Hi, odd request. I'm a translator working on a short story (in French) that quotes the Santa Barabara theme song, but can't find the English lyrics anywhere. The only opening credits I've been able to find online are instrumental).
You can hear the French theme song here:
Based on what the French says that I'm translating, the lyrics should be something like:
Santa Barbara, who can tell me why I'm feeling bad???
Santa Barbara, I don't know, I'm like a drunken boat, taking my memories away.
Maybe it isn't actually based on an English version though, I haven't been able to dig anything up.
Any help much appreciated.