Re: JUNE 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Offishul Voting Ballot

[Fred Greer]

On Sat, 30 Jun 2012 00:33:38 +0000, [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler wrote:

> The voting starts now for the June 2012 Kook Awards.
>
> Keep in mind that the voting process will go on for the entire month of
> July, with the results being announced on or about 31 July 2012.
>
> Invite your friends, and cross-post the Offishul AUK Voting Roster to
> your favorite haunts. Let's see if we can't get it cross-posted to at
> least 1000 higher-volume froups, mmmkay?
>
> After all, we want to send the old guard out with a bang. Or at least
> with a swift kick to the ass.
>
> Socks are encouraged to vote. In fact, the sockpuppeteer who can prove
> his socks contributed the most to the voting process will receive a
> special commendation by decree of the FNVW.
>
> For your vote to count, you must post the entire, unaltered Offishul
> Voting Ballot, in this thread. All other ballots shall be dealt with as
> the FNVW sees fit.
>
> The roster below is a bit different than you're used to seeing. I shall
> endeavor to explain the voting process to you now.
>
> Unlike the old, stale kook awards, the new kook awards lists each person
> up for an award, then what awards they're up for. This makes it easier
> to vote only for those kooks you've been following.
>
> Notice the box '[ ]' to the left of each award. If you enter a '+' in
> that box, that's a vote in the positive. A '-' in that box represents a
> vote in the negative. Leaving the box blank represents an abstention.
>
> The boxes with the 'X' are FNVW decreed awards, and thus are not
> eligible to be voted on, as they've already been awarded. Changing these
> has no effect.
>
> Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Vote early, vote often.
>
> ================================================== Bit
> [X]= Offishul AUK Comedian; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012
>
> Bit Rot
> [X]= Offishul AUK Ball Polisher; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012

[+]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by Anon; Second by Janithor.

> Checkmate
> [X]= Checkmate "Trapped In The Closet" Award; by FNVW decree; Second by
> The Second Sock.

[-]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by Anonymous; Second
by DAVE TV.

[+]= Gay-Married Husband For Rent Award; Nominated by Ms. Kitty; Second
by FNVW.

> [X]= Offishul AUK Rectal Bottle Opener; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012 [X]=
> Offishul AUK AssClown; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012
>
> Emmett Gulley
> [ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of Albatross;
> Nominated by Janithor; second by DAVE TV.

[-]= Hammer of Thor Award;
Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by Anonymous, Janithor.

> Fred Hall

[+]= Kook of the Month Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by Phoenix,
DAVE TV.

> [ ]= The Office of Usenet Drunk; Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by
> Janithor.

[+]= Tinfoil Sombrero Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by
DAVE TV.

> Highway to Hell
> [X]= Offishul AUK Prognosticator; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012
>
> Irkin Invader Zim / cain...@windstream.net / Frank Drebbin [X]=
> Offishul AUK Stubborn, DeLULsional Idiot; by FNVW decree 26Jun2012
>
> kachina candente (aka Shiny)
> [X]= Offishul AUK Dirty Slut; by FNVW decree 20Jun2012
>
> Keeper of Truth
> [X]= Offishul AUK Congenital Liar And Genital Washer; by FNVW decree
> 20Jun2012
>
> Knoxy

[+]= Knoxy Master Emasculator Award; Emasculator of Checkmate; Nominated
by Persent; Second by FNVW.

> Murphy/phhlatArse/Flash/etc.

[+]= Busted Urinal Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
Sock.
[+]= Drama Queen Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
Sock.
[+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by
The Second Sock.

> [ ]= Goofy Azzed Baboon Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
> Sock.
> [ ]= Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by
> The Second Sock.

[+]= Unabomber Surprise Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
Sock.

> pandora
> [ ]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by
> Janithor, The Second Sock.
> [X]= Offishul AUK Antique; by FNVW decree 22Jun2012
>
> Persent
[+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of Checkmate;
Nominated by Janithor; Second by javax.swing.JSnarker

> Steve Crook

[-]= Gene Spafford "Usenet Samaritan" Award; Nominated by Account
Banned; Second by FNVW, Cujo DeSockpuppet.

> This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms
> Of Use
> [X]= Offishul AUK Spankling; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012
>
> tholen

The Mysterious Tholen-Bot! Battery operated, powered by OS/2, with
amazing Robot Action!

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=30nj3n4&s=6

[+]= Pavlov's Bell Lifetime Achievement Award; Nominated by Ahnold;
Second by The Second Sock.

Trained by *everyone*, and the most obedient usenet poster I know, as
long as you tell him to reply rather than to shut up. :)

> Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar

[+]= Blistered Ass Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The Second Sock.
[+]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by
Janithor.

> [X]= Offishul AUK Coward; by FNVW decree 20Jun2012 [X]= Offishul AUK
> Sniffer Of A Drunkard's Yeasty Crotch; by FNVW decree 25Jun2012

[-]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The
Second Sock, Janithor.

> ==================================================

[tho...@ifa.hawaii.edu]

Fred Greer <fgg...@nospam.invalid> writes:

29> Newsgroups:
alt.usenet.kooks,alt.free.newsservers,comp.os.os2.advocacy,rec.arts.tv,rec.arts.sf.tv

29> [+]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by Anon; Second by
Janithor.

29> [-]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by Anonymous;
Second
29> by DAVE TV.

29> [+]= Gay-Married Husband For Rent Award; Nominated by Ms. Kitty;
Second
29> by FNVW.

29> [-]= Hammer of Thor Award;
29> Nominated by DAVE TV; Second by Anonymous, Janithor.

29> [+]= Kook of the Month Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by
Phoenix,
29> DAVE TV.

29> [+]= Tinfoil Sombrero Award; Nominated by Janithor; Second by
29> DAVE TV.

29> [+]= Knoxy Master Emasculator Award; Emasculator of Checkmate;
Nominated
29> by Persent; Second by FNVW.

29> [+]= Busted Urinal Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
Second
29> Sock.
29> [+]= Drama Queen Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The Second
29> Sock.
29> [+]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by
29> The Second Sock.

29> [+]= Unabomber Surprise Award; Nominated by Ahnold; Second by The
Second
29> Sock.

29> [+]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award; Trainer of
Checkmate;
29> Nominated by Janithor; Second by javax.swing.JSnarker

29> [-]= Gene Spafford "Usenet Samaritan" Award; Nominated by Account
29> Banned; Second by FNVW, Cujo DeSockpuppet.

29> The Mysterious Tholen-Bot! Battery operated, powered by OS/2,
with
29> amazing Robot Action!

29> [+]= Pavlov's Bell Lifetime Achievement Award; Nominated by
Ahnold;
29> Second by The Second Sock.

29> Trained by *everyone*, and the most obedient usenet poster I know,
as
29> long as you tell him to reply rather than to shut up. :)

29> [+]= Blistered Ass Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by The Second
Sock.
29> [+]= Clueless Newbie Of The Month Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second
by
29> Janithor.

29> [-]= Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award; Nominated by FNVW; Second by
The
29> Second Sock, Janithor.

What does your ballot have to do with OS/2, Greer?