Favorite Lt. Worf quotes
JohnnyW518
"Less talk more synthohal." from the episode, uh,
well, that one with the dude whos evolving into light.
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Mikey
(JohnnyW518) wrote:
> One of my favorite Wolf Quotes are-
>
> "Less talk more synthohal." from the episode, uh,
> well, that one with the dude whos evolving into light.
>
"I am NOT a merry man!"
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Lt. Worf quotes by Mikey@right
> (JohnnyW518) wrote:
>
> > One of my favorite Wolf Quotes are-
> >
> > "Less talk more synthohal." from the episode, uh,
> > well, that one with the dude whos evolving into light.
> >
>
> "I am NOT a merry man!"
Q: What do I have to do to prove I'm really human?
Worf: Die!
Jason
James Sylvester
: Excerpts from netnews.rec.arts.startrek.current: 14-Mar-95 Re: Favorite
: Jason
How about:
"It is the scent that first speaks of love" (or something like that, from
"The Dauphin")
Jim; Austin, Tx.
Edward Lopez
"If winning isn't important, why keep score?" from "11001001"
"A warrior's drink!" (on drinking prune juice for the first time)
from "Yesterday's Enterprise")
Bruce Frank Nims
>: Jason
>How about:
>Jim; Austin, Tx.
I was always partial to "aaarrrrrgh".
sber...@ivory.trentu.ca
>jsyl...@bga.com (James Sylvester) wrote:
>
>>Jason C Fleshman (jf...@andrew.cmu.edu) wrote:
>>:
>
>
upcoming book:
WORF: "I do not understand."
PICARD: "Quite frankly, neither do I, Mr. Worf."
WORF: "For a being to have two halves, it is...unnatural. How could
one have honour?"
(This conversation concerning Armus, the being\entity that killed Tasha
Yarr)
-Leftenant Admiral Aaron J. "R" S. Outram, Starfleet Priority Response Corps.
C. Shaw
Deanna: (something like) Worf we just walked barefoot on a beach under a
beautiful full moon and all you can say is "it'stimulating"?
Worf: It was verrry stimulating.
Darin Christopher Sunley
>jsyl...@bga.com (James Sylvester) wrote:
>>: Jason
>>How about:
>>Jim; Austin, Tx.
The best, most hilarious Worf quote is definitely from "Yesterday's
Enterprise:
<<In Ten-Forward>>
Worf: What is it?
Guinan:It's an earth drink; prune juice.
Worf: (With admiration, after drinking) A Warriors drink!
The mind flashes, for one horrible moment, to visions of bend up old
Klingon men in Florida wearing loud shorts and living in retirement condos.
ROTFL,
Darin.
.
Robert Edward Powers
: <<In Ten-Forward>>
: Worf: What is it?
: Guinan:It's an earth drink; prune juice.
: Worf: (With admiration, after drinking) A Warriors drink!
Actually, I'm partial to just about ANY quote of Worf's that mentions
the words "Warrior" or "honor"!
and also, from the one where Worf keeps changing realities:
"...and then, we mated."
^^^^^
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>
> >
> > Darin Christopher Sunley (umsu...@cc.umanitoba.ca) wrote:
> > : <<In Ten-Forward>>
> > : Worf: What is it?
> > : Guinan:It's an earth drink; prune juice.
> > : Worf: (With admiration, after drinking) A Warriors drink!
> >
> > Actually, I'm partial to just about ANY quote of Worf's that mentions
> > the words "Warrior" or "honor"!
> >
> > and also, from the one where Worf keeps changing realities:
> > "...and then, we mated."
>
>
> Of course you have line by Q: "Please, don't tell me the one about the boy who
> cried Worf"
>
> Or Data: Take my worf, please
>
> > ^^^^^
But never, ever, forget the wonderful line in Disaster...:
Worf (to Keiko): "Congratulations, you are fully dilated, you may
now proceed to give birth..."
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> Darin Christopher Sunley (umsu...@cc.umanitoba.ca) wrote:
> : <<In Ten-Forward>>
> : Worf: What is it?
> : Guinan:It's an earth drink; prune juice.
> : Worf: (With admiration, after drinking) A Warriors drink!
>
> Actually, I'm partial to just about ANY quote of Worf's that mentions
> the words "Warrior" or "honor"!
>
> and also, from the one where Worf keeps changing realities:
> "...and then, we mated."
How about "I am not a merry man"
Of course you have line by Q: "Please, don't tell me the one about the boy who
cried Worf"
Or Data: Take my worf, please
> ^^^^^
lady_ellen
I think my favorite one is in the episode "Qpid" when the crew got to
re-enact Robin Hood and Worf says "Captian, I protest! I am not a merry
man!"
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kat
: I think my favorite one is in the episode "Qpid" when the crew got to
: re-enact Robin Hood and Worf says "Captian, I protest! I am not a merry
: man!"
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: Lady Ellen
: The Minotaur's Mate
I also vote for the "merry man" quote. It had me laughing for weeks.
Second place has to go to an early Q (?) episode where he's on a planet
with an away team and goes on a quick surveilliance to see who's the
enemy. He comes back to the group and says something like "Some kind of
alien things" which is promptly repeated by one or two others: "Alien
thing?" "Alien things?" Those early episodes are really a crack up to
watch.
Jet Silverman
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"Nice Legs, for a human"
"Gwwwwwww"
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Michael De marco
"Captain Picard, I PROTEST I AM NOT A MARRY MAN!"
"That took an act of unmitgated gual to hold us at bay with an empty
phaser. I like gual!" (to Kevin Uxbridge)
Joanne Rochester
"A warrior's drink!" -- upon drinking the prune juice given to
him by Guinan in "Yesterday's Enterprise" (I think).
Trinix Computers
: "Captain Picard, I PROTEST I AM NOT A MARRY MAN!"
From the episode "Shades Of Grey"
Worf : "It would be very unfortunate, we would be dead"
Michael Carmack
Worf: Die.
Q: Ah, Lt. Worf...eat any good books lately?
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: "Captain Picard, I PROTEST I AM NOT A MARRY MAN!"
: "That took an act of unmitgated gual to hold us at bay with an empty
: phaser. I like gual!" (to Kevin Uxbridge)
My favorite is:
"Cellular peptide...<grunt>...with mint frosting.
Keith Mondschein
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PERRY R EIDELBUS
> From the episode "Shades Of Grey"
>
> Worf : "It would be very unfortunate, we would be dead"
Warning! Nitpicking ahead!
Actually, it was from "Peak Performance," in the scene where the crew
was devising a ruse to thwart the Ferengi's plans to "salvage" the
Hathaway. Data (?) said that if their timing of the torpedoes'
detonation was off by a millisecond, "the results would
be...unfortunate." Worf replied, "Very unfortunate...we would be
dead."
Perry-beast
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Kate Orman
Michael De marco <JFP...@prodigy.com> wrote:
>you forgot:
>
>"Captain Picard, I PROTEST I AM NOT A MARRY MAN!"
Deanna *will* be disappointed. :-)
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Jamahl S Epsicokhan
about boarding the ancient ship because it was like "climbing into the
bottle of a ship in a bottle."
Picard to all: "Didn't anybody here play with ships in bottles when they
were boys?"
Riker: "No, sir"
Worf: "I did not play with toys."
Mickey Mike
a cat with "Mint Frosting". He exibited such delight in partaking in the
delicacy.
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Matthew G. Zinno
Michael Carmack <mcar...@freenet.columbus.oh.us> wrote:
>Q: What can I do to prove to you that I'm human?
>Worf: Die.
>Q: Ah, Lt. Worf...eat any good books lately?
That's my favorite too!
Whenever I see this list, I have to bring out these results from an earlier
incarnation of this thread:
Subject: Canonical list of Worfisms
Worfisms
Thinking about what you can't control wastes energy, and creates its own
problems.
Are you supposed to just *sit* here?
That is a woman's game. All the wild cards support a *weak* hand. In a man's
game there are no wild cards.
All these wild cards. It is difficult to know what exactly is in my hand.
However, I will open with fifty.
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH! That is how the Klingon lures a mate. (Wesley:
Are you telling me to go yell at Cilea?) No. Men do not roar. *Women*
roar.... Then they hurl heavy objects.... And claw at you...! (Wesley: What
does the man do?) He reads love poetry...! He ducks a lot.
Good tea. Nice house.
Nice planet.
May I inform you, sir, that your attempt to hold the landing party with a non-
functioning weapon was an act of unmitigated gall. (Kevin: Didn't fool you,
huh?) I admire gall.
You are *not* Fekl'hr!
Talk, or play. Not both!
Comfortable chair.
Swimming is too much like bathing.
Nice legs. For a human.
Sir, I protest. I am *not* a merry man!
I will *not* play the fool for Q's amusement!
Please, madam, that is a torpedo launch initiator! And...it is Worf, not Woof.
I...was detained.
(Q: What do I need to do to convince you that I'm mortal?) Die!
Did you design this program yourself? (Alexander: Well, Mr. Barclay helped me a
little.) I must have a...talk with Mr. Barclay.
Bluffing is not one of Counselor Troi's strong suits.
This *is* sex! But I have no place for it in my life now!
Klingons *appreciate* strong women.
Rest assured, commander, we will be victorious whatever the cost. (...) If
winning is not important, Commander, why keep score?
Klingons do not allow themselves to be...probed.
You are doing very well. I'm sure the child will arrive soon. (...)
Congratulations. You are now fully dilated to ten centimeters. You may now
give birth. (...) The computer simulation was not like this. That delivery was
*easy*.
Captain, these are Romulans! They are *without* honor. (...) They believe
humans and Klingons are a waste of skin.
Do not be fooled by her looks. The body is just a shell.
(Anya: You know I'm stronger than you.) I was unprepared.
I have wagered heavily in the ship's pool that you will take him past the sixth
level. (Riker: And if I don't?) I will be...irritated.
I like my species the way it is!
I am not easy to get along with.
Words come later. It is the scent which first speaks of love.
I have much to teach you about women!
I've been tutoring him. He learns very quickly.
Less talk! More synthohol.
A warrior does not complain of physical discomfort.
There are very few individuals on board who could have broken my wrist.
Human bonding rituals often involve a great deal of talking and dancing and
crying.
Riker: He must have died in bed.
Worf: What a terrible way to die!
A friend has died in the line of duty, and has earned a place among the
honored dead. It is not a time to mourn.
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>
>Ok ok I know its silly-- but I liked "Good tea. Nice house."
>
>
Worf was asked how he liked his first command?
"Comfortable chair."
Rojohn Soriano
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> Today is a good day to die, but the day is not over yet.
>
> -Sins of the Father.
'I have decided to break with tradition. I have decided to live!'
Dunno the name of the episode, but he got mangled under some crates in
the first minute or so. I liked it!
Winston Lee - ELCE/W95
ls2...@albnyvms.bitnet
"THis is a warriors drink"
Donald Sucha
"You mean you just *sit* in it?"
Eston Melton iv
"Nice legs. For a human."
"Captain, I protest! I am *not* a Merry Man!"
--Eston
Ranstaff
dsu...@acs3.acs.ucalgary.ca (Donald Sucha) wrote:
>Worf in the mud bath with Alexander and Rloxanna (sp?) Troi:
>"You mean you just *sit* in it?"
How 'bout Worf In Tights:
"I am _not_ a merry man!"
ls2...@albnyvms.bitnet
>This isn't a quote but I think those "looks" worf gives people are
>great. When Scotty was leaving the E everyone said farewell, gave him
>hugs, more mushy stuff, etc. But Worf just stared at him. I was
>laughing so hard I think I would have choked if I was eating anything!
> :D
>
>Donald Sucha (dsu...@acs3.acs.ucalgary.ca)
>
>: "You mean you just *sit* in it?"
For Worf's looks, how about the time picard was getting ready to put on
a top hat and go into the holodeck, i believe it was the first moriarity
episode. worf was standing nearby , picard expanded the hat to its full
size and worf jumps back into a defensive position. anyone else remember
this scene?
Scott Brown
>
>For Worf's looks, how about the time picard was getting ready to put
on
>a top hat and go into the holodeck, i believe it was the first
moriarity
>episode. worf was standing nearby , picard expanded the hat to its
full
>size and worf jumps back into a defensive position. anyone else
remember
>this scene?
Loved that scene. Woof, oops, ...Worf seemed completely confused by the
18th century London style and attitudes. :-D
One of my personal favorites Worf quotes occured during the first
season. I don't remember the name of the episode but it was the one
with the Ido (sp?) people. Riker tries to find out if Worf will take
advantage of the "easy lifestyle" of the Ido. Worf responds, "I am not
interested in pleasure, sir. I am a warrior." Riker seems dumb
struck. ;-D
Cheers,
Hannelore
Mark Cregan
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Congratulations, you are fully dilated to 10cms, you may now give
birth.
Lt Worf delivering the O`Briens' baby.
Joseph Grabowski
Worfisms
Thinking about what you can't control wastes energy, and creates its own
problems.
Are you supposed to just *sit* here?
That is a woman's game. All the wild cards support a *weak* hand. In a man's
game there are no wild cards.
All these wild cards. It is difficult to know what exactly is in my hand.
However, I will open with fifty.
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH! That is how the Klingon lures a mate. (Wesley:
Are you telling me to go yell at Cilea?) No. Men do not roar. *Women*
roar.... Then they hurl heavy objects.... And claw at you...! (Wesley: What
does the man do?) He reads love poetry...! He ducks a lot.
Good tea. Nice house.
Nice planet.
May I inform you, sir, that your attempt to hold the landing party with a non-
functioning weapon was an act of unmitigated gall. (Kevin: Didn't fool you,
huh?) I admire gall.
You are *not* Fekl'hr!
Talk, or play. Not both!
Comfortable chair.
Swimming is too much like bathing.
Nice legs. For a human.
Sir, I protest. I am *not* a merry man!
I...was detained.
Klingons *appreciate* strong women.
Less talk! More synthohol.
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Sam Stein
In the Disaster episode (the ship was all messed up, people were trapped
in ten forward, and people on the bridge did not know if anybody else
was alive)
Worf is helping deliver Keiko's <sp> child and he says something (with
Keiko in extreme pain) in a totally wrong tone like
"Congratulations, you are dialated to 10 cm. You may now give birth."
It just seemed so wrong...
x
(Eston Melton iv) wrote:
> Worf's two funniest lines come from Q-Pid:
>
> "Nice legs. For a human."
>
> "Captain, I protest! I am *not* a Merry Man!"
>
> --Eston
dunno the name of the episode but it's the one where an alien probe locks
on to Picard and let's him live a life on an long ago dead planet...It's
when Picard lies on the floor of the bridge and Riker starts looking for
options.
From behind the captain's chair a dark vocie says:
"We should destroy the probe!"
Simple, ain't it?
/Andreas Strobl
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Nathan Zamprogno
are whizzed off by "Q" to Sherwood forest. When Picard realizes that they
are dressed as Robin Hood's gang, Worf protests "Captain, I am *not* a
merry man!"
This one cracked me up.
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Marie Quick
I have always liked the one where the stupid guys on the ship that
won't go need Geordie's help. The Captain agrees to send him and Worf
says (forgive me if I'm not exact in my quotation)
"I must protest! We don't know anything about these people!" Sounding
just like a mother hen.
DW
Robertson, Robert Wayne
(I'm gonna get flamed but I still thinks it was funny)
Remeber the episdoe where Worf, Deanna, Beverly, and Riker are
playing poker and Deanna calls the next game Federation Day, with 4 wild
cards:
"That...is a woman's game"
Just the look on his face when he says it :)
Rob
Thushari Perera
>
> Here's a list of "Worfisms" I downloaded at some other time on the net.
>
> Worfisms
>
> Thinking about what you can't control wastes energy, and creates its own
> problems.
>
> Are you supposed to just *sit* here?
>
> That is a woman's game. All the wild cards support a *weak* hand. In a man's
> game there are no wild cards.
>
> All these wild cards. It is difficult to know what exactly is in my hand.
> However, I will open with fifty.
>
> AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH! That is how the Klingon lures a mate. (Wesley:
> Are you telling me to go yell at Cilea?) No. Men do not roar. *Women*
> roar.... Then they hurl heavy objects.... And claw at you...! (Wesley: What
> does the man do?) He reads love poetry...! He ducks a lot.
>
> Good tea. Nice house.
>
> Nice planet.
>
> May I inform you, sir, that your attempt to hold the landing party with a non-
> functioning weapon was an act of unmitigated gall. (Kevin: Didn't fool you,
> huh?) I admire gall.
>
> You are *not* Fekl'hr!
>
> Talk, or play. Not both!
>
> Comfortable chair.
>
> Swimming is too much like bathing.
>
>
Aapon
tells him she want's to go over and find more about his memory loss. Worf
states "I still do not remember having one."
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Aapon*********************************************
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trap
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Heather Richardson
(Data: You will feed him, and pet him. You will tell him he is a nice
cat, and a pretty cat...)
Worf: I will feed it.
*hahahaha*
-forgive me if my data line is off a bit.. haven't seen the episode in a
long time-