Randland Headlines: Spoilers Through Present

Tim Bruening

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Mar 18, 2010, 4:49:12 PM3/18/10

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Boarderland Governments Go AWOL.

Whitecloak Leader Proposes To Amyrlin Seat.

Head White Tower Cook Arrested For Being Darkfriend.

Dragon Reborn Leaves Arad Doman To Starve.

King Of Malkier Rides To Tarmon Gai'Don: Will He Ride Alone? Track him
on our website.

Dragon Reborn Accuses DO Of Hiding WMDs in Blight.

Local Farmer: I Married The Daughter Of The Nine Moons!

Another Local Farmer: I Have Two Queens And A First As Servants.

Yet Another Local Farmer: I Married A Queen And An Aiel Wise One!

Tim Bruening

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Mar 31, 2010, 12:13:56 AM3/31/10

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Boarderland Governments Go AWOL.

Flying Serpents Attack White Tower.

Ghealdan Populist Mysteriously Disappears.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 31, 2010, 12:20:48 AM3/31/10

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Rand Throws Over Three Girlfriends For His Past Love.

Mat Seeks Divorce From Power Hungry Wife.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 6, 2010, 3:26:53 AM4/6/10

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Sex Abuse Scandal Rocks White Tower

Mistress Of Novices Arrested On Charges Of Child Abuse

Prince Of Ravens Seeks Divorce

Tim Bruening

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May 30, 2011, 2:30:56 AM5/30/11

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Sex Abuse Scandal Rocks White Tower

Sex Scandal Rocks Lion Throne

Tim Bruening

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May 30, 2011, 2:36:21 AM5/30/11

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Rumors Of Adultry Haunt Lord Of The Two Rivers: Perrin seen in tent of
First of Mayene

Rand Abandons Arad Domain To Starve

Rand's Aides Fear For His Mental Stability

Dozens Of Aes Sedai Beheaded: Human Rights Activists Aghast

tsbr...@gmail.com

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Mar 2, 2013, 1:30:19 AM3/2/13

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Mailkeri Lord Rides For Tarwin's Gap: Will He Ride Alone?

Rand Demands Eternal Peace Of The Nations, But Forgets To Include Aiel!

Leader Of Black Tower Rumored To Be Abusing His Students.

TB

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Mar 4, 2013, 1:04:56 AM3/4/13

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On Mar 1, 10:30 pm, tsbru...@gmail.com wrote:

Now AMoL spoilers below!

> > Rumors Of Adultry Haunt Lord Of The Two Rivers: Perin seen in tent of

> > First of Mayene
>
> > Rand Abandons Arad Domain To Starve
>
> > Rand's Aides Fear For His Mental Stability
>
> > Dozens Of Aes Sedai Beheaded: Human Rights Activists Aghast
>
> Mailkeri Lord Rides For Tarwin's Gap: Will He Ride Alone?

AMOL:

>
> Rand Demands Eternal Peace Of The Nations, But Forgets To Include Aiel!
>
> Leader Of Black Tower Rumored To Be Abusing His Students.

Human Rights Activists Outraged At Reports Of Slavery In Seanchan
Empire.

Mass Suicide On Sea Folk Isles.

AMOL: Rand's Generals Accused Of Darkfriendedness: They Were Caught
Trying To Lose Their Battles.

After AMOL: Amyrlin Seat Resigns, Citing Poor Health.

Rumors Of Dragon Reborn's Survival Persist.

Mat To Assist Seanchan Empress In Restoring Her Empire.

TB

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Mar 7, 2013, 4:37:41 PM3/7/13

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Headlines from end of AOL: Sharp Crime Rise Baffles Sociologists.

OSHA Investigates Collam Daan Explosion.

TB

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Mar 10, 2013, 6:14:12 AM3/10/13

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Two Rivers Lord's Wife Mysteriously Friendly With First Of Mayene: Are
They Pillow Friends?

TB

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Dec 23, 2017, 11:41:44 PM12/23/17

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Dragon Reborn Accused of Sexual Harassment!

Timothy Bruening

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Dec 15, 2021, 5:03:36 AM12/15/21

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Sources Fear That Two Rivers Lord About To Attack Whitecloaks.

Timothy Bruening

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Apr 5, 2022, 8:44:16 AM4/5/22

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Mistress of Novices faints after all day session with Egwene.

Gateway Power Outage Incapacitates Androl.

Timothy Bruening

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Apr 5, 2022, 8:45:42 AM4/5/22

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Mistress of Novices Spanks Two Amyrlins and a Keeper of the Chronicles.

Timothy Bruening

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Apr 20, 2022, 4:11:59 AM4/20/22

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Breaking From Westlands News Network: Last Battle Begins!

Resurrection Attack! Villagers Come Back From Dead To Attack Dreadlords With Improvised Weapons.

Timothy Bruening

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Apr 20, 2022, 10:42:41 AM4/20/22

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The Shadow Rising: Young Woman Reported To Be Hiding In White Tower From Two Suitors.

Three Accepteds Reported To Be Working Penance On A Farm. The Weekly Wheel News has been unable to verify that report, or even find the farm!

The Gathering Storm: Mistress Of Novices Faints After All Day Session With Egwene Al'Vere.

White Tower's Newest Novice Claims To Be The Amyrlin.

Timothy Bruening

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Dec 17, 2022, 5:14:43 AM12/17/22

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Seanchan Empress' New Truth Teller Smokes Out Shadow Spy.

Dragon Reborn Dies, His Girlfriends Mysteriously Calm.

Is Cadsuane Running For Amyrlin?

Timothy Bruening

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Dec 17, 2022, 5:40:01 AM12/17/22

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President of Merk Accused Of Aiding Shadow Insurrection on 1/6.

> King Of Malkier Rides To Tarmon Gai'Don: Will He Ride Alone? Track him
> on our website.

And also on Facebook, Twitter, Tiktok, Instagram........

Timothy Bruening

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Dec 23, 2022, 6:29:59 AM12/23/22

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Bowl of Winds Malfunctions, Bomb Cyclone Hits Randland.

Timothy Bruening

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Aug 8, 2023, 3:03:49 AM8/8/23

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Seanchan Empress Says "The damane learn useful skills. Egwene, for example, greatly improved her skills in Earth and Fire".

The Doctor

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Aug 8, 2023, 9:46:35 AM8/8/23

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In article <0e1e5f9a-8c9a-4b93...@googlegroups.com>,

Timothy Bruening <tsbr...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Seanchan Empress Says "The damane learn useful skills. Egwene, for
>example, greatly improved her skills in Earth and Fire".

Let's go Brandon!
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Timothy Bruening

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Aug 8, 2023, 12:40:13 PM8/8/23

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On Tuesday, August 8, 2023 at 6:46:35 AM UTC-7, The Doctor wrote:
> In article <0e1e5f9a-8c9a-4b93...@googlegroups.com>,
> Timothy Bruening <tsbr...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Seanchan Empress Says "The damane learn useful skills. Egwene, for
> >example, greatly improved her skills in Earth and Fire".
> Let's go Brandon!

You say you like Brandon Sanderson?

Timothy Bruening

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Aug 8, 2023, 12:41:16 PM8/8/23

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On Tuesday, August 8, 2023 at 12:03:49 AM UTC-7, Timothy Bruening wrote:
> Seanchan Empress Says "The damane learn useful skills. Egwene, for example, greatly improved her skills in Earth and Fire".

Seanchan Empress: "I can't figure out why Egwene wasn't grateful...".

Timothy Bruening

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Aug 31, 2023, 8:58:29 AM8/31/23

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On Thursday, March 18, 2010 at 1:49:12 PM UTC-7, Tim Bruening wrote:

DO accuses Rand of stealing election!

Elaida accused of stealing Amyrlin election!

First proposes to Whitecloak leader.

Timothy Bruening

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Aug 31, 2023, 9:04:32 AM8/31/23

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Amyrlin Seat Impeached For Hiding Male Channeler.

Timothy Bruening

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Aug 31, 2023, 9:06:35 AM8/31/23

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Trolloc Wars: Manertherin begs for F-16s.