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Mare

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Jul 27, 2005, 7:39:53 AM7/27/05
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I laughed as DUH grabbed JAR by the cajones (and squeeeeeeezed)after he
talked his usual trash to her. But was the pain so bad he couldn't
backhand her (or whatever)into letting go? I need a guy opinion here,
as I don't know how debilitating that kind of pain can be. Seems to me
he could have grabbed her by the throat & done some squeezing of his
own. I mean, it's only fair that he should cut off *her* air supply as
she's cutting off the oxygen to *his* brain (hmmmmm... I need to think
about this). "I made her scream", he says. HAH! You make ME scream and
you're not even in my frickin' HOUSE!

And DUH? You'll ***NEVER*** fill your mother's shoes! You wouldn't
know what to do with a crowbar if you HAD one! I am never going to
like this person. Have I already said that? Well, I just said it
again. So there.

Mary "this heat & humidity crap is making me reeeeally cranky" Pelis

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Jul 27, 2005, 10:51:02 AM7/27/05
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I'm with you on this on, Mare. Seems like good ol' JR could have back-
handed the little witch! AND, She will Never measure up to her Moms
tactics!
My guess is the only reason this actress got a job, is that she
"knows" someone or is someones daughter---jmo.

Mr Ed

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Jul 27, 2005, 3:33:46 PM7/27/05
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"Mare" <lam...@charter.net> wrote in message
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> I laughed as DUH grabbed JAR by the cajones (and squeeeeeeezed)after he
> talked his usual trash to her. But was the pain so bad he couldn't
> backhand her (or whatever)into letting go? I need a guy opinion here,
> as I don't know how debilitating that kind of pain can be.
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When I was young, I forget the circumstances, I got nutted and it was very
debilitating. That's why athletes wear jock cups. If he really got clutched
there, he would have been doubled up and probably on the floor. It ain't
pleasant!

Ed Camin
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http://www.mountairykiwanis.org


Dwib

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Jul 27, 2005, 4:01:50 PM7/27/05
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> I laughed as DUH grabbed JAR by the cajones (and squeeeeeeezed)after he
> talked his usual trash to her. But was the pain so bad he couldn't
> backhand her (or whatever)into letting go? I need a guy opinion here,

Oooo! I cring at the very thought of it!

JR would have experienced paralyzing and excruciating pain.

Dwib


Robin Coutellier

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Jul 27, 2005, 4:20:55 PM7/27/05
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In article <1122464393.4...@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
lam...@charter.net says...

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> I laughed as DUH grabbed JAR by the cajones (and squeeeeeeezed)after he
> talked his usual trash to her.

Ooh, thanks for reminding me -- I forgot to mention that! That WAS a
good moment. I was torn between being appalled by the action and
finally feeling good about something Anymanduh had done. Feeling good
about it won out -- it was GREAT to see the look of pain, disbelief and
sheer terror on JAR's face as someone ELSE got the upper hand (so to
speak) on him :-)

Robin "that should be a daily occurrence until his character 'changes
direction'" Coutellier

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shaqqie

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Jul 27, 2005, 4:55:37 PM7/27/05
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Think *titty twister* Mare! OUCH!

Shaqqie "My boys are well guarded!"

Mare

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Jul 27, 2005, 5:29:52 PM7/27/05
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shaqqie wrote:
> Think *titty twister* Mare! OUCH!
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> Shaqqie "My boys are well guarded!"

ROTFLMAO!!! Can't say I've ever had the, uh, "pleasure" of *that*
little maneuver, Shaq! I think I'll just take your word for it.

Mary "but it *can't* be fun... unless you're *into* that sort of
thing... which I'm not... but *somebody* must be... so, there ya go!"
Pelis

Denise in NH

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Jul 27, 2005, 8:06:11 PM7/27/05
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My doorbell rang during JR's ball crushing episode, so I paused the
recording. It just happened to pause while JR was making a painful
grimace, and Amanda was smirking. It was so funny. I left this pic on
the tv while sorting out the people at the door. Eventually my husband
said, "Would you please un-pause the tv and get the poor guy out of his
misery."

I admit, I found some sort of perverse pleasure in seeing him in that
predicament for 45 minutes.

Denise

Robin Coutellier

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Jul 27, 2005, 8:35:57 PM7/27/05
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In article <1122499792.9...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
lam...@charter.net says...

> shaqqie wrote:
> > Think *titty twister* Mare! OUCH!
> >
> > Shaqqie "My boys are well guarded!"
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> ROTFLMAO!!! Can't say I've ever had the, uh, "pleasure" of *that*
> little maneuver, Shaq! I think I'll just take your word for it.

We'll never know, but I'm thinking it might be more along the lines of
forcible cervix dilation (i.e., yanking it open with an instrument)
without so much as an aspirin, let alone anesthetic or muscle relaxant.
If you've ever experienced THAT particular pleasure you know exactly
what I'm talking about.

Robin "I felt totally VIOLATED" Coutellier

Robin Coutellier

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Jul 27, 2005, 8:37:18 PM7/27/05
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In article <26697-42E...@storefull-3134.bay.webtv.net>,
Deni...@webtv.net says...

You know, that's a GREAT idea -- I think I'll do a screen capture of
that :-)

Robin "say 'cheeeeeeeese'" Coutellier

Taylor

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Jul 27, 2005, 8:45:25 PM7/27/05
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Denise in NH wrote:

*ahem* I believe almost 100% of VCRs should unpause (stop actually)
after no more than 5 minutes. I've never owned a DVR/PVR before, so I
guess it just stays paused while you're away and a screensaver kicks in (?).

Jo Firey

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Jul 27, 2005, 9:49:56 PM7/27/05
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"Taylor" <taylor...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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I don't know for sure but my DVR seems to stay on the scene in pause for
hours if I forget about it and go do something else. I don't think there
is a limit. No screensaver.

Jo


Mare

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Jul 27, 2005, 10:02:59 PM7/27/05
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Robin Coutellier wrote:
> In article <1122499792.9...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
> lam...@charter.net says...
> > shaqqie wrote:
> > > Think *titty twister* Mare! OUCH!
> > >
> > > Shaqqie "My boys are well guarded!"
> >
> > ROTFLMAO!!! Can't say I've ever had the, uh, "pleasure" of *that*
> > little maneuver, Shaq! I think I'll just take your word for it.
>
> We'll never know, but I'm thinking it might be more along the lines of
> forcible cervix dilation (i.e., yanking it open with an instrument)
> without so much as an aspirin, let alone anesthetic or muscle relaxant.
> If you've ever experienced THAT particular pleasure you know exactly
> what I'm talking about.
>

OH yeah! I had to have a procedure (LEEP) done after a PAP test came
back showing an abnormality, and you're right, Robin, they gave me
**nothing** to kill the pain. That was NOT a fun experience.

Mary "back to normal" Pelis

Taylor

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Jul 27, 2005, 10:50:39 PM7/27/05
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Jo Firey wrote:

Interesting. Do you ever worry about 'monitor burn in'? I know that can
especially be an issue w/ plasma TV and those "bugs" (TV/cable station
logos) can be real bummers for that.

Robin Coutellier

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Jul 27, 2005, 11:29:03 PM7/27/05
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In article <3kqs44F...@individual.net>, JAf...@NETZERO.NET says...

I have a Dishnetwork satellite receiver with PVR. It will stay paused
in the same place until it powers down for the nightly download. It
DOES have a screensaver after about 5 minutes, though.

Robin "love my PV!" Coutellier

Denise in NH

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Jul 28, 2005, 9:03:54 AM7/28/05
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>ahem* I believe almost 100% of VCRs
> should unpause (stop actually) after no
> more than 5 minutes. I've never owned
> a DVR/PVR before, so I guess it just
> stays paused while you're away and a
> screensaver kicks in (?). Taylor

I don't use a vcr, I have a DVR service through my cable company, and it
will stay paused for a very long time.

Denise

notherenow

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Jul 28, 2005, 12:11:01 PM7/28/05
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In article <MPG.1d518c7f7...@news.newsguy.com>,
Robin Coutellier <r...@youknowwhat2dorobinc.org> wrote:

Was kinda "listening" AMC while working on something else the other day
and Jar's expression was the only thing I actually saw. Finally
something other than his smirk-and-sneer face. And certainly in like
with what he's been needing for a very long time. I only have one
concern.

(hoping no additional spec space is needed)

Now that they've consummated their dirty little relationship, will DUH
give birth to Jar's second son and thus become mother to A4?

Robin Coutellier

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Jul 28, 2005, 6:36:06 PM7/28/05
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In article <notherenow-8BB47...@news.dallas.sbcglobal.net>,
nothe...@nospam.com says...

> Was kinda "listening" AMC while working on something else the other day
> and Jar's expression was the only thing I actually saw. Finally
> something other than his smirk-and-sneer face. And certainly in like
> with what he's been needing for a very long time.

And for those of you that missed it, here's a screen capture of it:

http://www.robinc.org/jar_jewels.htm

Robin "it was too good not to capture for posterity" Coutellier

chicagofan

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Jul 28, 2005, 7:19:18 PM7/28/05
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Robin Coutellier wrote:

> In article <notherenow-8BB47...@news.dallas.sbcglobal.net>,
> nothe...@nospam.com says...
>
>
>>Was kinda "listening" AMC while working on something else the other day
>>and Jar's expression was the only thing I actually saw. Finally
>>something other than his smirk-and-sneer face. And certainly in like
>>with what he's been needing for a very long time.
>
>
> And for those of you that missed it, here's a screen capture of it:
>
> http://www.robinc.org/jar_jewels.htm
>
> Robin "it was too good not to capture for posterity" Coutellier
>

ROTFL!!! Thanks so much, Robin! I missed that scene, and I have to say,
that's probably the best acting Jacob has ever done. :)

I am really impressed, considering how LOUSY he was today, trying to feign a
love interest in Kendall. He should move on to Josh or Aidan, maybe they
can light up his eyes. ;)
bj

notherenow

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Jul 28, 2005, 7:36:18 PM7/28/05
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In article <MPG.1d52fdb25...@news.newsguy.com>,
Robin Coutellier <r...@youknowwhat2dorobinc.org> wrote:

> In article <notherenow-8BB47...@news.dallas.sbcglobal.net>,
> nothe...@nospam.com says...
>
> > Was kinda "listening" AMC while working on something else the other day
> > and Jar's expression was the only thing I actually saw. Finally
> > something other than his smirk-and-sneer face. And certainly in like
> > with what he's been needing for a very long time.
>
> And for those of you that missed it, here's a screen capture of it:
>
> http://www.robinc.org/jar_jewels.htm
>
> Robin "it was too good not to capture for posterity" Coutellier

Best view of him To Date! Thank you Robin!

Mare

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Jul 28, 2005, 7:45:26 PM7/28/05
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I ***love*** how you can do stuff like this, Robin! Great Shot (as
opposed to "Great Scott", because he wasn't that great)! And we even
got DUH's impression of Arnold Horshak (up her nose wid a rubbuh hose)!

Mary "a sweathog in training - after FINALLY being able to bike!" Pelis

Aisling Willow Grey

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Jul 28, 2005, 9:39:16 PM7/28/05
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>>On Thu, 28 Jul 2005 18:36:06 -0400, Robin Coutellier wrote
(in article <MPG.1d52fdb25...@news.newsguy.com>):

> In article <notherenow-8BB47...@news.dallas.sbcglobal.net>,
> nothe...@nospam.com says...
>
>> Was kinda "listening" AMC while working on something else the other day
>> and Jar's expression was the only thing I actually saw. Finally
>> something other than his smirk-and-sneer face. And certainly in like
>> with what he's been needing for a very long time.
>
> And for those of you that missed it, here's a screen capture of it:
>
> http://www.robinc.org/jar_jewels.htm
>
> Robin "it was too good not to capture for posterity" Coutellier<<

I'm just gonna pretend that this is a caption challenge. My suggested
caption:

"Jacob Young reacts to Chrishelle Stause's (Amanda, 2005-?) screen test."

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