[Jim and the 'Bots re-enter the theater]
CROW: My net's sagging!
JIM: Crow, please!
>
>Sonic and all the Freedom Fighters are fighting against Robotnik one
>
SERVO: pause.
>night in Robotropolis, when they all suddenly notice the sky getting
>
>darker than usual.
>
>
>
JIM: The hell?
SERVO: Warp just loves the ENTER key.
>Antoine: Sacre bleu cheese! What is zat?!
>
>
>
CROW[as Antoine]: A long pause! We're doomed!
>Sonic: Another one of ol' Buttnik's tricks?
>
>
>
SERVO: Arrrgh!
JIM: Stop pausing!
>Robotnik (from his ship): Swatbots, destory that...thing!
CROW[as Swatbot]: Are you sure, sir? Maybe we should get Friar Tuckman to do
it.
JIM[as Mel Brooks]: Nip the tip!
>
>
>
>Swatbots blast thing in the sky, but to no avail.
SERVO: Scentence beyond repair of proofreader.
> Then a big light
>
>shines upon them, and they dissappear.
CROW[in the tune of "The X Files" theme]: Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap,
craaaap.
>
>
>
>All: Ah!
JIM: Did all the characters switch to Herbal Essences shampoo?
>
>
>
>"Tails": What will we do?
ALL: BLAST IT!
>
>
>
>Sonic: I know! I'll use a Power Ring to take it out!
CROW[as Tails]: Should you realy date that thing, Sonic? What would Sally
think?
> It's nothin' but
>
SERVO[as Sonic]: A short pause!
>another Death Egg, that's all.
JIM: It's much bigger than the Death Egg, it has the power to pull several
people towards it...
yup! It's just as vulnerable as the Death Egg!
>
>
>
>Sonic uses Power Ring on big thing in the sky, but to no avail.
CROW: Shouldn't the author know what it's called since he introduced its name
before?
JIM: Some people forget things.
CROW: But he can just use the scroll bar!
>
>
>
>All: Ah!
>
SERVO: Didn't we just do this?
>
>
>Sonic: Man, that was the sharpest my quills have ever been, but it
>
CROW[as Sonic]: hit the ENTER key unnecesaraly!
>didn't even get touched!
>
JIM: Well, then, no wonder nothing happened to it!
>
>
>Unicron: Hee hee, that tickles!
>
ALL: EEEEW!
>
>
>
>All (once again): AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
>
SERVO: Jim, I'm just going to go back through the doors and shout the nastiest
words I know as loud as I
possibly can, then come back, okay?
JIM: 'K, bye.
SERVO: Be right back. [leaves]
>
>
>gobble gobble gobble
CROW: Jim, if a rooster laid an egg on a roof, which way-
JIM: I've heard that one.
CROW: Oh, then, why did the chicken cross-
JIM: Stop.
>
>
>
>Unicron ate Mobius.
CROW: I'm liking this character, Unicorn.
JIM[as Ken Penders]: Nooo! *I* was going to destroy it! No fair!!
Waaaahhhhh!
>
>
>
>Unicron: Damn, I'm still hungry. *Thinks* Oh, I know what will hit the
>
JIM[as Unicorn]: pause.
>spot!
>
SERVO[very faintly]: *&$#*( (%#$%& @@!$%@$ $%!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JIM: Holly mother!
CROW: I never even knew those words existed!
>
>
>Unicron goes somewhere else.
CROW[as Warp]: You don't need to know where, it's not like you're reading this
or anything.
[Jim leaves with Crow]
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