Earl Campbell thighs??
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CHRISTOPHE J. MEHRING
>From: sizemore john <jsi...@gl.umbc.edu>
>Subject: Earl Campbell thighs??
>Date: Wed, 17 Jan 1996 02:01:00 -0500
>Just wondering what it meant?
Earl Campbell....Texas Longhorn Heisman trophy winner, Houston Oiler Hall of
Fame running Back. The man had thighs the size of....words fail me...
Suffice to say, they were (and probably still are) HUGE!
"Luckily, I took a class in observatory maintenance."
Chris- who finds it painful to write about football after Sunday's
games-Mehring <cmeh...@student.uwsuper.edu> Damn the Cowboys!
jnevins
>Just wondering what it meant?
Earl Campbell - running back in the late 70s/early 80s for the Houston
Oilers (then the New Orleans Saints). Big thighs - big, big thighs.
Great running back wasted on a bad team.
jess, humming "Houston, Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers #1..."
Mike Czaplinski
Earl Campbell was a football player (for the Steelers? Or the Packers?)
who had...well...Torgo-sized thighs...
Mike "I think he was a lineman..." Czaplinski
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Frank Serpas III
>Earl Campbell....Texas Longhorn Heisman trophy winner, Houston Oiler Hall of
>Fame running Back. The man had thighs the size of....words fail me...
>Suffice to say, they were (and probably still are) HUGE!
Here on campus he's got a couple of food stands ("Earl Campbell's Texas
Express"). They serve hamburgers, chopped BBQ sandwiches, etc. but
(unfortunately) no chicken, thus robbing students of the chance to order
Earl Campbell thighs.
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T-Bone
wrote:
> Damn the Cowboys!
They work for Jerry Jones; that would pretty much do it.
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Abraham E. Binder
: sizemore john <jsi...@gl.umbc.edu> writes:
: >Just wondering what it meant?
: Earl Campbell - running back in the late 70s/early 80s for the Houston
: Oilers (then the New Orleans Saints). Big thighs - big, big thighs.
: Great running back wasted on a bad team.
: jess, humming "Houston, Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers #1..."
"We got the offense, we got the defense, we got the other team on the
run!!!!"
Oh, uhh. Sorry...
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Kathleen Tibbetts
>>Just wondering what it meant?
>Earl Campbell....Texas Longhorn Heisman trophy winner, Houston Oiler Hall
>of Fame running Back. The man had thighs the size of....words fail me...
>Suffice to say, they were (and probably still are) HUGE!
During the height of Earl's professional career, I remember reading
somewhere that his thighs were 32" in circumference. Each. His waist,
by comparison, was 34".
Jeez, that'd be like having two whole extra *people* in your pants!
-- KT
("there's the doorbell...oh, the tacky-pun squad is right on time.")
jnevins
>jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu (jnevins) wrote:
>>jess, humming "Houston, Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers #1..."
>Nashville Oilers... Nashville Oilers, Nashville Oilers are #1....
y'know, correct me if I'm being an ignorant Yankee here, but it seems to
me that there are the same number of Oilers in Nashville as there are
Lakes in Los Angeles, Bruins in Boston, and Jazz in Utah....
jess
James A. Wolf
>jess, humming "Houston, Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers #1..."
Nashville Oilers... Nashville Oilers, Nashville Oilers are #1....
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sizemore john
> y'know, correct me if I'm being an ignorant Yankee here, but it seems to
> me that there are the same number of Oilers in Nashville as there are
> Lakes in Los Angeles, Bruins in Boston, and Jazz in Utah....
...or Colts in Indianapolis.
PS: Im not happy taking the Browns.
T-Bone
>
>y'know, correct me if I'm being an ignorant Yankee here,
You are, but that's a given. Do continue.
>but it seems to
>me that there are the same number of Oilers in Nashville as there are
>Lakes in Los Angeles, Bruins in Boston, and Jazz in Utah....
For those who don't know, the LA Lakers were originally the Minneapolis
Lakers (Land of 1000 Lakes). The Utah Jazz were originally the New
Orleans Jazz. I don't know hockey, so I can't comment on Boston. Oh, and
of course, the San Antonio Spurs used to be the Dallas Chapparals.
My favorite pro sports team name of all time, though, is The Anaheim
Amigos of the old ABA. Isn't that the dumbest name you've ever heard?
(Except for "Mighty Ducks". And "Raptors".)
James A. Wolf
>y'know, correct me if I'm being an ignorant Yankee here, but it seems to
>me that there are the same number of Oilers in Nashville as there are
>Lakes in Los Angeles, Bruins in Boston, and Jazz in Utah....
You analogy fall apart snice the Bruins have always ben Bostionian,
the Lakers and Jazz are both immigrants (from Minneapolis and New
Orleans respectvely.)
Bill Livingston
>jw...@cybercom.net (James A. Wolf) writes:
>>>y'know, correct me if I'm being an ignorant Yankee here, but it seems to
>>>me that there are the same number of Oilers in Nashville as there are
>>>Lakes in Los Angeles, Bruins in Boston, and Jazz in Utah....
>> You analogy fall apart snice the Bruins have always ben Bostionian,
>>the Lakers and Jazz are both immigrants (from Minneapolis and New
>>Orleans respectvely.)
>native to Boston, precious few lakes in the LA area, and pitifully little
>jazz in Utah, the bleedin' names should be changed.
There were rumors (unsubstantiated) that the team would be renamed.
The new monicker? The Tennessee Tuxedoes.
I suppose this depends on getting Don Adams to do their play by play, of course.
Bill L.
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jnevins
>jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu (jnevins) wrote:
>>y'know, correct me if I'm being an ignorant Yankee here, but it seems to
>>me that there are the same number of Oilers in Nashville as there are
>>Lakes in Los Angeles, Bruins in Boston, and Jazz in Utah....
> You analogy fall apart snice the Bruins have always ben Bostionian,
>the Lakers and Jazz are both immigrants (from Minneapolis and New
>Orleans respectvely.)
I'm well aware of that. I'm saying that since there are darn few bears
native to Boston, precious few lakes in the LA area, and pitifully little
jazz in Utah, the bleedin' names should be changed.
jess
hei...@imap2.asu.edu
: Last week on "The X-Chromosome Files", jnevins <jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu>
: >
: >y'know, correct me if I'm being an ignorant Yankee here,
: You are, but that's a given. Do continue.
: >but it seems to
: >me that there are the same number of Oilers in Nashville as there are
: >Lakes in Los Angeles, Bruins in Boston, and Jazz in Utah....
: For those who don't know, the LA Lakers were originally the Minneapolis
: Lakers (Land of 1000 Lakes). The Utah Jazz were originally the New
: Orleans Jazz. I don't know hockey, so I can't comment on Boston. Oh, and
: of course, the San Antonio Spurs used to be the Dallas Chapparals.
Ah, T-Bone...that's *10,000* lakes, not *1000*. (-:
: My favorite pro sports team name of all time, though, is The Anaheim
: Amigos of the old ABA. Isn't that the dumbest name you've ever heard?
: (Except for "Mighty Ducks". And "Raptors".)
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Matt Hyra
: Just wondering what it meant?
When Joel says the line "He's got Earl Campbell Thighs" I'm sure
the intention was to sing/warble the line like Kim Carnes did in the
song, "Betty Davis Eyes." The line in the song is:
"She's got Betty Davis Eyes."
Earl Campbell Thighs----Betty Davis Eyes
Kinda rhymes. Thanks, Matt Hyra Seattle, WA
sizemore john
> Earl Campbell Thighs----Betty [sic] Davis Eyes
Hmmm...that sound like one hearty looking woman.
T-Bone
>T-Bone (tbo...@io.com) wrote:
>: For those who don't know, the LA Lakers were originally the Minneapolis
>: Lakers (Land of 1000 Lakes). The Utah Jazz were originally the New
>: Orleans Jazz. I don't know hockey, so I can't comment on Boston. Oh, and
>: of course, the San Antonio Spurs used to be the Dallas Chapparals.
>
>Ah, T-Bone...that's *10,000* lakes, not *1000*. (-:
After the 10th portage of a gear-laden canoe, you quit counting.
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ss
>On Wed, 24 Jan 1996, Matt Hyra wrote:
>
>> Earl Campbell Thighs----Betty [sic] Davis Eyes
>
>Hmmm...that sound like one hearty looking woman.
>
Actually, it sounds like TWO hearty lookin' women...
Mike "Just the way I like 'em..." Czaplinski
mike.cz...@washingtondc.attgis.com
creepygirl
On Sun, 21 Jan 1996, James A. Wolf wrote:
> jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu (jnevins) wrote:
>
> >jess, humming "Houston, Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers #1..."
>
> Nashville Oilers... Nashville Oilers, Nashville Oilers are #1....
>
> James A. Wolf - jw...@cybercom.net
Sorry to interrupt, but I've heard that Nashville's name for the
franchise, if it moves, would be the "Pickers." Really. So the chant
would be,
Nashville Pickers, Nashville Pickers, Nashville Pickers are #1....
--creepygirl
T-Bone
>On Sun, 21 Jan 1996, James A. Wolf wrote:
>> >jess, humming "Houston, Houston Oilers, Houston Oilers #1..."
>>
>> Nashville Oilers... Nashville Oilers, Nashville Oilers are #1....
>
>franchise, if it moves, would be the "Pickers." Really. So the chant
>would be,
> Nashville Pickers, Nashville Pickers, Nashville Pickers are #1....
I really, really hope they are refering to The Grand Ole Opry and not to
noses.
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