Wrecking cars
Kenneth Kubik
c...@indirect.com wrote:
: I don't mind car accidents, as long as MR2s aren't involved.
I detest plastic cars, like saturns, just for the fact that your car is
destroyed in a small collision. Screw safety. I drive an '87 Chevy. It's
pure metal. I can have a head on with a Mac truckand after they hosed me
out of the drivers seat, they could drive my car away.
--
Kenneth Matthew Kubik
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c...@indirect.com
I don't mind car accidents, as long as MR2s aren't involved.
-me, happily identifying this post as a troll
The Midnight Rambler
Kenneth Kubik wrote:
>
> c...@indirect.com wrote:
> : I don't mind car accidents, as long as MR2s aren't involved.
>
> I detest plastic cars, like saturns, just for the fact that your car is
> destroyed in a small collision. Screw safety. I drive an '87 Chevy.
It's
> pure metal.
Same here.
> I can have a head on with a Mac truck
I did.
> and after they hosed me
> out of the drivers seat,
They didn't.
> they could drive my car away.
I did.
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ShadowStar
>I detest plastic cars, like saturns, just for the fact that your car is
>pure metal. I can have a head on with a Mac truckand after they hosed me
>out of the drivers seat, they could drive my car away.
Now there's a mind-picture guaranteed to give me a good night's rest. What
a testament to Chevy: Sure, if you get into an accident, you'll be road
pizza but you'll have a kick-ass ride to leave your next of kin.
- Joe "ShadowStar" Earles: Ford driver and MST3K fanatic. If either of
those traits appeal to you it cancels out the the other.
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- Archie Bunker
Hotchka
Kenneth Matthew Kubik writes:
> I can have a head on with a Mac truckand after they hosed me
>out of the drivers seat, they could drive my car away.
I won't say how I read that sentence the first time except to say the words
"head on" looked a tad different.
Shelby
You men really do like trucks don't you?
Kenneth Kubik
Hotchka (hot...@aol.com) wrote:
: Kenneth Matthew Kubik writes:
: > I can have a head on with a Mac truckand after they hosed me
: >out of the drivers seat, they could drive my car away.
: I won't say how I read that sentence the first time except to say the words
: "head on" looked a tad different.
You are sick. Marry me
: Shelby
: You men really do like trucks don't you?
Actually, I think trucks should only be used for a working purpose. I
can't see any one thinking they are sporty, comfortable or nice to drive.
I kinda feel the same about SUVs.
cmeh...@staff.uwsuper.edu
Somehow, Hotchka got this message out of Ward E:
>
> Kenneth Matthew Kubik writes:
>
> > I can have a head on with a Mac truckand after they hosed me
> >out of the drivers seat, they could drive my car away.
>
> I won't say how I read that sentence the first time except to say the words
> "head on" looked a tad different.
>
> You men really do like trucks don't you?
Yeah. SO!?!?!?!?!?!??!???!????!?!!!
Chris "Women" Mehring
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Julia
Hotchka wrote:
>
> Kenneth Matthew Kubik writes:
>
> > I can have a head on with a Mac truckand after they hosed me
> >out of the drivers seat, they could drive my car away.
>
> I won't say how I read that sentence the first time except to say the words
> "head on" looked a tad different.
>
> Shelby
> You men really do like trucks don't you?
Ack!
And of course my twisted little mind immediately handed me a visual of
Mr. Happy-Faced Angel Toyota Guy to go along with this.
Julia - Dogs love men who love trucks - would have made a hell of a
Super Bowl commercial.
The Midnight Rambler
Hotchka wrote:
>
> Kenneth Matthew Kubik writes:
>
> > I can have a head on with a Mac truckand after they hosed me
> >out of the drivers seat, they could drive my car away.
>
> I won't say how I read that sentence the first time except to say the words
> "head on" looked a tad different.
>
> Shelby
> You men really do like trucks don't you?
Look, I have a band, okay?
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Oprah", Julia wrote:
>Hotchka wrote:
>>Kenneth Matthew Kubik writes:
>>>I can have a head on with a Mac truckand after they hosed me
>>>out of the drivers seat, they could drive my car away.
>>
>>I won't say how I read that sentence the first time except to say the words
>>"head on" looked a tad different.
>>Shelby
>>You men really do like trucks don't you?
>
>And of course my twisted little mind immediately handed me a visual of
>Mr. Happy-Faced Angel Toyota Guy to go along with this.
Could be worse - you could've heard Bob Segar singing "Like a Rock"
>Julia - Dogs love men who love trucks -
And the women who discipline them - next "Jerry Springer"
Bill L.
"Thread Too Hot for Usenet" - now available for $19.95 (plus S&H)
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creepygirl
On 26 Jan 1998 c...@indirect.com wrote:
> I don't mind car accidents, as long as MR2s aren't involved.
>
> -me, happily identifying this post as a troll
This thread has made me reflect on the sad history of my Honda Accord:
12/21/95: On my way to a nursery to buy a Christmas tree, I stop behind
a car that's turning into the parking lot of a mini-mall. An uninsured
drunk driver (at 1 in the afternoon!) plows into the back of my car,
sending bouncing between the front and back cars like a ping-pong ball.
Damage: roughly $2000, plus a stiff neck for three days.
3/10/96: About a month after the repairs are done from the last
accident, I'm heading home after spending all day at school. I'm too
tired to notice that the car in front of me has stopped because some
idiot decided to back out of a parking lot onto a busy street. I slam on
the brakes, but too late. The front of my car is mashed. Damage: $1800
more or less, plus I have to go to driving school.
5/??/97: I'm trying to turn into the parking lot of my apartment
complex. A truck is blocking my path, so I stop and wait for him to get
out of my way. The BMW behind me stops, too. Another BMW, behind him,
does not, and the middle car gets smashed between mine and the second
BMW. I'm able to drive my car off the road, and drivers passing by hoot
at the sight of two smashed Beemers. Damage: about $3000, plus $1200 in
rental costs while the car's being fixed.
9/??/97: The car is fixed, once again, until a truck backs into it.
Damage about $1400, haven't fixed it yet.
-cg, can't decide if it's me or the car that's cursed.
Sarah Sammis
It's the car. My dad had a jeep (note had) that had bad karma (jeepma?).
Anyway, he flipped on the way home from the mountains a few months back. It
was totaled. He was fine. He has a new jeep now. So far so good.
Sarah
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Kenneth Kubik
creepygirl (kho...@imap2.asu.edu) wrote:
Note that in every case, it's been able to drive away or has been fixed.
I'd say that it's been in the right place at the right time. (I think
there was a B-5 episode like that.)
cmeh...@staff.uwsuper.edu
Somehow, creepygirl got this message out of Ward E:
>
>
> On 26 Jan 1998 c...@indirect.com wrote:
>
> > I don't mind car accidents, as long as MR2s aren't involved.
> >
> > -me, happily identifying this post as a troll
>
> This thread has made me reflect on the sad history of my Honda Accord:
{The long and bloody history of creepygirl's Honda Accord snipped. For
full account see the Ken Burns documentary next month on PBS}
> -cg, can't decide if it's me or the car that's cursed.
I have a car you can borrow for a little payback. I call her Christine.
Chris "Vengence is mine sayeth the Ford" Mehring
"International Olympic Committee president Juan Antonio Samaranch
announced Monday that, for the first time ever, professionals will be
permitted to compete in wrestling in the 2000 Summer Games in Sydney,
Australia."-- _The Onion_, Jan 28, 1998
Julia
Bill Livingston wrote:
>
> Previously on "Oprah", Julia wrote:
> >Hotchka wrote:
> >>Kenneth Matthew Kubik writes:
> >>>I can have a head on with a Mac truckand after they hosed me
> >>>out of the drivers seat, they could drive my car away.
> >>
> >>I won't say how I read that sentence the first time except to say the words
> >>"head on" looked a tad different.
> >>Shelby
> >>You men really do like trucks don't you?
> >
> >Ack!
> >And of course my twisted little mind immediately handed me a visual of
> >Mr. Happy-Faced Angel Toyota Guy to go along with this.
>
> Could be worse - you could've heard Bob Segar singing "Like a Rock"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dies*
*reanimates with that song STILL playing in her head*
*dies again*
*reanimates*
*gets "rock" comment*
*dies laughing*
> >Julia - Dogs love men who love trucks -
>
> And the women who discipline them - next "Jerry Springer"
>
> Bill L.
> "Thread Too Hot for Usenet" - now available for $19.95 (plus S&H)
Knit a sweater out of it and never need coats again!
Julia - just ask Ron Popeil!
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Star Trek: Plymouth Voyager", Julia wrote:
>Bill Livingston wrote:
>>Previously on "Oprah", Julia wrote:
>>>Hotchka wrote:
>>>>Kenneth Matthew Kubik writes:
>>>>>I can have a head on with a Mac truckand after they hosed me
>>>>>out of the drivers seat, they could drive my car away.
>>>>
>>>>I won't say how I read that sentence the first time except to say the
>>>>words "head on" looked a tad different.
>>>
>>>Ack! And of course my twisted little mind immediately handed me a visual of
>>>Mr. Happy-Faced Angel Toyota Guy to go along with this.
>>
>>Could be worse - you could've heard Bob Segar singing "Like a Rock"
>
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
o/~ Just as strong as I could be-e-e-e-e....o/~
>*dies*
>*reanimates with that song STILL playing in her head*
>*dies again*
>*reanimates*
>*gets "rock" comment*
>*dies laughing*
;-]
>> >Julia - Dogs love men who love trucks -
>>
>> And the women who discipline them - next "Jerry Springer"
>>
>> Bill L.
>> "Thread Too Hot for Usenet" - now available for $19.95 (plus S&H)
>
>Knit a sweater out of it and never need coats again!
Plus, it's comfort rated to 37 below!
Bill L.
Bob Segar is comfort rated to 10 below
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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As long as you have your corpulent porpoises, life is worth living
Paul Duca
The Midnight Rambler wrote:
>
> Hotchka wrote:
> >
> > Kenneth Matthew Kubik writes:
> >
> > > I can have a head on with a Mac truckand after they hosed me
> > >out of the drivers seat, they could drive my car away.
> >
> > I won't say how I read that sentence the first time except to say the words
> > "head on" looked a tad different.
> >
> > You men really do like trucks don't you?
>
>
Dogs love trucks.
Paul Duca
#56954
I like cheese--SMACK!(60 pt. reference)
Carl Burke
creepygirl wrote:
...
> -cg, can't decide if it's me or the car that's cursed.
<creepy_stereotypical_spooky_chinaman>
The floor mats are also cursed. Here, have this monkey's paw.
</creepy_stereotypical_spooky_chinaman>
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agree with them. Then I'll share.
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Hotchka
Kenneth Matthew Kubik writes:
>: > I can have a head on with a Mac truckand after they hosed me
>: >out of the drivers seat, they could drive my car away.
>: I won't say how I read that sentence the first time except to say the words
>: "head on" looked a tad different.
>You are sick. Marry me
Wow, a man who sees my true self. How can I refuse? Of course I'll marry you.
Shelby
In no hurry to be cured.
Hotchka
Chris Mehring:
>> Kenneth Matthew Kubik writes:
>>
>> > I can have a head on with a Mac truckand after they hosed me
>> >out of the drivers seat, they could drive my car away.
>>
>> I won't say how I read that sentence the first time except to say the words
>> "head on" looked a tad different.
>>
>> You men really do like trucks don't you?
>Yeah. SO!?!?!?!?!?!??!???!????!?!!!
>Chris "Women" Mehring
Hey, it's ok. We all have something in our lives that gets our heart racing.
Cooking and food happens to be my passion. I've lost count of the number of
weekends I've spent cruising the farmer's market, having some flashy produce
catch my eye and taking it home. I can't seem to stop myself...*sob*
Shelby
I...I keep copies of Gourmet magazine stashed in my bedroom, I'm so ashamed!
Jess Nevins
Hotchka wrote:
> Hey, it's ok. We all have something in our lives that gets our heart racing.
> Cooking and food happens to be my passion. I've lost count of the number of
> weekends I've spent cruising the farmer's market, having some flashy produce
> catch my eye and taking it home. I can't seem to stop myself...*sob*
>
> Shelby
> I...I keep copies of Gourmet magazine stashed in my bedroom, I'm so ashamed!
I validate your feelings, Shelby.
Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
What
say a group hug for Shelby?
jess
realcre...@mindspring.com
In article <34D23A...@mitre.org>,
Carl Burke <cbu...@mitre.org> wrote:
>
> creepygirl wrote:
> ...
> > -cg, can't decide if it's me or the car that's cursed.
>
> <creepy_stereotypical_spooky_chinaman>
> The floor mats are also cursed. Here, have this monkey's paw.
> </creepy_stereotypical_spooky_chinaman>
(Homer Simpson mode on)
That’s bad. Do I get a frogurt with that?
(Homer Simpson mode off.)
-cg, just lost my ASU account, and haven’t quite gotten the hang of the
ISP’s server, so if I miss some obvious cues/replies, it’s not because
I’m shunning anyone.
Hotchka
Jess Nevins writes:
>Hotchka wrote:
Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
Shelby
I'm not complaining, just asking.
Jess Nevins
Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
jess, called The Crawling Hand by his dates
Kenneth Kubik
Walter J. Sorrell
In article <34D736...@ix.netcom.com>,
Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
> Hotchka wrote:
>> Jess Nevins writes:
>>>Hotchka wrote:
>>>> Hey, it's ok. We all have something in our lives that gets our heart
>>>> racing. Cooking and food happens to be my passion. I've lost count
>>>> of the number of weekends I've spent cruising the farmer's market,
>>>> having some flashy produce catch my eye and taking it home. I can't
>>>> seem to stop myself...*sob*
>>>>
>>>> Shelby
>>>> I...I keep copies of Gourmet magazine stashed in my bedroom, I'm so
>>>>ashamed!
>>>
>>>I validate your feelings, Shelby.
>>>
>>>Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
>>>What say a group hug for Shelby?
>>
>> Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
>
> Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
>
> jess, called The Crawling Hand by his dates
>
as always,
walter
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"...but the third bowl of revenge was just right." - Unknown
Walter Joseph "Jody" Sorrell
e-mail: wjs...@tntech.edu MSTie #74889
Bill Livingston
Previously on "SCTV", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>> Hotchka wrote:
>>>Jess Nevins writes:
>>>>Hotchka wrote:
>>>>>Shelby
>>>>>I...I keep copies of Gourmet magazine stashed in my bedroom, I'm so
>>>>>ashamed!
>>>>
>>>>I validate your feelings, Shelby.
>>>>Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
>>>>What say a group hug for Shelby?
>>>
>>>Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
>>
>>Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
>>
>If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
Those aren't pillows!
Bill L.
AAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia
Bill Livingston wrote:
>
> Previously on "SCTV", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
> >Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
> >> Hotchka wrote:
> >>>Jess Nevins writes:
> >>>>Hotchka wrote:
> >>>>>Shelby
> >>>>>I...I keep copies of Gourmet magazine stashed in my bedroom, I'm so
> >>>>>ashamed!
> >>>>
> >>>>I validate your feelings, Shelby.
> >>>>Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
> >>>>What say a group hug for Shelby?
> >>>
> >>>Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
> >>
> >>Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
> >>
> >If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>
> Those aren't pillows!
>
> Bill L.
> AAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So..... How bout them Sox?
Julia - eeeeewwwwww.....
The Midnight Rambler
Bill Livingston wrote:
Catch that Bears game last night?
Good game! Good game!
Jess Nevins
Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>
> In article <34D736...@ix.netcom.com>,
> Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
> > Hotchka wrote:
> >> Jess Nevins writes:
> >>>Hotchka wrote:
> >>>> racing. Cooking and food happens to be my passion. I've lost count
> >>>> of the number of weekends I've spent cruising the farmer's market,
> >>>> having some flashy produce catch my eye and taking it home. I can't
> >>>> seem to stop myself...*sob*
> >>>>
> >>>> I...I keep copies of Gourmet magazine stashed in my bedroom, I'm so
> >>>>ashamed!
> >>>
> >>>I validate your feelings, Shelby.
> >>>
> >>>Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
> >>>What say a group hug for Shelby?
> >>
> >> Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
> >
> > Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
> >
> If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
Who are you groping? Why, you're Walter Groping-ius, and you're
designing
a new building for the group hug!
'cause, see, he's named Walter....and the architect...and the thing...
jess, I'll be quiet now
Walter J. Sorrell
In article <6b85lm$coh$1...@hammer.msfc.nasa.gov>,
bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
> Previously on "SCTV", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>> Hotchka wrote:
>>>>Jess Nevins writes:
>>>>>Hotchka wrote:
>>>>>>Shelby
>>>>>>I...I keep copies of Gourmet magazine stashed in my bedroom, I'm so
>>>>>>ashamed!
>>>>>
>>>>>I validate your feelings, Shelby.
>>>>>Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
>>>>>What say a group hug for Shelby?
>>>>
>>>>Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
>>>
>>>Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
>>>
>>If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>
>
> Bill L.
> AAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
as usual,
Walter J. Sorrell
In article <34D79E...@rocketmail.com>,
Julia <jso...@rocketmail.com> writes:
> Bill Livingston wrote:
>> Previously on "SCTV", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>> Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>>>> Hotchka wrote:
>>>>> Jess Nevins writes:
>>>>>> Hotchka wrote:
>>>>>>> Shelby
>>>>>>>I...I keep copies of Gourmet magazine stashed in my bedroom, I'm so
>>>>>>>ashamed!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I validate your feelings, Shelby.
>>>>>>Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
>>>>>>What say a group hug for Shelby?
>>>>>
>>>>>Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
>>>>
>>>>Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
>>>>
>>>If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>>
>> Those aren't pillows!
>>
>> Bill L.
>> AAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
> Julia - eeeeewwwwww.....
>
Oh, sorry. Wrong color?
Walter J. Sorrell
In article <34D7D1...@ix.netcom.com>,
Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
> Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>> Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>>> Hotchka wrote:
>>>> Jess Nevins writes:
>>>>> Hotchka wrote:
>>>>>> racing. Cooking and food happens to be my passion. I've lost count
>>>>>> of the number of weekends I've spent cruising the farmer's market,
>>>>>> having some flashy produce catch my eye and taking it home. I can't
>>>>>> seem to stop myself...*sob*
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I...I keep copies of Gourmet magazine stashed in my bedroom, I'm so
>>>>>>ashamed!
>>>>>
>>>>>I validate your feelings, Shelby.
>>>>>
>>>>>Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
>>>>>What say a group hug for Shelby?
>>>>
>>>> Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
>>>
>>> Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
>>>
>> If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>
> designing
> a new building for the group hug!
>
butresses?
> 'cause, see, he's named Walter....and the architect...and the thing...
>
> jess, I'll be quiet now
>
I think that would be best.
as usual,
walter
Unless you don't want to be quiet.
Kenneth Kubik
Walter J. Sorrell (wjs...@tntech.edu) wrote:
: >>>>>Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
: >>>>>What say a group hug for Shelby?
: >>>>
: >>>> Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
: >>>
: >>> Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
: >>>
: >> If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
: >
: > Who are you groping? Why, you're Walter Groping-ius, and you're
: > designing
: > a new building for the group hug!
: >
: Well, I'm no I.M. Pei, but I'll get it a try. Do you want some flying
: butresses?
I don't think I like where this thread is going. The random groping was
okay, but I don't think that Architecture has any place on this newsgroup.
Come on, there might be children present. :)
Bill Livingston
Previously on "This Old House", Kenneth Kubik wrote:
>Walter J. Sorrell (wjs...@tntech.edu) wrote:
>: >>>>>Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
>: >>>>>What say a group hug for Shelby?
>: >>>>
>: >>>> Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
>: >>>
>: >>> Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
>: >>>
>: >> If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>: >
>: > Who are you groping? Why, you're Walter Groping-ius, and you're
>: > designing
>: > a new building for the group hug!
>: >
>: Well, I'm no I.M. Pei, but I'll get it a try. Do you want some flying
>: butresses?
>
>I don't think I like where this thread is going. The random groping was
>okay, but I don't think that Architecture has any place on this newsgroup.
Yeah. Take it to alt.binaries.pircture.erotica.cantilevers
>Come on, there might be children present. :)
Please, won't you think of the children?
Bill L.
Inside this precious package -*THWAP*- Sorry.
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Home Improvement", Jess Nevins wrote:
>Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>> Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>> > Hotchka wrote:
>> >> Jess Nevins writes:
>> >>>Hotchka wrote:
>> >>>> Hey, it's ok. We all have something in our lives that gets our heart
>> >>>> racing. Cooking and food happens to be my passion. I've lost count
>> >>>> of the number of weekends I've spent cruising the farmer's market,
>> >>>> having some flashy produce catch my eye and taking it home. I can't
>> >>>> seem to stop myself...*sob*
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Shelby
>> >>>> I...I keep copies of Gourmet magazine stashed in my bedroom, I'm so
>> >>>>ashamed!
>> >>>
>> >>>I validate your feelings, Shelby.
>> >>>
>> >>>What say a group hug for Shelby?
>> >>
>> >> Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
>> >
>> > Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
>> >
>> If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>
>Who are you groping? Why, you're Walter Groping-ius, and you're
>designing a new building for the group hug!
>
Now that's just not Wright.
Bill L.
Lloyd have mercy
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Hullaballoo", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>>>> Hotchka wrote:
>>>>>Jess Nevins writes:
>>>>>>Hotchka wrote:
>>>>>>>Shelby
>>>>>>>I...I keep copies of Gourmet magazine stashed in my bedroom, I'm so
>>>>>>>ashamed!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I validate your feelings, Shelby.
>>>>>>Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
>>>>>>What say a group hug for Shelby?
>>>>>
>>>>>Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
>>>>
>>>>Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
>>>>
>>>If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>>
>> AAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>Hummm... the handfull I've got doesn't feel like pillows.
How can you tell when you've got your nails dug in like that?!?
Bill L.
Experiencing Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurting!!!!!
Bill Livingston
Previously on "TWIB", Julia wrote:
>Bill Livingston wrote:
>>>Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>>>> Hotchka wrote:
>>>>>Jess Nevins writes:
>>>>>>Hotchka wrote:
>>>>>>>Shelby
>>>>>>>I...I keep copies of Gourmet magazine stashed in my bedroom, I'm so
>>>>>>>ashamed!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I validate your feelings, Shelby.
>>>>>>Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
>>>>>>What say a group hug for Shelby?
>>>>>
>>>>>Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
>>>>
>>>>Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
>>>>
>>>If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>>
>>Those aren't pillows!
>>AAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
You no like? I think wearing one blue and one brown is a bold fashion
statement.
>Julia - eeeeewwwwww.....
Hmph. Everyone's a fashion critic.
Bill L.
The Man with One Red Shoe
Walter J. Sorrell
In article <6b9q1i$m...@catapult.gatech.edu>,>:>>>>> Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
>:>>>>> What say a group hug for Shelby?
>:>>>>
>:>>>> Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
>:>>>
>:>>> Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
>:>>>
>:>> If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>:> Who are you groping? Why, you're Walter Groping-ius, and you're
>:> designing
>:> a new building for the group hug!
>: butresses?
>
> I don't think I like where this thread is going. The random groping was
> okay, but I don't think that Architecture has any place on this newsgroup.
>
rather from uninformed people on Usenet? What happens when these children
grow up not knowing what a butress is? If you wish to stop children from
designing ugly buildings you must educate them. To deny them the opinions
of someone tha has no idea what he is talking about could be... bad.
> --
> Kenneth Matthew Kubik
>
as usual,
walter
Sorry, my first class was cancelled due to not having a professor.
Jess Nevins
Bill Livingston wrote:
>
> Previously on "Home Improvement", Jess Nevins wrote:
> >> Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
> >> > Hotchka wrote:
> >> >> Jess Nevins writes:
> >> >>>Hotchka wrote:
> >> >>>> racing. Cooking and food happens to be my passion. I've lost count
> >> >>>> of the number of weekends I've spent cruising the farmer's market,
> >> >>>> having some flashy produce catch my eye and taking it home. I can't
> >> >>>> seem to stop myself...*sob*
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> I...I keep copies of Gourmet magazine stashed in my bedroom, I'm so
> >> >>>>ashamed!
> >> >>>
> >> >>>I validate your feelings, Shelby.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>What say a group hug for Shelby?
> >> >>
> >> >> Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
> >> >
> >> > Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
> >> >
> >> If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
> >
> >Who are you groping? Why, you're Walter Groping-ius, and you're
> >designing a new building for the group hug!
> >
>
> Now that's just not Wright.
Are you afraid he'll be showing children his Phillip Johnson?
jess
Roger M. Wilcox
In article <6aqa1s$a...@catapult.gatech.edu>,
gt3...@acmex.gatech.edu (Kenneth Kubik) wrote:
>
> creepygirl (kho...@imap2.asu.edu) wrote:
> :
> : This thread has made me reflect on the sad history of my Honda Accord:
[ snip ]
> : 9/??/97: The car is fixed, once again, until a truck backs into it.
> : Damage about $1400, haven't fixed it yet.
The one accident I was in where my car got seriously damaged, I was kinda
glad it happened. I had this 1976 VW Rabbit -- the first car registered
in my own name, bought by my parents -- which was one constant mechanical
breakdown-in-progress. (My dad has this stigma against buying anything
built in the same decade; he doesn't factor repair costs into the cost
of ownership.) When that other guy ran the stop sign and smashed into
my right-rear wheel, causing my car to spin 270 degrees and lose a window
on the *opposite* side from the collision, I was glad. Glad, do you hear,
GLAD!
I subsequently inherited my mom's 1981 Toyota Corolla Wagon, which
ended up being the second-most-reliable car I've ever owned. It also
had the advantage of being dingy-silver-grey and looking like most other
not-too-new cars on the road, which meant that both car theives and
traffic police would ignore it. You could look right at it and not
even see it.
>
> : -cg, can't decide if it's me or the car that's cursed.
Sorry, Creepygirl, it's you. The universe is out to get you. I
suggest you hide inside a black hole until this blows over.
>
> Note that in every case, it's been able to drive away or has been fixed.
> I'd say that it's been in the right place at the right time. (I think
> there was a B-5 episode like that.)
Oh, there's a B-5 episode like *everything*.
Roger M. "Tonight's episode: Londo superglues his fingers together" Wilcox
--
rog...@ix.netcom.com (Roger M. Wilcox) -- without prejudice UCC 1-207
Unlawful to use this email address for unsolicited ads: 47 USC 227
MSTie #38808 | http://www.netcom.com/~rogermw ... now in EXTRA bold!
I'm sodium! <*> | "The truth, as always, is more complicated than that."
Walter J. Sorrell
In article <6ba844$aoe$3...@hammer.msfc.nasa.gov>,
bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
> Previously on "Hullaballoo", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>>Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>>>>> Hotchka wrote:
>>>>>> Jess Nevins writes:
>>>>>>> Hotchka wrote:
>>>>>>>> Shelby
>>>>>>>> I...I keep copies of Gourmet magazine stashed in my bedroom, I'm so
>>>>>>>> ashamed!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I validate your feelings, Shelby.
>>>>>>> Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
>>>>>>> What say a group hug for Shelby?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
>>>>>
>>>> If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>>>
>>> AAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>
> How can you tell when you've got your nails dug in like that?!?
>
damn cold here, so I might have lost some feeling in my hand.
> Bill L.
> Experiencing Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurting!!!!!
>
You want Saaaaannnnnnddddd Ssstttorrrmmmmmmm, instead?
as usual,
walter
Bob Eichler
On Wed, 04 Feb 98 17:20:09 GMT, bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston)
wrote:
>Previously on "Home Improvement", Jess Nevins wrote:
>>Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>> Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>>> > Hotchka wrote:
>>> >> Jess Nevins writes:
>>> >>>Hotchka wrote:
>>> >> Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
>>> >
>>> > Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
>>> >
>>> If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>>
>>Who are you groping? Why, you're Walter Groping-ius, and you're
>>designing a new building for the group hug!
>>
>>'cause, see, he's named Walter....and the architect...and the thing...
>
>Now that's just not Wright.
It's not Mason either. (It's an architecture joke *and* a music joke!)
>Lloyd have mercy
Christopher?
-- Bob "Bice" Eichler
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Martha Stewart's Living", Jess Nevins says...
>Bill Livingston wrote:
>>Previously on "Home Improvement", Jess Nevins wrote:
>>>Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>>>Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>>>>>Hotchka wrote:
>>>>>>Jess Nevins writes:
>>>>>>>What say a group hug for Shelby?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
>>>>>
>>>>If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>>>
>>>Who are you groping? Why, you're Walter Groping-ius, and you're
>>>designing a new building for the group hug!
>>>'cause, see, he's named Walter....and the architect...and the thing...
>>
>>Now that's just not Wright.
>
I'm just concerned he'll try to sell them on Pei in the sky.
Bill L.
If he does, I'll kick him in the buttress
Jess Nevins
Bill Livingston wrote:
>
> Previously on "Martha Stewart's Living", Jess Nevins says...
> >Bill Livingston wrote:
> >>Previously on "Home Improvement", Jess Nevins wrote:
> >>>Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
> >>>>Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
> >>>>>Hotchka wrote:
> >>>>>>Jess Nevins writes:
> >>>>>>>Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
> >>>>>>>What say a group hug for Shelby?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
> >>>>>
> >>>>If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
> >>>
> >>>Who are you groping? Why, you're Walter Groping-ius, and you're
> >>>designing a new building for the group hug!
> >>>'cause, see, he's named Walter....and the architect...and the thing...
> >>
> >>Now that's just not Wright.
> >
> >Are you afraid he'll be showing children his Phillip Johnson?
>
> I'm just concerned he'll try to sell them on Pei in the sky.
He's not Forest Gump-ertz, we may have to watch him, yeah.
jess
Kenneth Kubik
Roger M. Wilcox (rog...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: In article <6aqa1s$a...@catapult.gatech.edu>,
: gt3...@acmex.gatech.edu (Kenneth Kubik) wrote:
(Snip>
: I subsequently inherited my mom's 1981 Toyota Corolla Wagon, which
: ended up being the second-most-reliable car I've ever owned. It also
: had the advantage of being dingy-silver-grey and looking like most other
: not-too-new cars on the road, which meant that both car theives and
: traffic police would ignore it. You could look right at it and not
: even see it.
My car is parked in Atlanta. I have the safest theft deterent system in
the world. An old, banged up car that is parked next to a 95 Camry and a
90 something BMW. To a car theif. What would rather risk jail time over?
: > : -cg, can't decide if it's me or the car that's cursed.
: Sorry, Creepygirl, it's you. The universe is out to get you. I
: suggest you hide inside a black hole until this blows over.
"Come to the darkside, Creepygirl?"
: > Note that in every case, it's been able to drive away or has been fixed.
: > I'd say that it's been in the right place at the right time. (I think
: > there was a B-5 episode like that.)
: Oh, there's a B-5 episode like *everything*.
Is there an badly run series of plots that have no larger story, where
crew members ie by the hundreds even thiough they said that if they lost
20 more they couldn't run the ship, oh and they have a zillion shuttle
craft?
Speaking of B-5. I re-saw the first season episode when Delin goes into
the crysalis with Laneir looking on. All I could think of is, "She's
changing into June Lockhart and they're still Lost in Space."
Kenneth Kubik
Bill Livingston (bi...@Traveller.COM) wrote:
: Previously on "This Old House", Kenneth Kubik wrote:
: >
: >I don't think I like where this thread is going. The random groping was
: >okay, but I don't think that Architecture has any place on this newsgroup.
: Yeah. Take it to alt.binaries.pircture.erotica.cantilevers
I feel so Dirty. I get tingly when I even think about Frictionless
bearings. Euler (pronounced oiler) me up right now.
: >Come on, there might be children present. :)
: Please, won't you think of the children?
Hell is for the children?
Julia
Kenneth Kubik wrote:
>
> Bill Livingston (bi...@Traveller.COM) wrote:
> : Previously on "This Old House", Kenneth Kubik wrote:
> : >
> : >I don't think I like where this thread is going. The random groping was
> : >okay, but I don't think that Architecture has any place on this newsgroup.
>
> : Yeah. Take it to alt.binaries.pircture.erotica.cantilevers
>
> I feel so Dirty. I get tingly when I even think about Frictionless
> bearings. Euler (pronounced oiler) me up right now.
>
> : >Come on, there might be children present. :)
>
> : Please, won't you think of the children?
>
> Hell is for the children?
*BZZZZZT*
I'm sorry, Kenneth. Hell is for hell.
Julia - and what kind of lyrics *are* those, anyway?
Julia
Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>
> In article <34D79E...@rocketmail.com>,
> Julia <jso...@rocketmail.com> writes:
> >> Previously on "SCTV", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
> >>> Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
> >>>> Hotchka wrote:
> >>>>> Jess Nevins writes:
> >>>>>>> Shelby
> >>>>>>>I...I keep copies of Gourmet magazine stashed in my bedroom, I'm so
> >>>>>>>ashamed!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>I validate your feelings, Shelby.
> >>>>>>What say a group hug for Shelby?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
> >>>>
> >>>>Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
> >>>>
> >>>If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
> >>
> >>
> >> Bill L.
> >
> > So..... How bout them Sox?
> >
And then would you... take them back off?
*thud*
> > Julia - eeeeewwwwww.....
> >
> Oh, sorry. Wrong color?
No, I just prefer toe socks.
Julia - I can't believe I just thought of toe socks.
Bill Livingston
Previously on "3rd Rock from the Sun", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>> Previously on "SCTV", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>>>>Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>>>>>> Hotchka wrote:
>>>>>>> Jess Nevins writes:
>>>>>>>> Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
>>>>>>>> What say a group hug for Shelby?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
>>>>>>
>>>>> If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>>>>
>>>> Those aren't pillows!
>>>>
>>> Hummm... the handfull I've got doesn't feel like pillows.
>>
>> How can you tell when you've got your nails dug in like that?!?
>>
>I've clipped my nails so that may not be me.
Wait a second - are you wearing a pinky ring?
>Of course, it's real
>damn cold here, so I might have lost some feeling in my hand.
Well, we keep trying to put anothe lump of coal in the stove, but Jess always
threatens to fire us. We're thinking of sending him 3 ghosts to teach him a
lesson.
>> Bill L.
>> Experiencing Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurting!!!!!
>>
>You want Saaaaannnnnnddddd Ssstttorrrmmmmmmm, instead?
Actually, I'm hoping for a little hypno-helio-static-stasis right about now.
Bill L.
Thinking this group hug has gone on just about long enough
Kenneth Kubik
Bill Livingston (bi...@Traveller.COM) wrote:
: >> How can you tell when you've got your nails dug in like that?!?
: >>
: >I've clipped my nails so that may not be me.
: Wait a second - are you wearing a pinky ring?
I tink someone has a naughty piercing.
: Thinking this group hug has gone on just about long enough
No, not until someone gets their finger out of my ear... Uh, I hope that's
a finger.
Kenneth Kubik
: > : Please, won't you think of the children?
: >
: > Hell is for the children?
: *BZZZZZT*
: I'm sorry, Kenneth. Hell is for hell.
According to South Park hell is Alabama. I guess I'm a denizen of hell.
And, I commute to Atlanta. From one Hell to another. :)
So Julia, Are you a `Bat out of Hell' or are you tired of Meatloaf?
The Midnight Rambler
Kenneth Kubik wrote:
> Bill Livingston (bi...@Traveller.COM) wrote:
>
> : >> How can you tell when you've got your nails dug in like that?!?
> : >>
> : >I've clipped my nails so that may not be me.
>
> : Wait a second - are you wearing a pinky ring?
>
> I tink someone has a naughty piercing.
>
> : Thinking this group hug has gone on just about long enough
>
> No, not until someone gets their finger out of my ear... Uh, I hope that's
> a finger.
It might be a tongue.
Well, that's what's in MY ear!
--
The Midnight Rambler (rfon...@earthlink.net)
ExotiCon '98: http://www.dervishdatasystems.com/whip
Beatles at the Mining Co: http://beatles.miningco.com
-----------------------------------------------------
"You're all beautiful, and you're all geniuses."
-- John Lennon
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Moesha", Kenneth Kubik wrote:
>Bill Livingston (bi...@Traveller.COM) wrote:
>: >> How can you tell when you've got your nails dug in like that?!?
>: >>
>: >I've clipped my nails so that may not be me.
>
>: Wait a second - are you wearing a pinky ring?
>
>I tink someone has a naughty piercing.
No, it's *definitely* not an ear!
>: Thinking this group hug has gone on just about long enough
>
>No, not until someone gets their finger out of my ear... Uh, I hope that's
>a finger.
Oh, that's the dill pickle I was eating. Sorry.
Bill L.
My bad
Walter J. Sorrell
In article <34D9F0...@rocketmail.com>,
>>>>> Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>>>>>> Hotchka wrote:
>>>>>>> Jess Nevins writes:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What say a group hug for Shelby?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
>>>>>>
>>>>> If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>>>>
>>>> Those aren't pillows!
>>>>
>>>> AAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>> So..... How bout them Sox?
>>>
>> Well, okay but you have let me put them on you.
>
> And then would you... take them back off?
>
> *thud*
>
Should I use my teeth?
>>> Julia - eeeeewwwwww.....
>>>
>> Oh, sorry. Wrong color?
>
> No, I just prefer toe socks.
>
> Julia - I can't believe I just thought of toe socks.
>
What do you think about stockings?
Walter J. Sorrell
In article <6bcsa6$79e$2...@hammer.msfc.nasa.gov>,
bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
> Previously on "3rd Rock from the Sun", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>>> Previously on "SCTV", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>>>>> Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>>>>>>> Hotchka wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>>>>>
>>>>> Those aren't pillows!
>>>>>
>>>> Hummm... the handfull I've got doesn't feel like pillows.
>>>
>>>
>>I've clipped my nails so that may not be me.
>
> Wait a second - are you wearing a pinky ring?
>
is that a navel ring?
>>Of course, it's real
>>damn cold here, so I might have lost some feeling in my hand.
>
> Well, we keep trying to put anothe lump of coal in the stove, but Jess
> always threatens to fire us. We're thinking of sending him 3 ghosts to
> teach him a lesson.
>
Can I be the Ghost of Christmas Past Participle?
>>> Bill L.
>>> Experiencing Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurting!!!!!
>>>
>>You want Saaaaannnnnnddddd Ssstttorrrmmmmmmm, instead?
>
> Actually, I'm hoping for a little hypno-helio-static-stasis right about now.
>
Could you bring me back a doggy bag?
> Bill L.
> Thinking this group hug has gone on just about long enough
>
Yeah, it's time for the group nap.
as usual,
walter
My sleeping mat is around here somewhere...
Walter J. Sorrell
In article <6bdl29$bav$1...@hammer.msfc.nasa.gov>,
bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
> Previously on "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>> Previously on "3rd Rock from the Sun", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>>> Previously on "Hullaballoo", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>>>>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>>>>> Previously on "SCTV", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Those aren't pillows!
>>>>>>> AAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hummm... the handfull I've got doesn't feel like pillows.
>>>>>
>>>>> How can you tell when you've got your nails dug in like that?!?
>>>>>
>>>> I've clipped my nails so that may not be me.
>>>
>>> Wait a second - are you wearing a pinky ring?
>>>
>> Nope. It feels like I have a handful of stomach. Hey, wait...
>> is that a navel ring?
>
> Merritt, anyway?)
>
I don't know.
>>>> Of course, it's real
>>>> damn cold here, so I might have lost some feeling in my hand.
>>>
>>> Well, we keep trying to put anothe lump of coal in the stove, but Jess
>>> always threatens to fire us. We're thinking of sending him 3 ghosts to
>>> teach him a lesson.
>>>
>> Can I be the Ghost of Christmas Past Participle?
>
> Yes, but that would be "The Ghost of Celebrated Past Participle"
>
Who wants to make up the rest of the trio?
>>>>> Experiencing Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurting!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>> You want Saaaaannnnnnddddd Ssstttorrrmmmmmmm, instead?
>>>
>>> Actually, I'm hoping for a little hypno-helio-static-stasis right about
>>> now.
>>>
>> Could you bring me back a doggy bag?
>
> If you like, I could get you the whole doggie. You like chihuahuas?
>
Maybe with a little ketchup and A1 sauce. I'm not sure if my cat
would let me keep another dog anyway.
>>> Thinking this group hug has gone on just about long enough
>>>
>> Yeah, it's time for the group nap.
>
> Not without milk & cookies, it ain't!
>
And later we can sing "Friar Jacque" until we pass out.
> Bill L.
> Chips Ahoy!
>
There be monsters here.
as usual,
walter
"The Clouds of Magellan? Sounds like women's underwear" <2 pts>
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>> Previously on "3rd Rock from the Sun", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>> Previously on "Hullaballoo", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>>>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>>>> Previously on "SCTV", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>>>>>> If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Those aren't pillows!
>>>>>> AAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>> Hummm... the handfull I've got doesn't feel like pillows.
>>>>
>>>> How can you tell when you've got your nails dug in like that?!?
>>>>
>>>I've clipped my nails so that may not be me.
>>
>> Wait a second - are you wearing a pinky ring?
>>
>Nope. It feels like I have a handful of stomach. Hey, wait...
>is that a navel ring?
Sorry, but I was never in the Navy. Must be Merritt's. (And where *is*
Merritt, anyway?)
>>>Of course, it's real
>>>damn cold here, so I might have lost some feeling in my hand.
>>
>> Well, we keep trying to put anothe lump of coal in the stove, but Jess
>> always threatens to fire us. We're thinking of sending him 3 ghosts to
>> teach him a lesson.
>>
>Can I be the Ghost of Christmas Past Participle?
Yes, but that would be "The Ghost of Celebrated Past Participle"
>>>> Experiencing Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurting!!!!!
>>>>
>>>You want Saaaaannnnnnddddd Ssstttorrrmmmmmmm, instead?
>>
>> Actually, I'm hoping for a little hypno-helio-static-stasis right about
>> now.
>>
>Could you bring me back a doggy bag?
If you like, I could get you the whole doggie. You like chihuahuas?
>> Thinking this group hug has gone on just about long enough
>>
>Yeah, it's time for the group nap.
Not without milk & cookies, it ain't!
Bill L.
Chips Ahoy!
Julia
Kenneth Kubik wrote:
>
> : > : Please, won't you think of the children?
> : >
> : > Hell is for the children?
>
> : *BZZZZZT*
>
> : I'm sorry, Kenneth. Hell is for hell.
>
> According to South Park hell is Alabama. I guess I'm a denizen of hell.
> And, I commute to Atlanta. From one Hell to another. :)
>
> So Julia, Are you a `Bat out of Hell' or are you tired of Meatloaf?
Meatloaf again? Can't we go out tonight, honey?
Julia - of course, a meatloaf sandwich on white bread with mayonnaise
sounds pretty tasty....
Julia
Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>
> In article <34D9F0...@rocketmail.com>,
> Julia <jso...@rocketmail.com> writes:
> > Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
> >> Julia <jso...@rocketmail.com> writes:
> >>> Bill Livingston wrote:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> I validate your feelings, Shelby.
> >>>>>>>> Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major issue today.
> >>>>>>>> What say a group hug for Shelby?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Those aren't pillows!
> >>>>
> >>>> AAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >>>
> >>> So..... How bout them Sox?
> >>>
> >> Well, okay but you have let me put them on you.
> >
> > And then would you... take them back off?
> >
> For you... anything.
Oh, don't play hard to get with me. :)
> > *thud*
> >
> Should I use my teeth?
Rowr! Are they pointy?
> >>> Julia - eeeeewwwwww.....
> >>>
> >> Oh, sorry. Wrong color?
> >
> > No, I just prefer toe socks.
> >
> > Julia - I can't believe I just thought of toe socks.
> >
> What do you think about stockings?
Well, those thigh-high ones that attach to garters aren't bad at all.
The garterless ones that stick to your thighs can be a little
uncomfortable, though.
Julia - but if you don't have to walk around in them a lot, they're
okay.
Julia
The Midnight Rambler wrote:
>
> Kenneth Kubik wrote:
>
> > Bill Livingston (bi...@Traveller.COM) wrote:
> >
> > : >>
> > : >I've clipped my nails so that may not be me.
> >
> > : Wait a second - are you wearing a pinky ring?
> >
> >
> >
> > No, not until someone gets their finger out of my ear... Uh, I hope that's
> > a finger.
>
Wha?
> Well, that's what's in MY ear!
Oh. Thorry.
Julia - gueth I gah cawwied away.
Jess Nevins
Julia wrote:
> > What do you think about stockings?
>
> Well, those thigh-high ones that attach to garters aren't bad at all.
> The garterless ones that stick to your thighs can be a little
> uncomfortable, though.
Yeah, but I find I have to shave my legs every day to wear those.
jess - rec.arts.tv.mst3k.crossdressers FAQ-keeper
Julia
Jess Nevins wrote:
>
> Julia wrote:
>
> > > What do you think about stockings?
> >
> > Well, those thigh-high ones that attach to garters aren't bad at all.
> > The garterless ones that stick to your thighs can be a little
> > uncomfortable, though.
>
> Yeah, but I find I have to shave my legs every day to wear those.
Ah, but the price of beauty is pain, my dear.
> jess - rec.arts.tv.mst3k.crossdressers FAQ-keeper
Cool! new ng to cruise! :)
Julia - keeping er.. up... with the latest trends. Ahem.
Bill Livingston
Previously on "The RuPaul Show", Julia wrote:
>Jess Nevins wrote:
>> Julia wrote:
>> > > What do you think about stockings?
>> >
>> > Well, those thigh-high ones that attach to garters aren't bad at all.
>> > The garterless ones that stick to your thighs can be a little
>> > uncomfortable, though.
>>
>> Yeah, but I find I have to shave my legs every day to wear those.
>
>Ah, but the price of beauty is pain, my dear.
This gonna turn into one of those Frued/Jung debates, isn't it?
>> jess - rec.arts.tv.mst3k.crossdressers FAQ-keeper
>
>Cool! new ng to cruise! :)
Well, lessee - Mike's been Captain Janeway, Crow's been a Bellarian, Servo's
gotten dolled up as a candy-striper (not to mention the world's sexiest
toaster struedel), Frank has appeared as Auntie McFrank - all we need is a
shot of Joel (maybe in a stunning little Armani number) and Trace (Definitely
an Isaaz Mizrahi) and RATMCd will be in business!
Bill L.
Jung at heart
Bill Livingston
Previously on "The Frugal Gourmet", Julia <jso...@rocketmail.com> wrote:
>Kenneth Kubik wrote:
>> : > Hell is for the children?
>>
>> : *BZZZZZT*
>> : I'm sorry, Kenneth. Hell is for hell.
>>
>> According to South Park hell is Alabama. I guess I'm a denizen of hell.
>> And, I commute to Atlanta. From one Hell to another. :)
>> So Julia, Are you a `Bat out of Hell' or are you tired of Meatloaf?
>
>Meatloaf again? Can't we go out tonight, honey?
>Julia - of course, a meatloaf sandwich on white bread with mayonnaise
>sounds pretty tasty....
Mmmmmmmmm - Meatloaf sandwich!
Now you've got *me* floating along on a cloud of gustatory sensation!
("Gustatory" is now my word for the week 8-])
Gustatorily Yours,
Bill L.
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Style with Elsa Klensh", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>> Previously on "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>>> Of course, it's real
>>>>> damn cold here, so I might have lost some feeling in my hand.
>>>>
>>>> Well, we keep trying to put anothe lump of coal in the stove, but Jess
>>>> always threatens to fire us. We're thinking of sending him 3 ghosts to
>>>> teach him a lesson.
>>>>
>>> Can I be the Ghost of Christmas Past Participle?
>>
>> Yes, but that would be "The Ghost of Celebrated Past Participle"
>>
Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?
>>>>> You want Saaaaannnnnnddddd Ssstttorrrmmmmmmm, instead?
>>>>
>>>> Actually, I'm hoping for a little hypno-helio-static-stasis right about
>>>> now.
>>>>
>>> Could you bring me back a doggy bag?
>>
>> If you like, I could get you the whole doggie. You like chihuahuas?
>>
>Maybe with a little ketchup and A1 sauce. I'm not sure if my cat
>would let me keep another dog anyway.
This one's okay - it's scared of cats. Oh, and try salsa instead of A-1
>>>> Thinking this group hug has gone on just about long enough
>>>>
>>> Yeah, it's time for the group nap.
>>
>> Not without milk & cookies, it ain't!
>>
>And later we can sing "Friar Jacque" until we pass out.
In the elevator shaft with Captain Picard
Bill L.
Yo Quiero Taco Bell
The Midnight Rambler
Julia wrote:
No, NOW you're getting carried away.
(Carrying Julia away)
The Midnight Rambler
Julia wrote:
Oh, man, I love that. "Rowr!" I don't know why, but this cracks me up completely.
> > >>> Julia - eeeeewwwwww.....
> > >>>
> > >> Oh, sorry. Wrong color?
> > >
> > > No, I just prefer toe socks.
> > >
> > > Julia - I can't believe I just thought of toe socks.
> > >
> > What do you think about stockings?
>
> Well, those thigh-high ones that attach to garters aren't bad at all.
That's it, right there!
> The garterless ones that stick to your thighs can be a little
> uncomfortable, though.
>
> Julia - but if you don't have to walk around in them a lot, they're
> okay.
Rowr!
(various bugs)
The Midnight Rambler
Julia wrote:
> Jess Nevins wrote:
> >
> > Julia wrote:
> >
> > > > What do you think about stockings?
> > >
> > > Well, those thigh-high ones that attach to garters aren't bad at all.
> > > The garterless ones that stick to your thighs can be a little
> > > uncomfortable, though.
> >
> > Yeah, but I find I have to shave my legs every day to wear those.
>
> Ah, but the price of beauty is pain, my dear.
>
> > jess - rec.arts.tv.mst3k.crossdressers FAQ-keeper
>
> Cool! new ng to cruise! :)
>
> Julia - keeping er.. up... with the latest trends. Ahem.
Stop it, dammit! Stop being cool right now!
Mike Ralls
On Fri, 6 Feb 1998, The Midnight Rambler wrote:
> > Julia - keeping er.. up... with the latest trends. Ahem.
>
> Stop it, dammit! Stop being cool right now!
Funny. I've never had anyone say that to me.
Hmmmmmm.
Walter J. Sorrell
In article <34DB24...@rocketmail.com>,
Julia <jso...@rocketmail.com> writes:
> Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>> Julia <jso...@rocketmail.com> writes:
>>> Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>>> Julia <jso...@rocketmail.com> writes:
>>>>> Bill Livingston wrote:
>>>>>> Previously on "SCTV", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Those aren't pillows!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bill L.
>>>>>> AAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> So..... How bout them Sox?
>>>>>
>>>> Well, okay but you have let me put them on you.
>>>
>>> And then would you... take them back off?
>>>
>> For you... anything.
>
> Oh, don't play hard to get with me. :)
>
>>> *thud*
>>>
>> Should I use my teeth?
>
> Rowr! Are they pointy?
>
Only the canines. Gives me the wolfish smile I don't like to have
photographed.
>>>>> Julia - eeeeewwwwww.....
>>>>>
>>>> Oh, sorry. Wrong color?
>>>
>>> No, I just prefer toe socks.
>>>
>>> Julia - I can't believe I just thought of toe socks.
>>>
>> What do you think about stockings?
>
> Well, those thigh-high ones that attach to garters aren't bad at all.
>
I've always wondered what women think of garters. I guess it depends
on whether they wear them *just* to arouse a man (or woman), or they like how
the stocking and garters look and feel.
> The garterless ones that stick to your thighs can be a little
> uncomfortable, though.
>
Here, let help you slip them off then. Let me blow on my hands to
warm them up.
> Julia - but if you don't have to walk around in them a lot, they're
> okay.
>
Oh, I wasn't thinking about you walking very far in them.
as usual,
walter
If you know what I think I mean. ;) Because I'm pretty sure I've said what I
meant, but if I haven't then I know you know what I meant. Probably.
Walter J. Sorrell
In article <6bfjhh$8ov$8...@hammer.msfc.nasa.gov>,
bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
> Previously on "Style with Elsa Klensh", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>> Previously on "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>>> Previously on "3rd Rock from the Sun", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>>>>> Of course, it's real
>>>>>> damn cold here, so I might have lost some feeling in my hand.
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, we keep trying to put anothe lump of coal in the stove, but Jess
>>>>> always threatens to fire us. We're thinking of sending him 3 ghosts to
>>>>> teach him a lesson.
>>>>>
>>>> Can I be the Ghost of Christmas Past Participle?
>>>
>>> Yes, but that would be "The Ghost of Celebrated Past Participle"
>>>
>>Who wants to make up the rest of the trio?
>
> Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?
>
>>>>>> You want Saaaaannnnnnddddd Ssstttorrrmmmmmmm, instead?
>>>>>
>>>>> Actually, I'm hoping for a little hypno-helio-static-stasis right about
>>>>> now.
>>>>>
>>>> Could you bring me back a doggy bag?
>>>
>>> If you like, I could get you the whole doggie. You like chihuahuas?
>>>
>>Maybe with a little ketchup and A1 sauce. I'm not sure if my cat
>>would let me keep another dog anyway.
>
> This one's okay - it's scared of cats. Oh, and try salsa instead of A-1
>
Stuffing instead of potatoes.
>>>>> Thinking this group hug has gone on just about long enough
>>>>>
>>>> Yeah, it's time for the group nap.
>>>
>>> Not without milk & cookies, it ain't!
>>>
>>And later we can sing "Friar Jacque" until we pass out.
>
> In the elevator shaft with Captain Picard
>
It all comes back to Marissa.
> Bill L.
> Yo Quiero Taco Bell
>
You want a franchise?
as usual,
walter
Phillip Mueller
Someone claiming to be bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) wrote:
>Well, lessee - Mike's been Captain Janeway, Crow's been a Bellarian, Servo's
>gotten dolled up as a candy-striper (not to mention the world's sexiest
>toaster struedel)
and a cheerleader
>Frank has appeared as Auntie McFrank - all we need is a
>shot of Joel (maybe in a stunning little Armani number) and Trace (Definitely
>an Isaaz Mizrahi) and RATMCd will be in business!
Mary Jo dressed up as one of the Power Steves.
Don't think we've seen Bridget in drag yet.
--
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Note: This article does not necessarily reflect the views of Sparky Mueller.
Roger M. Wilcox
On Mon, 02 Feb 1998 00:41:12 -0600, realcre...@mindspring.com wrote:
>
>-cg, just lost my ASU account, and haven’t quite gotten the hang of the
>ISP’s server, so if I miss some obvious cues/replies, it’s not because
>I’m shunning anyone.
But look on the bright side. Now you're the REAL Creepygirl!
--
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On Fri, 06 Feb 98 00:21:28 GMT, bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) wrote:
>Previously on "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>
>>> Actually, I'm hoping for a little hypno-helio-static-stasis right about
>>> now.
>>>
>>Could you bring me back a doggy bag?
>
>If you like, I could get you the whole doggie. You like chihuahuas?
I don't know why, but that reply struck my funny-bone right between
the eyeballs. *snort*!
Roger M. Wilcox
On Fri, 06 Feb 98 18:07:44 GMT, bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) wrote:
>Previously on "Style with Elsa Klensh", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>
>>And later we can sing "Friar Jacque" until we pass out.
>
>In the elevator shaft with Captain Picard
Hmmm ... now let me think ... who else was in the turbolift shaft with
Picard when he was singing "Frere Jac"--
GRRRRK! NOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roger M. Wilcox
On Thu, 05 Feb 98 17:19:01 GMT, bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) wrote:
>
>Bill L.
>Thinking this group hug has gone on just about long enough
You're right. It's definitely time to move on to the group orgy.
Hilary Doda
Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
> I've always wondered what women think of garters. I guess it depends
> on whether they wear them *just* to arouse a man (or woman), or they like how
> the stocking and garters look and feel.
>
I've always thought that they looked somewhat repulsive on me, but
they're a *lot* more comfortable - you don't have to do the
stocking-two-step. (the ladies will understand what I mean). And I think
the eroticism of the stockings-garter has little to do with how they
actually look on any given real woman, and a lot to do with how they're
represented - so even looking somewhat nasty in them, you still look
*nasty* in them. If you catch my distinction. :)
Hilary, Queen of Sin
But I must remember not to wear them with my miniskirt again...
ACMCE
>Someone claiming to be bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) wrote:
>
>>Well, lessee - Mike's been Captain Janeway, Crow's been a Bellarian, Servo's
>
>>gotten dolled up as a candy-striper (not to mention the world's sexiest
>>toaster struedel)
>
>and a cheerleader
>
>>Frank has appeared as Auntie McFrank - all we need is a
>>shot of Joel (maybe in a stunning little Armani number) and Trace
>(Definitely
>>an Isaaz Mizrahi) and RATMCd will be in business!
>
appeared with a purse and a femme voice. Does this count?
Angela
Laurelyn Smith
Hilary Doda wrote in message <34DD5B...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca>...
A big amen to that last sentiment. I really enjoy the feeling of wearing
a garter belt, but you don't want clasps hanging out. Or bare thigh.
(Unless, of course, you do.) The only thing that's uncomfortable
sometimes is if you happen to be sitting on a very hard surface and you
get that pressure point thing going.
Laurelyn, has had some very strange small bruises because of that
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Chris Gleason
Jess Nevins wrote in message <34D9E7...@ix.netcom.com>...
>> >>>Who are you groping? Why, you're Walter Groping-ius, and you're
>> >>>designing a new building for the group hug!
>> >>>'cause, see, he's named Walter....and the architect...and the thing...
>> >>
>> >>Now that's just not Wright.
>> >
>> >Are you afraid he'll be showing children his Phillip Johnson?
>>
>> I'm just concerned he'll try to sell them on Pei in the sky.
>
>He's not Forest Gump-ertz, we may have to watch him, yeah.
Now Howard Roark-ing cars shift to an architect cascade?
=================================================
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Noah Singman
Chris Gleason wrote:
>Now Howard Roark-ing cars shift to an architect cascade?
>=================================================
>I can't believe I beat Noah to this one,
Sorry. I thought the cascade was limited to non-fiction architects.
Noah
MST#59539
And, to be honest, I seldom play along in cascades - you guys post too
early! :-)
Nuveeeeena
In article <34DD5B...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca>, Hilary Doda
<hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> writes:
>> I've always wondered what women think of garters. I guess
it>depends
> on whether they wear them *just* to arouse a man (or woman), or>they like how
> the stocking and garters look and feel.
Well, nobody truly likes the way stockings FEEL. They function to clarify your
uh... leg-appeal (oh yeah, and to turn people on.)
I've always
>thought that they looked somewhat repulsive on me, but they're a *lot* more
>comfortable - you don't have to do the stocking-two-step. (the ladies will
>understand what I mean). And I think the eroticism of the stockings-garter
>has little to do with how they actually look on any given real woman, and a
>lot to do with how they're represented - so even looking somewhat nasty in
>them, you still look *nasty* in them. If you catch my distinction. :)
There is NO WAY you could look repulsive in garter stockingsl, girl.
I l-o-v-e-s the LEGGS thigh-highs. All the impact of *you know* ... that THING
that non-pantyhoses has got going on and none of the mechanical bother.
And you can shimmy out of them in two shakes of a snakes tail.
"Life without RATMM is like a kitchen without T-Fal." - Captain Tequila
^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
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Laurelyn Smith
Nuveeeeena wrote:
>Well, nobody truly likes the way stockings FEEL. They function to clarify
your
>uh... leg-appeal (oh yeah, and to turn people on.)
I beg to differ, oh fabulous net.wife. Maybe I'm just weird, but I really
enjoy that "breezy" feeling. I like a bit of circulation.
<snip>
>I l-o-v-e-s the LEGGS thigh-highs. All the impact of *you know* ... that
THING
>that non-pantyhoses has got going on and none of the mechanical bother.
See, I can't stand those. Either they feel as though they're about to
fall down, or they cut off my circulation. And they leave a really bad
mark on me.
>And you can shimmy out of them in two shakes of a snakes tail.
Ah, but you don't need to! Isn't that part of the fun?
Laurelyn
Nuveeeeena
In article <6bl6us$d...@dfw-ixnews12.ix.netcom.com>, "Laurelyn Smith"
<Laur...@i.n.com> writes:
>
>I l-o-v-e-s the LEGGS thigh-highs. All the impact of *you know* ...that THING
>that non-pantyhoses has got going on and none of the mechanical bother.
See, I can't stand those. Either they feel as though they're about
>to fall down, or they cut off my circulation. And they leave a really
>bad mark on me.
I can't stand that "fallin' down feeling." It's hard to maintain the right
attitude when you have got your cool slippin'
>And you can shimmy out of them in two shakes of a snakes
>tail.
> Ah, but you don't need to! Isn't that part of the fun?
Ah, yes, net-wife-o'-mine. So, SO true!! I stand (or recline) corrected!!!
: )
I have enjoyed the most sensational success with sheer off-white stockings...
(sort of a Candy-Striper fantasy thing...)
Russell Alderson
And then Bill had this to say about Wrecking cars:
> Previously on "3rd Rock from the Sun", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
> > bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
> >> Previously on "Hullaballoo", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
> >>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
> >>>> Previously on "SCTV", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
> >>>>>Jess Nevins <jjne...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
> >>>>>> Hotchka wrote:
> >>>>>>> Jess Nevins writes:
> >>>>>>>> Group, I think Shelby's confronted and processed a major
> >>>>>>>> issue today.
> >>>>>>>> What say a group hug for Shelby?
> >>>>>>> Gee, thanks guys. I really - hey! Who's hand is that?
> >>>>>> Oh, sorry. That was me. It has a mind of its own, really.
> >>>>> If that's Jess's hand then who am I groping?
> >>>> Those aren't pillows!
> >>>> AAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >>> Hummm... the handfull I've got doesn't feel like pillows.
> >> How can you tell when you've got your nails dug in like that?!?
> >I've clipped my nails so that may not be me.
> Wait a second - are you wearing a pinky ring?
Did you wreck a fancy car?
> Bill L.
> Thinking this group hug has gone on just about long enough
You've fooled around long enough.
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Walter J. Sorrell
>
>> I've always wondered what women think of garters. I guess it depends
>> on whether they wear them *just* to arouse a man (or woman), or they like how
>> the stocking and garters look and feel.
>>
>
I doubt that, my dear...
> but they're a *lot* more comfortable -
How so?
> you don't have to do the
> stocking-two-step.
Wha?..
> (the ladies will understand what I mean).
Not going to share this information with us men-folk?
> And I think
> the eroticism of the stockings-garter has little to do with how they
> actually look on any given real woman, and a lot to do with how they're
> represented - so even looking somewhat nasty in them, you still look
> *nasty* in them. If you catch my distinction. :)
>
Hmmmm... I would ask for a demonstration...
> Hilary, Queen of Sin
> But I must remember not to wear them with my miniskirt again...
>
Homina,homina,homina,homina,homina,homina,homina,homina,homina...
I mean, uh... why is that?
as usual,
walter
So, do the garters go on before the undies, or after?
Walter J. Sorrell
In article <6bji6u$g...@dfw-ixnews3.ix.netcom.com>,
"Laurelyn Smith" <Laur...@i.n.com> writes:
> Hilary Doda wrote in message <34DD5B...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca>...
>>
>>> I've always wondered what women think of garters. I guess it
>>> depends on whether they wear them *just* to arouse a man (or woman),
>>> or they like how the stocking and garters look and feel.
>>
>> they're a *lot* more comfortable - you don't have to do the
>> stocking-two-step. (the ladies will understand what I mean). And I think
>> the eroticism of the stockings-garter has little to do with how they
>> actually look on any given real woman, and a lot to do with how they're
>> represented - so even looking somewhat nasty in them, you still look
>> *nasty* in them. If you catch my distinction. :)
>>
>> But I must remember not to wear them with my miniskirt again...
>
> a garter belt, but you don't want clasps hanging out. Or bare thigh.
> (Unless, of course, you do.)
I don't mind that look...
> The only thing that's uncomfortable
> sometimes is if you happen to be sitting on a very hard surface and you
> get that pressure point thing going.
>
That does not sound comfortable.
> Laurelyn, has had some very strange small bruises because of that
>
Ah, I have never thought about that. Thanks for expanding my
knowledge of lingerie and their effects.
as usual,
walter
Walter J. Sorrell
In article <19980208202...@ladder03.news.aol.com>,
nuvee...@aol.com (Nuveeeeena) writes:
> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> writes:
>
>>> I've always wondered what women think of garters. I guess it
>>> depends on whether they wear them *just* to arouse a man (or woman),
>>> or they like how the stocking and garters look and feel.
>
>
> They function to clarify your
> uh... leg-appeal (oh yeah, and to turn people on.)
>
Okay, thanks.
>> I've always
>> thought that they looked somewhat repulsive on me, but they're a *lot* more
>> comfortable - you don't have to do the stocking-two-step. (the ladies will
>> understand what I mean). And I think the eroticism of the stockings-garter
>> has little to do with how they actually look on any given real woman, and a
>> lot to do with how they're represented - so even looking somewhat nasty in
>> them, you still look *nasty* in them. If you catch my distinction. :)
>
> There is NO WAY you could look repulsive in garter stockingsl, girl.
>
I agree with Carol, Hilary.
> I l-o-v-e-s the LEGGS thigh-highs. All the impact of *you know* ... that
> THING that non-pantyhoses has got going on and none of the mechanical
> bother.
>
Mechanical bother? Is this another thing the men-folk won't
understand?
> And you can shimmy out of them in two shakes of a snakes tail.
>
Oh, I like that visual. >;)
> Carol Bourgeois
Walter J. Sorrell
In article <6bl6us$d...@dfw-ixnews12.ix.netcom.com>,
"Laurelyn Smith" <Laur...@i.n.com> writes:
> Nuveeeeena wrote:
>
>> Well, nobody truly likes the way stockings FEEL. They function to clarify
>> your uh... leg-appeal (oh yeah, and to turn people on.)
>
> enjoy that "breezy" feeling. I like a bit of circulation.
>
> <snip>
>
>> I l-o-v-e-s the LEGGS thigh-highs. All the impact of *you know* ... that
>> THING that non-pantyhoses has got going on and none of the mechanical
>> bother.
>
> See, I can't stand those. Either they feel as though they're about to
> fall down, or they cut off my circulation. And they leave a really bad
> mark on me.
>
You could get someone to kiss it and make it better. <eg>
>> And you can shimmy out of them in two shakes of a snakes tail.
>
> Ah, but you don't need to! Isn't that part of the fun?
>
You like to take your time?
> Laurelyn
>
as usual,
walter
Why do I feel I'm completely out of my depth now?
Roger M. Wilcox
On 8 Feb 98 20:56:48 -0600, wjs...@tntech.edu (Walter J. Sorrell) wrote:
>
>So, do the garters go on before the undies, or after?
Undies?
The Midnight Rambler
Russell Alderson wrote:
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child-king... long enough!
(10 pts.)
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Ask Harriet", Ms Phillipa Mueller wrote:
>Someone claiming to be bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) wrote:
>>Well, lessee - Mike's been Captain Janeway, Crow's been a Bellarian, Servo's
>>gotten dolled up as a candy-striper (not to mention the world's sexiest
>>toaster struedel)
>
>and a cheerleader
Yes! Full of MRxL or MrXL or Mxyzptlk or something.
>>Frank has appeared as Auntie McFrank - all we need is a
>>shot of Joel (maybe in a stunning little Armani number) and Trace
>>(Definitely an Isaaz Mizrahi) and RATMCd will be in business!
>
>Mary Jo dressed up as one of the Power Steves.
>
>Don't think we've seen Bridget in drag yet.
Mr.B Natural? Or is that too ambiguous to count?
Bill L.
"Oh, Mr Lady-Man! Oy!"
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
bi...@Traveller.COM http://www.hsv.tis.net/~bill
As long as you have your corpulent porpoises, life is worth living
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Chicago Hope", Roger M. Wilcox wrote:
>On Fri, 06 Feb 98 00:21:28 GMT, bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) wrote:
>>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>>
>>>> now.
>>>>
>>>Could you bring me back a doggy bag?
>>
>>If you like, I could get you the whole doggie. You like chihuahuas?
>
>I don't know why, but that reply struck my funny-bone right between
>the eyeballs. *snort*!
Tonight, on RESCUE NINE-ONE-ONE, a man is struck by a small dog, cuasing him
to confuse portisons of his anatomy. Plus! William! Shatner! Talks!
Dramatically!
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Rock! Et! Man!
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Chico & The Man", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>> Previously on "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>>>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>>>> always threatens to fire us. We're thinking of sending him 3 ghosts to
>>>>>> teach him a lesson.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Can I be the Ghost of Christmas Past Participle?
>>>>
>>>> Yes, but that would be "The Ghost of Celebrated Past Participle"
>>>>
>>>Who wants to make up the rest of the trio?
>>
>> Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?
>>
> Frye? Frye? Frye? Frye?....
Yes, please. And supersize it.
>>>>>> Thinking this group hug has gone on just about long enough
>>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah, it's time for the group nap.
>>>>
>>>> Not without milk & cookies, it ain't!
>>>>
>>>And later we can sing "Friar Jacque" until we pass out.
>>
>> In the elevator shaft with Captain Picard
>>
> It all comes back to Marissa.
One of life's great lessons, folks.
>> Yo Quiero Taco Bell
>>
> You want a franchise?
Thanks, I'll wait until after the Franchise Wars.
Bill L.
Demolition, Man!
Kenneth Kubik
Organization: Anime
Distribution:
Bill Livingston (bi...@Traveller.COM) wrote:
: >
: >and a cheerleader
: Yes! Full of MRxL or MrXL or Mxyzptlk or something.
Mxyzptlk????? Oh, curses. You've tricked me into saying my name. Curse you
Super friends. Kenneth is banished to the fourth Dimension, which isn't
Tech, so it's an improvement.)
: >Mary Jo dressed up as one of the Power Steves.
: >
: >Don't think we've seen Bridget in drag yet.
: Mr.B Natural? Or is that too ambiguous to count?
Mr. B, what would you know about dignity?
--
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_______________________________________________________________________________
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Walter J. Sorrell
In article <6bnfjb$b39$6...@hammer.msfc.nasa.gov>,
bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
> Previously on "Chico & The Man", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>> Previously on "Style with Elsa Klensh", Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>>> Previously on "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" Walter J. Sorrell wrote:
>>>>>> bi...@Traveller.COM (Bill Livingston) writes:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Well, we keep trying to put anothe lump of coal in the stove, but Jess
>>>>>>> always threatens to fire us. We're thinking of sending him 3 ghosts to
>>>>>>> teach him a lesson.
>>>>>> Can I be the Ghost of Christmas Past Participle?
>>>>> Yes, but that would be "The Ghost of Celebrated Past Participle"
>>>> Who wants to make up the rest of the trio?
>>> Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?
>> Frye? Frye? Frye? Frye?....
>
> Yes, please. And supersize it.
>
>>>>>>> Thinking this group hug has gone on just about long enough
>>>>>> Yeah, it's time for the group nap.
>>>>> Not without milk & cookies, it ain't!
>>>> And later we can sing "Friar Jacque" until we pass out.
>>> In the elevator shaft with Captain Picard
>> It all comes back to Marissa.
>
> One of life's great lessons, folks.
>
Be Afraid.
>>> Yo Quiero Taco Bell
>> You want a franchise?
>
> Thanks, I'll wait until after the Franchise Wars.
>
Some of you may not come back, but remember... always ask them if
they want a hot apple pie.
> Bill L.
> Demolition, Man!
>
Emulation, Man?
as usual,
walter
Walter J. Sorrell
In article <19980210023...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
nuvee...@aol.com (Nuveeeeena) writes:
> wjs...@tntech.edu (Walter J. Sorrell) writes:
>
>>as usual,
>> walter
>> So, do the garters go on before the undies, or after?
>
Thanks. I'm in your debt.
> ( the cool straps and lace would look funny _under_ those sheer panties,
> don'tcha know.)
>
Actually, I didn't. It makes sense, though. Are there any other
secrets of women's intimates that a man may not know?
> Carol Bourgeois
> Info Club #2724
>
as usual,
walter
What? This information may come in handy when I get a girlfriend.
Nuveeeeena
In article <4+0GtJ...@gemini.tntech.edu>, wjs...@tntech.edu (Walter J.
Sorrell) writes:
>as usual,
walter
So, do the garters go on before the undies, or after?
After and over.
( the cool straps and lace would look funny _under_ those sheer panties,
don'tcha know.)
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Bill Livingston wrote in message <6bnfou$b39$7...@hammer.msfc.nasa.gov>...
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>Bill L.
>Rock! Et! Man!
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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