Favorite MST lines, everyone?
sixs...@wolfenet.com
From recent syndicated episodes:
Space Travellers (when astronaut's wife says she's lost insurance
statement) Crow: "I'd find that and pay it if I were you."
Giant Gila Monster (when guy pulls out miniature banjo) Crow:
"You shoulda washed that in cold water."
Anyone else have a candidate? (Maybe we'll make this a contest.)
Martin Wagner
In Teenagers from Outer Space, after a cop says into his radio there are
"only a coupla skeletons" at the murder site: "And they ain't talkin'!"
(Crow)
In High School Big Shot, after the femme fatale characters says she has
other plans for that evening: "I'm sharpening my breasts." (Mike)
The whole running coffee gag in The Skydivers. "Where is it, your coffee?"
And of course... "I'M HUGE!" (which I want to put on a T-shirt someday).
Of course, I'm forgetting several hundred.
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sucked into the pod.
"What the hell?"
mar...@utkvx.utk.edu
>> Theres the ton of Minnesota-based jokes that I suppose dont play around
>> the US the same way someone familar with the references gets them. I.G.
>> Ex-Vikings in Mitchell, Solid Gold dance club(Changed name now), the
>> Reniessance Festival, Paul Bunyan,etc.
Sorry to bust your bubbles, but the rest of the Us has heard of Paul Bunyon,
and Ren Festivals are everywhere.
In keeping with the thread, one of my favorite lines come from
(I think) Godzilla vs. The Sea Monsta. When An alarm sounds on the dock
and a lot of Japanese flunkies are shown running down the docks, Crow
says:
"Shag on out there Beanie Boys and fix that woop-woop noise."
Or in Catalina Caper when the father says "Take an aspirin, son" and Crow says
(in a VERY good approximation of the father's voice) "Take the whole bottle".
--Dan
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StressBoy1
Crow (sarcastically): "Well, I guess you'ld rather have a little clown
juggle his way over to the file drawer, whistle a tune, and point to the
file."
Tom: "Well.... yes"
Pardon the paraphrase - I found this whole segment hilarious.
Kathy Sanderson
Giant Gila Monster: It's a speed bump with a tongue!
Any movie filmed in Chicago: They start humming the "Bob Newhart" theme
(the original Newhart)
One that should have been used in "Teenagers from Outer Space:" Oh, the
GUY gets to drive...he's a space alien, but he's a guy so he gets to
drive (we need female bots on the show!!! who watch the movies!!!)
From a Sandy Frank movie: Sandy Frank--what you get when you drop your
hot dog on the beach.
Someone on that show is from Chicago--lots of Chicago jokes. Trace
Beaulieu, maybe?
Sid Varma
: Someone on that show is from Chicago--lots of Chicago jokes. Trace
: Beaulieu, maybe?
Nah. But he drove through Chicago once.
Sid
Abraham E. Binder
Canadian literary reference, everyone) -- is bobbing down the river on
his, well, log. He runs into the muscular babe, pulls up (hard to do on
a tree trunk), and Crow says:
"My other log's a a Redwood."
Hilarity ensues.
Abraham E. Binder, M.A.
Freelance Writer
Terry L. Hartup
(Jack Palance) dramatically pauses after the Outlaw refuses freedom. Jack
starts to turn towards another guard and Servo (?) says as Jack P., "I
brought the wrong bowl".
Guess you just have to watch it....hmmm
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Steven Kent Munger
In article <4a0908$n...@acasun.eckerd.edu>, hart...@acasun.eckerd.edu
(Terry L. Hartup) writes:
>Well, I just saw "Outlaw" (519), and my new favorite line is when Xenos
>(Jack Palance) dramatically pauses after the Outlaw refuses freedom. Jack
>starts to turn towards another guard and Servo (?) says as Jack P., "I
>brought the wrong bowl".
>
>Guess you just have to watch it....hmmm
>
>
I don't remember which one it was (Tom ar Crow), but somebody proposes a
drinking game for this film, where you drink every time somebody says
"Cabot". Now, admittedly, you'd be wasted before the first 15 minutes
were up, but I think that if you wanted to add drinking every time
Palance actually had a _line_, you'd really have something. I'm not too
sure what that something would be, but you'd have it.
Steven 'alcohol poisoning, maybe?' Munger
-Cabot! Cabot's back!
Of course, minus his big bird
Not enough budget.
Kathy Sanderson
(sorry, I'm not obsessive enough to remember the epidsode number).
A train is hurtling toward the camera. Crow says, "...uh, Camera Three
get off the track...Camera Three, CAMERA THREE, OH NOOO!!!" As the
train gets closer and closer. Cracks me up every time.
Jeff Coyle
But THE BEst quote <to me> is In Santa Claus Vs the Martians when
Crow says " I Want to decide who lives or Dies "
Hehe Something about that Makes me laugh out loud every time...Jeffc
Kathleen Tibbetts
>I like _The Day the Earth Froze_, where Lehotin (the boy wonder --
>Canadian literary reference, everyone) -- is bobbing down the river on
>his, well, log. He runs into the muscular babe, pulls up (hard to do on
>a tree trunk), and Crow says: "My other log's a a Redwood."
More favorites from one of my favorite episodes:
"D'ya like my log? I got it for graduation."
[trafficopter style] "We have a backup on I-70...looks like there's a
flaming moose in the middle of the freeway...."
"Rocky, help me, I seem to be on fire!"
"Hey, there's something coming in on the UrineScope!"
"Boy, does *he* have an exaggerated sense of himself!"
"I think she's draggin' a muffler."
"Jeez, this is *so* much more fun than the *kegger* woulda been...."
"Are you with the bride, or the failure?"
"...and stay outta my sister."
-- KT
("oh, he failed to bring back the sampo! [failure!]
and we shall die of starvation! [sampo!]")
Craig Wood
: My all-time favorite line is from (I think) "I Accuse My Parents"
: A train is hurtling toward the camera. Crow says, "...uh, Camera Three
: get off the track...Camera Three, CAMERA THREE, OH NOOO!!!" As the
: train gets closer and closer. Cracks me up every time.
It's a toss up for me...
Strangely, both lines were from Christmas episodes...
#1 is Crow saying: "I want to decide who lives and who dies"
and #2 is the scene in Santa Claus where the mechanical reindeer start laughing,
the bots titter nervously then start screaming their heads off!!!
Some other favorite lines:
"Perkins! Get your leathery ass off my floor"
"Hey, you know this pizza is two hours late, but it's still pretty warm..."
"and remember, it [radiation] can only hurt you if you touch it."
"Johnny is a shapeshifter. He transmographies (sp?) and breaks the 13th seal."
The others are too numerous to list...
-so what do you think, Sirs?
Troy 'trenchcoat' Wood
Ruth McIlhenny
Bridges and crew when some character made a sexist remark to the woman
scientist on board and Joel replied "Well thank you Mr White Male
Supremacy."
Toodles!
Ruth ru...@capecod.net
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Z -Master
named Ken. And they started referring to them as Ken 1, Ken 2, etc.
From _Santa Claus_:
{insert reindeer's diabolical laughter spiel}
From _Gamera vs. Zigra_:
Colonel: Please answer!
J&TB: I'm trying!
Col.: Please answer!
J&TB: I'm trying!
Col.: Please answer!
J&TB: I'm trying!
Col.: Please answer!
J&TB: I'm trying!
Col.: Please answer!
Alan Brandt
From the invention exchange from "Robot vs the Aztec Mummy":
Joel demonstrates his "motorcycle helmet air-bag", and Dr. Forrester
replies, "Oh great, get Ralph Nader on the phone....and then call Gary
Busey."
His delivery and the quizzical look on his face are priceless!
Yours in madness,
Alan
Christopher Roberson
in about half a second, so you have to listen closely.
It's in *San Francisco International*. Pernell Roberts is coaching the
annoying child of the messy divorce in how to land his plane.
[Pernell: Davey, do you see the throttle?
[Davey: Yes, sir.
[Pernell: I want you to pull it halfway out.]
Mike: No, Davey, the throttle.
I just heard this line for the first time tonight, while listening on
headphones. I nearly choked on my Mentos.
--
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The tiger preys not on the tiger brood;
Man only is the common foe of man.
Mike Czaplinski
Mine is quite probably:
Oh I hate to shoot a butt like THAT!
Mike "From COMMANDO CODY" Czaplinski
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Myaklin
1) From 12 to the Moon
<dawg barking at moon rock suffering from spontaneous combustion>
<studly American Captain hussle down the stairs to investigate>
Crow(?): *That's* their early warning system, a cocker spaniel?
2) From Pod People
<Trumpy checking out all the animals in annoying kid's room>
<looking at little kittie>
Joel as Trumpy: "New poe-tay-toes...."
3)From return of the Halo Clowns:
Mike: "You should get down on your orange and yellow knees and kiss my
clown feet that I have not killed you yet."
- Miiiiiiiike
(Thats 1 i)
Rick Hodge
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Also, I can't remember which movie this is from, but it's from the short
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MIKE: "Oh you never would believe where those Keebler cookies come from!"
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As Gamera's spaceship is being shot into space:
Crow: Hey, Joel, remind you of anything?
Tom & Crow: In the not too distant future...
Joel: I'm going to sue you for using that song.
-- Marcia
James A. Wolf
biggest laugh from me was from The Magic Sword.
2 headed monster: Yes, Sybil
A bot: THAT'S calling the kettle black!
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"The jawbone of an ass is just as dangerous a weapon today as in
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Alan Ziegler
My Favorite MST3K line appeared in Manos: Hands of Fate.
One of Manos's wives is approaching Michael, the father figure, who is
tied up to a pole unconscious in the desert. When Crow mentions, "Oh no I
hope she doesn't pull a Jenny Fields!"
A quite sickening reference to John Irving's novel The World According to
Garp. In which Jenny Fields has sex with an injured soldier who you could
safely said was brain dead. You really should read the book, if you haven't
already.
Anyway, there's my opinion.
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Alan Ziegler
One of Manos's wives is approaching Michael, the father figure, who is
tied up to a pole unconscious in the desert. When Crow mentions, "Owe no I
Gary Himes
"Prepare to meet Kali!" from THE PAINTED HILLS (Lassie flick)
"Does this mean Hell got an NEA grant?!" from SANTA CLAUS
Fairall Dennis
(Forgive me if these aren't the greatest ones that you guys have seen but
I've only been watching the show, in syndication, since October)
When introducing Pod People, Dr. Clayton Forrester tells them
"Your experiment today is Pod People. It has nothing to do with pods,
nothing to do with people and everything to do with hurting!"
In The Amazing Colassal Man scene where he is in the hospital bed wrapped
in bandages and is just beginning to grow. A nurse peeks under the
blankets at about thigh length and screams. One of the 'bots says
"Well something's bigger than we thought."
In the Santa Claus Conquers the Martians scene where the two children
are stranded at the North Pole, the little girl says "I'm cold.."
Crow then adds "...and unfeeling."
Science: the study of what the instrument did.
Here's my current favorite line:
"Y'know, aside from the fact that I'll never again experience joy in
my life, I don't think 'Red Zone Cuba' had any kinda negative effect on me."
-- Crow, "Red Zone Cuba" [#619]
Ray McKinney
some random bad-guy warrior and Crow says "Wicker armor courtesy
Pier One Imports. Mainly decorative, not too functional."
Ray
Finger for PGP public key.
Todd Johnson
In "Manos", during some interminably awful scene near the end:
Tom Servo: (in a calm, quiet voice) "Joel, this movie has certain flaws."
Todd Johnson
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dan...@airmail.net
>-- Marcia
My favorite have got to be:
'That was one unstable octopus...' Tom Servo in 'Bride of the
Monster'
'Top of the world, Pokey!' Crow in an episode I can't recall the
title of (I know, I know -- I ended that with a preposition)
TV'S JOSH
I looked up anticlimax in the dictionary, and it said 'see aztec mummy!'
Joel, how come they kill all these people but the credits don't get any
shorter?
Just a few of my favorites.
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Christopher A. Seale
never had a poodle" and subsequent poodle lines. Oh, the pain.
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(because sometimes, a 4-line .sig just can't encompass all I have to say.)
Bob Patrick
Crow: "I'm the impish officer of death"
Someone: "Trains are blameless, holy creatures." [i think from that one]
From "Monster a Go Go":
Tom: [paraphrasing of course]
"Any minute now, unspeakable horror"
"I'm sorry, the horror must be in a later scene."
"Your announcer is vinidcated. There is the horror."
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Kenneth G. Kollmer
course) Manos. The dad is interrogating Debby about somethingerother
(like where she found that big dog or something), and she goes "In a big
place," to which the father asks, "In a big place? Where?" and Crow
chimes in, "The Northwest Territories." Classic.
Ken at the Northwest Territories
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Whippingboy
"Soundtrack by Kraftwerk..."
(ok maybe it was only good to Kraftwerk fans)
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Fairall Dennis (fai...@server.uwindsor.ca) wrote:
: In the Santa Claus Conquers the Martians scene where the two children
: are stranded at the North Pole, the little girl says "I'm cold.."
: Crow then adds "...and unfeeling."
Oh, this was a great one! Don't forget the girl repeatedly asking her
brother listening to the radio, "What's Vietnam?"
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"Joel, is this movie over now?"
"I think so."
"Hey Joel, ever had deja vu?"
"Huh? What?"
Jay Middleton
Incidentally, also my favorite episode.
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Fairall Dennis
'bots keep saying rhymes everytime someone says the name Lacopolis.
^^^^^^^^^
eg. Crow: I'll thrash him from top to bottomus.
Tom : I'll close off his esophagus.
Crow: I heard about him on Ted Koppelus.
Also, I don't know if this counts as a line, but I also liked Joels
Richard Keil voice from Human Duplicators.
Kenneth G. Kollmer
: I just thought of another great one from Catalina Caper. Its when the
Especially when he says things like "Damn, homework" and even "Okay."
Just makes it all the more painful when I realize that I LOST THAT TAPE!
(Bitter? Oh, a tad.)
Ken at NYU
Myaklin
Kollmer) writes:
>My favorite MST3K line (that I can recall right now, anyway) is from (of
>course) Manos. The dad is interrogating Debby about somethingerother
>(like where she found that big dog or something), and she goes "In a big
My *NEW* favorite one is from "High School Bigshot" When the land lady
comes to collect the rent, and Big Lips' dad is swinging from the
chandelier, Crow exclaims:
"MY GOD! he's a puppeteer!"
- Miiiiike
(That's 1 "i")
Darrin Cardani
> ==========Whippingboy, 1/4/96==========
>
>
> "Soundtrack by Kraftwerk..."
>
> (ok maybe it was only good to Kraftwerk fans)
>
> --Xavier
Boing. Boom Chalk!
Boing. Ping. Boom Chalk!
I am the operator with my pocket calculator.
Stop me before my head explodes!
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(I actually owned The Man Machine on vinyl at one point!)
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Matt Towler
Whippingboy <bk...@mail1.sas.upenn.edu> wrote:
>
>"Soundtrack by Kraftwerk..."
>
>(ok maybe it was only good to Kraftwerk fans)
"Soundtrack available on RSO Records. Or, hit the demo button
on any Casio Keyboard."
Lost Boy
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: > (ok maybe it was only good to Kraftwerk fans)
I would like to know if there are any e-music fans on the MST3K cast, or
are the several Kraftwerk, Tangerine Dream, etc. references just
coincidence. The Music from the Hearts of Space dialog in Pod People,
for example, was just a bit too perfect for a casual knowledge of
electronic music IMHO. (:
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>
> : > "Soundtrack by Kraftwerk..."
> : > (ok maybe it was only good to Kraftwerk fans)
>
> I would like to know if there are any e-music fans on the MST3K cast, or
> are the several Kraftwerk, Tangerine Dream, etc. references just
> coincidence. The Music from the Hearts of Space dialog in Pod People,
> for example, was just a bit too perfect for a casual knowledge of
> electronic music IMHO. (:
My guess would be Msr. Murphy is as enamoured of electronic music
as hs is with jazz & blues...
Mike "OK, now hold that chord for 2 hours and we've got a gold record"
Czaplinski
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Jeffrey K. Stier
: : In the Santa Claus Conquers the Martians scene where the two children
: : are stranded at the North Pole, the little girl says "I'm cold.."
: : Crow then adds "...and unfeeling."
: Oh, this was a great one! Don't forget the girl repeatedly asking her
: brother listening to the radio, "What's Vietnam?"
But one I thought was better was a little later:
Santa: It was a cold Christmas eve... (or something like that)
Tom (I think): It was '69. I was stationed in Dom Pen. Charlie had us
pinned down. The only thing that kept me going was the
Loasian(sp?) Gold we bought in Saigon.
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Another good one from "High School Bigshot" is when Big Lips (Jack
Noseworthy?) tells his driver to "kill the headlight." Crow promptly says
"They don't need them now that it's the *middle of the afternoon*!"
But my absolute favorite is from Zombie Nightmare, when Mike points
during the first "zombie chase" and says "Better not use *the exit*!"
Bobby C.
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> Another good one from "High School Bigshot" is when Big Lips (Jack
> Noseworthy?) tells his driver to "kill the headlight." Crow promptly says
> "They don't need them now that it's the *middle of the afternoon*!"
> But my absolute favorite is from Zombie Nightmare, when Mike points
> during the first "zombie chase" and says "Better not use *the exit*!"
Along the same lines, in TGGM:
Joel: Escape....escape....if only....door....need to escape...door....
door....door...oh, the door!
Jay Middleton
Bob Church
rcoa...@forest.drew.edu writes:
>
> Another good one from "High School Bigshot" is when Big Lips (Jack
> Noseworthy?) tells his driver to "kill the headlight." Crow promptly says
One of the hitmen in 'Codename Diamondhead' looked like an older, if
not wiser, Big Lips. Could it be?
Bob Church
Jeffrey K. Stier
: >Tom (I think): It was '69. I was stationed in Dom Pen. Charlie had us
: > Loasian(sp?) Gold we bought in Saigon.
: Dom Pen?????????????? Try Phnom Penh
: Loasian??????????? Loatian
OK, OK! I can't spell. the point still remains that it was a good line.
Wrong Hand
"Oh I love the Paul Anka mass." -- Girls Town
"This is what Southern Baptists think Catholic mass is like." -- Samson
vs. the Vampire Women.
Guy in bar: "Where are you from."
Girl in bar: "Iowa."
Crow: "Oh, so you're stupid."
Barb (Catholic Iowan & MSTie #51183)
"Where do I sign for my big ol' refund?"
---- Michael J. Nelson
Myaklin
writes:
>Tom (I think): It was '69. I was stationed in Dom Pen. Charlie had us
> pinned down. The only thing that kept me going was the
> Loasian(sp?) Gold we bought in Saigon.
>--
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaargh!!!!!
Dom Pen?????????????? Try Phnom Penh
Loasian??????????? Loatian
...Kurtz was close......I could almost smell him....
Whippingboy
: Boing. Boom Chalk!
: Boing. Ping. Boom Chalk!
: I am the operator with my pocket calculator.
: Stop me before my head explodes!
: Darrin
: (I actually owned The Man Machine on vinyl at one point!)
This is cause for shame?!! I have the Cleoptra boxed set with the Man
Machine, Trans-Europe Express and Radioactivity, for gosh sakes (along
with pretty much the rest off the discography).
Yes, sir...after hearing Kraftwerk for the first time in eight grade
(what was that, seven years ago?) I was hooked. So creepy, yet cool and
funny (those lyrics! where did they come from??)
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Missile Attack USA: The Russian's initiate their intercontinental missile
lauch, which looks like a tape machine and keeps beeping over and over
again. Joel says, "I never knew the end of the world could be so
annoying"
Gameron V. Guiron: Gamera is returning the two boys as a crowd watches.
The little girl whispers something to the cop ("Corn-Job", as the bots
call him). Servo, in girl's voice: "They will all die by Gamera's fiery
hand."
Also From GVG: the little girl's mother scolds her for talking about
flying saucers. The camera does a close up on the girls disappointed
(Japanese) face. Joel says in the girl's voice: "Just for that, I'm going
to grow up to break up the Beatles"
Finally, Manos: Togo makes an inept pass at the women, who slaps him.
Crow says in Togo's halting voice: "You led me on, you sent me mixed
signals"
Chris in Palm Springs
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You've got company!
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Alkahuna
"Hey, little girl: want a salted nut roll?"
My girlfriend gasped & I was surprised as I thought this a little risque,
because of a part of their audience they may have, judging by all the kids
drawings and letters Joel reads and shows now and then...
>
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Soundwave [Chad Gould]
: > | | Congratulations to / | Jeff Gordon, Jacques Villenueve &
: > | | /--------/ | Michael Schumacher
: Chad? Oh, Cha-ad!
: You've got company!
(:... It shouldn't just be me, though. Racing is a subject which I think
everyone can relate to... especially with names like Lake Speed and Dick
Trickle.
-sw- [And Jim Nabors STILL does the best rendition of "Back Home Again
in Indiana"...]
Roger M. Wilcox
Our hero, the Rebel Without a Cave, comes out of his cave to be
with his sweetheart. He is carrying some kindling under his arm. He
walks over next to his girlfriend and drops the kindling bundle down in
front of her. As he does so, Crow pipes in with: "I brought dinner,
honey. Hope you like sticks!"
Daniel Saunders
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And still mysteries abound...
Chris Mattern
: Our hero, the Rebel Without a Cave, comes out of his cave to be
: with his sweetheart. He is carrying some kindling under his arm. He
: walks over next to his girlfriend and drops the kindling bundle down in
: front of her. As he does so, Crow pipes in with: "I brought dinner,
: honey. Hope you like sticks!"
Just remembered my favorite line, from the same movie. Agent Double-Oh
Cave is running somewhere and (I think) Tom starts singing "Bob, Bob,
Bob of the Jungle, watch out for that tree..." And, sure enough, Bob
runs right into a tree.
Second favorite line from the same movie, later on, as Secret Agent
Caveman is explaning everything, Crow observes, "Let's see here,
he runs headlong into a tree and gets *smarter*...?"
Chris Mattern
Kimberly Dull
: Another good one from "High School Bigshot" is when Big Lips (Jack
: Noseworthy?) tells his driver to "kill the headlight." Crow promptly says
: "They don't need them now that it's the *middle of the afternoon*!"
: But my absolute favorite is from Zombie Nightmare, when Mike points
: during the first "zombie chase" and says "Better not use *the exit*!"
: Bobby C.
A favorite of mine was in "Hercules" - when the soldiers come to take
Herc away on a stretcher, Crow (I think) says "Did anyone call I X I I?"
I also loved *a lot* of the lines in "Time of the Apes," including "It's
*cardboard*" and the "Staying erect" song (sung to "Staying Alive")
Then there's the whole refueling scene in "The Starfighters" - "Whiskey
jet" was my favorite
Chris Mattern
: Got another fave, from "Hercules Unchained"...
: "Oh, she's using the Mel Bay method!" (as she is playing her lute and
: singing)
: or
: "It's like Poppin' Fresh Dough in there."
: --Xavier
And of course, from the Hercules & Atlantis flick, at the end
of the movie, Herc swims out to the ship from the wreck of
Atlantis, heaves himself up onto the ship, and, as Tom
announces, "And he's *not wet*, ladies and gentlemen! He's
perfectly dry!"
Chris Mattern
Bill Silvey
(crow): "I'm huge."
And who can forget Godzilla Vs. The Sea Monster?
(Evil Leader, to patch-eyed crony): "I think you must be having trouble
seeing!"
(Tom): "I don't find that very funny, sir!"
(Afore mentioned patch-eyed crony): "Kill them!"
(off-angle shooting "behind the head" of patch eyed crony)
(Tom):"Aah! Not me you idiot! You shot my other eye out!"
(Patch-eye watches Sea Monster eat a couple of natives)
(Joel): "Did you just see half a lobster kill a guy?"
BTW, can someone post the "subtitles" for the Jet Jagar theme song?
Thanks.
Mike Czaplinski
>
> Got another fave, from "Hercules Unchained"...
>
> "Oh, she's using the Mel Bay method!" (as she is playing her lute and
> singing)
>
> or
>
> "It's like Poppin' Fresh Dough in there."
>
I must admit: I like the running jokes about 'The Temple of Uranus'
from (I think) "Hercules and the Captive Women"
Mike "Today is dedicated to Uranus! -Why Thank you..." Czaplinski
mike.cz...@washingtondc.attgis.com
Whippingboy
"Oh, she's using the Mel Bay method!" (as she is playing her lute and
singing)
or
"It's like Poppin' Fresh Dough in there."
--Xavier
CHRISTOPHE J. MEHRING
"I Want to Know What Love Is" by Foreigner. What happens?
Frank: People vomit?
Also....
"Luckily, I took a class in observatory maintenance."
Chris Mehring <cmeh...@student.uwsuper.edu>
Russ Newhouse
Tom singing to the be-bop style theme music: "Chip is dead. He's dead. He's dead."
and from Crow: "So is everybody in Girls Town on the same cycle?"
That one had my wife rolling...
-RussN
See ya at the ConventoCon!
Roger M. Wilcox
Soundwave [Chad Gould] <cgo...@gate.net> wrote:
>Roger M. Wilcox (rog...@tera.eng.sc.rolm.com) wrote:
>: > | | /--------/ | Michael Schumacher
>: Chad? Oh, Cha-ad!
>: You've got company!
>
>(:... It shouldn't just be me, though. Racing is a subject which I think
>everyone can relate to... especially with names like Lake Speed and Dick
>Trickle.
The only form of racing that ever grabbed me and nailed me down in front
of the TV set was _Speed Racer_. Sure, the cast didn't have "Dick
Trickle" in it, but it did have Trixi, Spritle and Chim-Chim, Speed's
father Pops Racer ("Pops" was apparently not his nickname, he was supposed
to have actually been born with it), Racer X's true identity of Rex
Racer, and of course Speed's handy-dandy mechanic Sparky. On one
episode, Speed even met up with a reckless driver named Hap Hazard.
I always wanted to see if I could handle the GRX....
Andrew C. Murdoch
My favourite comes from "Cave Dwellers"...there's one scene where the
female lead is injured and our big friend with the tooooo sweet pecs is
operating on her. Meanwhile, his chinese friend,for reasons unknown,keeps
pressing these large leaves to her face. This was when Crow pipes up with
(in a bad oriental accent) "Got the crazy idea,boss. Let's make a giant
cigar out of her!"
Not to mention all the nipple jokes later on in the same film. "Tits all
over...I,mean...it's all over Atorr,even though we were breast,er, BEST
friends once. Can I cup one of your pecs?"
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"Love is that condition in which the happiness of another
person is essential to your own."
Robert A. Heinlein
Jamie Plummer
Hmm...
"This is what Southern Baptists think Mass is like" Samson vs.
Vampire Women.
Tom's "five-year plan" monologue in Manos.
"Thank you, Barthelomew Cubbins!" SF Intl.
"That was one weird-ass movie, Joel!" Tom at the end of Girl in
Lover's Lane.
The whole sequence in "Racket Girls" about how ugly the women
wrestlers are: "It must have been really easy to be turned on
back then""If I were a gay guy who liked truckers, I might find
these women attractive."
"Bite me!"
"Life is like a crap sandwich. The more bread you have, the
less crap you've got to taste!" Oscar special
"You never had a poodle"
How the hell can anyone have _a_ favorite line?
"Rex dart, eskimo spy!"
Jamie
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JOEL: "Another Buddhist protesting the helmet law"
(from #501 Warriow of the Lost World)
K!z!K
old...@crossroads.of.life.com
My fav. has got to be one of:
"He's dead..."
(Tom) "And his last words were Hassah!"
--The Pod People
(Santa) "Welll from the bottom of my heart"
((???) "I say bite me."
- Santa conqueres the Martians
"Droppo you have got to be the laziest man on Mars, how come you are
sleeping durring working hours?"
(Joel) "Cuz I'm the laziest man on Mars."
- Santa conqueres the Martians
(Santa)"There's dancer and Prancer and Vixen and Blitzen and Nixen,
well I get the names comfused sometimes but the kids know them"
(Crow) "Yeah that's cuz they're sober!"
- Santa conqueres the Martians
When Voldar [sp] shoots the rather questionable elves with the Wammo
Air-Blaster.
(Joel) "He stopped them short."
- Santa conqueres the Martians
(Tom) " Well uh, guys did we just do an after school special here?"
(Crow)" Well I don't think so, I haven't seen Scott Bayo [sp] on the
premisies."
Tom" Wicker armor courtesy Pier 1. Its not very effective, its just
for show"
-Cave dwellers
va...@nando.net
Torture!
You said bowling ball earlier.
How about two midgets?
Take a look at *these* hands!
A planet where apes evolved from men? I don't remember that.
Oh no! It can read too!
Does it have a continental breakfast? No they lost the continental
breakfast.
This scene is bad, even for this movie.
I don't have the five bucks I owe you, man.
Eric Wilson
One of my favorites, in the intro of Bride of the
Monster, is when Dr. F mentions that today's movie comes
from a well-known crossdressing director. Frank: Penny
Marshall?
Eric W. (who can't come up with the exact quote, but I'm
one of them there bohemians, so there...)
to...@fred.net
: : The only form of racing that ever grabbed me and nailed me down in front
: : of the TV set was _Speed Racer_. Sure, the cast didn't have "Dick
: : Trickle" in it, but it did have Trixi, Spritle and Chim-Chim, Speed's
: : father Pops Racer ("Pops" was apparently not his nickname, he was supposed
: : to have actually been born with it), Racer X's true identity of Rex
: : Racer, and of course Speed's handy-dandy mechanic Sparky. On one
: : episode, Speed even met up with a reckless driver named Hap Hazard.
: Hey, you can't forget Inspector Detector! Or Ace Ducey!
How 'bout Team Acrobat or the Mammouth Car?
"Go Speed Racer Go Speed Racer..."
Crow: Joel, does this mean that the Mach 5 has a porta-potty?
Joel: That's what the "P" button on the steering column means.
TomR, etc.
To...@Fred.Net
John Crowe
>My fav. has got to be one of:
>(Santa) "Welll from the bottom of my heart"
>((???) "I say bite me."
> - Santa conqueres the Martians
>"Droppo you have got to be the laziest man on Mars, how come you are
>sleeping durring working hours?"
>(Joel) "Cuz I'm the laziest man on Mars."
> - Santa conqueres the Martians
>(Santa)"There's dancer and Prancer and Vixen and Blitzen and Nixen,
>well I get the names comfused sometimes but the kids know them"
>(Crow) "Yeah that's cuz they're sober!"
> - Santa conqueres the Martians
>When Voldar [sp] shoots the rather questionable elves with the Wammo
>Air-Blaster.
>(Joel) "He stopped them short."
> - Santa conqueres the Martians
what about
"Santa's gonna cut you, man... Santa's a blade man, man!"
...and when the Martians announce they're going to Earth..
CROW:"Pack your other moustache!"
,,,and when the little brats run over the Martian leader's lines...
JOEL:"Don't ever step on my lines!"
what a great episode!
LOKICSM
in Bela Lugosi's lab. Bela brings her a tray with food. Crow says (with
a Hungarian accent): "Your free continental breakfast"
John Crowe
>BTW, can someone post the "subtitles" for the Jet Jagar theme song?
>Thanks.
He jock it made of steel
Eats sushi from a pail
He dickey covers up an Adams apple the size of a Toyota
Jet Jaguar? Jet Jaguar!
He mother never really love him
He crimefighting covers up a basic insecurity
He's basically good hearted but he'd like to smash that kid against a
rock
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Who's there?
He head look like Jack Nicholson
Don't smile like that it will stay that way
Yammahhouuagghhoouuuaagghhh!!
Don't check my bags, if you please Mr. Customs man
I think this is pretty close, I have the lines written down at home.
This is the song that hooked me on MST3K, since I had only seen it off
and on for years before that.
I think "Hercules Unchained" has a big collection of the best lines...
"Thank you, Feces"
and when the girl is singing <cut to shot of Hercules in the wagon>
TOM:"Hey, the Herc's tryin' to sleep back here!"
<cut to shot of Odysseus>
CROW?:"I think I'll fall on my spear!"
when all the girls are running down the steps
CROW:"When Kennedys ruled Greece!"
and when the evil ruler is looking at his sword as he talks...
CROW:"What, are his lines written on that thing?"
and many more....
Kenneth G. Kollmer
: Gameron V. Guiron: Gamera is returning the two boys as a crowd watches.
: call him). Servo, in girl's voice: "They will all die by Gamera's fiery
: hand."
: Also From GVG: the little girl's mother scolds her for talking about
: flying saucers. The camera does a close up on the girls disappointed
: (Japanese) face. Joel says in the girl's voice: "Just for that, I'm going
: to grow up to break up the Beatles"
This is fraught with great lines:
"I wish to be the first to be crushed!" (Little girl runs out to meet
her brother & friend(?) as spaceship lands.)
That girl looks like she's 50!
She's sounds like she's from Nebraska.
And it goes on....
Ken at NYU
Kenneth G. Kollmer
: And who can forget Godzilla Vs. The Sea Monster?
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see the food, and I rip it out of your arm
socket!"
Ken at NYU
retsin
-
"The pleasure mouth"
A lot of generalized European mumbles said as
a board room full of white guys empties out
("Ulm..."); and just after that, "They've really
captured the grandeur of white guys moving in herds."
"Have you seen my pants?"
"I can feel it here. Thanks Square Master!"
"In that case, we'd already be seated."
"Double Cranch? What's that about?"
"Here comes the death train!"
"They're his disciples!"
"Dont go in there." (said by a character in the movie!) (Tom laughs)
-
retsin
Kenneth G. Kollmer
: old...@crossroads.of.life.com wrote:
: >My fav. has got to be one of:
: >(Santa) "Welll from the bottom of my heart"
: >((???) "I say bite me."
: > - Santa conqueres the Martians
: >"Droppo you have got to be the laziest man on Mars, how come you are
: >sleeping durring working hours?"
: >(Joel) "Cuz I'm the laziest man on Mars."
: > - Santa conqueres the Martians
: >(Santa)"There's dancer and Prancer and Vixen and Blitzen and Nixen,
: >well I get the names comfused sometimes but the kids know them"
: >(Crow) "Yeah that's cuz they're sober!"
: > - Santa conqueres the Martians
: >When Voldar [sp] shoots the rather questionable elves with the Wammo
: >Air-Blaster.
: >(Joel) "He stopped them short."
: > - Santa conqueres the Martians
: what about
: "Santa's gonna cut you, man... Santa's a blade man, man!"
: ,,,and when the little brats run over the Martian leader's lines...
: JOEL:"Don't ever step on my lines!"
: what a great episode!
Santa Claus: Killed in Vietnam
You spell it SANTA Claus, but you say it SANTY Claus.
Ken at NYU
Shelley Suzanne Guzman
From the incomparable _Manos_:
Little girl turns the poodle upside down-
Crow: "The doggie's sharp again, Mommy. Look, see?"
I show MST episodes to college freshmen to illustrate the concepts of
framing narrative and inter-textuality, and I chose _Manos_ last semester.
Not very many of them understood that line (thankfully). :)
Christopher A. King
A couple that had me rolling:
In "Eegah!", in the scene by the swimming pool, when the young woman is talking
on the phone, then puts her hand over the receiver and turns to her boyfriend
to ask, "Do you know where Deep Canyon is?"... at which point Joel has to re-
strain his two friends from responding...
In "The Creeping Terror", where the scene switches back and forth between the
young people at the dance, and the creature crawling through the woods, then
the dance, then the creature, ad infinitum, until someone breaks the monotony
with "I should have parked closer to the dance hall!"...
C.K.
Mike Barklage
Um... I don't understand that line either. Care to explain it to a poor,
moronic undergraduate?
Mike Barklage... trying to graduate in 4 years... really, I am...
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"But... I'm a bunny. Hop. Hop." -- Mike Nelson
Jeffrey K. Stier
Tom: "They'll die in the vacuum,"
"They'll burn on re-entry."
: Santa Claus: Killed in Vietnam
: You spell it SANTA Claus, but you say it SANTY Claus.
Santa: "When you find Droppo, you will find my suit. (chuckling)"
Tom: "Plug him between the eyes for me."
While Santa and kids are trapped in an air lock,
Tom (I think): Kids, have you ever heard a grown man scream, because
you are about to see Santa wimper like a whipped pup."
And a whole lot ofother good lines.
So far, with what little I have seen (relatively) "Santa Claus Conquers
the Martians" is my favorite.
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Distribution:
Mike Barklage (bark...@ucsu.Colorado.EDU) wrote:
: Shelley Suzanne Guzman <ssg...@jove.acs.unt.edu> writes:
: >Little girl turns the poodle upside down-
: > Crow: "The doggie's sharp again, Mommy. Look, see?"
: >I show MST episodes to college freshmen to illustrate the concepts of
: >framing narrative and inter-textuality, and I chose _Manos_ last semester.
: >Not very many of them understood that line (thankfully). :)
: Um... I don't understand that line either. Care to explain it to a poor,
: moronic undergraduate?
Well, you see, with the thing and the.... heh... heh...
Oh, someone insert a .WAV of Peter Graves (the living one) from
"Airplane" here.
: Mike Barklage... trying to graduate in 4 years... really, I am...
: bark...@ucsu.Colorado.edu ------ Chir...@aol.com ------ MSTie #19634
: For Ed Wood and MiSTing stuff, http://rtt.colorado.edu/~barklage/EdWood.html
: "But... I'm a bunny. Hop. Hop." -- Mike Nelson
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The other day upon the stair/I met a man who wasn't there/
He wasn't there again today/I think he's with the C.I.A.
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Darrin Cardani
> ==========Mike Barklage, 1/25/96==========
>
> Shelley Suzanne Guzman <ssg...@jove.acs.unt.edu> writes:
>
> >Little girl turns the poodle upside down-
> > Crow: "The doggie's sharp again, Mommy. Look, see?"
> >I show MST episodes to college freshmen to illustrate the concepts of
> >framing narrative and inter-textuality, and I chose _Manos_
> last semester.
> >Not very many of them understood that line (thankfully). :)
>
> Um... I don't understand that line either. Care to explain it
to a poor,
> moronic undergraduate?
OK. Did you ever have a sister and a dog? Or a friend with a
sister and a dog? Did the sister ever discover that the dog had
some different parts on it than she had? Nevermind, I can't go
any farther with this description. Needless to say, I've seen it
happen...
Darrin
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Mike Czaplinski
>Shelley Suzanne Guzman <ssg...@jove.acs.unt.edu> writes:
>
>>Little girl turns the poodle upside down-
>> Crow: "The doggie's sharp again, Mommy. Look, see?"
>>I show MST episodes to college freshmen to illustrate the concepts of
>>framing narrative and inter-textuality, and I chose _Manos_ last semester.
>>Not very many of them understood that line (thankfully). :)
>
>Um... I don't understand that line either. Care to explain it to a poor,
>moronic undergraduate?
<*BeavisAndButtheadMode ON*>
Huh huh huh....he like....has a Woodrow....
<*BeavisAndButtheadMode OFF*>
Mike "Boy, that hurt..." Czaplinski
mike.cz...@washingtondc.attgis.com
Shelley Suzanne Guzman
Actually, this is a much more articulate (not to mention concise)
explanation than I could've devised. Thanks, Mike!
To Mike B.--Don't knock the state of "undergraduate-ness"; I'd love to be
there again. (Though I commend you for the 4 year goal that I couldn't
achieve). I sound like I'm giving one of those insipid "You kids today"
lectures or something, I know, but this exercise in specialization that
is grad school can really start to feel restrictive after awhile.
And I'm only 27 myself, for God's sake! ;)
Shell
ssg...@jove.acs.unt.edu
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BRAIN: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
PINKY: "I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children
look like?"
John Crowe
>And a whole lot ofother good lines.
>So far, with what little I have seen (relatively) "Santa Claus Conquers
>the Martians" is my favorite.
>--
When Droppo is dressing up in Santa's spare suit:
Droppo:"MY finger isn't tired!"
CROW:"Look out, nose!"
Mike Barklage
[Mike C's explanation deleted... yeah, I get it now]
>To Mike B.--Don't knock the state of "undergraduate-ness"; I'd love to be
>there again. (Though I commend you for the 4 year goal that I couldn't
>achieve).
I'm trying to graduate in 4 years, but this university is doing everything
in its power to keep me here for years to come. (i.e., making required
classes that I absolutely need for graduation JUST large enough so that
I get to go on a waitlist and grovel on my hands and knees to the CS
department chair to let me in. Bitter? Me? Naahhh...)
>I sound like I'm giving one of those insipid "You kids today"
>lectures or something, I know, but this exercise in specialization that
>is grad school can really start to feel restrictive after awhile.
Bleah. I couldn't deal with gettin' edukated for another 4 years. Gimme
the real world! Gimme rent and tax forms and cooking for myself for a
change! Whee!
Mike Barklage... unemployment, here I come!
JAK
Narrator:Who could blame them? After all who would believe that
someone returned from the dead?
Joel: Millions of Christians?
From Mitchell
(burglar trapped by automatic doors)
Crow: Cedar lattice, works every time!
(on discussing death of Mitchell)
Crow & Servo: Turn it!, Turn it!, Turn it!
Homeowner to burglar: Hey you!
(burgler looks up)
Joel:what
(Homeowner shoots burglar)
Joel: oh!
Village of the Giants
(car run into a telephone pole)
Joel: Hey, Jesus was run over by a thunderbird.
--
Joel escaped? Can't you see that we're ruined!!!!
Keiko
Zombie pops back up out of a grave to get Adam West...
Mike:"What the...? This isn't a very effective cemetary!"
-Keiko
Roger M. Wilcox
>
>How 'bout Team Acrobat or the Mammouth Car?
>
>"Go Speed Racer Go Speed Racer..."
That was "The Car Acrobatic Team".
Who were the only "enemy" racers to show up on a later episode.
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| "Trading altitude for airspeed since 1992"
Chris Mattern
: In article <4e0r4c$m...@dec-alpha.fred.net>, <to...@fred.net> wrote:
: >
: >How 'bout Team Acrobat or the Mammouth Car?
: ^^^^ ^^^^^^^
: >
: >"Go Speed Racer Go Speed Racer..."
: That was "The Car Acrobatic Team".
: Who were the only "enemy" racers to show up on a later episode.
And of course, their lead driver, Snake Oiler. Who didn't *die*,
y'understand, people don't *die* in cartoons in the U.S., he just
got hurt real bad, bad enough so that we don't get to see him
again....
Chris Mattern