Dimensional Traveler <
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3...@dont-email.me:
I did, but I have a perverse taste for bad movies and TV. It had
the same appeal as watching a train wreck.[1]
> Some regulars in
>
rec.arts.tv did so you may want to ask there. (And its a much
> livelier group than this one.)
>
I don't actually care, since there is zero chance of me watching
anything streaming from Amazon.
[1]Ming the Accountant, who ran a water processing plant. And was
caucasian, because of course he was. Evidence Hawkmen were there in
the form of feathers left behind. Except when the Hawkmen actually
appear, they don't have feathers, they fly by flapping their arms
while wearing a ratty suede cloaks that look like they were made
from a moldy couch someone had paid them to haul away - and tripled
their props budget. While making a screeching sound thought up by
someone who listend to a bad recording of . . . something other
than a hawk. Mongo isn't a rogue planet they fly to in spaceships,
because they couldn't afford the cgi, so it was in an alternate
dimension they traveled to with a poorly recycled effect from
Sliders. And Flash wasn't an American football player. Or an
American. He was a Canadian marathon runner. And Dale had a fiance,
who wasn't Flash. And the Princess was played by a woman with less
acting talent than a lifesize carboard cutout of her would
displayed (seriously). The only person who seemed to be even
vaguely aware of what a train wreck they were in was Don S. Davis,
who played Dale's boss at the TV station. He chewed on the scenery
with more hammy enthusians than William Shatner as Kirk, and was
clearly having the time of his life.
I treasure my DVD set.