MST Love Theme
In the not too distant future
Way down in Deep 13,
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank
Were hatching an evil scheme.
They hired a temp by the name of Mike,
Just a regular joe they didn't like.
Their experiment needed a good test case,
So they conked him on the noggin
And shot him into netspace. (No more fanfics!)
We'll send him awful fanfics,
The worst we can find (la-la-la)
He'll have to sit and read them all,
And disintegrate his mind (la-la-la)
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the posts begin or end (la-la-la)
He will lose his sanity
With the help of his robot friends.
Robot Roll Call:
Cambot! (Show yourself)
Gypsy! (Richard Basehart!)
Tom Servo! (no more Star Trek!)
Croooow! (Who wrote this thing?)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts (la-la-la)
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just fanfics,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theatre 3000!"
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<Int. SoL>
Crow: ... but scientifically speaking, there is nothing that would suggest
that is true.
Tom: Sometimes you have to look beyond science and just believe.
[Mike walks by, notices the bots engaged in a vigorous debate and joins them]
Mike: Hi, guys, what's up?
Crow: After all the fanfics and articles we've done lately, we were wondering
if it is really possible that there are aliens.
Tom: After all, look at the Star Trek stuff. Doesn't it make you wonder
what's out there?
Magic Voice: Commercial sign in fifteen seconds.
Mike: Well, what have you decided?
Tom: We've decided that there are definately aliens on other planets.
Crow: No we haven't!
Tom: Have too!
Crow: Have not!
Magic Voice: Commercial sign in 5...4...3...2...1...commercial sign now.
Mike: [hitting button] We'll be right back.
Tom: Have too!
Crow: Have not!
[Commercial. Clothestime girl eats too many Mentos, drinks too much
Zima, and explodes. There was much rejoicing. "Yay!"]
Tom: Have too, have too, have too!
Crow: Have not times ten!
Mike: Hold it down you two, Laverne and Shirley are calling. [hits button]
<Deep 13>
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