Re: Check it out! (quick misting)
Torgo Johnson
JOEL: From: "Joel Robinson" <s...@youreaspammingmoron.com>
>Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2005 21:38:24
>Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc
>Subject: Check it out!
CROW: Ch-ch-ch-check it out!
>One of the webs newest and hottest opportunities.
TOM: Interactive wrestling.
JOEL: Singing midgets.
CROW: Porn.
JOEL: Crow, he said "newest" opportunities.
CROW: Interactive porn featuring wrestling midgets who just happen to
be singers.
TOM: I can actually envision that as a FOX midseason replacement.
JOEL: This summer on Fox,a very special edition of American Idol.
> Besides making a residual income,
CROW:(spammer) And making us even more of a income.
>you can meet people through chat and forums,
JOEL: Finally, a forum for both amoral and naive people.
TOM: So that means they won't be clogging up half of Usenet, then.
> advertize your business,
TOM:(sarcastic) No, that's what RATMM is apparently for.
> and participate in exciting contests.
CROW: A contest to see who cam spam the most groups.
JOEL: The winner gets their own personal Usenet Death Penalty.
> Go to www.residulizer.com and find out what everyone is talking >about!
TOM: Fertilizer residue. How fitting.
CROW: This post sure smelled a lot worse then just residue.
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TOM: (officer) I'm afraid we're going to have to consficate your ID,
Mr. Peterson.
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