On 29/11/2015 11:05, John Hall wrote:
> In message <n3dr82$d90$
1...@ns2.nl2k.ab.ca>, The Doctor
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doc...@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca> writes
>> 9/10 .
>>
>> I will never give out perfect scores unless the episode is excpetional.
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>
> My own score would be a lot lower than 9.
>
> As usual with Steven Moffat these days, that was very clever but full of
> holes. I think the production team needs an official Devil's Advocate,
> someone whose job is to say: "Brilliant idea, Steven, but there are some
> problems with it: this, this and this. Can you find a plausible way to
> work around them?"
Seconded.
>
> SPOILERS FOLLOW!
>
> First problem: the teleport technology used to bring the Doctor to the
> castle is said by the Doctor to be limited to a range of one lightyear.
> That's fundamental, as it allows the Doctor to know what the sky looks
> like at the present time and hence to determine how far in the future he
> is. From that he is able to work out that when he dies he must be
All of which is a complete load of nonsense. He wouldn't be able to tell
he was 7,000 years into the future just from observing the positions of
the stars with he eyes without accurate measuring equipment. They didn't
even look like recognisable constellations to me to begin with. After
less than a a hundred thousand years the Doctor wouldn't have a clue
what date it was. Like he's got information about the velocities of all
the brightest stars in his head and when they will go nova?
> brought back to life using a back-up recording that his captors must
> have made. But where within one lightyear could his prison possibly be?
> It seems that it would have to be on a planet or moon somewhere in our
> solar system. A force field could perhaps keep in a breathable
> atmosphere, but it would have to be close enough to the sun to have a
> proper night and day, its gravity would have to be not much less than
> Earth's (judging by the speed at which the Doctor's trinket dropped),
> and the atmosphere would have to be transparent. I'm not sure that
> there's anywhere other than Earth itself meeting those criteria, and not
> even Earth would do so after a billion years had passed. Then at the end
If the planet was in Earth's solar system close enough to the sun to be
provided with enough heat and light it would affect the motions of other
planets and therefore have been noticed even with a clocking device to
hide it.
> of the episode he is teleported again and seemingly finds himself on
> Gallifrey, if I've interpreted it correctly. OK, maybe this was a
> different sort of teleport device, not limited to one lightyear in
> range. I wouldn't normally try to analyse a Who episode in such hard SF
> terms, but by using a hard SF idea this episode invited that.
The confession dial he was locked into was also on Gallifrey.
>
> Second problem: Apparently the Veil instantly knows when the Doctor has
> made a true confession. It has to, as its creators must know that he is
> quite capable of lying. And since the Doctor does not try to lie to it,
> he must believe that it will know if he lies. How can it do that, unless
> his captors have access to all his memories (which he more or less
> concedes they do when he refers to the prison having things that
> particularly scare him)? If they have all his memories, which they could
> surely access by scanning the back-up on disk that they've made of him,
> then why do they need him to confess? They should know all about the
> mysterious Hybrid and who it is. (If it's the Doctor himself, I do hope
> they aren't going to revive the "Doctor has a mother from Earth" idea.)
He never confessed he was the hybrid when he was in the dial so that
could be a lie. Ashildr is the most likely hybrid unless they're going
to reveal the Doctor is half human again.
> I also have a problem with the whole idea of being able to recreate the
> Doctor perfectly from a back-up.
It's a perpetual motion machine. Where does the mass/energy come from to
produce the copy when the Doctor's ashes and skull remain on the ground?
(Talking of confessions: that the
> Doctor originally left Gallifrey because of fear rather than boredom is
> interesting. I wonder what he feared.)
>
In An Unearthly Child the Doctor and Susan were fugitives from their own
people. Maybe the Doctor was afraid of dying without seeing the
universe. At this time he doesn't have a clue what Daleks or Cybermen
even are or anything much. Maybe he was afraid of being called up for
National Service?
> Third problem: Could even the Time Lords keep this operation running for
> over a billion years? Even their creations can't be immune to entropy. I
> wish a more believable time-span such as 5,000 years had been chosen.
>
Ever since RTD and Moffat took over the show they've had the same
moronic obsession with exaggerating everything so much that's it's
become totally unbelievable. Instead of having a tiny isolated village
being invaded by aliens it's got to be the entire f'ing planet and it's
on ever f'ing news channel and then everyone forgets. Instead of a few
dozen Zygon's being given sanctuary it's has to be 20 f'ing million of
them and no one f'ing notices. Instead of the Doctor being UNIT's
scientific advisor he has to be world f'ing president. And now instead
of going round a loop a few dozen times like in Meglos it has to be near
a whole f'ing trillion.
BTW after Gallifrey dispersed how was the planet of the Fendahl which
was in the same solar system kept inside the time loop the Time Lords
put it in?
What happens to the Time Lock Gallifrey was put in at the end of the
Time War now that Gallifrey is back?
> Fourth and biggest problem: Surely the Time Lords must have installed
> some sort of monitoring system in their prison, even if its operation is
> fully automated? They know how resourceful the Doctor is. With a billion
> years to work out what is going on, they should surely have realised
> that the Doctor wasn't punching the adamantine shield out of pure pique.
Like why didn't he kick it or use his spade?
> Even if they didn't, they should surely have been able to detect the
> increasing level of damage to it.
>
How did they know the monster wasn't going to kill the Doctor outright?
Was it their intention for him to live or die? If the latter why not
just kill him properly in a disintergrator (which the teleporter
resembled) like the Daleks did to the Master in the TVM?
> I suppose if the episode could provoke such a lot of thought on my part,
> then it must have been better than I at first thought! The big reveal at
No. Just badly written.
> the end didn't come as a great surprise. Only the Time Lords combine
It didn't come as a surprise because the Doctor Who website and Radio
Times gave the entire f'ing ending away over a week ago.
> such a high level of technology with such a high level of sadism!
> Anyway, I'm looking forward to next week, when it seems we'll get to
> meet a lot more characters than just the Doctor, his imagined Clara, and
> the Veil.
I'm expecting it to be another plot-less disappointment. Everything
being built up so that the reset button can be pressed.