Holodeck Sex: today on the Geraldo XXVI show...

[Kevin Ernst Duckworth]

Attention crew:
With all this stuff about holodecks going around and what they
can and can't do, let's get right down and talk about what everyone
has been dancing around. You're a crewmember and you can't find
anyone who wants to get intimate with you. (Let's call you "Geordi")
You want a little companionship, so you go down to the holodeck,
fix the entry program so that the Federation president couldn't override
your doorlock, and you call out, ala Riker:
"Computer, create environment: Honeymoon Suite, Holiday Inn at Risa.
Make sheets satin. Computer, create Orion female, 5'8", long hair..."
And once you are set,
you "do it". (Remember this is a "family"-oriented net!)

Now y'all thought it was hard to make a holosnowball. Imagine
this. I mean, what kind of force field do you use to create... you
know... and I'm talking about either sex here. How much gets replicated?
What are you left with when you end the program (shudder) The idea
of "meat puppets" (I can't stop laughing about that term!) really starts
to gross you out! I wonder how far the holodeck goes?

Well, I can't wait. Imagine the possibilties (as I'm sure some of
us have! Does anyone have any ideas on this particular subject?
Fire away!

Kevin Duckworth

As soon as Christy left the holobeach, Geordi laughed
sinisterly and said, "OK, computer, you got the basics? <Beep>
Then load 'Christy's Desires 1'...
and get rid of the damn violinist!"

-- from "Booby Trap"

[Ron Beck]

In article <1992Oct28.1...@CSD-NewsHost.Stanford.EDU>, ke...@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Kevin Ernst Duckworth) writes:
|> Attention crew:
|> With all this stuff about holodecks going around and what they
|> can and can't do, let's get right down and talk about what everyone
|> has been dancing around. You're a crewmember and you can't find
|> anyone who wants to get intimate with you. (Let's call you "Geordi")
|> You want a little companionship, so you go down to the holodeck,
|> fix the entry program so that the Federation president couldn't override
|> your doorlock, and you call out, ala Riker:
|> "Computer, create environment: Honeymoon Suite, Holiday Inn at Risa.
|> Make sheets satin. Computer, create Orion female, 5'8", long hair..."
|> And once you are set,
|> you "do it". (Remember this is a "family"-oriented net!)
|>
|> Now y'all thought it was hard to make a holosnowball. Imagine
|> this. I mean, what kind of force field do you use to create... you
|> know... and I'm talking about either sex here. How much gets replicated?
|> What are you left with when you end the program (shudder) The idea
|> of "meat puppets" (I can't stop laughing about that term!) really starts
|> to gross you out! I wonder how far the holodeck goes?
|>
|> Well, I can't wait. Imagine the possibilties (as I'm sure some of
|> us have! Does anyone have any ideas on this particular subject?
|> Fire away!
|>
|> Kevin Duckworth
|>

Actually, if you remember the episode with the Sex Godess who was
brought out of stasis early, Riker escorts her to her quarters, she
starts getting hot & heavy, he leaves quickly...THEN...he notifies the
bridge that he'll be in holodeck 3 (4?) for a while. Now what do
*YOU* think he was going there for? Another trip to Bourbon Street?

If you doubt this...watch again!
Ron

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