Ratliff Gas ....
Hilary Doda
That infamous creation has developed new abilities!! It has now been
borg-enhanced, and is invading computers world-wide!!!!
<PANIC>!
How do I know this? I. Am. A. Victim.
I was going on my merry little way yesterday, cleaning out the drek on
my system - you know the drill. Old smut, games I haven't played in four
years, programs missing a data file.... and what did I find but a temp
directory that I hadn't made, filled with files called "n345tf1.xyz"...
"n365jf1.abc"... and so on. bemused, I opened one of the smaller ones
(they ranged in size from 50 k to 4 megs....) only to find....
<drum roll>
An unMSTed copy of "Enterprized".
In a panic, I rushed to the others. A Gul's Revenge. A Royal Wedding.
And the horror of horrors ..... TIMESPEEDER!!!!!
*None* of which I downloaded myself.... that I remember..... And all of
them were at full strength... the antidote of riffs was missing.... I
couldn't take it any longer..... my brain exploded.
Put another notch on your belt, Stephen, and sell the Gas to Pearl.
You've won.
Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
I give up.
Merlynn
srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff) wrote:
>Hilary Doda (hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca) wrote:
>: Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
>:
>: I give up.
>Don't give up ... after all Marrissa needs someone to look up to.
Yeah,and besides,Marrissa,Queen of Sin,is just plain WRONG!!!
"Someone's gonna have nightmares about that one." -Merlynn
Stephen Ratliff
Hilary Doda (hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca) wrote:
: That infamous creation has developed new abilities!! It has now been
: borg-enhanced, and is invading computers world-wide!!!!
That's what I get for lending out my characters to a first time
author... they come back with new 'features'
:
: <PANIC>!
:
: How do I know this? I. Am. A. Victim.
:
: I was going on my merry little way yesterday, cleaning out the drek on
: my system - you know the drill. Old smut, games I haven't played in four
: years, programs missing a data file.... and what did I find but a temp
: directory that I hadn't made, filled with files called "n345tf1.xyz"...
: "n365jf1.abc"... and so on. bemused, I opened one of the smaller ones
: (they ranged in size from 50 k to 4 megs....) only to find....
:
: <drum roll>
:
: An unMSTed copy of "Enterprized".
:
: In a panic, I rushed to the others. A Gul's Revenge. A Royal Wedding.
: And the horror of horrors ..... TIMESPEEDER!!!!!
:
: *None* of which I downloaded myself.... that I remember..... And all of
: them were at full strength... the antidote of riffs was missing.... I
: couldn't take it any longer..... my brain exploded.
:
: Put another notch on your belt, Stephen, and sell the Gas to Pearl.
: You've won.
Hmmm.... this sounds like a set of bad posts we had last summer. Someone
with way too much time on thier hands posted everything from PropinQuity
to my works, in files that when downloaded automatically put the files
on your harddrive in random places and filenames. The person has been
dealt with.
:
: Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
:
: I give up.
Don't give up ... after all Marrissa needs someone to look up to.
Stephen Ratliff, who claims Marrissa isn't evil, she's just too damn
good.
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BERTMARCH
> The person has been
>dealt with.
Um, I'm afraid to ask, but how? Did Marrissa, ya know, ::draws finger across
throat in old 'throat-slitting' gesture::? Cause if she did, well, that's only
one more reason to fear the Mighty Marrissa.
>Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
>:
Howsabout 'Duchess of Insufficent Light'?
-------------
"Carnation Milk is the best in the land
Here I sit with a can in my hand
No tits to pull, no hay to pitch
You just punch a hole in the son of a bitch."
-Anon., circa 1900.
Jello
Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
<snip tales of retliffian woe>
:Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour bound to try and reclaim
them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
jello. *polish polish*
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Soundwave [Chad Gould]
Hilary Doda opened the Book of the Dead and recited:
>That infamous creation has developed new abilities!! It has now been
>borg-enhanced, and is invading computers world-wide!!!!
>How do I know this? I. Am. A. Victim.
Aw... (hugs)
>I was going on my merry little way yesterday, cleaning out the drek on
>my system - you know the drill. Old smut, games I haven't played in four
>years, programs missing a data file.... and what did I find but a temp
>directory that I hadn't made, filled with files called "n345tf1.xyz"...
>"n365jf1.abc"... and so on. bemused, I opened one of the smaller ones
>(they ranged in size from 50 k to 4 megs....) only to find....
><drum roll>
>An unMSTed copy of "Enterprized".
No... say it isn't so!
>In a panic, I rushed to the others. A Gul's Revenge. A Royal Wedding.
>And the horror of horrors ..... TIMESPEEDER!!!!!
That cursed Marissa. I knew she'd eventually discover the power of
viruses!
Quickly! Have you loaded any suspicious programs lately? Such as
shareware games that didn't run? Maybe peeked in that "free AOL disk"?
The source must be stopped!
>Put another notch on your belt, Stephen, and sell the Gas to Pearl.
>You've won.
>Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
>I give up.
YOU DID IT! YOU MADE HILARY GIVE UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
-sw- [Cliched but appropriate]
--
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FoxTrot
Hilary Doda wrote:
> That infamous creation has developed new abilities!! It has now been
> borg-enhanced, and is invading computers world-wide!!!!
>
> <PANIC>!
>
> How do I know this? I. Am. A. Victim.
I feel so sorry for you.
> I was going on my merry little way yesterday, cleaning out the drek on
> my system - you know the drill. Old smut, games I haven't played in four
> years, programs missing a data file.... and what did I find but a temp
> directory that I hadn't made, filled with files called "n345tf1.xyz"...
> "n365jf1.abc"... and so on. bemused, I opened one of the smaller ones
> (they ranged in size from 50 k to 4 megs....) only to find....
>
> <drum roll>
>
> An unMSTed copy of "Enterprized".
Just so long as you didn't read it.
> In a panic, I rushed to the others. A Gul's Revenge. A Royal Wedding.
> And the horror of horrors ..... TIMESPEEDER!!!!!
Just don't read them.
> *None* of which I downloaded myself.... that I remember..... And all of
> them were at full strength... the antidote of riffs was missing.... I
> couldn't take it any longer..... my brain exploded.
You went and read them, didn't you?
> Put another notch on your belt, Stephen, and sell the Gas to Pearl.
> You've won.
DON"T ADMIT DEFEAT. Would M&tB admit defeat. NO! And you shouldn't either.
> Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
>
> I give up.
You shouldn't post stuff like this. The NG Avenger might show up to
protect you, in person. That would be scary, wouldn't it?
--
Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
MSTie #83019
"Bill Gates is a white Persian cat and a monocle away
from being a supervillian in a James Bond movie"--Dennis Miller
Hilary Doda
Jello wrote:
>
> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
>
> <snip tales of retliffian woe>
>
> :Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
>
> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour bound to try and reclaim
> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
>
> jello. *polish polish*
Ah, my knight in shining armour doth approacheth....Here.... take my
black lace favour, and go thou and do mighty deeds or somesuch!
Hilary, Queen of Sin
Go, ye heros, go to glory!
Hilary Doda
Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> : You favour bears an... interesting shape m'lady.
> :
> : :Hilary, Queen of Sin
> : :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
> : jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
>
> Message from Marrissa: She can fit you in sometime in 2384. However,
> she disclaims all responsiblity for the files on Hilary's computer.
> Investigation indicates that El Nino was responsible.
Oh, Stephen......
BLOUNGE!
Thank you... that was beautiful.
Hilary, Queen of Sin
I *am* El Nina!
Jello
Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
:Jello wrote:
:>
:> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
:>
:> <snip tales of retliffian woe>
:>
:> :Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
:>
:> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour bound to try and reclaim
:> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
:>
:> jello. *polish polish*
:Ah, my knight in shining armour doth approacheth....Here.... take my
:black lace favour, and go thou and do mighty deeds or somesuch!
You favour bears an... interesting shape m'lady.
:Hilary, Queen of Sin
:Go, ye heros, go to glory!
jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
Stephen Ratliff
: :>
: :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
: :>
: :> <snip tales of retliffian woe>
: :>
: :> :Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
: :>
: :> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour bound to try and reclaim
: :> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
: :>
: :> jello. *polish polish*
:
: :Ah, my knight in shining armour doth approacheth....Here.... take my
: :black lace favour, and go thou and do mighty deeds or somesuch!
:
: You favour bears an... interesting shape m'lady.
:
: :Hilary, Queen of Sin
: :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
:
: jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
Message from Marrissa: She can fit you in sometime in 2384. However,
she disclaims all responsiblity for the files on Hilary's computer.
Investigation indicates that El Nino was responsible.
Stephen Ratliff
Jello
Stephen Ratliff <srat...@runet.edu> wrote:
:Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
:: Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
:: :Jello wrote:
:: :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
:: :>
:: :> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour bound to try and reclaim
:: :> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
:: :>
:: :> jello. *polish polish*
::
:: :Ah, my knight in shining armour doth approacheth....Here.... take my
:: :black lace favour, and go thou and do mighty deeds or somesuch!
::
:: You favour bears an... interesting shape m'lady.
::
:: :Hilary, Queen of Sin
:: :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
::
:: jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
:Message from Marrissa: She can fit you in sometime in 2384. However,
:she disclaims all responsiblity for the files on Hilary's computer.
:Investigation indicates that El Nino was responsible.
Hrrmm... i'm all full up that year. How about late 3198?
:Stephen Ratliff
jello. Off the hook for now. <whew>
Bryan Lambert
On 17 Apr 1998 01:14:11 GMT, srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff) wrote:
>Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
>: Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
>: :Jello wrote:
>: :>
>: :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
>: :>
>: :> <snip tales of retliffian woe>
>: :>
>: :> :Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
>: :>
>: :> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour bound to try and reclaim
>: :> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
>: :>
>: :> jello. *polish polish*
>:
>: :Ah, my knight in shining armour doth approacheth....Here.... take my
>: :black lace favour, and go thou and do mighty deeds or somesuch!
>:
>: You favour bears an... interesting shape m'lady.
>:
>: :Hilary, Queen of Sin
>: :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
>:
>: jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
>
>Message from Marrissa: She can fit you in sometime in 2384. However,
>she disclaims all responsiblity for the files on Hilary's computer.
>Investigation indicates that El Nino was responsible.
Huh. I didn't think Alexander was Hispanic, but there you go.
(Or did you mean the weather thing?)
And yeah, I know he's all grown up now and stuff, but I refuse to accept that
that wussy teenage Klingon on Deep Space Nine is actually Worf's son. Sorry. Not
buying it.
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Jello
:: Stephen Ratliff <srat...@runet.edu> wrote:
:: :Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
:: :: Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
:: :: :Jello wrote:
:: :: :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
:: :: :black lace favour, and go thou and do mighty deeds or somesuch!
:: ::
:: :: You favour bears an... interesting shape m'lady.
:: ::
:: :: :Hilary, Queen of Sin
:: :: :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
:: ::
:: :: jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
::
:: :Message from Marrissa: She can fit you in sometime in 2384. However,
:: :she disclaims all responsiblity for the files on Hilary's computer.
:: :Investigation indicates that El Nino was responsible.
:: Hrrmm... i'm all full up that year. How about late 3198?
:Nope, she's got to babysit her ever so great grand kids all that year.
:How about early 4398?
Ok, that works for me too. <Checks off the year, adn the rest of his life>
jello. Alrighty then!
Stephen Ratliff
Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
: Stephen Ratliff <srat...@runet.edu> wrote:
: :Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
: :: Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
: :: :Jello wrote:
: :: :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
: :: :>
: :: :> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour bound to try and reclaim
: :: :> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
: :: :>
: :: :> jello. *polish polish*
: ::
: :: :black lace favour, and go thou and do mighty deeds or somesuch!
: ::
: :: You favour bears an... interesting shape m'lady.
: ::
: :: :Hilary, Queen of Sin
: :: :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
: ::
: :: jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
:
: :Message from Marrissa: She can fit you in sometime in 2384. However,
: :she disclaims all responsiblity for the files on Hilary's computer.
: :Investigation indicates that El Nino was responsible.
:
: Hrrmm... i'm all full up that year. How about late 3198?
Nope, she's got to babysit her ever so great grand kids all that year.
How about early 4398?
:
: :Stephen Ratliff
:
: jello. Off the hook for now. <whew>
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Stephen Ratliff
Hilary Doda (hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca) wrote:
: Stephen Ratliff wrote:
: >
: > Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
: > : Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
: > : :Jello wrote:
: > : :>
: > : :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
: > : :>
: > : :>
: > : :> :Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
: > : :>
: > : :> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour bound to try and reclaim
: > : :> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
: > : :>
: > : :> jello. *polish polish*
: > :
: > : :Ah, my knight in shining armour doth approacheth....Here.... take my
: > : :black lace favour, and go thou and do mighty deeds or somesuch!
: > :
: > : You favour bears an... interesting shape m'lady.
: > :
: > : :Hilary, Queen of Sin
: > : :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
: > :
: > : jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
: >
: > Message from Marrissa: She can fit you in sometime in 2384. However,
: > she disclaims all responsiblity for the files on Hilary's computer.
: > Investigation indicates that El Nino was responsible.
:
:
: BLOUNGE!
[Stephen, who was in the middle of announcing the DS9 section of the ASC
Awards, staggers off the stage with smile on his face. The residents of
ASC are shocked.]
:
: Thank you... that was beautiful.
You're Welcome.
:
: Hilary, Queen of Sin
: I *am* El Nina!
--
Stephen Ratliff
: ::
: :: :Message from Marrissa: She can fit you in sometime in 2384. However,
: :: :she disclaims all responsiblity for the files on Hilary's computer.
: :: :Investigation indicates that El Nino was responsible.
: :: Hrrmm... i'm all full up that year. How about late 3198?
:
: :Nope, she's got to babysit her ever so great grand kids all that year.
: :How about early 4398?
:
Sceduled. And Marrissa reserves the right to handle you in a revenge
fic before that date.
Stephen Ratliff, who wonders about those long appointments with Jay
Marrissa has. Does she really want a score of children?
Jello
Stephen Ratliff <srat...@runet.edu> wrote:
:Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
:: :: Stephen Ratliff <srat...@runet.edu> wrote:
:: :: :: jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
:: ::
:: :: :Message from Marrissa: She can fit you in sometime in 2384. However,
:: :: :she disclaims all responsiblity for the files on Hilary's computer.
:: :: :Investigation indicates that El Nino was responsible.
:: ::
:: :: Hrrmm... i'm all full up that year. How about late 3198?
::
:: :Nope, she's got to babysit her ever so great grand kids all that year.
:: :How about early 4398?
::
:: Ok, that works for me too. <Checks off the year, adn the rest of his life>
:Sceduled. And Marrissa reserves the right to handle you in a revenge
:fic before that date.
Oh no, what HAVE i gotten myself into?
<gulp>
:Stephen Ratliff, who wonders about those long appointments with Jay
:Marrissa has. Does she really want a score of children?
jello. But i don't care! i tell you it's WORTH IT!
Aaron Thall
In article <6h6f9t$g...@newslink.runet.edu>,
srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff) wrote:
>Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
>: :: Stephen Ratliff <srat...@runet.edu> wrote:
>: :: :: jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna
help?
>: ::
>: :: :Message from Marrissa: She can fit you in sometime in 2384. However,
>: :: :she disclaims all responsiblity for the files on Hilary's computer.
>: :: :Investigation indicates that El Nino was responsible.
>: ::
>: :: Hrrmm... i'm all full up that year. How about late 3198?
>:
>: :Nope, she's got to babysit her ever so great grand kids all that year.
>: :How about early 4398?
>:
>: Ok, that works for me too. <Checks off the year, adn the rest of his life>
>
>Sceduled. And Marrissa reserves the right to handle you in a revenge
>fic before that date.
>
>Marrissa has. Does she really want a score of children?
RUN! IT'S RATLIFF!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry. Just read the group mistie of Premere Marquis. Man, did that story
suck. So glad fifteen teams riffed on it.
Yeah, this post is meanspirited, but you must admit, it's well deserved, for
all the agony inflicted on the internet.
Nemo
In article <6h680l$rrs$2...@solaria.cc.gatech.edu>,
Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
>
> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
> :Jello wrote:
> :>
> :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
> :>
<snippage of H&J stuff>
> :Hilary, Queen of Sin
> :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
>
> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
Me, me, pick me!! Hey, do you think we stop and find the Holy Grail along the
way?
Eric "Nemo" Granger (Ya see, I'm on this mission for King Arthur...oh, it's
been done...)
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FoxTrot
Jello wrote:
> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
> :Jello wrote:
> :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
> :> <snip tales of retliffian woe>
> <if something is missing, then I snipped it>
> :> :Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
> :>
> :> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour bound to try and reclaim
> :> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
> :>
> :> jello. *polish polish*
>
> :Hilary, Queen of Sin
> :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
>
> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab some of my more useful gadgets. I
should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's universe since I'm not an adult
and as such I have more power than you.
--
Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
MSTie #83019
"I like to believe that if Bill Gates were trapped down
in Dead Rock Canyon Lassie would just cover him with dirt and
never reveal the body's location." -Merlynn
Jello
Nemo <Blues...@aol.com> wrote:
:In article <6h680l$rrs$2...@solaria.cc.gatech.edu>,
: Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
:>
:> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
:> :Jello wrote:
:> :>
:> :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
:<snippage of H&J stuff>
:> :Hilary, Queen of Sin
:> :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
:>
:> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
:Me, me, pick me!! Hey, do you think we stop and find the Holy Grail along the
:way?
<jello looks baffled as someone actually WANTS to die at the hands of
Marrissa>
Duh... Okay.
Note the date from elsewhere in the thread, and blezse be hear one day in
advance. And bring your own armour.
:Eric "Nemo" Granger (Ya see, I'm on this mission for King Arthur...oh, it's
:been done...)
jello. Off to find a watery tart.
Jello
FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
:Jello wrote:
:> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
:> :Jello wrote:
:> :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
:> <if something is missing, then I snipped it>
:> :> :Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
:> :>
:> :> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour bound to try and reclaim
:> :> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
:> :>
:> :> jello. *polish polish*
:>
:> :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
:>
:> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
: I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab some of my more useful gadgets. I
:should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's universe since I'm not an adult
:and as such I have more power than you.
Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
:Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
:MSTie #83019
jello. Or not.
Stephen Ratliff
Aaron Thall (th...@netset.com) wrote:
: In article <6h6f9t$g...@newslink.runet.edu>,
: srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff) wrote:
: >Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
: >: :: Stephen Ratliff <srat...@runet.edu> wrote:
: >: :: :: help?
: >: ::
: >: :: :she disclaims all responsiblity for the files on Hilary's computer.
: >: :: :Investigation indicates that El Nino was responsible.
: >: ::
: >: :: Hrrmm... i'm all full up that year. How about late 3198?
: >:
: >: :Nope, she's got to babysit her ever so great grand kids all that year.
: >: :How about early 4398?
: >:
: >: Ok, that works for me too. <Checks off
: >: the year, adn the rest of his life>
: >
: >Sceduled. And Marrissa reserves the right to handle you in a revenge
: >fic before that date.
: >
: >Stephen Ratliff, who wonders about those long appointments with Jay
: >Marrissa has. Does she really want a score of children?
:
:
: RUN! IT'S RATLIFF!
: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You haven't been here long, have you?
:
: Sorry. Just read the group mistie of Premere Marquis. Man, did that story
: suck. So glad fifteen teams riffed on it.
I guess no one can spell Premier Maquis.
:
: Yeah, this post is meanspirited, but you must admit, it's well deserved, for
: all the agony inflicted on the internet.
I can take it, I have taken it. As for meanspirtedness. I will pray for
your forgiveness, sir.
The well deserved part ... well I only posted my stories on ASC and
ASCA. That's hardly the whole internet. (heck at our posting rate, it's
not even a trillionth of it)
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go kill some trolls.
[Stephen goes off muttering 'they had to bring up the slash debate
again']
Stephen Ratliff, who's heard this post before
Stephen Ratliff
FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
: Jello wrote:
:
: > Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
: > :Jello wrote:
: > :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
: > :> <snip tales of retliffian woe>
: > <if something is missing, then I snipped it>
: > :> :Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
: > :>
: > :> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour bound to try and reclaim
: > :> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
: > :>
: > :> jello. *polish polish*
: >
: > :Hilary, Queen of Sin
: > :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
: >
:
: should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's universe since I'm not an adult
: and as such I have more power than you.
Power in the Marrissa Universe is granted by me ... lets see what should
I allow you to do...
: --
: Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
Ahh... A spy... you'll be able to find out what Marrissa is doing, but
your leader will never listen to you. You will be caught by Marrissa's
sister Jackie... results currently unknown. (Depends on how much help
Jello gets, and if you talk.
Stephen Ratliff
Stephen Ratliff
Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
: FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
: :Jello wrote:
: :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
: :> :Jello wrote:
: :> :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
: :> :> <snip tales of retliffian woe>
: :> <if something is missing, then I snipped it>
: :> :> :Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
: :> :>
: :> :> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour bound to try and reclaim
: :> :> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
: :> :>
: :> :> jello. *polish polish*
: :>
: :> :Hilary, Queen of Sin
: :> :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
: :>
: :> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
:
: : I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab some of my more useful gadgets. I
: :should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's universe since I'm not an adult
: :and as such I have more power than you.
:
:
Jello
Stephen Ratliff <srat...@runet.edu> wrote::: :> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
::
:: : I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab some of my more useful gadgets. I
:: :should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's universe since I'm not an adult
:: :and as such I have more power than you.
::
:: Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
:: else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
::
:Actually by the time the date gets here, they'll all be adults.
Not if my insidious plan works! Moohahahahaahah!!!!
:Stephen Ratliff
jello. Wait.. i shouldn't have said anything, should i?
A,A,M&K
On 17 Apr 1998 14:42:26 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
>FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
>:Jello wrote:
>:> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
>:> :Jello wrote:
>:> :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
>:> :> <snip tales of retliffian woe>
>:> <if something is missing, then I snipped it>
>:> :> :Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
>:> :>
>:> :> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour bound to try and reclaim
>:> :> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
>:> :>
>:> :> jello. *polish polish*
>:>
>:> :Hilary, Queen of Sin
>:> :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
>:>
>:> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
>
>: I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab some of my more useful gadgets. I
>:should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's universe since I'm not an adult
>:and as such I have more power than you.
>
>Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
>else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
I'll help you! I can bring my sister's Hanson CD, and, if I know
12-year-old girls, distract her long enough to defeat her!
>:Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
>:MSTie #83019
>
>jello. Or not.
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could bring Justin from
Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
Jello
A,A,M&K <aam...@snip.net> wrote:
:On 17 Apr 1998 14:42:26 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
:>FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
:>:Jello wrote:
:>:> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
:>
:>: I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab some of my more useful gadgets. I
:>:should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's universe since I'm not an adult
:>:and as such I have more power than you.
:>
:>Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
:>else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
:I'll help you! I can bring my sister's Hanson CD, and, if I know
:12-year-old girls, distract her long enough to defeat her!
Man, *that* is EVIL.
i love it!
Just be sure to bring ear-plugs for us.
:Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could bring Justin from
:Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
jello. No. No Chibi-Usa. No. Uh uh.
Stephen Ratliff
Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
: Stephen Ratliff <srat...@runet.edu> wrote:
: :Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
: :: FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
: :: :Jello wrote:
: :: :> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn
: :: :>Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
: ::
: :: : I'll go with you Jello, let me just
: :: : grab some of my more useful gadgets. I
: :: :should be able to help you a lot in
: :: :Marrissa's universe since I'm not an adult
: :: :and as such I have more power than you.
: ::
: :: Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
: :: else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
:
: Not if my insidious plan works! Moohahahahaahah!!!!
:
: :Stephen Ratliff
:
: jello. Wait.. i shouldn't have said anything, should i?
you enter the Marrissa Universe, you will automatically add 100 years to
your age. Have an nice day :)
Stephen Ratliff, whose creative licence doesn't expire for another
ten thousand years.
Stephen Ratliff
A,A,M&K (aam...@snip.net) wrote:
: On 17 Apr 1998 14:42:26 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
:
: >FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
: >:Jello wrote:
: >:> :Jello wrote:
: >:> :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
: >:> :> <snip tales of retliffian woe>
: >:> <if something is missing, then I snipped it>
: >:> :> :Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
: >:> :>
: >:> :> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour bound to try and reclaim
: >:> :> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
: >:> :>
: >:> :> jello. *polish polish*
: >:>
: >:> :Hilary, Queen of Sin
: >:> :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
: >:>
: >
: >: I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab
: >: some of my more useful gadgets. I
: >:should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's
: >: universe since I'm not an adult
: >:and as such I have more power than you.
: >
: >Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
: >else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
:
: 12-year-old girls, distract her long enough to defeat her!
Sorry, all that will do is make you lose your sister's Hanson CD.
: >:Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
: >:MSTie #83019
: >
: >jello. Or not.
:
: Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could bring Justin from
: Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
Justin won't do much. Chibi-Usa ... now she may do something. After
all, Marrissa does like Sailor Moon and Chibi-Usa is her daughter.
Stephen Ratliff
Jello
:: :: Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
:: :Actually by the time the date gets here, they'll all be adults.
::
:: Not if my insidious plan works! Moohahahahaahah!!!!
::
:: :Stephen Ratliff
::
:: jello. Wait.. i shouldn't have said anything, should i?
:Nope, you shouldn't have ... in fact due to a plot device, the moment
:you enter the Marrissa Universe, you will automatically add 100 years to
:your age. Have an nice day :)
Ahh.... i suppose that could be a bit of a problem.
Of course if got centuries to come up with some techno-babble to counter
the effects, so i think i can handle it.
:Stephen Ratliff, whose creative licence doesn't expire for another
:ten thousand years.
jello. At least i will after i take over the world and put a crack team
of writers on it.
A,A,M&K
On 17 Apr 1998 17:18:43 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
>A,A,M&K <aam...@snip.net> wrote:
>:On 17 Apr 1998 14:42:26 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
>:>FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
>:>:Jello wrote:
>:>:> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
>:>
>:>: I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab some of my more useful gadgets. I
>:>:should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's universe since I'm not an adult
>:>:and as such I have more power than you.
>:>
>:>Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
>:>else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
>
>:I'll help you! I can bring my sister's Hanson CD, and, if I know
>:12-year-old girls, distract her long enough to defeat her!
>
>Man, *that* is EVIL.
>i love it!
A-thank you, a-thank you. <bows>
>Just be sure to bring ear-plugs for us.
Right, and I've also got Spice Girls as a backup.
>:Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could bring Justin from
>:Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
>
>jello. No. No Chibi-Usa. No. Uh uh.
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, true, she might defect to
Marrissa's side...
Jello
A,A,M&K <aam...@snip.net> wrote:
:On 17 Apr 1998 17:18:43 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
:>:>Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
:>:>else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
:>
:>:I'll help you! I can bring my sister's Hanson CD, and, if I know
:>:12-year-old girls, distract her long enough to defeat her!
:>
:>Man, *that* is EVIL.
:>i love it!
:A-thank you, a-thank you. <bows>
But alas, as i feared it shall be for naught, so sayeth the Ratliff.
:>Just be sure to bring ear-plugs for us.
:Right, and I've also got Spice Girls as a backup.
Nice try, but somehow i think if she's immune to Hanson, the Spice will
be utterly useless.
:>:Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could bring Justin from
:>:Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
:>
:>jello. No. No Chibi-Usa. No. Uh uh.
:Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, true, she might defect to
:Marrissa's side...
jello. Might? What is this "Might"?
A,A,M&K
On 17 Apr 1998 18:27:46 GMT, srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff)
wrote:
>A,A,M&K (aam...@snip.net) wrote:
>: On 17 Apr 1998 14:42:26 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
>:
>: >FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
>: >:Jello wrote:
>: >:> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
>: >:> :Jello wrote:
>: >:> :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
>: >:> :> <snip tales of ratliffian woe>
>: >:> <if something is missing, then I snipped it>
>: >:> :> :Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
>: >:> :>
>: >:> :> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour bound to try and reclaim
>: >:> :> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
>: >:> :>
>: >:> :> jello. *polish polish*
>: >:>
>: >:> :Hilary, Queen of Sin
>: >:> :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
>: >:>
>: >:> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
>: >
>: >: I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab
>: >: some of my more useful gadgets. I
>: >:should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's
>: >: universe since I'm not an adult
>: >:and as such I have more power than you.
>: >
>: >Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
>: >else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
>:
>: I'll help you! I can bring my sister's Hanson CD, and, if I know
>: 12-year-old girls, distract her long enough to defeat her!
>:
>Sorry, all that will do is make you lose your sister's Hanson CD.
Erk, then I better not...she can be cruel when she's angry. :-)
>: >:Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
>: >:MSTie #83019
>: >
>: >jello. Or not.
>:
>: Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could bring Justin from
>: Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
>
>Justin won't do much. Chibi-Usa ... now she may do something. After
>all, Marrissa does like Sailor Moon and Chibi-Usa is her daughter.
Yeah, I thought so...I'm also thinking about a Vorlon (because they're
from the Babylon 5 universe, and you know what happens to cute kids
there ;)) and maybe Sasami from Tenchi Muyo!(because she'd be even
younger than Marrissa). Though not both at once, of course.
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, who portrayed Marrissa in the
episode "Disaster", anyway?
FoxTrot
Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> A,A,M&K (aam...@snip.net) wrote:
> : On 17 Apr 1998 14:42:26 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
> :
> : >FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
> : >:> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
> : >
> : >: I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab
> : >: some of my more useful gadgets. I
> : >:should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's
> : >: universe since I'm not an adult
> : >:and as such I have more power than you.
> : >
> : >Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
> : >else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
> :
> : I'll help you! I can bring my sister's Hanson CD, and, if I know
> : 12-year-old girls, distract her long enough to defeat her!
> :
> Sorry, all that will do is make you lose your sister's Hanson CD.
>
> : >:Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
> : >:MSTie #83019
> : >
> : >jello. Or not.
> :
> : Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could bring Justin from
> : Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
>
> Justin won't do much. Chibi-Usa ... now she may do something. After
> all, Marrissa does like Sailor Moon and Chibi-Usa is her daughter.
In that case, we'll bring Sailor Moon as well. And if that doesn't work I
challenge Marrissa to a deathmatch in Goldeneye. With the following rules. First
to five points wins. The level is Complex and the special weapon is proximity
mines. If I win, Hilary gets all her titles back. If I lose, Marrissa gets me.
--
Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
MSTie #83019
"I like to believe that if Bill Gates were trapped down
FoxTrot
Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
> : Stephen Ratliff <srat...@runet.edu> wrote:
> : :Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
> : :: FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
> : :: :Jello wrote:
> : :: :> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn
> : :: :>Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
> : ::
> : :: : I'll go with you Jello, let me just
> : :: : grab some of my more useful gadgets. I
> : :: :should be able to help you a lot in
> : :: :Marrissa's universe since I'm not an adult
> : :: :and as such I have more power than you.
> : ::
> : :: Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
> : :: else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
> : ::
> : :Actually by the time the date gets here, they'll all be adults.
> :
> : Not if my insidious plan works! Moohahahahaahah!!!!
> :
> : :Stephen Ratliff
> :
> : jello. Wait.. i shouldn't have said anything, should i?
> Nope, you shouldn't have ... in fact due to a plot device, the moment
> you enter the Marrissa Universe, you will automatically add 100 years to
> your age. Have an nice day :)
In that case, I create the Tom Universe. It's modeled after my mind. I will
use a dimensional portal and pull Marrissa from her universe into mine. The
Tom Universe is similar to the Marrissa Universe but with a few changes.
First, Ratliff has no creative control over it. Second, time flows normally,
which means Marrissa will be the age she'd be in a normal logical universe.
Third, I have creative control over it.
> Stephen Ratliff, whose creative licence doesn't expire for another
> ten thousand years.
Hmmm, shame your creative license doesn't work in my universe.
Stephen Ratliff
A,A,M&K (aam...@snip.net) wrote:
: On 17 Apr 1998 18:27:46 GMT, srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff)
: wrote:
:
: >A,A,M&K (aam...@snip.net) wrote:
: >: On 17 Apr 1998 14:42:26 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
: >:
: >: >FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
: >: >:Jello wrote:
: >: >:> :Jello wrote:
: >: >:> :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
: >: >:> :> <snip tales of ratliffian woe>
: >: >:> <if something is missing, then I snipped it>
: >: >:> :> :Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
: >: >:> :>
: >: >:> :> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour
: >: >:> :>bound to try and reclaim
: >: >:> :> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
: >: >:> :>
: >: >:> :> jello. *polish polish*
: >: >:>
: >: >:> :Hilary, Queen of Sin
: >: >:> :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
: >: >:>
: >: >
: >: >: I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab
: >: >: some of my more useful gadgets. I
: >: >:should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's
: >: >: universe since I'm not an adult
: >: >:and as such I have more power than you.
: >: >
: >: >Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
: >: >else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
: >:
: >: 12-year-old girls, distract her long enough to defeat her!
: >:
: >Sorry, all that will do is make you lose your sister's Hanson CD.
:
well if you're lucky Marrissa may send back the chared remains.
:
: >: >:Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
: >: >:MSTie #83019
: >: >
: >: >jello. Or not.
: >:
: >: Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could bring Justin from
: >: Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
: >
: >Justin won't do much. Chibi-Usa ... now she may do something. After
: >all, Marrissa does like Sailor Moon and Chibi-Usa is her daughter.
:
: Yeah, I thought so...I'm also thinking about a Vorlon (because they're
: from the Babylon 5 universe, and you know what happens to cute kids
: there ;))
You are not ready
: and maybe Sasami from Tenchi Muyo!(because she'd be even
: younger than Marrissa). Though not both at once, of course.
Ineffective.
: Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, who portrayed Marrissa in the
: episode "Disaster", anyway?
Erika Flores, who went on to become Colleen on Dr. Quin for the first
two seasons. She quit to have a more normal life.
Stephen Ratliff
Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
: Stephen Ratliff <srat...@runet.edu> wrote:
: :Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
: :: :: Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
: :: :Actually by the time the date gets here, they'll all be adults.
: ::
: :: Not if my insidious plan works! Moohahahahaahah!!!!
: ::
: :: :Stephen Ratliff
: ::
: :: jello. Wait.. i shouldn't have said anything, should i?
:
: :Nope, you shouldn't have ... in fact due to a plot device, the moment
: :you enter the Marrissa Universe, you will automatically add 100 years to
: :your age. Have an nice day :)
: Ahh.... i suppose that could be a bit of a problem.
: Of course if got centuries to come up with some techno-babble to counter
: the effects, so i think i can handle it.
OK, then you need to apply for a techo-babble licence. Fill out these
forms in triplicate (hands Jello a large box full of forms) Turn them
in to Jeri Talyor. She'll get back to you in a million or so years
: jello. At least i will after i take over the world and put a crack team
: of writers on it.
Oh, that plan. I hate to say it, but those intending to take over the
world tend to go insane, (if not already)
Stephen Ratliff, who got his techo-babble licence before the forms got
really bad.
rog...@ix.netcom.com
In article <3536C9...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca>,
'Though we die in combat gory?
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In article <6h6f9t$g...@newslink.runet.edu>,
srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff) wrote:
>
> Stephen Ratliff, who wonders about those long appointments with Jay
> Marrissa has. Does she really want a score of children?
Uh ...
I take it that, between now and the late 24th Century, the Pope STILL
hasn't backed down on his stance against contraception, then?
CLEESE: Those Catholics! They have a baby every time they have sex!
MAN IN DRAG PLAYING CLEESE'S WIFE: Well, it's the same with us, isn't
it? I mean, we have two children, and we've only had sex twice....
Roger M. Wilcox, who won't bring up the French Ticklers just yet.
Jello
Stephen Ratliff <srat...@runet.edu> wrote:
:Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
:: Stephen Ratliff <srat...@runet.edu> wrote:
:: :Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
::
:: :Nope, you shouldn't have ... in fact due to a plot device, the moment
:: :you enter the Marrissa Universe, you will automatically add 100 years to
:: :your age. Have an nice day :)
::
:: Ahh.... i suppose that could be a bit of a problem.
:: Of course if got centuries to come up with some techno-babble to counter
:: the effects, so i think i can handle it.
:OK, then you need to apply for a techo-babble licence. Fill out these
:forms in triplicate (hands Jello a large box full of forms) Turn them
:in to Jeri Talyor. She'll get back to you in a million or so years
What if i already have one from another universe?
<jello whips out his...... wallet! (naughty of you for thinking that)>
See, certified for the "Killer Paisleys" Universe Number G-Mark-7.
:: jello. At least i will after i take over the world and put a crack team
:: of writers on it.
:Oh, that plan. I hate to say it, but those intending to take over the
:world tend to go insane, (if not already)
He don't know me too well, do he.
:Stephen Ratliff, who got his techo-babble licence before the forms got
:really bad.
jello. Same here, egads has the red tape gotten to be hell on wheels.
Stephen Ratliff
FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
: Stephen Ratliff wrote:
:
: > A,A,M&K (aam...@snip.net) wrote:
: > : On 17 Apr 1998 14:42:26 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
: > :
: > : >FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
: > : >:> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
: > : >
: > : >: I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab
: > : >: some of my more useful gadgets. I
: > : >:should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's
: > : >: universe since I'm not an adult
: > : >:and as such I have more power than you.
: > : >
: > : >else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
: > :
: > : 12-year-old girls, distract her long enough to defeat her!
: > :
: > Sorry, all that will do is make you lose your sister's Hanson CD.
: >
: > : >:MSTie #83019
: > : >
: > : >jello. Or not.
: > :
: > : Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could bring Justin from
: > : Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
: >
: > Justin won't do much. Chibi-Usa ... now she may do something. After
: > all, Marrissa does like Sailor Moon and Chibi-Usa is her daughter.
:
: challenge Marrissa to a deathmatch in Goldeneye.
: With the following rules. First
: to five points wins. The level is Complex and
: the special weapon is proximity
: mines. If I win, Hilary gets all her
: titles back. If I lose, Marrissa gets me.
Well, Marrissa doesn't want Hilary's titles... However, Marrissa does
want you. Why? well she heard that you might make a good babysitter.
Stephen Ratliff
FoxTrot
Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
> : FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
> : :Jello wrote:
> : :> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
> :
> : : I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab some of my more useful gadgets. I
> : :should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's universe since I'm not an adult
> : :and as such I have more power than you.
> :
> : Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
> : else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
> :
> Actually by the time the date gets here, they'll all be adults.
Suspended animation. Hmm, If Jackie was 4 or 5 when Marrissa transferred off the
Enterprise and Marrissa was say 15. Then since Jackie is 16 or 17 now, that would
make Marrissa between 26 and 28. Marrissa's an adult now!! The Ratliff gas will
work on her now!!
Ouch, I thought about that too hard. My brain hurts now.
--
Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
MSTie #83019
"I like to believe that if Bill Gates were trapped down
FoxTrot
Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
> : Jello wrote:
> : > jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
> :
> : I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab some of my more useful gadgets. I
> : should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's universe since I'm not an adult
> : and as such I have more power than you.
> :
> Power in the Marrissa Universe is granted by me ... lets see what should
> I allow you to do...
Let's see my character is based on a real person so if you kill me I'll just
reanimate, like Sasha did.
> : --
> : Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
> Ahh... A spy... you'll be able to find out what Marrissa is doing, but
> your leader will never listen to you. You will be caught by Marrissa's
> sister Jackie... results currently unknown. (Depends on how much help
> Jello gets, and if you talk.
I'll never talk and the moment you let your defenses down,even a little, I'll
escape.
You don't really expect me to talk, do you Ratliff?
> Stephen Ratliff
Pure evil or misguided boy? You decide.
A,A,M&K
On 17 Apr 1998 18:54:24 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
>A,A,M&K <aam...@snip.net> wrote:
>:On 17 Apr 1998 17:18:43 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
>
>:>:>Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
>:>:>else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
>:>
>:>:I'll help you! I can bring my sister's Hanson CD, and, if I know
>:>:12-year-old girls, distract her long enough to defeat her!
>:>
>:>Man, *that* is EVIL.
>:>i love it!
>
>:A-thank you, a-thank you. <bows>
>
>But alas, as i feared it shall be for naught, so sayeth the Ratliff.
Darn...maybe we can leave a trail of pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio,
leading into a shuttlecraft which is set to automatically take off and
self-destruct...no, wait, she's Fleet Admiral, she knows how to disarm
any type of self-destruct...hmmm...
>:>Just be sure to bring ear-plugs for us.
>
>:Right, and I've also got Spice Girls as a backup.
>
>Nice try, but somehow i think if she's immune to Hanson, the Spice will
>be utterly useless.
Yeah, I guess so...maybe, we could modify the Heisenberg compensators
in the transporter, get her to go in, then slingshot her molecules
around a black hole and send her back to the Titanic! No, wait, with
her luck, she'd probably be used by an evil guy so he could secure a
seat on a lifeboat...
>:>:Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could bring Justin from
>:>:Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
>:>
>:>jello. No. No Chibi-Usa. No. Uh uh.
>
>:Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, true, she might defect to
>:Marrissa's side...
>
>jello. Might? What is this "Might"?
It's an adverb indicating possibility, but that's not important right
now!
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, gee, Brain, what're we gonna do
tomorrow night?
The Midnight Rambler
Jello wrote:
> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
> :Jello wrote:
> :>
> :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
> :>
> :> <snip tales of retliffian woe>
> :>
> :> :Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
> :>
> :> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour bound to try and reclaim
> :> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
> :>
> :> jello. *polish polish*
>
> :Ah, my knight in shining armour doth approacheth....Here.... take my
> :black lace favour, and go thou and do mighty deeds or somesuch!
>
> You favour bears an... interesting shape m'lady.
>
> :Hilary, Queen of Sin
> :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
>
> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
*puts down sammich*
*picks up gun while still reading "Tales From The Crypt"*
*shoots Marissa in face*
--
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Big Rob Fontenot, who's like, The Midnight Rambler and stuff
(rfon...@earthlink.net)
___________________________________________________________________
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Jello
A,A,M&K <aam...@snip.net> wrote:
:On 17 Apr 1998 18:54:24 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
<snip good, but knowingly flawed, plans>
:>:>:Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could bring Justin from
:>:>:Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
:>:>
:>:>jello. No. No Chibi-Usa. No. Uh uh.
:>
:>:Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, true, she might defect to
:>:Marrissa's side...
:>
:>jello. Might? What is this "Might"?
:It's an adverb indicating possibility, but that's not important right
:now!
i thought it was a synonym for strength?
:Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, gee, Brain, what're we gonna do
:tomorrow night?
jello. i dunno about you, but i gotta work. <pout>
FoxTrot
Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
> : Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> :
> : > A,A,M&K (aam...@snip.net) wrote:
> : > : On 17 Apr 1998 14:42:26 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
> : > :
> : > : >FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
> : > : >:> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
> : > : >
> : > : >: I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab
> : > : >: some of my more useful gadgets. I
> : > : >:should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's
> : > : >: universe since I'm not an adult
> : > : >:and as such I have more power than you.
> : > : >
> : > : >Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
> : > : >else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
> : > :
> : > : I'll help you! I can bring my sister's Hanson CD, and, if I know
> : > : 12-year-old girls, distract her long enough to defeat her!
> : > :
> : > Sorry, all that will do is make you lose your sister's Hanson CD.
> : >
> : > : >:Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
> : > : >:MSTie #83019
> : > : >
> : > : >jello. Or not.
> : > :
> : > : Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could bring Justin from
> : > : Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
> : >
> : > Justin won't do much. Chibi-Usa ... now she may do something. After
> : > all, Marrissa does like Sailor Moon and Chibi-Usa is her daughter.
> :
> : In that case, we'll bring Sailor Moon as well.
> : And if that doesn't work I
> : challenge Marrissa to a deathmatch in Goldeneye.
> : With the following rules. First
> : to five points wins. The level is Complex and
> : the special weapon is proximity
> : mines. If I win, Hilary gets all her
> : titles back. If I lose, Marrissa gets me.
>
> Well, Marrissa doesn't want Hilary's titles...
Hey Jello, this was a lot we thought it'd be. Here gives these back to Hilary.
> However, Marrissa does want you.
um, uh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!<Tom opens window and prepares
to jump>
<Tom realizes he's on the second floor and jumping won't kill him>
<Tom closes window and make noose with belt>
<Tom hangs up belt and puts his neck in the noose>
> Why?
Please, dear GOD, let it be decent. Nothing obscene, please!
> well she heard that you might make a good babysitter.
I don't come cheap. I'd ask how she knows, but I know you know.
<Tom gets off chair and takes off noose>
Yup, Marrissa want me. My life is over.
BERTMARCH
>> Stephen Ratliff, who wonders about those long appointments with Jay
>> Marrissa has. Does she really want a score of children?
'appointments'? What does that mean Mr. Ratliff?
"Um...they're telling secrets?"
Good. If you told me they were having sex, I'd go insane.
-------------
"Carnation Milk is the best in the land
Here I sit with a can in my hand
No tits to pull, no hay to pitch
You just punch a hole in the son of a bitch."
-Anon., circa 1900.
Jello
FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
:Stephen Ratliff wrote:
:> FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
:> : Stephen Ratliff wrote:
:> : > all, Marrissa does like Sailor Moon and Chibi-Usa is her daughter.
:> :
:> : In that case, we'll bring Sailor Moon as well.
:> : And if that doesn't work I
:> : challenge Marrissa to a deathmatch in Goldeneye.
:> : With the following rules. First
:> : to five points wins. The level is Complex and
:> : the special weapon is proximity
:> : mines. If I win, Hilary gets all her
:> : titles back. If I lose, Marrissa gets me.
:>
:> Well, Marrissa doesn't want Hilary's titles...
:Hey Jello, this was a lot we thought it'd be. Here gives these back to Hilary.
Ok, great...
<jello stuffs the titles into his bad of holding>
:> However, Marrissa does want you.
:um, uh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!<Tom opens window and prepares
:to jump>
:<Tom realizes he's on the second floor and jumping won't kill him>
:<Tom closes window and make noose with belt>
:<Tom hangs up belt and puts his neck in the noose>
:> Why?
:Please, dear GOD, let it be decent. Nothing obscene, please!
:> well she heard that you might make a good babysitter.
:I don't come cheap. I'd ask how she knows, but I know you know.
:<Tom gets off chair and takes off noose>
:Yup, Marrissa want me. My life is over.
We've got the titles, RUN MAN RUN!
:Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
jello. Beat feet guy!
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Matthew R Blackwell
On 17 Apr 1998 16:12:53 GMT, srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff)
wrote:
>Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go kill some trolls.
>
>[Stephen goes off muttering 'they had to bring up the slash debate
>again']
>
Well, I'm stil curious how a pairing between Riker and Troi would fit
into the gay sex category anyway.
>Stephen Ratliff, who's heard this post before
Who hasn't on that group?
Matt- Wondering where part 5 of the A.S.C. awards is...
Hilary Doda
rog...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>
> In article <3536C9...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca>,
> hd...@po-box.mcgill.ca wrote:
> >
> > Go, ye heros, go to glory!
>
Ye shall live in song and story!
Hilary, Queen of Barataria
Soundwave [Chad Gould]
Stephen Ratliff opened the Book of the Dead and recited:
>A,A,M&K (aam...@snip.net) wrote:
>: On 17 Apr 1998 14:42:26 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
>: >Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
>: >else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
>: I'll help you! I can bring my sister's Hanson CD, and, if I know
>: 12-year-old girls, distract her long enough to defeat her!
>Sorry, all that will do is make you lose your sister's Hanson CD.
Hanson in concert, though, should provide the necessary distraction. In
the process, we might loose Hanson, but that's merely a subbenefit of
the plan.
>: >:Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
>: >:MSTie #83019
>: >jello. Or not.
>: Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could bring Justin from
>: Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
>Justin won't do much. Chibi-Usa ... now she may do something. After
>all, Marrissa does like Sailor Moon and Chibi-Usa is her daughter.
This adds a new twist... alrighty, I'll just have to catch her at the
next anime film festival then.
-sw- [Getting ready to turn an RPG into The Most Dangerous Game for
Marrissa... hehehehe]
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Aaron Thall
In article <6h88h0$qsb$2...@solaria.cc.gatech.edu>,
Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
>A,A,M&K <aam...@snip.net> wrote:
>:On 17 Apr 1998 17:18:43 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
>
>:>:>Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
>:>:>else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
>:>
>:>:I'll help you! I can bring my sister's Hanson CD, and, if I know
>:>:12-year-old girls, distract her long enough to defeat her!
>:>Man, *that* is EVIL.
>:>i love it!
>
>:A-thank you, a-thank you. <bows>
>
>But alas, as i feared it shall be for naught, so sayeth the Ratliff.
>
>
>:Right, and I've also got Spice Girls as a backup.
>
>Nice try, but somehow i think if she's immune to Hanson, the Spice will
>be utterly useless.
>
>:>:Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
>:>jello. No. No Chibi-Usa. No. Uh uh.
>
>:Marrissa's side...
>
>jello. Might? What is this "Might"?
MARISSA MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS! DETONATE THE OMEGA MOLECULES!
(Explosion so powerful it wipes out every star Trek fanfic in existance,
=ESPECIALLY= the Marissa Chronicles)
Sure we lost every known Quadrant, but if it killed Marissa for even five
minutes, it was =WORTH= it!
A,A,M&K
On 17 Apr 1998 20:00:57 GMT, srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff)
wrote:
>A,A,M&K (aam...@snip.net) wrote:
>: On 17 Apr 1998 18:27:46 GMT, srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff)
>: wrote:
>:
>: >A,A,M&K (aam...@snip.net) wrote:
>: >: On 17 Apr 1998 14:42:26 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
>: >:
>: >: >FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
>: >: >:Jello wrote:
>: >: >:> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
>: >: >:> :Jello wrote:
>: >: >:> :> Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca> wrote:
>: >: >:> :> <snip tales of ratliffian woe>
>: >: >:> <if something is missing, then I snipped it>
>: >: >:> :> :Hilary, Abdicating her titles to Marrissa.
>: >: >:> :>
>: >: >:> :> You can't do that. See, if you do i'm honour
>: >: >:> :>bound to try and reclaim
>: >: >:> :> them. And if jess can't deal with Marrissa, what hope have i?
>: >: >:> :>
>: >: >:> :> jello. *polish polish*
>: >: >:>
>: >: >:> :Hilary, Queen of Sin
>: >: >:> :Go, ye heros, go to glory!
>: >: >:>
>: >: >:> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn
>: >: >:> Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
>: >: >
>: >: >: I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab
>: >: >: some of my more useful gadgets. I
>: >: >:should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's
>: >: >: universe since I'm not an adult
>: >: >:and as such I have more power than you.
>: >: >
>: >: >Ohh... never thought of that! Hey, Evan, Jeopardy, Zaphod, and anyone
>: >: >else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
>: >:
>: >: I'll help you! I can bring my sister's Hanson CD, and, if I know
>: >: 12-year-old girls, distract her long enough to defeat her!
>: >:
>: >Sorry, all that will do is make you lose your sister's Hanson CD.
>:
>: Erk, then I better not...she can be cruel when she's angry. :-)
>
>well if you're lucky Marrissa may send back the chared remains.
Well, why not, then! :-)
>: >: >:Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
>: >: >:MSTie #83019
>: >: >
>: >: >jello. Or not.
>: >:
>: >: Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could bring Justin from
>: >: Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
>: >
>: >Justin won't do much. Chibi-Usa ... now she may do something. After
>: >all, Marrissa does like Sailor Moon and Chibi-Usa is her daughter.
>:
>: Yeah, I thought so...I'm also thinking about a Vorlon (because they're
>: from the Babylon 5 universe, and you know what happens to cute kids
>: there ;))
>You are not ready
<Vorlon noises> If you go to E'ter'prise, you will die.
>: and maybe Sasami from Tenchi Muyo!(because she'd be even
>: younger than Marrissa). Though not both at once, of course.
>Ineffective.
Probably, but she could at least distract her with Ryo-ohki (in
spaceship form) while we execute the main plan.
>: Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, who portrayed Marrissa in the
>: episode "Disaster", anyway?
>Erika Flores, who went on to become Colleen on Dr. Quin for the first
>two seasons. She quit to have a more normal life.
Ah, I see.
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, so if a blond girl comes up to you
and says that her last name is Flores, *don't* faint.
Stephen Ratliff
Matthew R Blackwell (mbla...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: On 17 Apr 1998 16:12:53 GMT, srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff)
: wrote:
:
: >Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go kill some trolls.
: >[Stephen goes off muttering 'they had to bring up the slash debate
: >again']
: >
:
: Well, I'm stil curious how a pairing between Riker and Troi would fit
: into the gay sex category anyway.
Well if you put Data in the middle...
:
: >Stephen Ratliff, who's heard this post before
:
: Who hasn't on that group?
some of the 77 new authors who joined the group this year.
:
: Matt- Wondering where part 5 of the A.S.C. awards is...
Still writing it. It got delayed due to programming assignments.
Stephen Ratliff
BERTMARCH (bert...@aol.com) wrote:
: >> Stephen Ratliff, who wonders about those long appointments with Jay
: >> Marrissa has. Does she really want a score of children?
:
: 'appointments'? What does that mean Mr. Ratliff?
: "Um...they're telling secrets?"
: Good. If you told me they were having sex, I'd go insane.
I just keep a copy of the appointment book. What Jay and Marrissa do on
Risa is thier own business. However, Tom might want to worry. After
all watching over one of Marrissa's spawn is hard enough. A half a
dozen or so...
Stephen
Stephen Ratliff
Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
: Stephen Ratliff <srat...@runet.edu> wrote:
: :Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
: :: :Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
: :: :: jello. Wait.. i shouldn't have said anything, should i?
: ::
: :: :Nope, you shouldn't have ... in fact due to a plot device, the moment
: :: :you enter the Marrissa Universe, you will automatically add 100 years to
: :: :your age. Have an nice day :)
: ::
: :: Ahh.... i suppose that could be a bit of a problem.
: :: Of course if got centuries to come up with some techno-babble to counter
: :: the effects, so i think i can handle it.
:
: :OK, then you need to apply for a techo-babble licence. Fill out these
: :forms in triplicate (hands Jello a large box full of forms) Turn them
: :in to Jeri Talyor. She'll get back to you in a million or so years
:
: What if i already have one from another universe?
: <jello whips out his...... wallet! (naughty of you for thinking that)>
: See, certified for the "Killer Paisleys" Universe Number G-Mark-7.
hmmm, everything seems to be in order. Now in order to write in the
Marrissa Universe, you must watch TNG's "Diaster" and read the unmsted
versions (current revisions) of all Marrissa Stories (all 21)
:
: :: jello. At least i will after i take over the world and put a crack team
: :: of writers on it.
:
: :Oh, that plan. I hate to say it, but those intending to take over the
: :world tend to go insane, (if not already)
:
: He don't know me too well, do he.
Well, you do list yourself as a CS person, so I guess you are already
insane.
:
: :Stephen Ratliff, who got his techo-babble licence before the forms got
: :really bad.
:
: jello. Same here, egads has the red tape gotten to be hell on wheels.
Yes, I had to fill out a ten page form to apply to graduate.
Stephen Ratliff, expected gradutation: Dec '98
Stephen Ratliff
FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
: Stephen Ratliff wrote:
:
: > : Jello wrote:
: > :
: > : I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab some of my more useful gadgets. I
: > : should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's universe since I'm not an adult
: > : and as such I have more power than you.
: > :
: > I allow you to do...
:
: Let's see my character is based on a real person so if you kill me I'll just
: reanimate, like Sasha did.
you mean Shayna
:
: > : --
: > : Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
: > Ahh... A spy... you'll be able to find out what Marrissa is doing, but
: > your leader will never listen to you. You will be caught by Marrissa's
: > sister Jackie... results currently unknown. (Depends on how much help
: > Jello gets, and if you talk.
:
: I'll never talk and the moment you let your defenses down,even a little, I'll
: escape.
:
: You don't really expect me to talk, do you Ratliff?
No I don't, Mr Bond.
:
: > Stephen Ratliff
:
: Pure evil or misguided boy? You decide.
Oh, by the way, Tom, I've assigned you to Section 31.
Stephen Ratliff
Stephen Ratliff
rog...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
: In article <6h6f9t$g...@newslink.runet.edu>,
: srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff) wrote:
: >
: > Stephen Ratliff, who wonders about those long appointments with Jay
: > Marrissa has. Does she really want a score of children?
:
:
: I take it that, between now and the late 24th Century, the Pope STILL
: hasn't backed down on his stance against contraception, then?
No, Marrissa missed that class :)
Stephen Ratliff
FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
: Stephen Ratliff wrote:
:
: > FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
: > :
: > : > A,A,M&K (aam...@snip.net) wrote:
: > : > : On 17 Apr 1998 14:42:26 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
: > : > :
: > : > : >FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
: > : > : >:> jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn
: > : > : >:>Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
: > : > : >
: > : > : >: I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab
: > : > : >: some of my more useful gadgets. I
: > : > : >:should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's
: > : > : >: universe since I'm not an adult
: > : > : >:and as such I have more power than you.
: > : > : >
: > : > : >else that's under 20, with your help we might stand a chance!
: > : > :
: > : > : I'll help you! I can bring my sister's Hanson CD, and, if I know
: > : > : 12-year-old girls, distract her long enough to defeat her!
: > : > :
: > : > Sorry, all that will do is make you lose your sister's Hanson CD.
: > : >
: > : > : >:MSTie #83019
: > : > : >
: > : > : >jello. Or not.
: > : > :
: > : > : Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could bring Justin from
: > : > : Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
: > : >
: > : > Justin won't do much. Chibi-Usa ... now she may do something. After
: > : > all, Marrissa does like Sailor Moon and Chibi-Usa is her daughter.
: > :
: > : And if that doesn't work I
: > : challenge Marrissa to a deathmatch in Goldeneye.
: > : With the following rules. First
: > : to five points wins. The level is Complex and
: > : the special weapon is proximity
: > : mines. If I win, Hilary gets all her
: > : titles back. If I lose, Marrissa gets me.
: >
: > Well, Marrissa doesn't want Hilary's titles...
:
: > However, Marrissa does want you.
:
: um, uh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: <Tom opens window and prepares
: to jump>
:
: <Tom realizes he's on the second floor and jumping won't kill him>
:
: <Tom closes window and make noose with belt>
:
: <Tom hangs up belt and puts his neck in the noose>
:
: > Why?
:
: Please, dear GOD, let it be decent. Nothing obscene, please!
:
: > well she heard that you might make a good babysitter.
:
: I don't come cheap. I'd ask how she knows, but I know you know.
:
: <Tom gets off chair and takes off noose>
:
: Yup, Marrissa want me. My life is over.
Ok, Marrissa will bring Sara by around six. Jay will pick her up at
ten. Four times your usaul fee will be deposited in you bank account.
Stephen Ratliff, who will let Tom tell you how it goes. (Sara will be
two for the purposes of this little adventure)
Soundwave [Chad Gould]
Stephen Ratliff opened the Book of the Dead and recited:
>: On 17 Apr 1998 16:12:53 GMT, srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff)
>: wrote:
>: >Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go kill some trolls.
>: >[Stephen goes off muttering 'they had to bring up the slash debate
>: >again']
>: Well, I'm stil curious how a pairing between Riker and Troi would fit
>: into the gay sex category anyway.
>Well if you put Data in the middle...
Nah, that would just make Riker and Troi kinky.
>: >Stephen Ratliff, who's heard this post before
>: Who hasn't on that group?
>some of the 77 new authors who joined the group this year.
The art of reading the FAQ must have reached a new low.
Mike Barklage
Jello wrote in message <6h7plm$k1t$1...@solaria.cc.gatech.edu>...
>jello. Off to find a watery tart.
Marrissa may be evil, but I never thought of her as a "watery tart."
Mike Barklage, she does, however, throw swords at people
--
bark...@amnix.com -- MSTie #19634 -- http://www.amnix.com/~barklage
"You know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far
that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch
yourself? That's how I feel all the time." -- Steven Wright
Jello
Mike Barklage <bark...@amnix.com> wrote:
:Jello wrote in message <6h7plm$k1t$1...@solaria.cc.gatech.edu>...
:>jello. Off to find a watery tart.
:Marrissa may be evil, but I never thought of her as a "watery tart."
Interesting interpretation there Mike, i wonder how many others thought that.
And i hope the wrath of the RevengeFic isn't cursed upon you for even
allowing the possiblity of her being a 'watery tart'
:Mike Barklage, she does, however, throw swords at people
jello. Now that part i did mean...
A,A,M&K
On 17 Apr 1998 22:17:09 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
>A,A,M&K <aam...@snip.net> wrote:
>:On 17 Apr 1998 18:54:24 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
>
><snip good, but knowingly flawed, plans>
>
>:>:>:Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could bring Justin from
>:>:>:Power Rangers Turbo and Chibi-Usa too!
>:>:>
>:>:>jello. No. No Chibi-Usa. No. Uh uh.
>:>
>:>:Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, true, she might defect to
>:>:Marrissa's side...
>:>
>:>jello. Might? What is this "Might"?
>
>:It's an adverb indicating possibility, but that's not important right
>:now!
>
>i thought it was a synonym for strength?
Well, that too, but in *this* case...
>:Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, gee, Brain, what're we gonna do
>:tomorrow night?
>
>jello. i dunno about you, but i gotta work. <pout>
Darn, I was hoping someone'd respond with-no, wait, I won't ruin it in
case someone decides to.
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, maybe we could get Sailor Saturn
to... hmmm, that might actually work...
Roger M. Wilcox
On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 23:15:09 -0700, Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca>
wrote:
>rog...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>>
>> In article <3536C9...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca>,
>> hd...@po-box.mcgill.ca wrote:
>> >
>> > Hilary, Queen of Sin
>> > Go, ye heros, go to glory!
>>
>> 'Though we die in combat gory?
>
>Ye shall live in song and story!
Go? To immortality?
Roger M. Wilcox, who played the Sergeant in _Pirates of Penzance_ and got
to faint when Mabel got to the verse that said "Go ye
heroes, go and die!"
--
rog...@ix.netcom.com (Roger M. Wilcox) -- formerly known as "Tracer"
Unlawful to use this e-mail address for commercial solicitation: 47 USC 227
MSTie # 38808 | http://www.netcom.com/~rogermw ... now in EXTRA bold!
I'm sodium! <*> | "The Truth, as always, is more complicated than that"
A,A,M&K
On 18 Apr 1998 16:51:46 GMT, srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff)
wrote:
>Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
>: Stephen Ratliff <srat...@runet.edu> wrote:
>: :Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
>: :: Stephen Ratliff <srat...@runet.edu> wrote:
>: :: :Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
>: :: :: jello. Wait.. i shouldn't have said anything, should i?
>: ::
>: :: :Nope, you shouldn't have ... in fact due to a plot device, the moment
>: :: :you enter the Marrissa Universe, you will automatically add 100 years to
>: :: :your age. Have an nice day :)
>: ::
>: :: Ahh.... i suppose that could be a bit of a problem.
>: :: Of course if got centuries to come up with some techno-babble to counter
>: :: the effects, so i think i can handle it.
>:
>: :OK, then you need to apply for a techo-babble licence. Fill out these
>: :forms in triplicate (hands Jello a large box full of forms) Turn them
>: :in to Jeri Talyor. She'll get back to you in a million or so years
>:
>: What if i already have one from another universe?
>: <jello whips out his...... wallet! (naughty of you for thinking that)>
>: See, certified for the "Killer Paisleys" Universe Number G-Mark-7.
>
>hmmm, everything seems to be in order. Now in order to write in the
>Marrissa Universe, you must watch TNG's "Diaster" and read the unmsted
>versions (current revisions) of all Marrissa Stories (all 21)
Ohhhhhhhhh, so *that*'s how you protect it! Dang you, Stephen
Ratliff, dang you all to hey!
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, oh, well, it's a small
sacrifice...
ACMCE
>aamandk (A.nsP) wrote:
> Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
>>A,A,M&K <aam...@snip.net> wrote:
>>:On 17 Apr 1998 18:54:24 GMT, Jello <je...@cc.gatech.edu> wrote:
>>
>><snip good, but knowingly flawed, plans>
>Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, true, she might defect to
>>:>:Marrissa's side...
>>:>
>>:>jello. Might? What is this "Might"?
>>:It's an adverb indicating possibility, but that's not important right
>>:now!
>>
>>:Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, gee, Brain, what're we gonna do
>>:tomorrow night?
>>
>>jello. i dunno about you, but i gotta work. <pout>
>Darn, I was hoping someone'd respond with-no, wait, I won't ruin it in
>case someone decides to.
Well, I imagine we'll do what we do every night: Try and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Angela. who had a semi-argument with someone about whether the Brain is
supposed to sound like Orson Welles ( I said yes, well you can guess what she
said.)
Hilary Doda
Roger M. Wilcox wrote:
>
> On Fri, 17 Apr 1998 23:15:09 -0700, Hilary Doda <hd...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca>
> wrote:
>
> >rog...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
> >>
> >> In article <3536C9...@PO-Box.nospam.mcgill.ca>,
> >> hd...@po-box.mcgill.ca wrote:
> >> >
> >> > Hilary, Queen of Sin
> >> > Go, ye heros, go to glory!
> >>
> >> 'Though we die in combat gory?
> >
> >Ye shall live in song and story!
>
> Go? To immortality?
Go and do your best endeavour.
Hilary, Queen of Sin
I was never in Penzance, but I got to be Gianetta in a short scene from
Gondoliers once. :)
"We're open to conviction!"
"Oh, they've often been convicted! <oops>."
FoxTrot
Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
> : Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> :
> : > FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
Hmmm, $60 an hour. Is it worth it?
> Stephen Ratliff, who will let Tom tell you how it goes. (Sara will be
> two for the purposes of this little adventure)
Is Sara toliet-trained or still in diapers? I don't babysit the diaperclad.
/
--
Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
MSTie #83019
"I like to believe that if Bill Gates were trapped down
FoxTrot
Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> BERTMARCH (bert...@aol.com) wrote:
> : >> Stephen Ratliff, who wonders about those long appointments with Jay
> : >> Marrissa has. Does she really want a score of children?
> :
> : 'appointments'? What does that mean Mr. Ratliff?
> : "Um...they're telling secrets?"
> : Good. If you told me they were having sex, I'd go insane.
>
> I just keep a copy of the appointment book. What Jay and Marrissa do on
> Risa is thier own business. However, Tom might want to worry. After
> all watching over one of Marrissa's spawn is hard enough. A half a
> dozen or so...
Oh, great. I go camping for 2 days and Marrissa spawns another five
children. I better go out and buy some rope. Thank God for the Boy Scout
training I have for tying knots and lashings. Would Marrissa get mad if I
lashed the children together? Maybe I'll tie them to my scout stave or some
stable bolted down piece of decor.
> Stephen
You're evil.
Average Joe Barlow
<Piggyback>
>:Stephen Ratliff, who wonders about those long appointments with Jay
>:Marrissa has. Does she really want a score of children?
Umm, Steve? You really need to lay off the cough syrup, man.
I'm worried about you.
-AverageJoe, who can only say "Sad, really."
-----
"Average Joe" Barlow MiSTie #73097
jba...@earthling.net http://www.ipass.net/~jbarlow
"Where, oh werewolf..." - Mike Nelson, MST3K #904
Average Joe Barlow
On 18 Apr 1998 16:58:59 GMT, srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff)
wrote:
>I just keep a copy of the appointment book. What Jay and Marrissa do on
>Risa is thier own business. However, Tom might want to worry. After
>all watching over one of Marrissa's spawn is hard enough. A half a
>dozen or so...
Damn, Steve! Please, please, please, in the name of all that's
Holy, don't ever use the word "Marrissa" and "spawn" in the same
sentence again. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
-AverageJoe: And the wild Marrissa returns upstream every year... but
I kid the Gentleman of RATMM
FoxTrot
A,A,M&K wrote:
> Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, gee, Brain, what're we gonna do
> tomorrow night?
The same thing we do every night, Andrew. Try to kill Marrissa.
FoxTrot
Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> hmmm, everything seems to be in order. Now in order to write in the
> Marrissa Universe, you must watch TNG's "Diaster" and read the unmsted
> versions (current revisions) of all Marrissa Stories (all 21)
I'd just like to say hehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
FoxTrot
Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
> : Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> :
> : > FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
> : > : Jello wrote:
> : > : > jello. Off to tackle the demonspawn Marrissa. Umm... Anyone wanna help?
> : > :
> : > : I'll go with you Jello, let me just grab some of my more useful gadgets. I
> : > : should be able to help you a lot in Marrissa's universe since I'm not an adult
> : > : and as such I have more power than you.
> : > :
> : > Power in the Marrissa Universe is granted by me ... lets see what should
> : > I allow you to do...
> :
> : Let's see my character is based on a real person so if you kill me I'll just
> : reanimate, like Sasha did.
>
> you mean Shayna
whatever =)
> : > : --
> : > : Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
> : > Ahh... A spy... you'll be able to find out what Marrissa is doing, but
> : > your leader will never listen to you. You will be caught by Marrissa's
> : > sister Jackie... results currently unknown. (Depends on how much help
> : > Jello gets, and if you talk.
> :
> : I'll never talk and the moment you let your defenses down,even a little, I'll
> : escape.
> :
> : You don't really expect me to talk, do you Ratliff?
>
> No I don't, Mr Bond.
No, Ratliff. You were supposed to say 'No, I expect you to die!'
> :
> : > Stephen Ratliff
> :
> : Pure evil or misguided boy? You decide.
>
> Oh, by the way, Tom, I've assigned you to Section 31.
<Dexter Mode on>
What is this, Section 31?
</dexter mode>
A,A,M&K
On Sun, 19 Apr 1998 18:03:16 GMT, FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com>
wrote:
>A,A,M&K wrote:
>
>> Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, gee, Brain, what're we gonna do
>> tomorrow night?
>
> The same thing we do every night, Andrew. Try to kill Marrissa.
Yes! I was going for this!
They're Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron and the FoxTrot, Trot,
Trot, Trot, Trot!
Stephen Ratliff
Average Joe" Barlow (jba...@earthling.net) wrote:
: <Piggyback>
:
: >:Stephen Ratliff, who wonders about those long appointments with Jay
: >:Marrissa has. Does she really want a score of children?
:
: Umm, Steve? You really need to lay off the cough syrup, man.
: I'm worried about you.
Stephen disclaims all posts made on Friday. He was under the influance
of his alegery medication. Thank you.
Stephen Ratliff, asleep at the keyboard.
Stephen Ratliff
: wrote:
:
: >I just keep a copy of the appointment book. What Jay and Marrissa do on
: >Risa is thier own business. However, Tom might want to worry. After
: >all watching over one of Marrissa's spawn is hard enough. A half a
: >dozen or so...
:
: Damn, Steve! Please, please, please, in the name of all that's
: Holy, don't ever use the word "Marrissa" and "spawn" in the same
: sentence again. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
I didn't coin the term.
Stephen Ratliff
Stephen Ratliff
FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
: Stephen Ratliff wrote:
:
: > FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
: > :
: > : Here gives these back to Hilary.
: > :
: > : > However, Marrissa does want you.
: > :
: > : um, uh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: > : <Tom opens window and prepares
: > : to jump>
: > :
: > : <Tom realizes he's on the second floor and jumping won't kill him>
: > :
: > : <Tom closes window and make noose with belt>
: > :
: > : <Tom hangs up belt and puts his neck in the noose>
: > :
: > : > Why?
: > :
: > : Please, dear GOD, let it be decent. Nothing obscene, please!
: > :
: > : > well she heard that you might make a good babysitter.
: > :
: > : I don't come cheap. I'd ask how she knows, but I know you know.
: > :
: > : <Tom gets off chair and takes off noose>
: > :
: > : Yup, Marrissa want me. My life is over.
: >
: > Ok, Marrissa will bring Sara by around six. Jay will pick her up at
: > ten. Four times your usaul fee will be deposited in you bank account.
:
: Hmmm, $60 an hour. Is it worth it?
:
: > Stephen Ratliff, who will let Tom tell you how it goes. (Sara will be
: > two for the purposes of this little adventure)
:
: Is Sara toliet-trained or still in diapers? I don't babysit the diaperclad.
Stephen Ratliff
FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
: Stephen Ratliff wrote:
:
: > : >> Stephen Ratliff, who wonders about those long appointments with Jay
: > : >> Marrissa has. Does she really want a score of children?
: > :
: > : "Um...they're telling secrets?"
: > : Good. If you told me they were having sex, I'd go insane.
: > I just keep a copy of the appointment book. What Jay and Marrissa do on
: > Risa is thier own business. However, Tom might want to worry. After
: > all watching over one of Marrissa's spawn is hard enough. A half a
: > dozen or so...
:
: children. I better go out and buy some rope. Thank God for the Boy Scout
: training I have for tying knots and lashings. Would Marrissa get mad if I
: lashed the children together? Maybe I'll tie them to my scout stave or some
: stable bolted down piece of decor.
Don't worry, you'll never have to deal with all of them at once. As for
tying them up ... Marrissa would perfer you don't.
: > Stephen
:
: You're evil.
Ops, have to go to confession again. Apparently I've become to evil
lately.
cmeh...@staff.uwsuper.edu
Somehow, FoxTrot got this message out of Ward E:
>
> Stephen Ratliff wrote:
>
> > hmmm, everything seems to be in order. Now in order to write in the
> > Marrissa Universe, you must watch TNG's "Diaster" and read the unmsted
> > versions (current revisions) of all Marrissa Stories (all 21)
>
> I'd just like to say hehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
I'd just like to say......."21?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!"
Chris "SHEESH!" Mehring
"I try not to see the mice in the corner 'cause then the elephant walks out
the door." --Al McGuire
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FoxTrot
Jello wrote:
> FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
> :Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> :> FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
> :> : And if that doesn't work I
> :> : challenge Marrissa to a deathmatch in Goldeneye.
> :> : With the following rules. First
> :> : to five points wins. The level is Complex and
> :> : the special weapon is proximity
> :> : mines. If I win, Hilary gets all her
> :> : titles back. If I lose, Marrissa gets me.
> :>
> :> Well, Marrissa doesn't want Hilary's titles...
>
> :Hey Jello, this was a lot easier than we thought it'd be. Here gives these back to
> :Hilary.
>
> Ok, great...
> <jello stuffs the titles into his bad of holding>
>
> :> However, Marrissa does want you.
>
> :um, uh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!<Tom opens :window and prepares
> :to jump>
> :<Tom realizes he's on the second floor and jumping won't kill him>
> :<Tom closes window and make noose with belt>
> :<Tom hangs up belt and puts his neck in the noose>
> :> Why?
> :Please, dear GOD, let it be decent. Nothing obscene, please!
> :> well she heard that you might make a good babysitter.
> :I don't come cheap. I'd ask how she knows, but I know you know.
> :<Tom gets off chair and takes off noose>
> :Yup, Marrissa want me. My life is over.
>
> We've got the titles, RUN MAN RUN!
Good Idea. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!
> :Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
>
> jello. Beat feet guy!
I'M GOING, I'M GOING
<All of a sudden a transporter beam starts to envelope Tom>
GO JELLO, GO ON WITHOUT ME. I WISH YOU AND HILARY THE BEST. TELL ELIZABETH I LOVE HER.
<Tom dissappears and then reappears inside a transporter room and is surrounded by
guards>
<He surrenders, but is already plotting to escape>
FoxTrot
Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:
> : Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> :
> : > BERTMARCH (bert...@aol.com) wrote:
> : > : >> Stephen Ratliff, who wonders about those long appointments with Jay
> : > : >> Marrissa has. Does she really want a score of children?
> : > :
> : > : 'appointments'? What does that mean Mr. Ratliff?
> : > : "Um...they're telling secrets?"
> : > : Good. If you told me they were having sex, I'd go insane.
> : >
> : > I just keep a copy of the appointment book. What Jay and Marrissa do on
> : > Risa is thier own business. However, Tom might want to worry. After
> : > all watching over one of Marrissa's spawn is hard enough. A half a
> : > dozen or so...
> :
> : Oh, great. I go camping for 2 days and Marrissa spawns another five
> : children. I better go out and buy some rope. Thank God for the Boy Scout
> : training I have for tying knots and lashings. Would Marrissa get mad if I
> : lashed the children together? Maybe I'll tie them to my scout stave or some
> : stable bolted down piece of decor.
> :
> Don't worry, you'll never have to deal with all of them at once. As for
> tying them up ... Marrissa would perfer you don't.
How about if a take a piece of non-abrasive rope and tie one end around one of
their ankles and the other around something bolted to the floor.
Jello
FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
:Jello wrote:
:> We've got the titles, RUN MAN RUN!
:Good Idea. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!
:> :Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
:>
:> jello. Beat feet guy!
:I'M GOING, I'M GOING
:<All of a sudden a transporter beam starts to envelope Tom>
:GO JELLO, GO ON WITHOUT ME. I WISH YOU AND HILARY THE BEST. TELL ELIZABETH I LOVE HER.
Oh damn. We lost Fox.
:<Tom dissappears and then reappears inside a transporter room and is surrounded by
:guards>
:<He surrenders, but is already plotting to escape>
If he's not back in two weeks i'll actually have to get that Techobabble
license for the Ratliffverse to get him out..
:Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
jello. This is gonna hurt.
TCurryFan
"srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff)" said:
>Stephen Ratliff, asleep at the keyboard.
Well, that explains a LOT.
>--
>Stephen Ratliff CS Major, Radford University.
>srat...@runet.edu Radford, Virginia 24142-7496
>rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc's polite target. Marrissa Stories Author
>http://www.cs.runet.edu/~sratliff/
>http://www.cs.runet.edu/~sratliff/FAQs/ FAQ Maintainer for ASC.
>
>The ASC Awards winners will be announce this Friday or Saturday.
>http://www.cs.runet.edu/~sratliff/awards/
>
>- "Chief, how does that poem end?" "You don't want to know."
> - Garek and O'Brien about "The Charge of the Light Brigade" in
> Deep Space Nine's "Sacrifice of Angels"
Catherine johnson. But I kid Stephen; I'm a kidder.
TCur...@aol.com ---------- Sailor Andromeda ---------- MiSTie #75, 125
"You're right, this really was the best vacation ever. Now let's never speak
of it again."
-Marge Simpson, _The_Simpsons_.
TCurryFan
"jba...@earthling.net ("Average Joe" Barlow)" said:
>On 18 Apr 1998 16:58:59 GMT, srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff)
>wrote:
>
>>I just keep a copy of the appointment book. What Jay and
>>Marrissa do on Risa is thier own business. However, Tom might
>>want to worry. After all watching over one of Marrissa's spawn is
>>hard enough. A half a dozen or so...
>
>Damn, Steve! Please, please, please, in the name of all that's
>Holy, don't ever use the word "Marrissa" and "spawn" in the same
>sentence again. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
>
>-AverageJoe: And the wild Marrissa returns upstream every
>year... but I kid the Gentleman of RATMM
Hehehe... That's such an... Odd image. But cute. ^_
<BLOUNGE!>
>-----
> "Average Joe" Barlow MiSTie #73097
> jba...@earthling.net http://www.ipass.net/~jbarlow
> "Where, oh werewolf..." - Mike Nelson, MST3K #904
Catherine Johnson. "Wild Marrissa"? Yeah, that fits...
Stephen Ratliff
Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
: FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
: :Jello wrote:
: :> We've got the titles, RUN MAN RUN!
:
: :Good Idea. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!
:
: :> :Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
: :>
: :> jello. Beat feet guy!
:
: :I'M GOING, I'M GOING
:
: :<All of a sudden a transporter beam starts to envelope Tom>
:
: :GO JELLO, GO ON WITHOUT ME. I WISH YOU AND HILARY THE BEST. TELL ELIZABETH I LOVE HER.
:
: Oh damn. We lost Fox.
:
: :<Tom dissappears and then reappears inside a transporter room and is surrounded by
: :guards>
:
: :<He surrenders, but is already plotting to escape>
:
: If he's not back in two weeks i'll actually have to get that Techobabble
: license for the Ratliffverse to get him out..
:
Now.
[Tom "Foxtrot" Cox reappears. His outfit is covered with strawberry
juice]
I take it he's glad that Jackie (the regular babysiter) is back on the
Enterprise.
: :Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
:
: jello. This is gonna hurt.
If you still want the technobabble lincence, let me know.
Stephen Ratliff
Mike Ralls
On 19 Apr 1998, TCurryFan wrote:
> "srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff)" said:
>
> >Stephen Ratliff, asleep at the keyboard.
>
> Well, that explains a LOT.
If an infite number of Stephen Ratliff's were tryping in their sleep at an
infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would make the greatest
fan fic of all time.
**************************************************************
Mike Ralls
Enterpized - Six Monkeys, ten minutes. (paraphrased 1 point)
But I kid Ratliff. I'm a kidder.
FoxTrot
TCurryFan wrote:
> "jba...@earthling.net ("Average Joe" Barlow)" said:
> >-AverageJoe: And the wild Marrissa returns upstream every
> >year... but I kid the Gentleman of RATMM
>
> Hehehe... That's such an... Odd image. But cute. ^_
> <BLOUNGE!>
OH MY GOD!!!! Catherine lost an eye!!!!
--
Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
FoxTrot
Stephen Ratliff wrote:
> Jello (je...@cc.gatech.edu) wrote:
> : FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com> wrote:
> : :Jello wrote:
> : :> We've got the titles, RUN MAN RUN!
> :
> : :Good Idea. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!
> :
> : :> :Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
> : :>
> : :> jello. Beat feet guy!
> :
> : :I'M GOING, I'M GOING
> :
> : :<All of a sudden a transporter beam starts to envelope Tom>
> :
> ::GO JELLO, GO ON WITHOUT ME. I WISH YOU AND HILARY THE ::BEST. TELL ELIZABETH I LOVE HER.
> :
> : Oh damn. We lost Fox.
> :
> : :<Tom dissappears and then reappears inside a transporter room and is surrounded ::by
> guards>
> :
> : :<He surrenders, but is already plotting to escape>
> :
> : If he's not back in two weeks i'll actually have to get that Techobabble
> : license for the Ratliffverse to get him out..
> :
> Don't worry, he should be back just about ....
>
> Now.
> [Tom "Foxtrot" Cox reappears. His outfit is covered with strawberry
> juice]
>
> I take it he's glad that Jackie (the regular babysiter) is back on the
> Enterprise.
<Tom starts walking towards his personal arsenal at the RATMM complex>
Jello: Tom, where are you going?
Tom: To get some heavier weapons for taking out Marrissa and her spawn. I'm going back in
there, fully armed. Nobody pours strawberry juice all over me for days straight and lives.
> : :Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
> :
> : jello. This is gonna hurt.
it's only gonna hurt Marrissa.
--
Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox about to start posting from behind enemy lines, again
Stephen Ratliff
FoxTrot (Fox...@Mailcity.com) wrote:: > :
: > : :<Tom dissappears and then reappears inside a transporter room and is surrounded ::by
: > guards>
: > :
: > : :<He surrenders, but is already plotting to escape>
: > :
: > : If he's not back in two weeks i'll actually have to get that Techobabble
: > : license for the Ratliffverse to get him out..
: > :
: > Don't worry, he should be back just about ....
: >
: > Now.
: > [Tom "Foxtrot" Cox reappears. His outfit is covered with strawberry
: > juice]
: >
: > I take it he's glad that Jackie (the regular babysiter) is back on the
: > Enterprise.
:
: <Tom starts walking towards his personal arsenal at the RATMM complex>
:
: Jello: Tom, where are you going?
:
: Tom: To get some heavier weapons for
: taking out Marrissa and her spawn. I'm going back in
: there, fully armed. Nobody pours strawberry
: juice all over me for days straight and lives.
It was only five hours, and you did unlock the replicator.
:
: > : :Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
: > :
: > : jello. This is gonna hurt.
:
: it's only gonna hurt Marrissa.
Hurting Marrissa is not advisable, especially in her own universe.
Besides, Marrissa does give hazard pay.
Stephen Ratliff, who reminds you that Marrissa may still need more
babysitters, Tom has apparently decided not to do it again (not that I
blame him. I don't babysit Marrissa's children)
A,A,M&K
On Mon, 20 Apr 1998 01:00:05 GMT, FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com>
wrote:
>TCurryFan wrote:
>
>> "jba...@earthling.net ("Average Joe" Barlow)" said:
>> >-AverageJoe: And the wild Marrissa returns upstream every
>> >year... but I kid the Gentleman of RATMM
>>
>> Hehehe... That's such an... Odd image. But cute. ^_
>> <BLOUNGE!>
>
> OH MY GOD!!!! Catherine lost an eye!!!!
AAAAAH! YOU ARE ME!
Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, this is the first time I've ever
had someone else in my head...
David
>BERTMARCH (bert...@aol.com) wrote:
>: >> Stephen Ratliff, who wonders about those long appointments with Jay
>: >> Marrissa has. Does she really want a score of children?
>:
>: 'appointments'? What does that mean Mr. Ratliff?
>: "Um...they're telling secrets?"
>: Good. If you told me they were having sex, I'd go insane.
>
>I just keep a copy of the appointment book. What Jay and Marrissa do on
>Risa is thier own business. However, Tom might want to worry. After
>all watching over one of Marrissa's spawn is hard enough. A half a
>dozen or so...
It occurs to me that the children of a person so important and
nigh-omnipotent as Marrissa would either tend to coast through their
childhoods ("You can't make me! My mom'll blow up your homeworld if
you make me do my homework!") and fail to learn any of the common
decency or sense of welfare for others that makes someone a good
person, instead growing up into petty, cruel, arrogant beasts who use
their mother's reputation to get away with whatever they want, or
they'll be forced to try to excel by their mother's unreasonably high
standards and control-freakishness even if they are incapable of
anything more than mediocrity, and will grow up with a deep-seated
hatred and fear of the parent who tormented them as children. This
second option I dub the Clayton Debra Susan Forrester Effect. (Ooh,
look! The rare and mysterious on-topic statement. Let's watch...)
So, either Marrissa's descendents will become tinpot dictators ruling
over the fragmented remains of the once-majestic Federation, or
they'll wind up in caves running their prisoners through cheesy
holodeck simulations in a vain attempt to take over a world so as to
gain the mother's love and acceptance they never got as children.
Hey, Stephen, throw in a little time travel or stasis and either one
of these possibilities would make for a pretty good story. Of course,
for you to write them, you would need to admit that Marrissa isn't
able to run the entire Federation single-handed and still have the
time and energy left over to raise her brood of children properly, so
I won't hold my breath.
David
(I just know I'm gonna get yelled at for suggesting that Ratliff write
something.)
rog...@ix.netcom.com
In article <6hamkr$p...@newslink.runet.edu>#1/1,
srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff) wrote:
>
> rog...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
> :
> : I take it that, between now and the late 24th Century, the Pope STILL
> : hasn't backed down on his stance against contraception, then?
>
> No, Marrissa missed that class :)
Great. 21 minute Kobayashi Maru time, ranked first in her class in
Ship's Phaser Penmanship, and she's never even heard of Nonoxynol-9.
--
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Unlawful to use this e-mail address for commercial solicitation: 47 USC 227
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I'm sodium! <*> | "The truth, as always, is more complicated than that."
Russell Alderson
And then Sratliff had this to say about Ratliff Gas ....:
> Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go kill some trolls.
> rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc's polite target.
Pardon me, kind sir Mr. Ratliff, but before you go, may I fire at your
torso with my replica Tickle Bazooka?
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TCurryFan
"FoxTrot <Fox...@Mailcity.com>" said:
>TCurryFan wrote:
>> "jba...@earthling.net ("Average Joe" Barlow)" said:
>> >-AverageJoe: And the wild Marrissa returns upstream every
>> >year... but I kid the Gentleman of RATMM
>>
>> Hehehe... That's such an... Odd image. But cute. ^_
>> <BLOUNGE!>
>
> OH MY GOD!!!! Catherine lost an eye!!!!
My eye! My only eye!
<5 points, modified>
>--
>Tom "FoxTrot the Super Spy" Cox
>MSTie #83019
>
> "I like to believe that if Bill Gates were trapped down
>in Dead Rock Canyon Lassie would just cover him with dirt and
>never reveal the body's location." -Merlynn
Catherine Johnson.
Stephen Ratliff
Russell Alderson (mrc...@shell.dialnet.net) wrote:
: And then Sratliff had this to say about Ratliff Gas ....:
: > Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go kill some trolls.
:
: > rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc's polite target.
:
: Pardon me, kind sir Mr. Ratliff, but before you go, may I fire at your
: torso with my replica Tickle Bazooka?
Of course you can, but first, may I remind the gentleman that what ever
you damage, you have to replace. (And you might think the blond girl
behind you is a better target)
Stephen Ratliff
Bill Livingston
Previously on "Weird Science", Rogerm wrote:
>srat...@runet.edu (Stephen Ratliff) wrote:
>> rog...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>> :
>> : I take it that, between now and the late 24th Century, the Pope STILL
>> : hasn't backed down on his stance against contraception, then?
>>
>> No, Marrissa missed that class :)
>
>Great. 21 minute Kobayashi Maru time, ranked first in her class in
>Ship's Phaser Penmanship, and she's never even heard of Nonoxynol-9.
With Benzoyl Peroxide, for extra cleansing power?
Bill L.
Oxycutioner
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
bi...@Traveller.COM http://www.hsv.tis.net/~bill
As long as you have your corpulent porpoises, life is worth living