An Impressionist View
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Bill L.
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Soundwave [Chad Gould]
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What MINIMALISM! What enlighting work signifying the tormented soul in
the age of machines! We'll start the bid at 3000. Keep them going up - I
need the money.
-sw- [Who also sells the Brooklyn Bridge]
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And my newsreader can't appreciate art either.
It's requiring these stupid extra lines.
OPPRESSION!!
John Crowe
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Oh wow.. it's like being a studio art major all over again... there's
a lot of deep meaning in the simplicity with which this work was
executed
(yeah, right...HEY PROF!!! SOMEBODY SPILLED THEIR PAINT!!)
Brock LaReau:"It's good to be king" - Tom Petty
Darrin Cardani
> ==========John Crowe, 5/21/96==========
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It just makes me think of boobs. Of course most things do...
Darrin
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Darrin Cardani Darrin....@AtlantaGA.NCR.COM
goob
Indeed! I have to concurr with this perceptive inquiry - this hoary band
of light, suggesting truth and integrity! Yes! - I cry with the anguished
warble of submerged agony! Representing a departure from maximumism and an
entrance into that minimalism which is pure and clean! A veritable mirror
of the self seen refracted through the prism of deconstructed simplicity.
--
- bre...@ionet.net
Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor
bre...@ionet.net (goob) writes:
>In article <4ntmer$2n...@news.gate.net>, cgo...@gate.net wrote:
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>Indeed! I have to concurr with this perceptive inquiry - this hoary band
>of light, suggesting truth and integrity! Yes! - I cry with the anguished
>warble of submerged agony! Representing a departure from maximumism and an
>entrance into that minimalism which is pure and clean! A veritable mirror
>of the self seen refracted through the prism of deconstructed simplicity.
(scratching head and squinting eyes)
"What the HELL is that thing?"
--thor
Perri Mongan
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>What MINIMALISM! What enlighting work signifying the tormented soul in
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I thought it lacked texture.
Perri
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coas...@mnsinc.com | Cats are intended to teach us that not
| everything in nature has a function.
| -Garrison Keillor
Mike Czaplinski
Darrin Cardani <Darrin....@AtlantaGA.ATTGIS.COM> wrote:
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> It just makes me think of boobs. Of course most things do...
Well, you do live in Atlanta, home of some of the best strip joints in
the good ol' US of A.
Mike "So I've heard, anyway..." Czaplinski
mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com
Edward L. Hardin III
tho...@csulb.edu (Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor) wrote:
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>bre...@ionet.net (goob) writes:
>>In article <4ntmer$2n...@news.gate.net>, cgo...@gate.net wrote:
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>>> What MINIMALISM! What enlighting work signifying the tormented soul in
>>> the age of machines!
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>>Indeed! I have to concurr with this perceptive inquiry - this hoary band
>>of light, suggesting truth and integrity! Yes! - I cry with the anguished
>>warble of submerged agony! Representing a departure from maximumism and an
>>entrance into that minimalism which is pure and clean! A veritable mirror
>>of the self seen refracted through the prism of deconstructed simplicity.
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>Oh.
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>"What the HELL is that thing?"
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>--thor
Oh, I know what that is!
Edward L. Hardin III
torgo...@auburn.campus.mci.net
playing into the trap...
"There's a point where it just stops being a movie."
T-Bone
On Thu, 23 May 1996, Edward L. Hardin III wrote:
> tho...@csulb.edu (Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor) wrote:
> >bre...@ionet.net (goob) writes:
> >>In article <4ntmer$2n...@news.gate.net>, cgo...@gate.net wrote:
> >>> jon dunn (jon...@nsccux.sccd.ctc.edu) wrote:
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Well what the hell *is* that thing?!
(About the only funny sketch that SNL ever did.)
T-Bone, tbo...@io.com (on the web at http://www.io.com/~tbone1/)
"scott, gramercy just called me and told me they hate you."
- julie walker (texas ranger)
Darrin Cardani
> ==========Mike Czaplinski, 5/23/96==========
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> Darrin Cardani <Darrin....@AtlantaGA.ATTGIS.COM> wrote:
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> > It just makes me think of boobs. Of course most things do...
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> Well, you do live in Atlanta, home of some of the best strip joints in
> the good ol' US of A.
Hmm... Well I'd be lying if I said that I've ever been to one,
but... it's kind of ironic, because I used to live in Flint, MI.
There they had a strip club called DeJa Vu, where they proudly
boasted "100 beautiful women, and 3 ugly ones!" I'm not sure who
this was supposed to attract, but apparently it worked as a
marketing tactic.
It also reminds me of a funny story. One day in Flint, the
police decided to raid all the strip clubs that didn't have the
proper license to be a strip club. They busted a couple, then
came to JB's lounge (I think) and busted in flashing their
badges. Much to their disappointment, nobody was stripping. When
I think of that, I get this image of the police busting in,
guns-a-flying, and yelling "OK! Everybody stay right where you
are and put your clothes...back...on?" Everyone just turns
around and looks at them with an eyebrow raised. Then they
slowly back out the door, guns-still-a-flyin' saying, "Yeah,
just keep them-there clothes on..." and drive away.
Shelby Forsyth
David Anderson
Fairly reliable sources inform me that tho...@csulb.edu (Steven Thorpe a.k.a.
thor) wrote:
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>bre...@ionet.net (goob) writes:
>>In article <4ntmer$2n...@news.gate.net>, cgo...@gate.net wrote:
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>>> What MINIMALISM! What enlighting work signifying the tormented soul in
>>> the age of machines!
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>>Indeed! I have to concurr with this perceptive inquiry - this hoary band
>>of light, suggesting truth and integrity! Yes! - I cry with the anguished
>>warble of submerged agony! Representing a departure from maximumism and an
>>entrance into that minimalism which is pure and clean! A veritable mirror
>>of the self seen refracted through the prism of deconstructed simplicity.
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>Oh.
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>(scratching head and squinting eyes)
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>"What the HELL is that thing?"
It's a sailboat. See, you have to relax your eyes. Then the 3-D image will come
out.
"Brenda?"
"Dick!"
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http://www.cybercom.net/~lando5 | --Mike Nelson, MST3K: The Movie
==========*MSTie #46861 * Sliders, Nowhere Man, Duckman & Kindred fan*==========
Brian MacDonald
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Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor
>> >bre...@ionet.net (goob) writes:
>> >>In article <4ntmer$2n...@news.gate.net>, cgo...@gate.net wrote:
>> >>> jon dunn (jon...@nsccux.sccd.ctc.edu) wrote:
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>Well what the hell *is* that thing?!
>(About the only funny sketch that SNL ever did.)
commercial.
My personal favorite.
--thor
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'RE ALL JUST A PART OF HIS FREAK SHOW!
--Pumpernickel, The TV Wheel
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor
lan...@cybercom.net (David Anderson) writes:
>Fairly reliable sources inform me that tho...@csulb.edu (Steven Thorpe a.k.a.
>thor) wrote:
>>bre...@ionet.net (goob) writes:
>>>In article <4ntmer$2n...@news.gate.net>, cgo...@gate.net wrote:
>>>> jon dunn (jon...@nsccux.sccd.ctc.edu) wrote:
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>>>> the age of machines!
>>>Indeed! I have to concurr with this perceptive inquiry - this hoary band
>>>of light, suggesting truth and integrity! Yes! - I cry with the anguished
>>>warble of submerged agony! Representing a departure from maximumism and an
>>>entrance into that minimalism which is pure and clean! A veritable mirror
>>>of the self seen refracted through the prism of deconstructed simplicity.
>>Oh.
>>"What the HELL is that thing?"
>out.
I can *never* do those things. But, that's alright. I'm starting to agree
with Darrin, it is starting to look like a breast.
--thor (And I'm OK with that.)
T-Bone
That has to be the worst ascii picture of Tom Servo that I've ever seen.
CHRISTOPHER J. MEHRING
From the mixed-up files of thor.
>From: tho...@csulb.edu (Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor)
>Subject: Re: An Impressionist View
>Date: Wed, 22 May 96 21:10:23 PST
>
>bre...@ionet.net (goob) writes:
>>In article <4ntmer$2n...@news.gate.net>, cgo...@gate.net wrote:
>>> jon dunn (jon...@nsccux.sccd.ctc.edu) wrote:
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>>> What MINIMALISM! What enlighting work signifying the tormented soul in
>>> the age of machines!
>
>>Indeed! I have to concurr with this perceptive inquiry - this hoary band
>>of light, suggesting truth and integrity! Yes! - I cry with the anguished
>>warble of submerged agony! Representing a departure from maximumism and an
>>entrance into that minimalism which is pure and clean! A veritable mirror
>>of the self seen refracted through the prism of deconstructed simplicity.
>
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>Oh.
>
>(scratching head and squinting eyes)
>
>"What the HELL is that thing?"
I don't *know*! HEY! You kids get your lips off that thing!
Mike: Turn off that Abflex commercial and try our show for a 1/2
an hour. That's all I'm asking.
Chris Mehring <cmeh...@student.uwsuper.edu>
Soundwave [Chad Gould]
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Soundwave [Chad Gould]
Darrin Cardani (Darrin....@AtlantaGA.ATTGIS.COM) wrote:
: > ==========Mike Czaplinski, 5/23/96==========
: > Darrin Cardani <Darrin....@AtlantaGA.ATTGIS.COM> wrote:
: > > It just makes me think of boobs. Of course most things do...
: > Well, you do live in Atlanta, home of some of the best strip joints in
: > the good ol' US of A.
: Hmm... Well I'd be lying if I said that I've ever been to one,
: but... it's kind of ironic, because I used to live in Flint, MI.
: There they had a strip club called DeJa Vu, where they proudly
: boasted "100 beautiful women, and 3 ugly ones!" I'm not sure who
: this was supposed to attract, but apparently it worked as a
: marketing tactic.
Personally, someone has told me that the Atlanta strip clubs really
aren't that good. Of course, we live here in Tampa, home of Mons Venus,
which I personally consider the area<rimshot>'s number 1 tourist
attraction, but that's another story entirely.
-sw- [And all of this thread coming out of a weird pattern that people
interpret as breasts. Doesn't surprise me; someone in this group has
interpreted McDonald's Golden Arches as breasts (which gives new meaning
to the word "Arch Deluxe", but that's another story...]
Rob Bowell
In article <4ob15f$15...@news.gate.net>,
cgo...@gate.net (Soundwave [Chad Gould]) wrote:
>Darrin Cardani (Darrin....@AtlantaGA.ATTGIS.COM) wrote:
>: > ==========Mike Czaplinski, 5/23/96==========
>: > Darrin Cardani <Darrin....@AtlantaGA.ATTGIS.COM> wrote:
>: > > It just makes me think of boobs. Of course most things do...
>: > Well, you do live in Atlanta, home of some of the best strip joints in
>: > the good ol' US of A.
>: Hmm... Well I'd be lying if I said that I've ever been to one,
>: but... it's kind of ironic, because I used to live in Flint, MI.
>: There they had a strip club called DeJa Vu, where they proudly
>: boasted "100 beautiful women, and 3 ugly ones!" I'm not sure who
>: this was supposed to attract, but apparently it worked as a
>: marketing tactic.
>
>interpret as breasts. Doesn't surprise me; someone in this group has
>interpreted McDonald's Golden Arches as breasts (which gives new meaning
>to the word "Arch Deluxe", but that's another story...]
>
Breasts that're perpendicular to one another.
Hum da-dee-dee-dee hooa hooa,
Rob Bowell, MSTie #67753
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Weapons not food, not homes not shoes,
not need just feed the war cannibal animal--
I walk the corner to the rubble that used to be a library
line up to the mind cemetary.
What we don't know keeps the contracts alive and movin'
they don't gotta burn the books, they just remove 'em.
While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells.
--"Bulls on Parade"
Zach de la Rocha of Rage Against the Machine
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Bill Livingston
Previously on "Dream On and On and On", Soundwave [Chad Gould] wrote:
>Brian MacDonald (bri...@falco.kuci.uci.edu) wrote:
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>-sw- ["In the ancient days of the year 2000, man communicated in a
>language called binary."]
Bill L.
You see, Chadwave sees the newsgroup as a series of ones and zeroes.
Mike Czaplinski
cgo...@gate.net (Soundwave [Chad Gould]) wrote:
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> Darrin Cardani (Darrin....@AtlantaGA.ATTGIS.COM) wrote:
> : > ==========Mike Czaplinski, 5/23/96==========
> : > Darrin Cardani <Darrin....@AtlantaGA.ATTGIS.COM> wrote:
> : > > It just makes me think of boobs. Of course most things do...
> : > Well, you do live in Atlanta, home of some of the best strip joints in
> : > the good ol' US of A.
> : Hmm... Well I'd be lying if I said that I've ever been to one,
> : but... it's kind of ironic, because I used to live in Flint, MI.
> : There they had a strip club called DeJa Vu, where they proudly
> : boasted "100 beautiful women, and 3 ugly ones!" I'm not sure who
> : this was supposed to attract, but apparently it worked as a
> : marketing tactic.
>
> aren't that good. Of course, we live here in Tampa, home of Mons Venus,
> which I personally consider the area<rimshot>'s number 1 tourist
> attraction, but that's another story entirely.
Well, I found Atlanta strip joints to be uniformly friendly & enjoyable.
I guess I'll have to head to Florida for a little comparative research.
Mike "I'll have to bring a polaroid..." Czaplinski
mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com
jnevins
Mike Czaplinski <mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> writes:
>cgo...@gate.net (Soundwave [Chad Gould]) wrote:
>>
>> Darrin Cardani (Darrin....@AtlantaGA.ATTGIS.COM) wrote:
>> : > ==========Mike Czaplinski, 5/23/96==========
>> : > Darrin Cardani <Darrin....@AtlantaGA.ATTGIS.COM> wrote:
>> : > > It just makes me think of boobs. Of course most things do...
>> : > Well, you do live in Atlanta, home of some of the best strip joints in
>> : > the good ol' US of A.
>> : Hmm... Well I'd be lying if I said that I've ever been to one,
>> : but... it's kind of ironic, because I used to live in Flint, MI.
>> : There they had a strip club called DeJa Vu, where they proudly
>> : boasted "100 beautiful women, and 3 ugly ones!" I'm not sure who
>> : this was supposed to attract, but apparently it worked as a
>> : marketing tactic.
>>
>> Personally, someone has told me that the Atlanta strip clubs really
>> aren't that good. Of course, we live here in Tampa, home of Mons Venus,
>> which I personally consider the area<rimshot>'s number 1 tourist
>> attraction, but that's another story entirely.
>Well, I found Atlanta strip joints to be uniformly friendly & enjoyable.
Yeah, but you were such a bad tipper, Mike. Me and the other dancers
hated you.
jess
Rob Bowell
In article <Ds4Ms...@ranger.daytonoh.attgis.com>,
Mike Czaplinski <mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> wrote:
>
>Well, I found Atlanta strip joints to be uniformly friendly & enjoyable.
>
>
>Mike "I'll have to bring a polaroid..." Czaplinski
What would that be a polaroid -of-, Mike? Let's see, what would you
flashing a picture of to strippers. Hmmmm.
Soundwave [Chad Gould]
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Those are actually bite marks from a friend's vicious attack cat, but
I'll go ahead anyways.
: >-sw- ["In the ancient days of the year 2000, man communicated in a
: >language called binary."]
: You see, Chadwave sees the newsgroup as a series of ones and zeroes.
A) It comes from drinking too much 101 proof alcohol. <rimshot>
B) Yes, and, my what amusing serieses of ones and zeroes they are!
Mike Czaplinski
jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu (jnevins) wrote:
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> Mike Czaplinski <mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> writes:
>
> >cgo...@gate.net (Soundwave [Chad Gould]) wrote:
> >>
> >> Darrin Cardani (Darrin....@AtlantaGA.ATTGIS.COM) wrote:
> >> : > ==========Mike Czaplinski, 5/23/96==========
> >> : > Darrin Cardani <Darrin....@AtlantaGA.ATTGIS.COM> wrote:
> >> : > > It just makes me think of boobs. Of course most things do...
> >> : > Well, you do live in Atlanta, home of some of the best strip joints in
> >> : > the good ol' US of A.
> >> : Hmm... Well I'd be lying if I said that I've ever been to one,
> >> : but... it's kind of ironic, because I used to live in Flint, MI.
> >> : There they had a strip club called DeJa Vu, where they proudly
> >> : boasted "100 beautiful women, and 3 ugly ones!" I'm not sure who
> >> : this was supposed to attract, but apparently it worked as a
> >> : marketing tactic.
> >>
> >> Personally, someone has told me that the Atlanta strip clubs really
> >> aren't that good. Of course, we live here in Tampa, home of Mons Venus,
> >> which I personally consider the area<rimshot>'s number 1 tourist
> >> attraction, but that's another story entirely.
>
>
> hated you.
That was YOU!?
Mike "Well, if you dyed your hair blonde...." Czaplinski
mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com
Chris Fischer
In article <4og722$f...@news.monmouth.com>,
Rob Bowell <rbo...@monmouth.com> wrote:
>In article <Ds4Ms...@ranger.daytonoh.attgis.com>,
> Mike Czaplinski <mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> wrote:
>>I guess I'll have to head to Florida for a little comparative research.
>>
>>Mike "I'll have to bring a polaroid..." Czaplinski
>
> What would that be a polaroid -of-, Mike? Let's see, what would you
>flashing a picture of to strippers. Hmmmm.
Oh, dear, your editor seems to be on the fritz again. Let's tighten
that sentence up, shall we? "Let's see, what would you be flashing to
strippers." See? We've just saved a few thousand dollars of net-
transmitted bits & bytes.
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Chris Fischer - cfis...@vt.edu - cfis...@elfie.bevc.blacksburg.va.us
http://elfie.bevc.blacksburg.va.us/cfischer/cfischer.html ------------
Roger M. Wilcox
In article <Pine.BSI.3.91.960525...@bermuda.io.com>,
T-Bone <tbo...@io.com> wrote:
>On 24 May 1996, Brian MacDonald wrote:
>
>>
>> %
>> % %
>> %
>>
>>
>> ...
>>
>
I thought it was a strapless evening gown.
--
rog...@robadome.com (Roger M. Wilcox) - AKA - tra...@zoom.com (Jeff Boeing)
-------------+---- I'm not flying fast, just orbiting low -------------------
MSTie #38808 | "I like to quote myself in my own .signature."
I'm Sodium! | -- Roger M. Wilcox
jnevins
Mike Czaplinski <mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> writes:
>That was YOU!?
It was when I was really poor...I don't like to talk about it...neither
does Christine...
>Mike "Well, if you dyed your hair blonde...." Czaplinski
um...if you mean, am I a natural blonde, no. But then, you discovered
that already, didn't you?
jess
Christine Malcom
jnevins <jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu> wrote:
>Mike Czaplinski <mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> writes:
>>jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu (jnevins) wrote:
>>> Mike Czaplinski <mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> writes:
>>>
>>> >Well, I found Atlanta strip joints to be uniformly friendly & enjoyable.
>>>
>>> Yeah, but you were such a bad tipper, Mike. Me and the other dancers
>>> hated you.
>
>>That was YOU!?
>
>It was when I was really poor...I don't like to talk about it...neither
>does Christine...
Why should I ...*hic* nawannatawkaboutia, huh? Jes cuz 'e wuzanotherin a loooong
line of worthless *hic* bimbos yuvlef mefer...gimme that bottle, willya?
Christine Malcom-Department of Anthropology (cm...@kimbark.uchicago.edu)
Indestructible Gouda Llama Woman is singing he's been steppin' out...
____________________________________________________________________________
The Inca chief kept drums made from the skins of chiefs who had rebelled
against him. The whole body was made into a human drum which seemed to come
to life and quiver grotesquely when the belly was slapped with the hand."
Don Felipe Guaman Poma de Ayala
Mike Sphar
Did Ancient Astronauts named Mike Czaplinski
<mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> once write the following? Read the
book:
>jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu (jnevins) wrote:
>> Yeah, but you were such a bad tipper, Mike. Me and the other dancers
>> hated you.
>
>That was YOU!?
>
No, no. He was the large woman who could make her breasts pop out of her
dress and told disturbingly unfunny jokes.
--
Mikey "Dreamy" Sphar (The Artist Formerly known as Mikey Inglis)
Keep it up, Pinky. Donkeytown needs a new mayor.
-- Brain
Mike Sphar
Did Ancient Astronauts named T-Bone <tbo...@io.com> once write the
following? Read the book:
>On 24 May 1996, Brian MacDonald wrote:
>
>>
>> %
>> % %
>> %
>>
>>
>> ...
>>
>
>That has to be the worst ascii picture of Tom Servo that I've ever seen.
Isn't that the Pleides?
jnevins
mik...@best.com (Mike Sphar) writes:
>Did Ancient Astronauts named Mike Czaplinski
><mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> once write the following? Read the
>book:
>>jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu (jnevins) wrote:
>>> Yeah, but you were such a bad tipper, Mike. Me and the other dancers
>>> hated you.
>>
>>That was YOU!?
>>
>>Mike "Well, if you dyed your hair blonde...." Czaplinski
>>mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com
>No, no. He was the large woman who could make her breasts pop out of her
>dress and told disturbingly unfunny jokes.
Thank you for that _Showgirls_ flashback, Dreamy. I'd almost put that
out of my mind, too.
jess
T-Bone
On Thu, 30 May 1996, Mike Sphar wrote:
> Did Ancient Astronauts named Mike Czaplinski
> <mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> once write the following? Read the
> book:
> >jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu (jnevins) wrote:
> >> Yeah, but you were such a bad tipper, Mike. Me and the other dancers
> >> hated you.
> >
> >That was YOU!?
> >
> >Mike "Well, if you dyed your hair blonde...." Czaplinski
> >mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com
>
> No, no. He was the large woman who could make her breasts pop out of her
> dress and told disturbingly unfunny jokes.
So he's either Sandra Bernhardt or Courtney Love.
T-Bone
On Thu, 30 May 1996, Mike Sphar wrote:
> Did Ancient Astronauts named T-Bone <tbo...@io.com> once write the
> following? Read the book:
>
> >On 24 May 1996, Brian MacDonald wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> %
> >> % %
> >> %
> >>
> >>
> >> ...
> >>
> >
> >That has to be the worst ascii picture of Tom Servo that I've ever seen.
>
> Isn't that the Pleides?
[Cocks head, gets puzzled look on face]
Well, sorta, if all the stars were double stars, and two of them
disappeared, or if you were looking at them from the city, yeah, I guess.
Mike Czaplinski
jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu (jnevins) wrote:
>
> Mike Czaplinski <mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> writes:
>
> >jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu (jnevins) wrote:
> >>
> >> Mike Czaplinski <mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> writes:
> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Darrin Cardani (Darrin....@AtlantaGA.ATTGIS.COM) wrote:
> >> >> : > ==========Mike Czaplinski, 5/23/96==========
> >> >> : > Darrin Cardani <Darrin....@AtlantaGA.ATTGIS.COM> wrote:
> >> >> : > > It just makes me think of boobs. Of course most things do...
> >> >> : > Well, you do live in Atlanta, home of some of the best strip joints in
> >> >> : > the good ol' US of A.
> >> >> : Hmm... Well I'd be lying if I said that I've ever been to one,
> >> >> : but... it's kind of ironic, because I used to live in Flint, MI.
> >> >> : There they had a strip club called DeJa Vu, where they proudly
> >> >> : boasted "100 beautiful women, and 3 ugly ones!" I'm not sure who
> >> >> : this was supposed to attract, but apparently it worked as a
> >> >> : marketing tactic.
> >> >>
> >> >> Personally, someone has told me that the Atlanta strip clubs really
> >> >> aren't that good. Of course, we live here in Tampa, home of Mons Venus,
> >> >> which I personally consider the area<rimshot>'s number 1 tourist
> >> >> attraction, but that's another story entirely.
> >>
> >>
> >> hated you.
>
> >That was YOU!?
>
> does Christine...
>
>
> that already, didn't you?
I've had it hypnotically removed from my memory.
Mike "And replaced with the manly smell of Brut" Czaplinski
mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com
John Crowe
T-Bone <tbo...@io.com> wrote:
>On Thu, 30 May 1996, Mike Sphar wrote:
>> Did Ancient Astronauts named Mike Czaplinski
>> <mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> once write the following? Read the
>> book:
>> >jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu (jnevins) wrote:
>> >> Yeah, but you were such a bad tipper, Mike. Me and the other dancers
>> >> hated you.
>> >
>> >That was YOU!?
>> >
>> >Mike "Well, if you dyed your hair blonde...." Czaplinski
>> >mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com
>>
>> No, no. He was the large woman who could make her breasts pop out of her
>> dress and told disturbingly unfunny jokes.
>So he's either Sandra Bernhardt or Courtney Love.
you forgot Janeane Garofalo
hope this helps
Brock LaReau: saw a lot of irony in her CC commercials against
mediocrity
jnevins
Mike Czaplinski <mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> writes:
>> >> >> : > > It just makes me think of boobs. Of course most things do...
>> >> >> : > Well, you do live in Atlanta, home of some of the best strip joints in
>> >> >> : > the good ol' US of A.
>> >> >> : Hmm... Well I'd be lying if I said that I've ever been to one,
>> >> >> : but... it's kind of ironic, because I used to live in Flint, MI.
>> >> >> : There they had a strip club called DeJa Vu, where they proudly
>> >> >> : boasted "100 beautiful women, and 3 ugly ones!" I'm not sure who
>> >> >> : this was supposed to attract, but apparently it worked as a
>> >> >> : marketing tactic.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Personally, someone has told me that the Atlanta strip clubs really
>> >> >> aren't that good. Of course, we live here in Tampa, home of Mons Venus,
>> >> >> which I personally consider the area<rimshot>'s number 1 tourist
>> >> >> attraction, but that's another story entirely.
>> >>
>> >> >Well, I found Atlanta strip joints to be uniformly friendly & enjoyable.
>> >>
>> >> Yeah, but you were such a bad tipper, Mike. Me and the other dancers
>> >> hated you.
>>
>> >That was YOU!?
>>
>> It was when I was really poor...I don't like to talk about it...neither
>> does Christine...
>>
>> >Mike "Well, if you dyed your hair blonde...." Czaplinski
>>
>> um...if you mean, am I a natural blonde, no. But then, you discovered
>> that already, didn't you?
>I've had it hypnotically removed from my memory.
funny, I can't forget that night. Just you, me...the rest of the
bikers...and that damn lama of yours....
jess
Mike Czaplinski
jcro...@ix.netcom.com (John Crowe) wrote:
>
> T-Bone <tbo...@io.com> wrote:
>
> >On Thu, 30 May 1996, Mike Sphar wrote:
> >> Did Ancient Astronauts named Mike Czaplinski
> >> <mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> once write the following? Read the
> >> book:
> >> >jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu (jnevins) wrote:
> >> >> hated you.
> >> >
> >> >That was YOU!?
> >> >
> >>
> >> No, no. He was the large woman who could make her breasts pop out of her
> >> dress and told disturbingly unfunny jokes.
>
> >So he's either Sandra Bernhardt or Courtney Love.
>
> you forgot Janeane Garofalo
<*Mike kicks over a table*>
No one disses Janeane Garofalo on MY watch!!
She's funny!
Mike "And..I..wouldn't mind seeing her breasts pop out, either..."
Czaplinski
mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com
Christopher A. Seale
In article <4oii6g$i...@tera.eng.sc.rolm.com>, rog...@tera.eng.sc.rolm.com
(Roger M. Wilcox) wrote:
>In article <Pine.BSI.3.91.960525...@bermuda.io.com>,
>T-Bone <tbo...@io.com> wrote:
>>On 24 May 1996, Brian MacDonald wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> %
>>> % %
>>> %
>>>
>>>
>>> ...
>>>
>>
>>That has to be the worst ascii picture of Tom Servo that I've ever seen.
>
>
>I thought it was a strapless evening gown.
yeah, you think *everything* is a strapless evening gown.
-chris, I've missed that line... nice to see it come back around.
#25112
--
ch...@laserfantasy.com Christopher A. "yerfired" Seale, signing off.
Performing live for Laser Fantasy at The Children's Museum of
Indianapolis. "If you want to check the math, see the 23rd chapter of
"A Brief History of Time." (You'll have to find an early edition, as
the later ones have omitted everything past page 8, which is where
marketers have determined most people give up in despair)."
--Chris Ekman, on rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc
visit the Laser Fantasy site at http://www.laserfantasy.com/~mlutz/
Rob Bowell
In article <DsA1n...@ranger.daytonoh.attgis.com>,
Mike's the -man-. Testify! I saw "Truth About Cats And Dogs" twice,
and would've taken Janaene over Uma both times.
And KTLA is there!,
Rob Bowell, MSTie #67753
*******************************************************************************
Look I'm standing naked before you, don't you want more than my sex? I can
scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence. Oh, God, could it
be the weather? Oh, God, why am I here? If love isn't forever, and it's not the
weather, hand me my leather. I could just pretend that you love me. The night
would lose all sense of fear, but why do I need you to love me when you can't
hold what I hold dear? I almost ran over an angel, he had a nice, big, fat
cigar. "In a sense," he said, "You're alone here, so if you jump you'd best jump far."
--Tori Amos, "Leather"
*******************************************************************************
tv's Spatch
In article <4opq7j$2...@news.monmouth.com>,
Rob Bowell <rbo...@monmouth.com> wrote:
>
> Mike's the -man-. Testify! I saw "Truth About Cats And Dogs" twice,
>and would've taken Janaene over Uma both times.
Janeane over Uma?
MUST ... RESIST!
MUST ... NOT ... PICK UP ... STRAIGHT LINE ... HANDED DOWN ... ON SILVER
PLATTER!
MUST NOT ... MAKE WITTY COMMENT ... IMPLYING SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS ...
BETWEEN UMA THURMAN ... AND JANEANE GAROFALO!
HELP ME ... SPOCK!
- spatch, who went to high skule with uma, or at least junior high -
--
hello, this is tv's Spatch, your doorman.
MSTie #43790, TDC Director of Motion Picture Development, a.a-s TP Remote Squad
"One's a dog, one's a cat." "You figure it out." - Frick & Frack
http://www.javanet.com/~spatula/booth.html will SAVE YOUR LIFE
David Anderson
Fairly reliable sources inform me that Mike Czaplinski wrote:
>jcro...@ix.netcom.com (John Crowe) wrote:
>>
>> T-Bone <tbo...@io.com> wrote:
>> >On Thu, 30 May 1996, Mike Sphar wrote:
>> >> No, no. He was the large woman who could make her breasts pop out of her
>> >> dress and told disturbingly unfunny jokes.
>>
>> >So he's either Sandra Bernhardt or Courtney Love.
>>
>> you forgot Janeane Garofalo
>
><*Mike kicks over a table*>
>
>No one disses Janeane Garofalo on MY watch!!
I got your back, brother. Anyone wants to bag on the Garofa-lady has to answer
to ME.
--
========*Opinions expressed here are mine and mine alone. Deal with it.*========
David Anderson * lan...@cybercom.net * http://www.cybercom.net/~lando5
"We'll slip away under cover of afternoon...in the biggest car in the county!"
--Mike Nelson, MST3K: The Movie
==========*MSTie #46861 * Sliders, Nowhere Man, Duckman & Kindred fan*==========
T-Bone
On Sun, 2 Jun 1996, David Anderson wrote:
> Fairly reliable sources inform me that Mike Czaplinski wrote:
> >jcro...@ix.netcom.com (John Crowe) wrote:
> >> T-Bone <tbo...@io.com> wrote:
> >> >On Thu, 30 May 1996, Mike Sphar wrote:
> >> >> No, no. He was the large woman who could make her breasts pop out of her
> >> >> dress and told disturbingly unfunny jokes.
> >>
> >> >So he's either Sandra Bernhardt or Courtney Love.
> >>
> >> you forgot Janeane Garofalo
> >
> ><*Mike kicks over a table*>
> >
> >No one disses Janeane Garofalo on MY watch!!
>
> I got your back, brother. Anyone wants to bag on the Garofa-lady has to answer
> to ME.
[T-Bone, in his Vyvyan get-up (complete with metal stars and pierced
nose) looks David straight in the eye.]
I just have.
David Anderson
Fairly reliable sources inform me that T-Bone <tbo...@io.com> wrote:
>On Sun, 2 Jun 1996, David Anderson wrote:
>> I got your back, brother. Anyone wants to bag on the Garofa-lady has to answer
>> to ME.
>
>[T-Bone, in his Vyvyan get-up (complete with metal stars and pierced
> nose) looks David straight in the eye.]
>
>I just have.
And quite eloquently, too. I'll see your Young One and raise you a Python.
[David steps back just as the 16-Ton weight falls from above, crushing T-Bone.]
"NOW can I get me some figthin' room?!"
T-Bone
On Mon, 3 Jun 1996, David Anderson wrote:
> Fairly reliable sources inform me that T-Bone <tbo...@io.com> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 2 Jun 1996, David Anderson wrote:
> >> I got your back, brother. Anyone wants to bag on the Garofa-lady has to answer
> >> to ME.
> >
> >[T-Bone, in his Vyvyan get-up (complete with metal stars and pierced
> > nose) looks David straight in the eye.]
> >
> >I just have.
>
> And quite eloquently, too. I'll see your Young One and raise you a Python.
>
> [David steps back just as the 16-Ton weight falls from above, crushing T-Bone.]
>
> "NOW can I get me some figthin' room?!"
That's Larry Storch in "The Great Race", not Monty Python.
David Anderson
Fairly reliable sources inform me that T-Bone <tbo...@io.com> wrote:
>On Mon, 3 Jun 1996, David Anderson wrote:
>
>> Fairly reliable sources inform me that T-Bone <tbo...@io.com> wrote:
>>
>> >On Sun, 2 Jun 1996, David Anderson wrote:
>> >> I got your back, brother. Anyone wants to bag on the Garofa-lady has to answer
>> >> to ME.
>> >
>> >[T-Bone, in his Vyvyan get-up (complete with metal stars and pierced
>> > nose) looks David straight in the eye.]
>> >
>> >I just have.
>>
>> And quite eloquently, too. I'll see your Young One and raise you a Python.
>>
>> [David steps back just as the 16-Ton weight falls from above, crushing T-Bone.]
>>
>> "NOW can I get me some fightin' room?!"
>
>That's Larry Storch in "The Great Race", not Monty Python.
Well, of COURSE it is...no denying it. After the 16-Ton weight, I was all done
with Python and I moved on. I'm sorry, were we calling all our shots here?
[FoghornLeghornMode: ON]
Pay attention here, son...ya gotta keep up or you'll get left behind.
[FoghornLeghornMode: OFF]
--
========*Opinions expressed here are mine and mine alone. Deal with it.*========
David Anderson * lan...@cybercom.net * http://www.cybercom.net/~lando5
"I calculated the odds of this succeeding against the chance I was doing some-
thing really stupid...then I went ahead anyway!" --Crow T. Robot, MST3K:TM
Mike Czaplinski
This article was probably generated by a buggy news reader.
Jonathan C Dunn
On Tue, 4 Jun 1996, Mike Czaplinski wrote:
> This article was probably generated by a buggy news reader.
Quick, gang, everybody into the news reader buggy! The criminals are
getting away!
-jon dunn, seattle washington
http://nsccux.sccd.ctc.edu/~jondunn
Roger M. Wilcox
In article <jnevins....@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu>,
jnevins <jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu> wrote:
>
>funny, I can't forget that night. Just you, me...the rest of the
>bikers...and that damn lama of yours....
He had a priest there, too?
--
rog...@robadome.com (Roger M. Wilcox) - AKA - tra...@zoom.com (Jeff Boeing)
-------------+---- I'm not flying fast, just orbiting low -------------------
MSTie #38808 | http://www.zoom.com/personal/tracer: it's not just for
I'm Sodium! | breakfast anymore
Roger M. Wilcox
In article <DsA1n...@ranger.daytonoh.attgis.com>,
Mike Czaplinski <mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> wrote:
>
>
Then what's she doing on Comedy Central?
>
>Mike "And..I..wouldn't mind seeing her breasts pop out, either..."
>Czaplinski
Oh, you wouldn't mind seeing UMA THURMAN's breasts pop out, fer chrissake.
jnevins
rog...@tera.eng.sc.rolm.com (Roger M. Wilcox) writes:
>In article <jnevins....@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu>,
>jnevins <jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu> wrote:
>>
>>funny, I can't forget that night. Just you, me...the rest of the
>>bikers...and that damn lama of yours....
> ^^^^
>He had a priest there, too?
Once again, Roger/Jeff shows his utter predictability. I -knew- that if
I put the one-l-lama in there, he'd correct me on it. Sure enough, he did.
jess
Russ Cable
Roger M. Wilcox wrote:
>
> In article <jnevins....@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu>,
> jnevins <jne...@bgsuvax.bgsu.edu> wrote:
> >
> >funny, I can't forget that night. Just you, me...the rest of the
> >bikers...and that damn lama of yours....
> ^^^^
>
> He had a priest there, too?
>
Hello, dalai!
Well, hello, .... oops, wrong thread!
- MiSTie 0xD0FF - Ransom "<ransom> hello?" Cable
Mind the cow, Richard!
Minding the cow, Hyacinth.
- Twister II: Keeping Up Appearances
Mike Czaplinski
> Mike Czaplinski <mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com> wrote:
> >
> >No one disses Janeane Garofalo on MY watch!!
> >
> >She's funny!
>
> Then what's she doing on Comedy Central?
Probably NOT collecting royalties....
That's actually another reason to hate CC: for all the standup comedy
clip shows they used to run, they never EVER paid ANY of the performers
royalties. ISTR that they were in DEEP trouble with AFTRA, and I would
think that the disappearance of STAND UP/STAND UP and the like has to
do with them trying to avoid legal action.
> >
> >Mike "And..I..wouldn't mind seeing her breasts pop out, either..."
> >Czaplinski
>
> Oh, you wouldn't mind seeing UMA THURMAN's breasts pop out, fer chrissake.
Like that's ever NOT happened...
Mike "They are nice, though...." Czaplinski
mike.cz...@washingtondc.ncr.com