AMC:Pierce is awesome; Back off, Brooke!!
Courtenay Keough
>>know that your relationships with men never work out anyway, so just
>>leave Pierce alone and stick with Adam. He'll do you wrong again, but
>>you're tough... you can take it.
>>Alexandra
>>
I agree with you here---despite my love for Brooke, I want the Nut and the
Hermit to live happily ever after. I think Pierce needs someone who's a
little off-beat. And as someone who's been a little nutty in the past
(although there were no crowbars involved), I'd like to think that sometimes
the kooky ones get the hunks in the end.
Courtenay
Kristy Patterson
Desjardins) wrote:
> In article <47b9vd$q...@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>,
> alexandra mordecai <alexandra...@ncsu.edu> wrote:
> >Not only is Pierce gorgeous, masculine, and sexy as all get out, he's
> >also nice, considerate and proud of his JaNut. His defense of her at
> >Career Night was very much UNLIKE many famous AMC defenders of women
> >(think Matteo, Jeremy, Jackson, Noah, etc.) who seem to be more
> >interested in boosting their own macho pride than in being a friend to
> >the women they are defending. Pierce seems to really like JaNut and
> >think of her as a real, whole person, not as an object.
> >And the way he calls Laura "sweetie" is so, well, sweet, I can't stand
> >it. He sounds so sincere when he says it.
> >Brooke, I've said it before and I'll say it again: BACK OFF, Baby. You
> >know that your relationships with men never work out anyway, so just
> >leave Pierce alone and stick with Adam. He'll do you wrong again, but
> >you're tough... you can take it.
> >Alexandra
> >
> Go Alexandra! My sentiments exactly. Brook needs to stick with Adam and
> leave Pierce & Janet alone. Although, seening Brook make a fool of herself
> over a man (again!) wouldn't be a bad thing I think even Brook deserves a
> better fate than this. Let's see her and Adam form that "perfect"
couple that
> PV needs.
I'm getting scared that I try to psychoanalyze people on soaps a BIT too much,
but my impression of Pierce and why he seems so different is that he doesn't
play games. He believes what he knows of people (Janut), but what people (who
may have their own agendas) tell him. He seems to say what he thinks, and is
sincere. The rest of them are game players; they know things about their SOs
they don't know they know, see if they'll confess, follow them around, pretend
to be pregnant; or they pull a big martyr (or macho) routine to "protect" the
people they "love" from the truth (*ahem*HAYLEY), from being hurt, or deny
they love someone because they don't think the person loves them back... at
least don't lie to yourself, even if you don't tell the world! Then the truth
inevitably comes out and there's a whole big unnecessary hoo-hah. IOAS, IOAS...
Pierce is a straight shooter (maybe Stuart would also fall into this category,
can't think of who else).
-Kristy
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Darren Stephens
ck0...@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Courtenay Keough) writes:
>Brooke, I've said it before and I'll say it again: BACK OFF, Baby.
You know that your relationships with men never work out anyway, so
just leave Pierce alone and stick with Adam. He'll do you wrong again,
but you're tough... you can take it.
>>>Alexandra
>>>
While I agree that the Pierce/JaNut/Laura troika has charm, warmth,
etc., I want to go on record as saying I hope that Brooke winds up with
Pierce. Brooke hasn't had a good lover since Edmund, and I STILL think
she should be with Edmund. But, seeing as that ain't gonna happen as
long as Maria's boobs are out to HERE, I still want Brooke to have a
guy. And Pierce is the most likely. Plus, this would be a great plot
device, having a Brooke-Pierce-Janet-Laura quadrangle going on. Losing
Pierce to Brooke would either make JaNut crazy and homicidal again, or
it would make her REALLY individuate and become even stronger (i.e.,
less annoyingly clingy.)
No matter what, the Brooke-Adam thing MUST NOT HAPPEN!
Lorel Stephens
Kathy Monroe
>While I agree that the Pierce/JaNut/Laura troika has charm, warmth,
>etc., I want to go on record as saying I hope that Brooke winds up with
>Pierce. Brooke hasn't had a good lover since Edmund, and I STILL think
>she should be with Edmund. But, seeing as that ain't gonna happen as
>long as Maria's boobs are out to HERE, I still want Brooke to have a
I think it's high time that we saw Brooke in a slip dress and in
a WonderBra.
>
>No matter what, the Brooke-Adam thing MUST NOT HAPPEN!
UNDER ABSOLUTELY NO CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER!!
(hmmm, am still mulling over Brooke in a WonderBra. If Maria, Erica
and Brooke were then all in the Valley Inn powder room, they would
all have to keep their distance as those boobs would be a-banging
with any sudden moves!!)
--
Kathy
Kathy Monroe
>So THAT'S what her problem is -- she just needs a good, um er uh, schtooping!
Hey, Cybill used the word "schtoop" on her show last night (Sun) and I
knew what it meant! Just expanding my vocabulary right and left here.
>In fact, he'd probably give the poor little up-tight twit a heart attack.
>Barbara, who's never used the word "schtoop" before in my life, let alone
Barbara, would you be interested in a position on the board of AFAC
Brooke, Inc.? You have obvious qualifications and I don't even need
to see your resume. We will meet after the IHLC meetings (they have
wine and frangos) so we can save our $$ to buy Brooke a man.
To date, the Brooke-isms:
Babblingbrooke (my favorite - she's never at a loss for words, whereas
Maria is speechless sometimes after being hit with an Erica
blow)
Priggish: actually I think she's more prim that priggish.
Sanctimonious: Hands down
Uptight: Underneath it all I think that she is VERY uptight. Let it go,
Brooke. Fly, and be free!!!
And finally, the coup de gras (is that spelled right?)
A BAD MOTHER (tm Ken) the evidence is there.....
Did I miss anything, FAC Brooke???????? :-))))))
--
Kathy
FAC Taylor's Faux "FeeBee" Fetus (Aug. 1995-Oct. 1995) R.I.P.
AFAC Brooke: "Hey, Brooke, a button is missing from your blouse."
FeeBee's Hints: ITA: I totally agree!!
Carol S. Boshears
( Kathy Monroe) wrote:
> In article <47hk5n$n...@login.ee> blho...@mtu.edu (Barbara L. Horton) writes:
>
> >So THAT'S what her problem is -- she just needs a good, um er uh, schtooping!
>
> Hey, Cybill used the word "schtoop" on her show last night (Sun) and I
> knew what it meant! Just expanding my vocabulary right and left here.
>
>
> >In fact, he'd probably give the poor little up-tight twit a heart attack.
>
> >Barbara, who's never used the word "schtoop" before in my life, let alone
>
> Barbara, would you be interested in a position on the board of AFAC
> Brooke, Inc.? You have obvious qualifications and I don't even need
> to see your resume. We will meet after the IHLC meetings (they have
> wine and frangos) so we can save our $$ to buy Brooke a man.
And I thought I was the original Brooke-hater! I have to admit though,
this year she hasn't been too bad. I also used to think she was quite
"sexless", I never saw her appeal. She's the original lip-licker too!
Ms Neb is her middle name.
Carol
Kathy Monroe
>A seat on the Board?!? I'd be honored! I thought I'd have to serve
>my penance as a lowly peon before having such an offer bestowed upon
>me. I certainly hope you'll allow for cross-memberships with other
>such groups, especially (but not limited to) the IHLC, IHDC (is there
Welcome, Barbara, to the AFAC Brooke Board. Crossmembership in
any other group is, of course, allowed. Don't overextend yourself,
however. Sometimes AFAC Brooke requires double duty.
>hates her?), and others. I'll make AFAC Brooke my highest priority,
>of course; I just don't want to break any rules that might jeopardize
>my newly-found honor and fame.
We have no real rules (basically anything goes), so you'll never
be in jeopardy. And yes, we are (in)famous. There are approximately
5-6 AFAC Brookes with about 2,788 FAC Brookes... But, amazingly,
our truths hold water and theirs don't (leak, drip, drizzle).
>Barbara, wondering why we'd shell out $$$ for a man when she could
We are going to buy Brooke a man that will set PV a buzz. Dazzlingly
hunky, intelligent, funny, and sexy as all get out. Brooke will
have no choice but to succumb and *get down and dirty.* But, these
kind of guys are expensive. We'll be holding a bake sale at the
Valley Inn lobby on Sat. morning to get the ball rolling. Barbara,
I have you down for two dozen brownies (box mix acceptable).
--
Kathy
FAC Taylor's Faux "FeeBee" Fetus (Aug. 1995-Oct. 1995) R.I.P.
AFAC Brooke: "Hey, Brooke, there's a string hanging from your skirt."
FeeBee's Hints: IHLC: The "I Hate Laurel Club"
Greg Lind
( Kathy Monroe) wrote:
> We are going to buy Brooke a man that will set PV a buzz. Dazzlingly
> hunky, intelligent, funny, and sexy as all get out. Brooke will
> have no choice but to succumb and *get down and dirty.* But, these
> kind of guys are expensive. We'll be holding a bake sale at the
> Valley Inn lobby on Sat. morning to get the ball rolling. Barbara,
> I have you down for two dozen brownies (box mix acceptable).
> --
> Kathy
Let's rent her that Lucky what's-his-name-pepsi guy that Carol Burnett
drug into the Boutique one day, kay?
- greg
Kathy Monroe
>In article <47qj1b$1k...@news.doit.wisc.edu>, kmo...@eceserv0.ece.wisc.edu
>( Kathy Monroe) wrote:
>
>> We are going to buy Brooke a man that will set PV a buzz. Dazzlingly
>Let's rent her that Lucky what's-his-name-pepsi guy that Carol Burnett
>drug into the Boutique one day, kay?
But Lucky was kind of a flash in the pan guy. Have we heard about
him since his commercials went off the air?? And, the only reason
we're buying a man for Brooke, (pay attention FAC Brookes), is because
she can't seem to get and keep one on her own. In essence, we AFACs
are HELPING the FACs. Technically, this job should belong to the
FAC Brookes. But, as usual, we're doing ALL the work.... We will,
however, sell our baked goods to FAC Brookes. We don't care where
we get our $$.
Courtenay Keough
I certainly hope you'll allow for cross-memberships with other
>such groups, especially (but not limited to) the IHLC, IHDC (is there
>hates her?), and others.
Why don't we have any hate clubs for AMC men? Possibly because TPTB just
don't know diddly about writing likeable female characters? Have you noticed
that the only male character everyone consistently gets mad at is Trevor,
ang that's because They WANT us to be mad at him? Whereas with the women,
they WANT us to like Brooke, Dixie, Maria, etc, but their writing leaves us
no choice but to hatethemhatethemhatethem (with credit to "Chrissy"
Malcolm).
Courtenay, Brooke lover and feminist, being driven over the edge by women
writers ruining perfectly good women characters.
Jan Yarnot
Grizzard, R.I.P.)
Sigmund is quacking because the doorbell is about to ring. Lucy picks
him up, calling him "my little guard sentry duck" and answers the door.
It's Kevin. Rika has already done the transcription, thank goodness.
Kevin wants to come in. Lucy tells him, tearfully, "you were the one
person I trusted to treat me like an adult." Kevin: "...I can tell you
I've never been so miserable in my life. I'm a walking cliche. I can't
eat, I can't sleep, I'm gagging on my cappuchinos. . . I was stupid, I was
wrong, and you know how much I hate that combination. I'm sorry, Lucy."
They can't figure out how to resolve it. Sigmund starts up quacking
again and Kevin tells him to shut up. Lucy puts the duck away, but she's
annoyed, and Kevin says that's something else he has to do penance for.
The phone rings. It's Damian asking Lucy to lunch, and she accepts.
Kevin remarks: "Damian. The one person who has shown you less respect
than any human being in your entire life." Lucy looks at him and says
"You don't get to comment any more, Doc. Bye."
When next we see her, Lucy is at the Outback in total disbelief that Mac
and KatyBelle are back together. "I'm speechless." "Refreshing"
ripostes Mac. As Damian comes in, Mac states that Lucy is the pot
calling the kettle black. Damian flirts with Lucy, reminding her of his
interest in her as far back as the Nurses' Ball. He orders smoked salmon
and red caviar. He is in a tunnel of despair and needs some of her light
to guide him through. (Seems to me his icky green aura could do it!) He
wants to enjoy his life again. She decides he is too serious and starts
to leave, but he asks her to stay. Lucy says "You have no idea how
scared of you I am." Damian claims to be afraid of Lucy, too. She has,
he says, power to hurt him.
Meanwhile, Kevin goes to LUKE'S. He is disappointed to find only Mike
there. "Would you believe I was actually going to ask [Luke] for advice,
that's how bad it's gotten." Mike helps: "You're in luck. He's not here."
Mike sets up the cranberry juice and plays barkeep. Kevin asks:" Have
you ever had a period in your life when nothing you do seems quite right?"
"Are you kidding?" Mike asks. "That IS my life!" Kevin desires
*structure*, he doesn't like this "phase." Mike says it's voodoo, a spell
women put on men. His own Standard Operating Procedure is to hop the
next freight and get out of Dodge. However, Kevin doesn't seem the baked
beans ("Baked BEANS?", interrupts the Doc) type. Kevin leaves, asking
Mike to forget he was ever there.
Lucy and Damian finish lunch. As Damian leaves, Katherine comes into the
Outback. Damian blocks her way, telling her he gets angrier every
moment, and she's made a big mistake. Katherine tells Mac she doesn't
think she's safe.
ON THE ROAD AGAIN (No apologies to Willie Nelson.)
On the bus to Boston, Emily has been dozing on Lucky's shoulder, and when
she wakes up they have just passed Newton and should be in Boston in
about 20 minutes. Meanwhile, Luke is fretting, the kid has been acting
oddly. Laura is reading and re-reading the note Lucky left and musing at
Foster, who is telling her all, but she doesn't speak Mastiff. Somehow
she just doesn't picture Lucky, of all people, on a cleanup crew. The
phone rings, and it's Luke, sharing his suspicions. They agree to meet
for dinner and see if Lucky will open up.
Lucky figures Luke and Laura won't track them to a great hotel, but he's
built in enough slack that they will catch up eventually. Emily reacts:
"Phony names and fake credit cards. This is really weird." Lucky runs
through their fake identities and the story, and since "mom" is supposed
to be a concert pianist, Emily thinks they should research Brahms' Piano
Conderto #1. "So", Emily ponders, "We're going to the best hotel judging
by room service. Interesting how important decisions get made."
At the Quartermaine's, Lila wonders where Emily is. Monica sends
Reginald to wake her up. Meanwhile, he gives her another mysterious
package. It's a pendant from her secret admirer, with poetry by Thomas
Hardy. Could it be...? Naaaah. Reginald returns with Emily's note.
Monica regards the note as a positive sign.
Laura, still pondering Lucky's note, which she doesn't regard as a sign
of anything but weirdness, checks the closet for the emergency backpack.
It's missing. She calls Luke. Calls the school. And calls Sly. Sly
knows nothing, except that Emily is with Lucky. Luke and Laura head off
to the Quartermaines, and Monica is in shock at the news.
Lucky and Emily check in. The clerk is dubious till they start in on
Brahms, which he loves. Lucky keeps talking fast, so fast that when he
gets to his fake report card Emily kicks him. In the suite, Emily says:
"I am so lucky you're helping me." "No, I'm Lucky, you're Emily." They
check the room service menu and Emily is shocked at the prices. Lucky
has her call, and she successfully negotiates the order, only muffing her
name a little. They plan to hit the bureau of motor vehicles, and the
colleges.
--
Jan Yarnot, net.granny, RABbabe, Proud Mom to Stands-With-a-Book, the
Booklist Boy, the IRS Guy, the Tycoon, and Sunbunny.
Growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional.
jya...@netcom.com It's turtles all the way down.
Shonnese Stanback
Lizardly is quite the word to describe Adam. Well....maybe his
character, but not his looks (I'm thinking of the Adam in jeans incident
back in the summer....YUMMY!) But, I would be more than happy to scan
the airwaves for other less savory men for Brookester to hook up with.
And yes, staying married for more than a year IS the objective!
Apple pie? No problem. What time do I need to be there? You know Noah
& I have a shoot at Enchantment that morning. But, I told Hayley I
would have to leave for an important meeting with my support group (that
would be you guys--AFAC's). Just let me know, and I'll be theeeeere!
Oh, do we want ice cream to go with that pie, or are the buyer's
required to bring their own.
Shonnese
FAC Insomniac Cafe
stan...@mcnc.org
Kathy Monroe
>I was wondering why anyone would waste a good-looking man like Lucky on
>Brooke. Regis is a very good idea. Ernest Borgnine is also available, I
>believe. Can I sign up to bring the meringue pies to the first AFAC Brooke
>meeting? We can draw little Brooke faces on the tops before slicing.
>
>Robyn (who promises to be an active AFAC board member if appointed)
To date, the Men for Brooke list include:
Adam
Regis Philbin
Ernest Borgnine
Keep 'em coming, people. I think Ernest would be a very stable mate
for Brooke, and the marriage would last more than one year.
And bring those lemon meringue pies straight to my house - i'll pay
anything!! My absolute favorite pie... Also, plenty of room on
the Board for members - our letterhead can list members on both the
left and right sides. Any actual letter written on it will be short
and sweet (just like Brooke, eh, gag gag gag) and to the point so
don't need much space. Am contemplating envelopes that are just ever
so slightly scented. (no, not Mary's *scent*)
Christine Malcom
Kathy Monroe <kmo...@eceserv0.ece.wisc.edu> wrote:
>In article <ransley2-1...@gatekeeper.marsci.uga.edu> rans...@uga.cc.uga.edu (Robyn Ansley) writes:
>>I was wondering why anyone would waste a good-looking man like Lucky on
>>Brooke. Regis is a very good idea. Ernest Borgnine is also available, I
>>believe. Can I sign up to bring the meringue pies to the first AFAC Brooke
>>meeting? We can draw little Brooke faces on the tops before slicing.
>>
>>Robyn (who promises to be an active AFAC board member if appointed)
>
>To date, the Men for Brooke list include:
>Adam
>Regis Philbin
>Ernest Borgnine
>
>Keep 'em coming, people. I think Ernest would be a very stable mate
>for Brooke, and the marriage would last more than one year.
>And bring those lemon meringue pies straight to my house - i'll pay
>anything!! My absolute favorite pie... Also, plenty of room on
>the Board for members - our letterhead can list members on both the
>left and right sides. Any actual letter written on it will be short
>and sweet (just like Brooke, eh, gag gag gag) and to the point so
>don't need much space. Am contemplating envelopes that are just ever
>so slightly scented. (no, not Mary's *scent*)
I could arrange for a parade of the doughy guys that comprise my pool of
ex-boyfriends....... Nah...I don't even hate Brooke that much
Christine "Hoping against hope that her taste has improved in her current
choice" Malcom (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu) Department of Anthropology
FAC Dixie's Kidney, Candidate for Forensic Anthropologist to TPTB
"This is ridiculous! What am I doing here? I'm in the wrong story...."
"Why not both instead? There's the answer if you're clever. Have a child for
warmth and a baker for bread and a prince for...whatever..."
The Baker's Wife---Into the Woods
--
Shonnese Stanback
cohorts passes to get into the shoot. And hey, you know ole Noah is
ALWAYS willing to do something for a fan. That "oh gosh golly gee, I'm
not really a star" grin oughta be evidence enough! So come one! And
yes, I'd be happy to deliver coffee to Noah, but if you stay on my good
side, Faux Fetus may make a comeback!
Kathy Monroe
>Don't get mad ole girl! It's alright! I can get you and my other AFAC
>cohorts passes to get into the shoot. And hey, you know ole Noah is
>ALWAYS willing to do something for a fan. That "oh gosh golly gee, I'm
>not really a star" grin oughta be evidence enough! So come one! And
>yes, I'd be happy to deliver coffee to Noah, but if you stay on my good
>side, Faux Fetus may make a comeback!
Wow, that's gonna be some photo shoot if there's a faux fetus in
there somewhere!! Whooaaa, baby! FeeBee always wanted Noah to be
her real daddy because, all together now, "he'd make such a great
father" according to all the women in his life that seem to know.
FeeBee would have to watch out for stray braids banging down, but
is willing to overlook that.
Shonnese Stanback
a great father to little FeeBs. You know he's such an upstanding citzen
of PV, and a GRRRRREAT role model...although he's tryin hard not to be!
As for the braids/dreads, well as I said before, I'm not a big fan of
them, but I can' overlook this one physical flaw for him B/C YOU KNOW,
it's nothing but a spiritual relationship we have anyway...and if you
believe that's all I want, I've got some Perfect Hair (tm) for ya! But,
wouldn't it be nice for FeeBee to make an appearance just in time for
the holidays?
Carolyn Adams
>>Keep 'em coming, people. I think Ernest would be a very stable mate
>>for Brooke, and the marriage would last more than one year.
My suggestions for Brooke, to keep her away from Pierce:
1. The anchorman on Murphy Brown. Not the fun balding one
with the Italian name. The other one, the one's who's anal
retentive.
2. Ross Marler on GL. He's the right age, he's good looking,
and he's also anal retentive.
3. Peter Jennings. And maybe if he became a character
on the show, nobody would interrupt with so called news
reports. No? Well, it was a thought.
4. That Alden guy from Loving who got killed by his
ex wife. Used to be on OLTL as Michael Grande.
Michael Parlato is his name. Yeah, bring him on as
Adam's conniving cousin from Corinth. (He also
plays anal retentive guys well.)
---Carolyn (who knows Pierce gets plenty of ruffage)
Julie Lewis
|> :
|> Well, certainly there are many more Brooke-haters out there than Brooke-
|> lovers. As I've said before, though, they're probably just more the
|> type to blindly follow any command to announce their love of the uptight
|> little twit. Our fellow Brooke-haters are definitely the silent
|> majority! I've never once met a fellow AMC fan who could stand her (or
|> else they're just too ashamed to admit it ;) ).
You obviously weren't around for the Brooke vs Ditsie flame war.
Me, I'm a Brooke fan and proud of it! And I don't follow *anyone*
blindly.
Besides, I don't think Brooke is interested in Pierce anyway.
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Courtenay Keough
>Besides, I don't think Brooke is interested in Pierce anyway.
Unfortunately, I think TPTB are setting us up for a Brooke/Pierce pairing.
They're making it very clear that Brooke wants Adam only so long as the
romance lasts, and that then she'll find someone else to meet her needs
(camera pans to Pierce. Gee, could they be TELLING us something?).
Meanwhile, the writers have taken away every bit of confidence that Janet
built up over the summer, thus destroying the wonderful sweet calmness of
the Cabin Bunch's love and friendship.
I'm getting real tired of TPTB ruining every decent plotline that comes
along. If this Brooke-Pierce thing happens, or if Laura turns out to be
Laura Cudahy somehow returned from the dead, I'm going to hang up my AMC
cleats forever.
Courtenay, growing consistently dissatisfied with the AMC status quo.
rja...@iadfw.net
> (is theresuch a thing for Dixie-haters, or is it just a given that everyone
> hates her?)
Well, Barbara, one would think so, but not true. From the Unbelievable But
True files there are actually two (count 'em TWO) among us who like Dixie.
Go figure.
Mary in Big D FAC: DFL President, Big Dratsa<tm>
Carolyn Zaccaria
>Keep 'em coming, people. I think Ernest would be a very stable mate
>for Brooke, and the marriage would last more than one year.
Kathy, I don't know what POOR Brooke would do without you around
to make fun of her. The perfect Man for Brooke would be
The President of the United States! Mr. Bill Clinton. Only he
has to get rid of Hilary first. Brooke is worthy of the President,
don't you worry. Maybe even better, she could *BE* the next President.
Brooke English for President! Kathy when you have a homeless shelter
named for you, then you can go around making trouble.
Let's see who else. Prince Charles if he behaves.
Cary Grant if he is still alive
There's a few others, but its Monday morning and I can't think
great yet.
>And bring those lemon meringue pies straight to my house - i'll pay
>anything!! My absolute favorite pie... Also, plenty of room on
Why don't yall just throw them at yourselves/each other! That would
be GREAT! :)
Caz and Fac Brooke are NOT gonna be intimidated by a bunch of lemon-
meringued pie faces!
Christine Malcom
Carolyn Zaccaria <zacc...@mtl.mit.edu> wrote:
>In article <47tfto$1g...@news.doit.wisc.edu> kmo...@eceserv0.ece.wisc.edu ( Kathy Monroe) writes:
>
>>Keep 'em coming, people. I think Ernest would be a very stable mate
>>for Brooke, and the marriage would last more than one year.
>
>has to get rid of Hilary first. Brooke is worthy of the President,
>don't you worry. Maybe even better, she could *BE* the next President.
I'd have to say this is the classic debate between the two heroes in the _Iliad_ whose names escape me at the moment (hey, it's 10 o'clock and neither coffee
nor biscotti has yet passed my lips, gimme a break folks!) One possesses divine
powers and is more truly 'great,' and the other is truly a regular guy, but
one of the best. We may like and admire the great (if our name is CAZ and we
live on the east coast and buy the whole thing) but we want the regular guys
ruling (forgive my sexist use of guys here, ya'll get the picture. Yes, I
realize that words do make a difference, but I'm using VI here and I'll refer
you to my esteemed neighbor Ms. Maggie Newman for more on that).
>Brooke English for President! Kathy when you have a homeless shelter
>named for you, then you can go around making trouble.
>Let's see who else. Prince Charles if he behaves.
>Cary Grant if he is still alive
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
CAZ, did you mean if? Are you saying there's a possibility? Don't toy with
me, woman, I got dumped this weekend, if there's doubt, Cary's mine. Better
yet, let Brooke try to get him. I'll flay her alive. Compacts at high noon
Valley in Powder room.
>There's a few others, but its Monday morning and I can't think
>great yet.
>
Christine "now rushing out to buy a compact as she doesn't wear makeup" Malcom (cm...@midway.uchicago.edu) Department of Anthropology
Kathy Monroe
>>
>>>Keep 'em coming, people. I think Ernest would be a very stable mate
>>>for Brooke, and the marriage would last more than one year.
>>
>>The President of the United States! Mr. Bill Clinton. Only he
>>has to get rid of Hilary first. Brooke is worthy of the President,
>>don't you worry. Maybe even better, she could *BE* the next President.
Yah, but has he quit philandering??? Or, will the wonder and
awesomeness of perfect Brooke put on the leash and keep him home?!
>>
>>Brooke English for President!
Good choice, I gotta admit.
Kathy when you have a homeless shelter
>>named for you, then you can go around making trouble.
But, I do! It's called *my office*. The poor, hapless
electrical engineering students hang around constantly
cuz they just don't know what to do or where to go.
>>Let's see who else. Prince Charles if he behaves.
You could pick up every channel in the world with those
satellite dish ears. Never miss AMC again in your lifetime!
>>Cary Grant if he is still alive
Gary Cooper is my man....
Compacts at high noon
>Valley in Powder room.
What EXACTLY are you doing to do with those compacts????
(p.s. I love compacts, and own several!)
>Christine "now rushing out to buy a compact as she doesn't wear makeup" Malcom
I recommend the ol' standby Corn Silk or that Cover Girl Liquid Powder stuff!!
Don't you want to look like Rachel Hunter???
--
Kathy
Shonnese Stanback
respond....BILL CLINTON?!?! You think he's a CATCH?!?!?!
Puuuuuhleeese! While I may have different thoughts about his ability to
do his job, a Hunk, his is NOT! And talk about boring! Bill
Clinton?!?! Bill Clinton??!?! hey....yeah...Bill Clinton. Reminds you
of a cartoon character....always on someone's bad side....has experience
with adultery (supposedly).....didn't inhale...which is good for Jamie's
sake...hey! You may have something here, Carolyn! Thanks! As an AFAC
Brooke board member, in charge of finding a most suitable mate for Miz
English, I appreciate your help, and may be calling on you in the future
for more recommendations! Prince Charles ranks right up there with ole
Bill....especially on the cheating tip...and the ears are a definite
plus! Cary Grant? Naaaaaaah....too many people actually LIKE him!
Oh, and we'd be happy to send a pie your way if you'd like ;) hahahahha
We hate to leave anyone out!
(All in fun, of course!)
Shonnese
FAC Insomniac Cafe, IHLC Host/Member, AFAC Brooke Board
Member--Permanent Hook ups.
Barbara L. Horton
and taking offense at something my CEO of AFAC said. Gosh, it sure *has*
been a Monday-ish kind of Monday, hasn't it...?
Kathy Monroe (kmo...@engr.wisc.edu) wrote:
: kmo...@eceserv0.ece.wisc.edu ( Kathy Monroe) writes:
: >>
: >>>Keep 'em coming, people. I think Ernest would be a very stable mate
: >>>for Brooke, and the marriage would last more than one year.
: >>
: >>The President of the United States! Mr. Bill Clinton. Only he
: >>has to get rid of Hilary first. Brooke is worthy of the President,
: >>don't you worry. Maybe even better, she could *BE* the next President.
:
Well, my VI is acting funny today but basically Kathy quoted CAZ I think,
who suggested Bill Clinton as a possible mate for Brooke. Without getting
into a discussion of politics here, I'd have to agree--they deserve each
other, a perfect match for all the reasons I hate Brooke in the first
place. And depending upon gossip and unsubstantiated rumors you choose
to listen to, Hilary apparently wouldn't necessarily have to go anywhere.
: >>Brooke English for President!
:
: Good choice, I gotta admit.
:
Eee, gads...
: Kathy when you have a homeless shelter
: >>named for you, then you can go around making trouble.
:
: But, I do! It's called *my office*. The poor, hapless
: electrical engineering students hang around constantly
: cuz they just don't know what to do or where to go.
:
Now, Kathy -- HEY!!! Watch it, sister... Well, Wisconsin, huh? I guess
it figures... But watch it with those generalizations, would ya?
Barbara, occasionally poor but never hapless EE in da UP, eh?
Board Member AFAC Brooke
2% FGC Tracy, Inc.
Tamara Sue
Clinton and Brooke? H. Ross Perot seems more appropriate :-).
Tamara Sue
FOC Alex
Cheryl LaGue
Dont think Im one of the two you counted Mary, so that makes it three.
I love Dixie....Always have.....
Cheryl