Ferengi & clothing (was: Re: Beverly heats up)

[rich.be...@amail.amdahl.com]

> From: br...@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Brad Barton)
> Possible spoilers:
>
> In article <1992Dec20....@news.columbia.edu> g...@cunixb.cc.columbia.
> >>It is my sincere belief that Beverly's induction of umaats in the Ferengi
> >
> >Not only that ... what about the *clothes* she was wearing?!?!?!?
> >She was covered from toe to neck ... Daimon Solok was howling!!
> >
> >(* ref. the episode about the Keeper of the Gate, and the Ferengi
> >away team started falling all over themselves 'cos Tasha was in a
> >uniform ...)
> >
> There is a line in Deep Space Nine on the press kit from the Ferengi Quark
> (the bar owner) about Major Kira (the Bajoran) after she threatens him to
> remove his hand from her hip:
>
> "I do love a woman in uniform (growl)."

Personally, I thought the reason Daimon Solock was so *ahem* arroused was
because Beverly was indulging in Ferengi foreplay by stroking his rather large
*ahem* ears. I forget the episode title, but the one where Lwaxanna Troi is
kidnapped by the Ferengi it IS revealed that Ferengi find that having their
ears stroked is a prelude to actual sex. I beleive Beverly, as a Doctor
trained in alien anatomy, would surely have known this and that is why she did
it. I'm sure she was repulsed by finding herself the sexual object to a
capitolist, male-chauvenist pig like the Daimon. But then she does fancy
herself the consumate actress.

Just my opinion.