Brent Spiner on Saturday Night Live
J P Blackwood
and has a great sense of comedy. Does anyone know Lorne Michaels address so we
can request him as guesthost?
J.P.
Windsor A. Morgan
I would frankly like to see *any* ST actor on Saturday Night Live. I
have heard Spiner is a good con guest, so I imagine he would be a good
host. Has *any* ST actor (regular or semi-regular) hosted SNL besides
William Shatner? I imagine the only other ones who might have had a
chance would be Leonard Nimoy or Whoopi Goldberg.
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kiems...@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu
a communications officer in a SNL parody. I could just see it.
The Borgmeisters
The Borganators
The Borgamaniacs
Borgy Borgy Pudding Pie
Jeffery A Bohning
Or even worse,
Data, The Datamiester, Data Transfer, data good looking chick. :)
Keith Lim
>In article <14237.2...@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu>, kiems...@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Oct10.1...@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, jbla...@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (J P Blackwood) writes:
>>> I would love to see Brent on Saturday NIght Live. [...]
>>Yeah, I'd love to see the Saturday Night Live guy that does the names playing
>>a communications officer in a SNL parody. I could just see it.
>>The Borgmeisters
>>The Borganators
>>The Borgamaniacs
>>Borgy Borgy Pudding Pie
>Or even worse,
>Data, The Datamiester, Data Transfer, data good looking chick. :)
Or even worserer...
- Bill Swerski's Super Fans announce an encounter with "Da Borg!"
- The Enterprise meets another race of androgynous beings, who of course,
look like Pat.
- Ensign Stuart Smalley takes over Deanna Troi as Ship's Counsellor.
- Toonces is the officer at the Helm. (Well, it's a different person every
week anyway, and they never have any good lines to say.)
- One of the regular crew members is in the turbolift. It stops and a
strange person gets on and starts saying something like "You're Picard,
aren't you?...Jean-Luc Picard...THE Jean-Luc Picard...'Engage!' (ha ha ha)
...'Make it so!' (ha ha ha)...I like the way you call Riker 'Number One':
'Number One!' (ha ha ha)"
...and so on.
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>- Toonces is the officer at the Helm. (Well, it's a different person every
> week anyway, and they never have any good lines to say.)
<Toonces bounces his paws all over the keyboard>
Picard: Ensign, avoid that asteroid field. Toonces? Look ou-
Bridge Crew:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
<splice in footage of Big E going off a cliff and hitting the ground>
Sorry, couldn't resist. Would be about as funny as the Tooncinator sketch IMHO.
I found that pretty funny."Killer cyborg, not vehry good drihver." (Imitating
Arnie accent, or trying too)
Later
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Keith Lim
>In article <chil.71...@sfu.ca> ch...@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim) writes:
>>- Toonces is the officer at the Helm. (Well, it's a different person every
>> week anyway, and they never have any good lines to say.)
>Picard: Ensign Toonces, plot a course for the Neutral Zone.
><Toonces bounces his paws all over the keyboard>
>Picard: Ensign, avoid that asteroid field. Toonces? Look ou-
>Bridge Crew:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
><splice in footage of Big E going off a cliff and hitting the ground>
The nice thing about this is that it could easily be explained that Ensign
Toonces is a member of this felinelike race who is on an officer exchange
program. No big problems about why a cat is operating the helm.
But for real silliness, what about:
- Dana Carvey as Ross Perot as a Ferengi (just *try* to imagine it!)
- Rob Schnider as a member of some highly irritating race, something like a
cross between the Tammarians and the Pakleds. (Rob Schnider is the
photocopier guy.)
Picard: "This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard, of the USS Enterprise."
Alien : "Picard!! Picky Picardo! The Picardinator! Now appearing in Jean-
Luc-a-Rama! Pick a card, Captain, pick a card, any card!
Pickaruski!"
Picard: "WHAT!!"
Troi : "I sense great pleasure at the word games he plays with people's
names."
Picard: "My first officer, Commander Riker, will be beaming ove--"
Alien : "Riker!! Riker the biker! Rikeroni and cheese! Hi-ho Rikermit
the frog here! Heil the Third Riker! The Riker Horror Picture
Show! Hot Rikurries with poppadums!"
Sorry about that. I'm getting carried away.
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the Cure
a him or a her. a maam or a sir. whatever it might be. it's time for
androgeny. it's just PAT.
So pat, whom do you live with?
CHRIS/KRIS
do you have any sexual relations with anyone?
YES, MY FRIEND TERRY/TERRI.
who puts on the condom?
WE BOTH DO. THAT'S WHAT THE SEX MANUAL SUGGESTS.
if you were a baby, what color diapers would you wear? pink or blue?
DIAPERS WERE ALL WHITE BACK THEN. *eeewwww *shakes hands near chest and drools*
who do you take after more pat, your mother or your father?
I'M A PERFECT COMBINATION OF BOTH.....
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