David Duchovy married Tea Leoni!!???
Soulcoffee
On Fri, 9 May 1997, Mike Czaplinski wrote:
> I just have one word to say:
>
> AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Lucky Damn Dog!!!!!!!!!!
>
> At least he shows amazing taste....
>
he did what?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Ok, I'm better. Besides, it's a Hollywood marriage, they never last more
than a couple years lately. And so long as Salma Hayek and/or Daisy
Fuentes is still available, I'll be fine.
> Mike "Envious, but don't tell Monica" Czaplinski
> ekim.czaplinski<at>washingtoncd.rcn.moc
>
Ramirez/Soulcoffee, MiSTie #52505
Still had a crush on her from Flying Blind...sigh...
dbarkes
Hey, me too!
Doug (I saw her first...uh...well...nevermind...sigh)
--
| Doug Barkes | | dba...@concentric.net |
----------------------------------------------
"Doug Barkes? Is that a pseudonym, or did you
have really cruel parents?" - TCurryFan, RATMM
Mike Czaplinski
I just have one word to say:
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucky Damn Dog!!!!!!!!!!
At least he shows amazing taste....
Mike "Envious, but don't tell Monica" Czaplinski
ekim.czaplinski<at>washingtoncd.rcn.moc
Bart Fargo
I shudder to think how thin thier children will be. :-)
--
-Bart Fargo
who says:
"Lookit, I finally
got a proper signature file!"
JESTER
On Fri, 9 May 1997, Mike Czaplinski wrote:
> I just have one word to say:
>
> AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Lucky Damn Dog!!!!!!!!!!
"Yes, I'd like some Tea...Leoni, that is!" (Much funnier written than
said)
> At least he shows amazing taste....
What taste? I love 'em, but he'll pull a Dave Caruso on the X-Files within
the next year...
But at least, if his movie career dies, he can go home to his wife....and
what a wife she is! {Ooooufaaah!}
<JESTER>
=============================================================================
Roger Ebert on Bruce Beresford's "Her Alibi" -
"But for a full appreciation of just how much contempt "Her Alibi"
has for the audience, reflect for a moment on the movie's last
scene, in which Blackwood and Nina are back in the snug Connecticut
farmhouse for a big love scene and a fade out. The people who made
this movie apparently actually forgot that they blew the house up a
half-hour earlier."
Roger Ebert: A Bad Film's Worst Nightmare!!!!
=============================================================================
Jamie Plummer
In article <E9xA6...@ranger.daytonoh.ncr.com>,
Mike Czaplinski <NOS...@ncr.com> wrote:
>I just have one word to say:
>
>AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>Lucky Damn Dog!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>ekim.czaplinski<at>washingtoncd.rcn.moc
What happened to Winona?
Jamie Plummer jc...@virginia.edu
[I've finally given up. My address is no longer in USENET headers. Damn spam.]
http://wsrv.clas.virginia.edu/~jcp9j
"I am NOT Montel Williams!" -- Det. Munch
Ed Dravecky III
Mike Czaplinski (NOS...@ncr.com) wrote:
> I just have one word to say:
> AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Lucky Damn Dog!!!!!!!!!!
> At least he shows amazing taste....
Yeah, but she'll be back on the market in a few years just
like Gillian Anderson. And none of us will have a snowball's
chance in Hell with her *then* either...
Me, I'm *still* bummed about Christie Brinkley marrying Billy
Joel--and she's been married again TWICE since then! (And I'm
only 28!
<fly-voice> Help me! HELP ME! </fly-voice>
--
Ed Dravecky * e-mail me at: dsheldon (at) netcom dot com
NOTE: This signature has been designed to block SPAM(tm)
Steven K. Manfred
> >I just have one word to say:
> >
> >AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> >Lucky Damn Dog!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> >At least he shows amazing taste....
> >
> >ekim.czaplinski<at>washingtoncd.rcn.moc
>
> What happened to Winona?
>
Steve Manfred
stev...@pressenter.com
to...@fred.net
Ed Dravecky III (dshe...@netcom.com) wrote:
: Mike Czaplinski (NOS...@ncr.com) wrote:
: > I just have one word to say:
: > AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: > Lucky Damn Dog!!!!!!!!!!
: > At least he shows amazing taste....
: Yeah, but she'll be back on the market in a few years just
: like Gillian Anderson. And none of us will have a snowball's
: chance in Hell with her *then* either...
Heck, there have been a few of the DDEB whose hearts were broken because
of Tea'...
: Me, I'm *still* bummed about Christie Brinkley marrying Billy
: Joel--and she's been married again TWICE since then! (And I'm
: only 28!
She dumped HIM for some ski-boy... but was gracious enough to invite him
to the next wedding..
--
To...@Fred.Net
http://www.fred.net/tomr
Merritt Stone
Way down in Deep 13, Ed Dravecky III exchanged the following
experiment...
> Mike Czaplinski (NOS...@ncr.com) wrote:
> > I just have one word to say:
> > AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > Lucky Damn Dog!!!!!!!!!!
> > At least he shows amazing taste....
>
> Yeah, but she'll be back on the market in a few years just
> like Gillian Anderson. And none of us will have a snowball's
> chance in Hell with her *then* either...
>
> Joel--and she's been married again TWICE since then! (And I'm
> only 28!
>
> --
back from the Brinkley and get back to what Gillians of ratmmers
worldwide REALLY want to talk about...
Joel?
--
Merritt Stone: ratmm's resident Utility Infielder
People are always telling me to make something of myself.
Some advice: DON'T try making yourself into a macrame planter.
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/6816
**Remove the "3000" from my "Reply-To" address to e-mail me**
Ed Dravecky III
Merritt Stone (merrit...@geocities.com3000) wrote:
> I don't like Duchovies on my pizza, though. Can we pull this thread
> back from the Brinkley and get back to what Gillians of ratmmers
> worldwide REALLY want to talk about...
> Joel?
Okay, for the record, I have no romantic interest in Joel.
Our relationship is purely comedic.
Ed Dravecky III
> : Joel--and she's been married again TWICE since then! (And I'm
> : only 28!
>
> invite him to the next wedding..
Ironically, she dumped millionaier Billy because she
thought Ski-Boy was a BILLIONAIRE (as he told her & the
world at large). The marriage disintegrated right about
the time investigators revealed that he had a few
million, tops, and his business was a massive fraud.
But, hey, he was sleeping with CB every night for
*months*! That's worth a few months in a federal minimum
security prison, right?
Matt Elcock
: AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: Lucky Damn Dog!!!!!!!!!!
: At least he shows amazing taste....
<NORM MCDONALD MODE ON>
Note to self... watch Conan next week for "If the Mated" and a chuckle or
two.
<NORM MCDONALD MORE OFF>
--
Matt Elcock - Troopers Pit 1993 - 1996 (And proud!)
Exec. Director - Mind Blast Fantasy Drum and Bugle Corps
Troopers Homepage - http://falcon.cc.ukans.edu/~pinwiz/troop/troop.htm
"_Grease_: It's like jury duty for actors."
- Craig Kilborn on _The Daily Show_
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Wheel of Fish", Ed Dravecky III says...
>Merritt Stone (merrit...@geocities.com3000) wrote:
>> I don't like Duchovies on my pizza, though. Can we pull this thread
>> back from the Brinkley and get back to what Gillians of ratmmers
>> worldwide REALLY want to talk about...
>
>> Joel?
>
>Okay, for the record, I have no romantic interest in Joel.
>Our relationship is purely comedic.
I have an interest in Joel - nine and a quarter percent interest,
compounded quarterly. This means by June of 2020, I'll have amassed
enough to (dramatic pause) TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!
Bill L.
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
bi...@Traveller.COM http://www.hsv.tis.net/~bill
Best if Used by Date on Label
Mike Czaplinski
[snip]
> : Me, I'm *still* bummed about Christie Brinkley marrying Billy
> : Joel--and she's been married again TWICE since then! (And I'm
> : only 28!
>
> She dumped HIM for some ski-boy... but was gracious enough to invite him
> to the next wedding..
You've gotta feel for their daughter, though:
She got Daddy's looks & Mommy's musical ability....
Mike "DOE!" Czaplinski
ekim.czaplinski<at>washingtoncd.nrc.omc
to...@fred.net
Mike Czaplinski (NOS...@ncr.com) wrote:
: to...@fred.net ( ) wrote:
: >
: > Ed Dravecky III (dshe...@netcom.com) wrote:
:
: [snip]
:
: > : Me, I'm *still* bummed about Christie Brinkley marrying Billy
: > : Joel--and she's been married again TWICE since then! (And I'm
: > : only 28!
: >
: > She dumped HIM for some ski-boy... but was gracious enough to invite him
: > to the next wedding..
:
: You've gotta feel for their daughter, though:
:
: She got Daddy's looks & Mommy's musical ability....
She's got her Daddy's money, her momma's good looks...
--
To...@Fred.Net
http://www.fred.net/tomr
"Boston is a great sports town. Shame it doesn't have any teams."
Lynn Siprelle
You know, it's so interesting that here on ratmm the DD/TL nuptial comments
are all "Oh no! There goes Tea!" while in alt.tv.xfiles they're all "Oh no!
There goes David!" Not only that but some really spiteful things said about
a woman none of them know personally. Me, I'm just happy Mulder's still
single. Not to mention that fine hunk o plastic Tom Servo.
Lynsa
--
That's Useful, This Is Cool: Two Internet Picks Every Day
Usenet: alt.internet, pdx.online | Email list: usefu...@hway.net
WWW: http://www.usefulcool.com | in...@usefulcool.com
For help subscribing or unsubscribing: he...@usefulcool.com
to...@fred.net
Lynn Siprelle (ly...@siprelle.com) wrote:
: You know, it's so interesting that here on ratmm the DD/TL nuptial comments
: are all "Oh no! There goes Tea!" while in alt.tv.xfiles they're all "Oh no!
: There goes David!" Not only that but some really spiteful things said about
: a woman none of them know personally. Me, I'm just happy Mulder's still
: single. Not to mention that fine hunk o plastic Tom Servo.
Um, I hate to break it to you.... but next season... with a nod to
"Ellen"...
Owen
On 13 May 1997 13:04:49 GMT, to...@fred.net ( ) wrote:
>
>Um, I hate to break it to you.... but next season... with a nod to
>"Ellen"...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! DARN THEM ! DARN THEM ALL TO HECK !!
VirusScan has detected Windows 95 on your hard drive. Delete (y/n)?
Alan Brandt
Lynn Siprelle wrote:
>
> You know, it's so interesting that here on ratmm the DD/TL nuptial comments
> are all "Oh no! There goes Tea!"
Forgive my ignorance, but who's Tea Leoni?
alanbran
I'm still smarting over Jim Carry's good fortune. :(
Jeffrey Johnson
On Tue, 13 May 1997, Alan Brandt wrote:
> Lynn Siprelle wrote:
> >
> > You know, it's so interesting that here on ratmm the DD/TL nuptial comments
> > are all "Oh no! There goes Tea!"
>
> Forgive my ignorance, but who's Tea Leoni?
She's an actress, currently starring in NBC's The Naked Truth, which is
a misnomer, for she is never naked. She's also been in lots of movies,
Flirting With Disaster and A League Of Their Own being the bigger ones.
Basically, she's just beautiful. Go fig.
JSJ1TG, I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having no breasts...
This Space For Rent [jsjo...@ucdavis.edu]
Mike Czaplinski
ly...@siprelle.com (Lynn Siprelle) wrote:
>
> You know, it's so interesting that here on ratmm the DD/TL nuptial comments
> There goes David!" Not only that but some really spiteful things said about
> a woman none of them know personally. Me, I'm just happy Mulder's still
> single. Not to mention that fine hunk o plastic Tom Servo.
<*attach MikeInFullBattleGearSnappingTheSlideBackOnHisSpectreSMG.MPG*>
Someone's been saying spiteful things about Tea Leoni?
Lemme at 'em. I'll make 'em WISH MJ-12 was after their sorry candy
asses....
Mike "I'll give 'em all implants they'll NEVER forget" Czaplinski
ekim.czaplinski<at>washingtoncd.rcn.moc
This close to crossposting inappropriately....
Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor
Jeffrey Johnson <ez04...@mailbox.ucdavis.edu> writes:
>JSJ1TG, I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having no breasts...
women's . . . oh, uh, so you're just making pot-shots jokes at Tea's
expense, hum? Well, I happen to *like* women without breasts . . . um,
I mean, YOU leave her non-breasts out of this . . . um . . .
--thor (Dainty and delicate is nice, too.)
Jeffrey Johnson
If it please the chair, I would like to yield the floor for my entire two
minutes to the gentleman from <insert proper state>, Noah Singman.
JSJ1TG, I mean, you wouldn't want to debate a mere neophyte...
Noah Singman
Jeffrey Johnson wrote:
> On Tue, 13 May 1997, Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor wrote:
> > This is horrible! What kind of low-life *SCUM* would go around
> > stealing women's . . . oh, uh, so you're just making pot-shots jokes
> > at Tea's expense, hum? Well, I happen to *like* women without breasts
> > . . . um, I mean, YOU leave her non-breasts out of this . . um . .
Perhaps it's just delayed puberty.
> > --thor (Dainty and delicate is nice, too.)
Certainly can be. Just tain't ma prefrince, is all.
> If it please the chair, I would like to yield the floor for my entire
> two minutes to the gentleman from <insert proper state>, Noah Singman.
[New Jersey, but originally New York]
I thank the gentleman, and request permission to revise and extend my
remarks.
Actually, we've been over this material before. To review, the posters
agreed that:
1) Tea is very pretty, with lovely, expressive eyes,
2) She has to be marked front and back.
Whatever butters your biscuits, my fellow MSTies.
Noah
MST#59539
Of course, all MSTresses are intrinsically beautiful.
Mike Czaplinski
Alan Brandt <abr...@iglou.com> wrote:
>
> Lynn Siprelle wrote:
> >
> > You know, it's so interesting that here on ratmm the DD/TL nuptial comments
> > are all "Oh no! There goes Tea!"
>
Actress. Starring in 'The Naked Truth' on NBC. Got her start on
the Fox sitcom 'Flying Blind'
Stone Cold Babe.
Mike "tm" Czaplinski
ekim.czaplinski<at>washingtoncd.rcn.moc
Pepper
Mike Czaplinski wrote:
> ly...@siprelle.com (Lynn Siprelle) wrote:
> >
> > You know, it's so interesting that here on ratmm the DD/TL nuptial
> comments
> > are all "Oh no! There goes Tea!" while in alt.tv.xfiles they're
> all "Oh no!
> > There goes David!" Not only that but some really spiteful things
> said about
> > a woman none of them know personally. Me, I'm just happy Mulder's
> still
> > single. Not to mention that fine hunk o plastic Tom Servo.
>
> <*attach
> MikeInFullBattleGearSnappingTheSlideBackOnHisSpectreSMG.MPG*>
>
> Someone's been saying spiteful things about Tea Leoni?
>
> Lemme at 'em. I'll make 'em WISH MJ-12 was after their sorry candy
> asses....
>
> Mike "I'll give 'em all implants they'll NEVER forget" Czaplinski
> ekim.czaplinski<at>washingtoncd.rcn.moc
>
> This close to crossposting inappropriately....
Mike, don't do it...don't give in. Insulting Gizzie (the biggest DD
squidger of all time) is *baaaaaaad* karma. It comes back threefold.
Pepper
do unto the Giz as you would have done unto you...ALL HAIL GIZZIE!
Mike Czaplinski
tho...@csulb.edu (Steven Thorpe a.k.a. thor) wrote:
>
> Jeffrey Johnson <ez04...@mailbox.ucdavis.edu> writes:
>
> >JSJ1TG, I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having no breasts...
>
> women's . . . oh, uh, so you're just making pot-shots jokes at Tea's
> expense, hum? Well, I happen to *like* women without breasts . . . um,
>
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:
No one disses Tea Leoni while *I'M* around!
Breasts, by their very essence, are cool. Size is of secondary
importance.
Mike "But, who doesn't like a lot of a good thing?" Czaplinski
ekim.czaplinski<at>washingtoncd.rcn.moc
Mike Czaplinski
rog...@ix.netcom.com (Roger M. Wilcox) wrote:
>
[snip re Doin' time to pay for Doin'..well, nevermind...]
> Silly boy, you don't actually think that super-rich knockout
> celebrities actually SLEEP together, do you?
>
> Heavens no. They have Body Slaves for *that*. Marriage at that
> level is for extra money, for prestige, and for keeping up
> appearances of being "normal" to their adoring fans. Female
> celebrities have been known to have BABIES just to bolster their
> image.
>
> You don't really think Loni Anderson was HEART-broken when Burt
> Reynolds walked out, do you? Heck, for all we know, they probably
> planned the whole thing so that Burt could act "tough" and so
> that Loni could land a role as a Scorned Woman on the next TV
> Movie of the Week.
At first I thought you might be an imposter.
Welcome back, Rog!
Mike "I, for one, missed you" Czaplinski
ekim.czaplinski<at>washingtoncd.rcn.moc
Ryan Thomas Jackson
In article <EA6JJ...@ranger.daytonoh.ncr.com>, NOS...@ncr.com says...
>
>Actress. Starring in 'The Naked Truth' on NBC. Got her start on
>the Fox sitcom 'Flying Blind'
I remember that sitcom...'92-'93. It was on Sunday nights, along
with quite possibly the most hideous sitcom of the past decade (Pauly Shore's
feeble attempts at humor are a circus freakshow of their own), "Whoops!". You
have to remember this one...cross "Testament" with "Gilligan's Island", throw
in some leadfisted, blunt-edged satire, cover all the demographic bases, shake
it up, and pour it into the typical Fox Sunday Night Sitcom mold. The result
wasn't a pretty sight. The "Whoops!" Christmas episode was quite possibly the
most disturbing thing ever shown on network TV (barring Schindler's List).
Unlike SL or a Smiths song, it was depressing in a BAD way;
"Flying Blind" was mediocre, not good, but not bad. either.
>Stone Cold Babe.
She's quite appealing for a blonde, although I'm dubious as to wether
it's natural or poured from a Fantastic Sam's bottle.
>Mike "tm" Czaplinski
>ekim.czaplinski<at>washingtoncd.rcn.moc
--
"The United States has much to offer the third world war."
--Ronald Wilson Reagan (nine times in the same speech)
***Ryan Thomas Jackson (rjac...@southwind.net)***
Mike Czaplinski
rjac...@southwind.net (Ryan Thomas Jackson) wrote:
>
[snip]
> She's quite appealing for a blonde, although I'm dubious as to wether
> it's natural or poured from a Fantastic Sam's bottle.
He's got to be trolling, or an AI.
No one can be as full of himself (and lacking in any semblance of
a sense of irony or humor) as all this and actually MEAN it....
Mike "Not feeling very neighborly today" Czaplinski
ekim.czaplinski<at>washingtoncd.rcn.moc
PS: She's half CUBAN! Extrapolate a natural hair color from that....
Brian Pacula
In article <EAFuB...@ranger.daytonoh.ncr.com>, Mike Czaplinski
<NOS...@ncr.com> wrote:
> rjac...@southwind.net (Ryan Thomas Jackson) wrote:
>
> > She's quite appealing for a blonde, although I'm dubious as to wether
> > it's natural or poured from a Fantastic Sam's bottle.
>
> He's got to be trolling, or an AI.
>
> No one can be as full of himself (and lacking in any semblance of
> a sense of irony or humor) as all this and actually MEAN it....
Well now, having spoken with Ryan outside of RATMM on more than one
occasion, I would say that as far as apocalyptic prophets of the nuclear
messiah go, Ryan's got a pretty stable head on his shoulders.
Judge not a man by the color of his usenet litanies.
--
Brian Pacula MST IC #34105
bpa...@value.net http://value.net/~bpacula/
Who doesn't find Tea Leoni appealing at all
Mike Czaplinski
bpa...@value.net (Brian Pacula) wrote:
>
> In article <EAFuB...@ranger.daytonoh.ncr.com>, Mike Czaplinski
> <NOS...@ncr.com> wrote:
>
> > rjac...@southwind.net (Ryan Thomas Jackson) wrote:
> >
> > > She's quite appealing for a blonde, although I'm dubious as to wether
> > > it's natural or poured from a Fantastic Sam's bottle.
> >
> > He's got to be trolling, or an AI.
> >
> > No one can be as full of himself (and lacking in any semblance of
> > a sense of irony or humor) as all this and actually MEAN it....
>
> Well now, having spoken with Ryan outside of RATMM on more than one
> occasion, I would say that as far as apocalyptic prophets of the nuclear
> messiah go, Ryan's got a pretty stable head on his shoulders.
Oh.
> Judge not a man by the color of his usenet litanies.
I must be abnormal, then: I try to post on the Usenet the way I speak in
real life.
> Who doesn't find Tea Leoni appealing at all
Heathen!! Infidel!!!
Mike "AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Czaplinski
ekim.czaplinski<at>washingtoncd.rcn.omc
ro...@127.0.0.1
Noah Singman
Mike Czaplinski wrote:
> bpa...@value.net (Brian Pacula) wrote:
> > Who doesn't find Tea Leoni appealing at all
> Heathen!! Infidel!!!
Relax, Mike. He may have only seen her torso.
Noah
MST#59539
Tea, we all admire your expressive eyes and acting ability!
DJenkinsii
<rtj's hilarious description of "Whoops" snipped>
I never watched it, but the promo's & TV guide descriptions were clues
enough...
>Unlike SL or a Smiths song, it was depressing in a BAD >way;
How can you say they went about things the wrong way...
;)
--Djenk
--who is human and needs to be loved, just like everybody else does....
Phil Mueller
in message <EAFuB...@ranger.daytonoh.ncr.com>, someone claiming to be
Mike Czaplinski <NOS...@ncr.com> wrote:
>rjac...@southwind.net (Ryan Thomas Jackson) wrote:
>>
>
>[snip]
>
>> She's quite appealing for a blonde, although I'm dubious as to wether
>> it's natural or poured from a Fantastic Sam's bottle.
>
>He's got to be trolling, or an AI.
Well, he's certainly not an RI.
--
Phil "Sparky" Mueller remove "nospam." if replying by email
Note: This article does not necessarily reflect the views of Sparky Mueller.