Google Groups no longer supports new Usenet posts or subscriptions. Historical content remains viewable.
Dismiss

William Shatner is balding.

4 views
Skip to first unread message

jdwiseman

unread,
Mar 5, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/5/98
to

I heard he is starting to lose his hair.

jd

jdwiseman

unread,
Mar 5, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/5/98
to

Eikonoklst wrote:
>
> <<I heard he is starting to lose his hair.>>
>
> Um, yeah. And Jeri Ryan's starting to grow a bosom.
> And the Titanic's starting to sink.
> And Star Trek: Voyager's starting to become mediocre.

I've had a couple of people tell me that Shatner has been balding for a
long time. Next thing you'll tell me is that he is starting to gain
weight.

Eikonoklst

unread,
Mar 5, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/5/98
to

Candyman

unread,
Mar 6, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/6/98
to

In article <34FF5E...@whyweb.com>, jdwi...@whyweb.com wrote:
>I've had a couple of people tell me that Shatner has been balding for a
>long time. Next thing you'll tell me is that he is starting to gain
>weight.
And don't forget the big news - Patrick Stewart is going bald too.

C. AZIZ

unread,
Mar 7, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/7/98
to

In <34FF04...@whyweb.com> jdwiseman <jdwi...@whyweb.com> writes:
>
>I heard he is starting to lose his hair.
>
>jd
*****************************************************************

Did you just step out of a time warp? Shatner hasn't had hair
since before 1966.
______
-CA

Zaphy

unread,
Mar 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/9/98
to

On Thu, 05 Mar 1998 20:24:29 -0600, jdwiseman <jdwi...@whyweb.com> regurgitated:

>Eikonoklst wrote:
>>
>> <<I heard he is starting to lose his hair.>>
>>

>> Um, yeah. And Jeri Ryan's starting to grow a bosom.
>> And the Titanic's starting to sink.
>> And Star Trek: Voyager's starting to become mediocre.
>
>I've had a couple of people tell me that Shatner has been balding for a
>long time. Next thing you'll tell me is that he is starting to gain
>weight.

and he's starting to get an ego problem.

Chad Millar

unread,
Mar 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/9/98
to
Why this is marked as abuse? It has been marked as abuse.
Report not abuse

Candyman wrote:
>
> In article <34FF5E...@whyweb.com>, jdwi...@whyweb.com wrote:
> >Eikonoklst wrote:
> >>
> >> <<I heard he is starting to lose his hair.>>
> >>
> >> Um, yeah. And Jeri Ryan's starting to grow a bosom.
> >> And the Titanic's starting to sink.
> >> And Star Trek: Voyager's starting to become mediocre.
> >
> >I've had a couple of people tell me that Shatner has been balding for a
> >long time. Next thing you'll tell me is that he is starting to gain
> >weight.
> And don't forget the big news - Patrick Stewart is going bald too.

I hear Kate Mulgrew's going bald too

Brad McCabe

unread,
Mar 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/10/98
to

Marty Kelley <mke...@U.Arizona.EDU> wrote:


>I hear tell he thinks he can act...and that he can "write"!

And direct.


Marty Kelley

unread,
Mar 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/10/98
to

On Mon, 9 Mar 1998, Zaphy wrote:

> On Thu, 05 Mar 1998 20:24:29 -0600, jdwiseman <jdwi...@whyweb.com> regurgitated:
>

> >Eikonoklst wrote:
> >>
> >> <<I heard he is starting to lose his hair.>>
> >>
> >> Um, yeah. And Jeri Ryan's starting to grow a bosom.
> >> And the Titanic's starting to sink.
> >> And Star Trek: Voyager's starting to become mediocre.
> >
> >I've had a couple of people tell me that Shatner has been balding for a
> >long time. Next thing you'll tell me is that he is starting to gain
> >weight.
>

> and he's starting to get an ego problem.

I hear tell he thinks he can act...and that he can "write"!


----------------------
Marty Kelley (mke...@U.Arizona.EDU)

"I saw the worst bands of my generation
applied with Magic Marker to drywall"
--They Might Be Giants


Greg Bryant

unread,
Mar 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/11/98
to

<350698...@ix.netcom.com>
:Reply-To: gbr...@kent.edu
Distribution:

No kidding. Read Inside Star Trek by Bob Justman and Herb Solow, pg.
341-342, about Shatner and the missing hairpieces.

--
<*>Greg Bryant<*>
<*>gbr...@kent.edu<*>
Kent State University
"Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death
of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender."
The Book of G'Quon

David Spiro

unread,
Mar 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/11/98
to

Brad McCabe wrote:

>
> Marty Kelley <mke...@U.Arizona.EDU> wrote:
>
> >I hear tell he thinks he can act...and that he can "write"!
>
> And direct.

Sad thing is, thre WAS a time that he could act. Wonder where he got off
track.
--
Dave Spiro - Liver transplant 8/1/97
"Don't take your organs to heaven, heaven knows we need them here"
Give the gift of life, be an organ donor.

Forumite

unread,
Mar 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/12/98
to

And I hear Nimoy dumped his first wife to marry his second and Spiner hates
doing cons because he thinks they're stupid and people should get a life.

Can we stop the character assassination now?

Gerald Katz
Captain,USS Megadittos
Fan of Tom "Groovy" Paris

Lesley Robertson

unread,
Mar 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/12/98
to


Forumite wrote:

> Can we stop the character assassination now?
>

Spoilsport! It was the funniest thread since the Borg jokes stopped coming in!
Lesley


PhineasBg

unread,
Mar 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/16/98
to
Why this is marked as abuse? It has been marked as abuse.
Report not abuse

jdwiseman <jdwi...@whyweb.com> wrote:

>I heard he is starting to lose his hair.
>

>jd

And I heard that worthless teenybopper Trek-wannabes have nothing better to do
with their empty lives than make half-assed cheap shots without substantiation.
___________________________________________
Jay B. (Phin...@aol.com)
http://www.angelfire.com/ga/PhineasBog/index.html
___________________________________________
Spambait: cjoh...@wild.net

Chad Millar

unread,
Mar 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/17/98
to
Why this is marked as abuse? It has been marked as abuse.
Report not abuse

PhineasBg wrote:
>
> jdwiseman <jdwi...@whyweb.com> wrote:
>
> >I heard he is starting to lose his hair.
> >
> >jd
>
> And I heard that worthless teenybopper Trek-wannabes have nothing better to do
> with their empty lives than make half-assed cheap shots without substantiation.

So you're saying he's not starting to lose his hair?

---
Chad Millar
c_mi...@hotmail.com


Robert Francis O'reilly

unread,
Mar 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/17/98
to

Chad Millar (c_mi...@hotmail.com) wrote:
: PhineasBg wrote:
: >
: > And I heard that worthless teenybopper Trek-wannabes have nothing better to do

: > with their empty lives than make half-assed cheap shots without substantiation.
:
: So you're saying he's not starting to lose his hair?


That is what he's saying.


BTW - did anyone catch "MAD TV" on Saturday? There was a spoof of
"Laugh-In" in which Kirk and Spock were the hosts. The guy imitating
Kirk was rather amusing; he couldn't cop Shatner's voice, but he did a
very good job of imitating Shatner's mannerisms and vocal inflections and
"singing" style. It was very funny.

Merete AT

unread,
Mar 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/18/98
to
Why this is marked as abuse? It has been marked as abuse.
Report not abuse

Roreill wrote:

>Chad Millar (c_mi...@hotmail.com) wrote:
>: PhineasBg wrote:
>: >
>: > And I heard that worthless teenybopper Trek-wannabes have nothing better
>to do
>: > with their empty lives than make half-assed cheap shots without
>substantiation.
>:
>: So you're saying he's not starting to lose his hair?
>
>
>That is what he's saying.
>

And he's right. Shatner isn't starting to lose his hair, he did that 30 years
ago!
Merete AT

I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day.....Tomorrow doesn't
look good either.

Chad Millar

unread,
Mar 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/18/98
to
Why this is marked as abuse? It has been marked as abuse.
Report not abuse

Robert Francis O'reilly wrote:
>
> Chad Millar (c_mi...@hotmail.com) wrote:
> : PhineasBg wrote:
> : >
> : > And I heard that worthless teenybopper Trek-wannabes have nothing better to do
> : > with their empty lives than make half-assed cheap shots without substantiation.
> :
> : So you're saying he's not starting to lose his hair?
>
> That is what he's saying.

Then quite frankly, he is a moron.


PhineasBg

unread,
Mar 19, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/19/98
to
Why this is marked as abuse? It has been marked as abuse.
Report not abuse

Chad Millar <c_mi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

[snip]

>Then quite frankly, he is a moron.

I never said he wasn't balding. I *am* saying that posts like this are typical
basher dreck. Such as calling someone "Moron" without knowing who they are.
Ah, the safety of the internet.

Trekman

unread,
Mar 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM3/20/98
to

OH MY GOD!!!


NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0 new messages