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Philip Giunta

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Feb 1, 1995, 12:03:12 PM2/1/95
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I wonder why Playmates never thought of:

1. Data as Sherlock Holmes
2. Geordi as Watson
3. Moriarty
4. Picard in skimpy Risa vacation outfit.
5. Data with beard from "Schizoid Man"
6. Worf's Parents
7. Alexander
8. Duras
9. Riker as Prehistoric Manfrom "Genesis"
10. Barclay as spider from "Genesis"
11. Troi as amphibious woman from "Genesis"
12. A set of three D'abo girls
13. Jennifer Sisko
14. Kai Winn
15. Kai Opaka

Granted, most of these figures would never sell. Much like old Admiral McCoy.
Much like Jake Sisko will sell. NOT!!!

Jase Pittman-Wells

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Feb 1, 1995, 2:42:10 PM2/1/95
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And how about that Q Girl! And they could make a set of
four child figures of Guinan, Ro, Picard, and Crusher!
(Was it Crusher? Or Troi? My mind is failing me..) And
how about another Romulan figure..

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Jet Silverman

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Feb 1, 1995, 4:46:29 PM2/1/95
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I wonder why they never made the *young* Doctor Soong.

Q-DATA-BoxMaster

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Feb 1, 1995, 10:20:13 PM2/1/95
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In article <3goo6i$i...@crl10.crl.com> ja...@crl.com (Jase Pittman-Wells) writes:
>
>And how about that Q Girl! And they could make a set of
>four child figures of Guinan, Ro, Picard, and Crusher!
>(Was it Crusher? Or Troi? My mind is failing me..) And
>how about another Romulan figure..
>
>Jase

Actually, it's KEIKO O'BRIEN, Not Dr. Beverly. :) As one of my friends
reminded me a couple of weeks ago when we were trying to figure it
out, remember Molly screaming that she wanted her REAL mommy, and
refused to accept the "young" Keiko. And it always seemed odd that
O'Brien had slept with this character (well, presumably not during the
episode -- though who knows?). All I thought of when they were in a
scene together was "INCEST! INCEST!"

Anyway, the short answer is: Guinan, Ro, Picard, and Keiko.


BoxMaster

bell john michael

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Feb 2, 1995, 2:39:47 AM2/2/95
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How about these?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Wesley in blue/gray jumpsuit.
K'les (Klingon Mythological figure/emperor)
Mr. Mott the barber
Mrs. Troi's (big) servant. <<Lurch>>
Traveller
Jack Crusher


already mentioned
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Data as Holmes
Young Dr. Soong


michael
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William H. Binder

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Feb 2, 1995, 3:32:01 AM2/2/95
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Philip Giunta (IEU...@TJUVM.TJU.EDU) wrote:
: I wonder why Playmates never thought of:
:
Let's put it this way, Playmates has made over a hundred of these guys.
They probably WILL make these guys. Face it, Playmates will probably make
everyone ever in the show, (and a few who weren't).

Bill Binder

Jet Silverman

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Feb 2, 1995, 3:57:52 AM2/2/95
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How about Wesley in a casket?

Philip Giunta

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Feb 2, 1995, 9:27:18 AM2/2/95
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In article <3gq6qg$b...@hollywood.cinenet.net>

j...@hollywood.cinenet.net (Jet Silverman) writes:

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>How about Wesley in a casket?


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Li-Chueng A Fong

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Feb 2, 1995, 12:51:02 PM2/2/95
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In article <3gq283$c...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu> tin...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (bell john
michael) writes:
How about these?

Mrs. Troi's (big) servant. <<Lurch>>
--his name's Homm.

Lee Whiteside

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Feb 4, 1995, 11:51:00 AM2/4/95
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bell john michael (tin...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu) wrote:
: How about these?

: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
: Wesley in blue/gray jumpsuit.
: K'les (Klingon Mythological figure/emperor)
: Mr. Mott the barber
: Mrs. Troi's (big) servant. <<Lurch>>
: Traveller
: Jack Crusher


: already mentioned
: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
: Data as Holmes
: Young Dr. Soong

Let's not forgot these others they have overlooked (but give them time)...

Wild West Worf
Gunslinger Troi
Robin Hood Picard
Maid Marion Vash
Merry Man Worf
Friar Tuck Data
Lwaxana Troi in Betazoid Wedding Outfit
The musical Crew set:
Trombone Riker
Flautist Picard
Violin Data
Tap Dancing Dr. Crusher
Odo in a bucket


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Benjamin Hoppe

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Feb 4, 1995, 11:34:01 PM2/4/95
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Lee Whiteside (le...@indirect.com) wrote:


: : michael
: : tin...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu

I like the musical group ones, but I do not think we will see Lwaxana in
weedding outfit. "Woah! Anatomically Correct."

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bell john michael

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Feb 5, 1995, 3:12:13 PM2/5/95
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tu...@iglou.iglou.com (Benjamin Hoppe) writes:

>: Lwaxana Troi in Betazoid Wedding Outfit
>: The musical Crew set:
>: Trombone Riker
>: Flautist Picard
>: Violin Data
>: Tap Dancing Dr. Crusher

>I like the musical group ones, but I do not think we will see Lwaxana in

>weedding outfit. "Woah! Anatomically Correct."

We can only hope not.
michael
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George Ulrich

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Feb 5, 1995, 5:22:21 PM2/5/95
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Philip Giunta (IEU...@TJUVM.TJU.EDU) wrote:
: I wonder why Playmates never thought of:
:

How about Spot Data's cat. He can come a phaser for his accesories.

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bell john michael

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Feb 6, 1995, 12:02:41 AM2/6/95
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I really would like to see all the chars from 'All Good Things'.
They could do the future cast.
- Governor Worf -- w/gray hair and klingon garb
- Admiral Riker -- fat w/gray hair
- Capt. Beverly Picard -- in cool uniform
- Capt. (retired) Picard --- w/beard and tunic
- Geordi - w/eyes and civilian clothes
- Prof. Data - w/streaked hair and suit. (also w/ several cats)
- Troi (???) in casket?

I think these would sell better than some they have already done.

michael
tin...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu

FriscoD621

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Feb 6, 1995, 10:21:09 AM2/6/95
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Okay, what about:
The Traveller
Chief Engineer Argyle (or MacDougal, or Logan, or...[your favorite 1st
Season engineer here])
1st season Riker (no beard)
1st Season O'brien (red or gold uniform...also include accurate season 1/2
Phaser II as accessory)
"Blood Oath" Kor, Kang, Koloth
CAPT John Harriman
CAPT Rachel Garrett
LT Castillo
Cast in "Yesterday's Enterprise" 'War Universe' uniforms
Young Picard ("Tapestry"--also Cory and Marta)
Jack Crusher
TOS crew in ST2 uniforms (especially poseable Kirk, Scott, Chekov)
TOS crew in TMP uniforms
"The Cage" crew
"Where No Man..." crew
and, the ultimate idea...
Special Enterprise collectors editions of all five ships, with big light
up version of ship and action figure of that ship's captain (with Capt's
chair to sit in)
Wacky ideas I know but what the hey, if they can do a "Dathon" or
fifty-seven Picards...

Kate Orman

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Feb 7, 1995, 1:29:45 AM2/7/95
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In article <3govfl$i...@hollywood.cinenet.net> j...@hollywood.cinenet.net (Jet Silverman) writes:
>I wonder why they never made the *young* Doctor Soong.

Because sex is beautiful, natural, and good. But sex with your Doctor
Soong action figure is not beautiful, natural, nor good. :-)

Now, where'd I put my blow-up Lore doll?

Yours filthy at five-thirty


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Jet Silverman

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Feb 9, 1995, 4:54:04 AM2/9/95
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Naked Picard from "Chain of Command II"

bell john michael

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Feb 10, 1995, 3:23:50 AM2/10/95
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j...@news.cinenet.net (Jet Silverman) writes:

>Naked Picard from "Chain of Command II"

Hey this could be a whole series.

Also:
-Mrs. TROI in traditional betazoid wedding garb (naked)
-Data and Tasha... both anatomically correct and fully posable.
-Worf and Troi.... complete with packet of mud bath.
-Dr. Crusher.... just for shits and grins.
(maybe a special "w/proof of purchase" offer.)

**please no one mention a nude Wesley!!!!

michael
tin...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu

Daniel W. McGrath

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Feb 16, 1995, 11:26:09 PM2/16/95
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In article <3hf7qm$8...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>, tin...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
says...
You forgot nude Q or maybe some unknown nude ferrengi, or that nude model
that Picard made a Picasso painting of...

...Nude Geordie turning into a glow in the dark lizard?

Susan Eisenhour

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Mar 2, 1995, 11:37:32 PM3/2/95
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In article <D4o6s...@news.cis.umn.edu>,
Daniel W. McGrath <mcgr...@gold.tc.umn.edu> wrote:
>In article <D4Bzp...@news.cts.eiu.edu>, cf...@news.cts.eiu.edu says...
>>In article <3hf7qm$8...@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>,

>>j...@news.cinenet.net (Jet Silverman) writes:
>>>Naked Picard from "Chain of Command II"
>>Whoosh. All the blood just rushed to my... well, somewhere. You shouldn't
>>otta spring things like that on a woman. . .
>>I want.
>>And a naked Spock from . . . oh, yeah, that was a fan story so not
>>canon.
>You mean naked Spock from STIII:TSFS? He WAS naked, if only 5 years old.
>
I prefer my object-of-drool to be *somewhat* older (she says primly)
I'm probably thinking of one of those Spock enslaved, Marysue fanfic.
I *could* be considered canon if one choses Spock from the scene that must
have been between those we saw in--aw, shit the name escapes--the spoor
planet. End of one scene he's in his fleet uniform and right after the
commercial he's in the coveralls the colonists wear. I want an action
figure from *between* those scenes. ;-}
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