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Wheel Of Time Puns

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Tim Bruening

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Feb 15, 2005, 6:51:53 PM2/15/05
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I believe that a stilled woman or a gentled man should get Severance
pay.

Lorfarius

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Feb 16, 2005, 1:48:22 PM2/16/05
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>I believe that a stilled woman or a gentled man should get Severance
> pay.

Eehgads thats awful


ataha

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Feb 17, 2005, 3:08:28 PM2/17/05
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ok these are equally bad, if not worse

Moghedian, after being captured : "Oh great lord of the dark, why have
you forsaken me?"

Mat to Thom : "Why are you so full of glee, man?"

Rand to Robert Jordan : "This series just seems to drag on!"

sorry :)
Taha

Tim Bruening

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Mar 13, 2010, 2:39:15 AM3/13/10
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juve11

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Mar 13, 2010, 8:02:20 AM3/13/10
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There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido,
who's 24, which is very old for a dog. One day the dog tragically
dies, and they bury him but keep his tail separate as a memorial.

That night, the man hears a strange noise and rushes downstairs to
find the dog's ghost, demanding for his tail back.

The man was just about to give the tail back when the wife rushed down
and said:
'Don't give it back! Don't give it back!'
'Why?' asked the man.
'You're not allowed to retail spirits after 12:00!'

Nemo

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Mar 13, 2010, 7:44:00 PM3/13/10
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>I believe that a stilled woman or a gentled man should get Severance
> pay.
>
And if their house is infested with formicidę. they should also get
several-ants pay!

And if the formicidę are very fierce, severe-ants pay!

Tim Bruening

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Mar 14, 2010, 5:24:30 PM3/14/10
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Nemo wrote:

California need Moraine.

Nemo

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Mar 17, 2010, 10:59:09 PM3/17/10
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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To get rid of the formicidę, they need severe ants spray!

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