Spot a Q!,Klingons,humor,and ? read

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Malcolm K

Klingons need not to be black always! White Klingons exists at birth then
get a really bad sunburn tan... then listen to Yo Warf Raps!
Klingons also like singing "Do me baby!" and "Humpty Hump!"...
Also Worf is going to knock you out is number 7 now on the charts!
A Klingon Borg! what would his color be???????
white, tan, brown?????? purple!
purple aliens ... purple aliens...
sounds like a song!
Borg in the sky with cubes ! ack they took over Beatles!
You got the Borg stuff baby! ack New Kids on the Borg!
I like big Borg Butts... Troi as a Borg! aiyee!
Data needs to input some punk rock... to be more human!
What form of birth control is used in the future????
Riker must use it often!
Why aren't any of the people in the future gay, lebisan, or "fixed"?
Besides maybe Q and Data nobody is shown as "different".
Did they all die out in the future because of laws or a disease????
Borg do they really have a sex life?
Klingons do they have male bonding? all hetero?
Religion does it exist? Just wondering if they have a chapel?

*SPOILER*

Finally, Spot the cat becomes a Q !!!
Argh! Giant fish fly out of the transporter! argh!
Everyone grows a beard! Troi's butt falls off!
Riker becomes a woman! Ro becomes a man! Data turns into a human!
Wesley Crusher gets a life!!! Picard gets Don King's hair! ack!
Worf turns into Mike Tyson! Barkley becomes Captain! (scream!)
Finally Q appears beating a drum! still going til Xmas!

signed,
P (were not as good a Q!)
im 8facb1 years old and i speak 583 lanuguages plus jive!

keep on trekking!
No more tribbles!