-hoo about me anytime!
Psst, LRC...<looking about furtively>...PPihP (PeePee in her Pants, tm
Ollie) is just jealous... <w>
><re: the movie Heathers>
>
>> >Yeah, but she gets offed, so that's gotta be a plus, eh? :-)
>>
>> Oooh. She gets offed in it??? That *is* a plus. :-)
>
>Not to contradict my erudite (had to look that one up!) bro, but I don't
>think "Heather #2" gets offed. I know "Heather #1" does, but Shannon's
Bummer. My memory must be failing me in my advancing years (sic) -- I
thought she got offed. Oh well, maybe it was wishful thinking...it *has*
been awhile since I've seen the flick...
>Oooh, speaking of exciting, I have to put the clothes in the dryer now.
>Don't you wish you all had my life?
Unfortunately, dear li'l bro, I do. Or something painfully close to
it. Sigh...
>LRC, 2 weeks and I'm still recovering from EV's visit!
Yeah, I get that comment all the time after, ummmm, encounters... ;-)
sallie j kudra
EV, the Peels.net.sex.toy said of Moi:
>> And no, your hair ain't red. But I *do* know what color it is aaaaaall
>> over... <ww,nn>
To which LRC, soon to be the LATE LRC smarted off:
>Gray?
Little Red Core-vette, you will be sorry for this. Oh yes, I promise. You
will be soooooooooo sorrrrrrryyyyyyyy. You have heard the expression
'Paybacks are Hell' have you not <smiling and evil, menacing smile>?
I can get your voice mail number from a certain net.toy.boy and I'm even
further to the East than he <nasty chuckles>.
>He many come back to you NN, but do you *really* want seconds or thirds?
Honey, *you* guys are the ones getting the leftovers. Think I'd let the
best go out to the rest? Dream on!
>the Naughty One since I'm probably already on her sh*t list)
You are right, Sir!
>LRC, wondering how she can side-step the wrath of NN...
<dialing phone to Texas to get that SD voice mail number........>
NN Core-nmuffin
It's nighttime for the generals & the boys at the CIA| Sallie Kudra SSA
Power gone mad in the darkness, thinking they're God | Info. Sys. Devlopment
on a good day | Clemson Univ., Clemson SC
They giveth, they taketh, but they like to take it | ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu
away - CSNY
sallie j kudra
LRC:
>Necty, be kind to her.
HELL NO! I'm getting her voice mail number. Think she'll enjoy NIN at
5AM?
NN Core-nmuffin
Kristen Clute
> jb...@mars.superlink.net (Jackie Brady) writes about the Living Dangerously
> LRC:
>
> >Necty, be kind to her.
>
> HELL NO! I'm getting her voice mail number. Think she'll enjoy NIN at
> 5AM?
What is it about old people that makes them so darn cranky? Not enough
prunes dear?
LRC, thinking I should probably quit while I'm still alive
> NN Core-nmuffin
Dalma R. Dickens
hit...@yohn.Corp.Sun.COM (Thomas Yohn) writes:
>
>In article gjZdzLq00...@andrew.cmu.edu, Liz Fox <lf...@andrew.cmu.edu> () writes:
>::But of course! And remember Toomcie - *I'll* be there too! ;)
>
> see you, my little hottentot..
> toomces
I think you mean "my little hot-to-trot......"
Core-Sair/Iander
>::Lix
>::
>
Vince Rhee
>
>PS BB, I *swear* I will have pictures to you *before* PeelCon.
Ummm...babe? Haven't we all heard this promise before...? <g>
sallie j kudra
>ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu (sallie j kudra) said:
>>
>>PS BB, I *swear* I will have pictures to you *before* PeelCon.
>Ummm...babe? Haven't we all heard this promise before...? <g>
Hey, net.love.of.my.life, remember, I have *your* phone numbers, too.
And I've already picked out the ones to send, of which one is of you,
your Evilness, so shaddup.
NN Core-nmuffin
I guess that's why they call it the blues, | Sallie Kudra, Sr. Sys. Analyst
Time on my hands could be time spent with you | Info. Sys. Dvlpmnt, Clemson Univ
Laughing like children, living like lovers | Clemson, SC
Rolling like thunder under the covers. | ku...@hubcap.clemson.edu
And I guess that's why they call it the blues. --- Elton John
linda perkins
: Hey, net.love.of.my.life, remember, I have *your* phone numbers, too.
: And I've already picked out the ones to send, of which one is of you,
: your Evilness, so shaddup.
: NN Core-nmuffin
Uh oh. Do I detect a wee bit of trouble in paradise?
Jackie Brady
linda perkins <lper...@saims.skidmore.edu> wrote:
>
>: Hey, net.love.of.my.life, remember, I have *your* phone numbers, too.
>: And I've already picked out the ones to send, of which one is of you,
>: your Evilness, so shaddup.
>: NN Core-nmuffin
>
>Uh oh. Do I detect a wee bit of trouble in paradise?
>
Probably just one of their net.love.tiffs, which they seem
to LIVE for. I hear it spices up their net.making.up sessions...
Peeps