HUMOR: The Missing lines to Season 3

[D. Filip]

Hi there! This is the installment of the Missing Lines parody for
Babylon 5's third season, posted in November 1997. Remember to read the
first post (Missing Lines to Season 1 and 2) first so you can follow the
missing story arc as it unfolds. Like that installment (and the one for
s4 that follows) this post works in chronological order, and spoils almost
EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. Please read it only after you watched the show.
Besides, you might miss most of the jokes' context unless you already saw
the episode. In fact, you might miss some of the jokes if you didn't see
the commercials when it aired...

Season Three (Narrated by Ivanova)

Babylon 5 was our last, best hope for peace. It failed. We were
going to scrap the whole thing when it suddenly occurred to us that it
could be used as our last, best hope for parodies. (The intro music plays
"The Love Boat" while everyone's heads turn to face the camera with laughs
or extremely dopey smiles).

Matters of Honor

Sheridan: You make so many trips back and forth to the Vorlon homeworld,
how do I know you're the same Vorlon?
Kosh: I have always been here. Besides, no one cleaned the methane
breather's bathroom on B5 in a long time, and I'd rather wait to
use a bathroom on the Vorlon homeworld. Especially since they let
the toilet paper squares come from the under the roll instead of
over it.
Sheridan: Wow. I've got another question: Was that really you
last week?
Kosh: Yes.
Sheridan: Really?
Kosh: Yes.
Sheridan: Really?
(Kosh walks away)
Sheridan: You know I hate it when you do that.
Kosh: Goooooood.

(Delenn, Lennier and Marcus are at the bar)

Delenn: What does that pin mean?

Marcus: It's part Minbari and part Human, and forged with a drop of blood
from each. They say that whenever a Power Ranger dies, the pin
cries one tear of water and two of blood.

Lennier: Ooh, subtle foreshadowing. I wonder who dies first, you or me?

Delenn: We too have something like the Power Rangers on Minbar, only
we call them Voltron.

(Marcus, Lennier and Delenn are stopped by the punks at the bar's exit)

Delenn: It's morphin' time!
Lennier: Trilobite Leprachaun Spiffyzord Power!
Marcus: Mosquito Lemming Spiffyzord Power!
Delenn: Tubeworm Red Kitty Cat Spiffyzord Power!

(Suddenly Delenn, Marcus and Lennier "morph" into three Power Rangers.
The film quality suddenly drops as if it's a poorly preserved 2nd
generation copy of a Japanese Sentai show. The battle also appears to
take place in a grassy park instead of Down Below. When the fight is over
they turn back to normal and Down Below looks the way it used to. There
is no grass in sight. Later on the White Star, Marcus still explains his
reasons for joining the Rangers to Ivanova, but instead of doing what we
saw on television he used the introductory speech from Steven J. Canell's
show "Renegade.")

Convictions

Garibaldi: Nine times out of ten, if you have a bomb, you have a message.
Sheridan: Hmmm, all the bombs have been placed randomly, except for
the fact that they've all been in areas that would effect the
population. Maybe the message is chaos?
Ivanova: That sounds like a pretty crappy message.

(at the standoff)

Sheridan: Tell C&C to monitor my link. I'll hide it so you can hear what
the bomber has to say.
Garibaldi: You can't put your comm link in your shirt. That's the first
place he'll look.
Sheridan: Where would you like me to put it?
Garibaldi: Do you know how many soldiers have dreamed of the chance for
their commanding officers to ask that question?
(Sheridan rolls his eyes, hides the link and hears the bomber's story)
Bomber: What good is an artist without an audience?
Sheridan: I don't know. I guess you've got a good reason to kill us all.
Bomber: Really?
Sheridan: Sure. I have no reason to stop you- (Sheridan sits down, the
link beeps, and the scene proceeds as aired)

A Day in the Strife

(In the officer's bar)

Franklin: Don't you think Sheridan's been a little hard assed lately?
Ivanova: What do you mean?
Franklin: Nothing, I just wanted to say "hard assed" on television.

(The Narn gathering)

G'kar: That sword can not be sheathed until it draws blood!
Ta'lon: Well we can't kill a Centauri, can we?

(everyone pauses for a moment until G'kar has an idea)

G'kar: Quick! To the blood bank! I'll explain on the way!

Passing Through Gethsemane

Londo: Lyta Alexander, as I live and breathe! I have heard strange,
strange things about you...even rumors that you are Kosh's
girlfriend. I would pay a great deal of money to learn how the
Vorlons *do it*.
(Lyta reacts as she did on the show)

Voices of Authority

G'kar: Mister Garibaldi, I heard about the Rangers and I want to join.
Garibaldi: No.
G'kar: Come on.
Garibaldi: No.
G'kar: I'll be your best friend.
Garibaldi: No.
G'kar: Awww, you're mean.
Garibaldi: No.

Messages From Earth

Sheridan:
My father knew that if I didn't sleep that night, I'd never pass
my test. I paced back and forth nervously for hours.
Delenn:
Did it rain that night so you could get to sleep?
Sheridan:
No it didn't, but my dad...he picked up the garden hose and
shot it right in through the window. I was soaked from head to
toe with ice water in less than a second. It was the most
shocking thing that happened in my entire life. Then my dad
said something to me; He said "quit pacing around up there
and get some sleep you melon head or I'll spray you again!"
(A tear wells up in Sheridan's eye) I miss him.

Point of No Return

(The bridge crew learns of the martial law decree and political problems)

Corwin: How could this happen?
Sheridan: Because of something you did.
(Corwin starts crying)
Ivanova: Actually it's because of something I did, but Sheridan got
the ball rolling.

Severed Dreams

Sheridan: My dad has a saying: "When you mess with shit, it stinks."
Don't fire first, but if they mess with you...stink 'em up
real good.

Ceremonies of Light and Dark

Computer: Please enter your one digit security code.
Sheridan: Four.
Ivanova: Seven.
Garibaldi: Two.
Ivanova (amused): Two?
Garibaldi: Hey, would you have guessed it?

(The Nightwatch guys)

NW1: Who wants to guard the prisoners?
NW2: I ain't gonna do it.
NW3: I don't want to do it either.
NW4: I've got an idea...lets get the psycho! He loves the Minbari!

(at the ceremony)

Ivanova: I think I loved Talia.
Garibaldi: Me too.
Franklin: I...have a problem--
(Garibaldi jumps out from behind the wall)
Garibaldi: I knew it! I knew you were on the stims!

A Late Delivery from Avalon:

Postal official: Don't mess with delivery men, Mister Garibaldi.
The Post Office has a history. A VERY DARK HISTORY.

Ship of Tears:

Sheridan: Wow! Our new X-Wing starfighters look just like
Colonial Vipers!
Copilot: Actually these are the Thunderbolt Starfuries.
Sheridan: Thunderbolt Starfuries, eh? That's a great nickname for
our new X-Wings!
Copilot (sighs): Yes sir.

(after Bester's pin is destroyed, he talks to the B5 staff elsewhere.
Sheridan points to Bester's new pin)

Sheridan: Didn't Carolyn destroy your Psi-corp pin in the Medlab? How
did you get a new one so quickly?
Bester: I carry many spares. This happens much more often than you might
think in my line of work. (Bester shakes his pocket and the loud
jiggling of many Psi-Corp pins can be heard)

Interludes and Examinations:

(The initial medlab crisis)

Franklin: You! I want you to bring pressure up to 13. Michael, I'll
handle your security guard, and *you*...get me a hot dog!
Dr Hobbes: Thirteen? That's insane.

Garibaldi: He's really hurt bad. He ate nothing but Earthforce Rations
all this morning.

Medlab Hot Dog Vendor: You want fries with that?

Franklin (insane): WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE? DID YOU HEAR ME? DO YOU
HAVE TO QUESTION EVERYTHING I SAY? YEAH, I WANT FRIES! YOU GOT
THAT? THIRTEEN FRIES! THIRTEEN! THIRTEEN!

(As Kosh and Sheridan meet)

Kosh: If I help you now, I won't be able to help you when you go to
Z'ha'dum.

Sheridan: Yeah? You said that if I went to Z'ha'dum, I'd fall down a big
hole. I don't see how a flying angel could help me if I were
falling down a pit or a chasm or something, so what are you
holding back?

Kosh: You don't understand but you will. (pause) Maybe you will.

(Meanwhile...)

Morden: Refa seemed pretty mad...he said something about revenge.
Londo: I no longer want you to go away. I want to kill Refa even if it's
the last thing we do.
Morden: So you believe that Refa killed Adira?
Londo: Yes.
Morden: And you don't think it's strange that I just threatened to
do something terrible only hours ago?
Londo: No, not at all.
Morden: So you think my hands are completely clean in this instance?
Londo: Yes, absolutely.
Morden (smiles and shrugs): Wow. This is even bigger than the plot
holes my associates ripped in the Voyager.

(Sheridan's dream)
Kosh: As long as you're here, I'll always be here.
Sheridan (waking): Kosh!

(sudden cut to the PTEN promo)

Announcer: Coming soon...it's Kosh Fu: The Legend Drags On! Sheridan
learned Vorlon wisdom on Babylon 5, but a Shadow attack
interrupted his training. Kosh and Sheridan each believed the
other had perished. One year later, they were reunited. Then
Kosh faced new challenges.

Sheridan: I want to *fight* the Shadows

Kosh (in a David Carradine-like drugged tone of voice):
So did your ancestor when he was your age. Except he faught in
the Civil War.

Announcer: And Sheridan grew up.

Sheridan: Was that really you when the monorail blew up? It wasn't
Garibaldi?

(Kosh's eye narrows and he walks away)

Announcer: Catch the action...on Kosh Fu!

Caine: (stoned) Yes.
Kermit: Oh yeah.
The Ancient: Bloody marvelous.
Peter: Let's roll pop.
Caine: Don't call me pop.

(Sheridan and the cast of "Kung Fu: The Legend Continues" watch an image
of a leg slowly sweeping out from a fold in Kosh's encounter suit.
Suddenly the film cuts to a man flying through a plate glass window,
lamely implying that Kosh's slow kick knocked him back. Then the regular
commercial break follows and the head of Kosh's suit is on Sheridan's
desk)

Sheridan: Kosh told me that if he helped me now he wouldn't be able to
help me later, but I still don't see why.

(Delenn sighs)

Garibaldi: Uh...Captain? (waves hand) Never mind.

War Without End part I:

Rathenn: This package has been kept for you for over 900 years.
How did he know you would be here? How did he know your name?
Sinclair (opens the package and starts throwing out letters):
Bill, (toss) bill, (toss) you may already be a winner, (toss), a
Minbari sperm bank reciept (toss)...Hey! This one's from somebody
important! (Starts reading the note maked Jeffery David Sinclair
to himself)
Rathenn: What does it say?
Sinclair (chuckles absent mindedly): He still hasn't been washing
his hands...Huh? (Sinclair speaks to Rathenn as he did before)

(On the White Star)

Sinclair: We'll be a good team. Just like Batman and Robin. Scooby Doo
and Shaggy. Wayne and Garth. Bill and Ted. Beavis and Butthead.

(Lennier explains the White Star's shield tech)

Sheridan: As my great grandfather said...cool. Huh huh huh. Huh huh.
Sinclair: I believe *my* great grandfather would have replied with...
Heh. Heh heh heh. Heh heh.
Sheridan: Huh huh huh.
Sinlclair: Heh. Heh heh heh. Heh heh.

(Lennier looks nervously between the two, Several scenes later,
Garibaldi gets a message on B5)

Computer: The message is coded with a password.
Garibaldi: Fasten/Zip, socks, duck, tots, hello old friend...wait.
Three words: Wash your hands.
(The computer displays Sinclair's message)

War Without End part II

(Ivanova and Marcus work with the technical gear)

Marcus:
The ancient legends told us that Valen was a Minbari not born
of Minbar. They also spoke about his incredibly amusing alien
sidekick.
Ivanova:
Do you think we'll get a chance to meet them?

(Zathras sees Delenn there to help him)

Zathras: I knew the One would not leave me.
Delenn: Hold on my friend, this shouldn't be too hard to lift...

(She tries to lift the beam but drops it after a second. Zathras
howls in pain).

Delenn: Sorry Zathras. Your note told me to get help before I lifted
the beam but I forgot. I'll be right back.

(Delenn returns with Marcus and the White Star's crew)

Marcus: This is the only Minbari fighting stick I have. Be careful
with it, okay?
Lennier: Don't worry. We won't damage it at all.

(The White Star's crew wedges the fighting stick between Zathras and the
beam. Zathras moves quickly to get out of the way when Marcus' stick
breaks and the beam crashes down again.)

Lennier: Oops.

(Sinclair is outside in his blue space suit)

Old Sinclair:
The note said I shouldn't try to change the past, but if I
succeed here I won't have to go back. (activates radio)
Shuttle One! Come in! Watch your back Michael! Watch
your back...And wash your hands too!

(cut to Shuttle One)

Garibaldi (To the younger Sinclair):
Hey Jeff, this guy sounds just like you.
Young Sinclair:
Whoever you are, this is Shuttle One. We got your message.
Thanks for the warning. End transmission.

(Cut back to blue space suit)

Old Sinclair:
Wait! That advice was totally useless! I didn't change a
thing! I've got to tell them about Clark's conspiracy!
Space suit computer:
Shuttle One is now out of communications range.
Old Sinclair:
Maybe I can give them a warning in old-fashioned morse code.

(Sinclair whips out a gratuitously large laser cannon and fires timed
morse code bursts near Shuttle One. He accidentally hits it before he can
complete his message. Shuttle One rolls, starts to glow, then suddenly
explodes. Sinclair cringes, realizing that he created a giant paradox.
He returns through an airlock and hangs his head).

Delenn: You didn't change the timeline, did you?

Sinclair: I tried to warn them but it all happened just as I remembered
it. Yeah, that's the ticket. Just as I remembered it.

Walkabout

(Sheridan notices the writing on the outside of the new Vorlon's ship is
different than Kosh's, and has a flash to his dream from AAITN (season 2)
during their meeting)

Sheridan: What should we call you?

Vorlon: Kosh.

Sheridan: In public, yes, I know. But what shall I call you in private?

Vorlon: Kosh.

Sheridan: You remind me of someone I've seen before. Were you ever a PE
Teacher?

Vorlon: Uh...no.

(His eye narrows as he shuffles away. Later in G'kar's quarters)

Narn: I can't believe it! How did you manage to import breen?

G'kar: That's not breen.

Narn: But the flavor, the texture...it's just like breen.

G'kar: It isn't. It is actually a form of food that the Earthers call
"Spam." It seems that every sentient culture in the universe has
it's own form of Spam.

Narn: I never figured out what goes into a can of breen. Have the
Earthers or any of the other aliens ever said what goes into Spam?

G'kar: No, and I suspect it is the type of thing we'll never know, or
if someone ever were to hear the answer, he would go mad.

A Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place

Z Minus 14 Days

Londo: Vir, you remember Na'Toth, don't you?

Vir: No, who is she?

Londo: How could you not remember Na'Toth?

Vir: I don't know how. I just don't.

Londo: She was only here for three or four hours, but I thought you
would have the capacity to remember at least a little--

Vir: Alright already! I remember her! But I swear that NOTHING HAPPENED
BETWEEN US! We were friends! JUST FRIENDS! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE
ME LONDO!

(Londo raises an eybrow and the scene continues as before)

Z minus 13 days

(Sheridan, the reverend, and Brother Theo are talking)

Brother Theo: Oh. I suppose since he speaks as if I am not here that
someone must have painted "idiot" on my back again.

(As they walk off we can see "idiot" spraypainted on the back of Theo's
robe. In Sheridan's office...)

Reverend: ...but who do you share your problems with? I saw the way she
looked at you from across the table. She loves you, you know.

Sheridan: Delenn has enough problems of her own without taking on mine
too--

Reverend: Delenn? I was talking about Ivanova. Oh well. If you like
Delenn better, that's fine. You just looked like you were a bit
too stiff, worn and cranky lately. I only tried to make you
think about getting a girlfriend to help you loosen up. There's
nothing like someone to socialize with to excuse social drinking,
and there's nothing like social drinking to get rid of that
stiffness. Even if you don't want to drink, that's fine. A
girlfriend is all you really need to feel loose.

Sheridan: It didn't work for Babylon 5's last commander and it won't work
for me.

Shadow Dancing

(Delenn explains the Minbari ritual)

Sheridan: What if she doesn't like what she sees?

Delenn: Then she has the right to cut off his mumblemumblemumble.

Sheridan: What was that?

Delenn: She has the right to cut off his mumblemumblemumble.

Sheridan: His what?

Delenn: His...access to her family.

Z minus 4 days

(Sheridan reviews his dream with Ivanova and Delenn)

Sheridan: I've been having the same dream over and over again, ever since
Kosh died. Please tell me if you think it means anything. In
fact, why don't you spell out all the ambiguities so there is
nothing left to interpret or speculate about. I'm feeling
mentally slow today so I'd appreciate it.

(the scene continues as before)

Sheridan: And then Hsok and Kosh are drinking something through their
encounter suits, and this purple Vorlon comes in and interrupts
them, and he looks just like our new ambassador. And he's a PE
Teacher who--

Delenn: A physical education teacher? They are prominent figures in
Minbari mythology. They symbolize slow witted brutality and a
constant sense of dissatisfaction, almost on the verge of a
nervous breakdown or berserker rage.

Ivanova: PE teachers are pretty much the same on Earth.

Delenn: But what were they drinking?

Sheridan: Who knows? Maybe it's important, maybe it isn't. Not that I
really believe in any of this. All these signs-'n-portents
dreams...

(the scene continues on as before, even though Sheridan's frustration
with the dream contradicts the curiosity he expressed earlier in the
script. Doctor Franklin recovers later in Medlab and finishes his speech
about what he learned about life, who and what he is, etc)

Sheridan: And what are you?

Franklin: Alive. Everything else is negotiable.

Sheridan: So what are you going to do now that you had this revelation?

Franklin: Nothin'. I'll probably go down the Dark Star club and get
wasted tonight. Want to join me?

(Sheridan's link beeps)

C&C tech: Captain? We have a message from Delenn. She says that she
(giggle) awaits your (giggle) pleasure in your quarters--

(Everyone in medlab starts to whistle and give cat calls)

Z'ha'dum

Anna: Come with me to Z'ha'dum. They are eager to meet you, and they'll
explain everything.
John: Why do I have to go there? Can't you just tell it to me here?
Anna: I...er...forgot what I'm supposed to say. I left my notes there.
John: You left your notes with the Shadows?
Anna: Yes, but that's a pretty dramatic name for them. Their real name
is impossible for humans to pronounce, and I've tried.
John: Wow. How many letters long is it?
Anna: Only four, but the first one is a Z so it's really tough.
John: Riiiiiiight.

Z minus a couple hours

Garibaldi (ackwardly): There's a lot of snowfall over New York.
John (also ackwardly): Well it must be pretty there this time of year.
Anna: You two are speaking so strangely. Are you hiding a secret code or
something?
Garibaldi (making confused hand guestures and facial expressions):
Uh...well...I...whew. I gotta go. See you Cap'n.
John: He's always like that.

(later)

Garibaldi: Are you sure Sheridan read your medical reports?

Franklin: I'm positive...well I'm positive that he received them anyway.
I can't really be sure he paid attention to them -- he didn't even
notice that I left my wheelchair after being stabbed two days ago.
Garibaldi: Yeah, no one noticed that. How odd.
Franklin: That I'd heal up so fast or that no one noticed?
Garibaldi (smiles): Yes.

Z minus five minutes

(inside the airlock door)
Anna: John, they won't allow you to take weapons into their home.
(Sheridan gives her the PPG on his belt clip)
Anna: Is that your only weapon?
John: I mave moo awww my meapomms.
Anna: What about the PPG in your mouth?
John: I mon't mave a BBG im my mouff.
Anna: Don't play this game, John.
John (very innocently): Mut I mon't mave a BBG im my mouff.

(Anna reaches into John's mouth and wrestles the PPG out of his clenched
teeth. She holds the drool-covered weapon with only two fingers)

John: Oh. *That* PPG. It's funny, but those things are so comfortable
that you forget when you're wearing them.
Anna: Of course. Follow me this way.
John: What's in that door?
(He opens it and sees a bathroom where the toilet paper is rolled from the
bottom under, just the opposite of the Vorlon bathroom from his dream)
Anna: No, don't look in there. The rest of us are this way.

Z minus 4 minutes

(When they go to the lounge she hands the PPG to Morden, who suddenly
notices John's saliva on the gun. He cringes, puts it down on the sofa,
and wipes his hands)

Anna: You already know Mr. Morden. But do you know this drunk old guy?

Justin: Hi there, Johnny boy! I have a question for you. Do you ever
wonder who decides that hemlines will be short one year, and below
the knee the next, and makes perfume commercials look really
stupid?
(Justin continues to move his hands after he speaks)

John: Calvin Klein?

Justin: Who decides that the work day goes from nine to five instead of
eleven to twelve?

John: The clockmaker association? The Time Cops?

Justin: Do you ever wonder who decides that there are always fewer hot
dogs than buns in a package of each?

John: The Centauri prophylactic industry?

Justin: Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system
down? Who keeps the Free Marsies off the map? Who keeps Atlantis
under wraps? Who holds back the electric car? Who made Steve
Gutenburg a star?

John: The Stonecutter's union? The Freemasons?

Justin: Come on! I'm with all the people who do that stuff. The same
organization, just a different department. You might say I'm a
"middleman" for them. If I wanted to be really obvious, I might
even call myself the "man in between." And if I wanted this to
be a baldfacedly explicit explaination of your Vorlon induced
dream from the second season, you almost might say that, after
seeing you in action, I've been "searching for you."

John: I don't get--oh, wait. That really is obvious.

(Justin continues with his speech and describes the Shadows' plan)

Morden: It all works beautifully. Every so often, the Shadows come down
and kick over a few anthills. Sure, some of the ants die, but the
survivors are smarter. Stronger. They can rebuild from their
ashes and create a better community than the last. You were able
to organize all the worlds against us, a commendable acheivement,
but for our purposes it is unproductive.

John: Oh? I think it's very productive. You see, I'm doing the Shadows
a favor. I'll kick over their anthills so their survivors will
learn to be better at patching up shrapnel wounds...think of it
as a present.

(They explain that someone else would take his place if he were killed,
they describe how Anna was brainwashed and how he could be too)

Justin: So we need your help. We'd prefer to have you help willingly so
we'll give you some time to think it over. If we can do anything
to make your stay more comfortable--

Morden (butting in): Care for a Pez? You can keep the dispenser if you
want to. It looks just like Londo Mollari.

(John quietly stares at the Londo-headed Pez dispenser)

Z minus 20 seconds

John (incredulous look on his face): No. No, thank you. No Pez today.

Anna: Then how about some refreshments? Something to drink?

Morden: What will it be?

John: Beer.

Morden (smiles silently for a moment): Never heard of it.

John (puzzled): Then what do you have?

Z minus 5 seconds

(The door opens up and a Shadow walks into the room carrying a tray. On
the tray is a bottle marked "Zima." John instantly recognizes it from his
Vorlon-induced dream. All of the Shadow's human associates start to nod
their heads and mutter "Hey, Zima!" and "Zima's good.")

John: No. NOOOOOOOO! (He pulls out the PPG and starts to fire)

(Cut to B5 station extierior with Shadows closing in)

Ivanova: Can you raise Draal?
Corwin: Communications are being jammed.
Ivanova: Can we use morse code with a flashlight from a window?
Corwin: No, Draal isn't looking in our direction.
Ivanova: What about the cans connected by the string?
Corwin: The Shadows used scissors and we can't get through.
Ivanova: Well that Great Machine isn't so great is it? We never get to
use it for anything. I guess it's time to see the first season
Starfury launch again. God knows we've reused enough stock CGI
footage in this episode already.

(The scene continues with the stock Starfury launch and the episode
continues as aired. Later John shoots at a room full of Shadows as Anna,
Morden and Justin try to give him their Z'ha'dum travel brochoures)

John: Ha! You spent so much time worring about the PPG in my mouth that
you never stopped to think I would have one in my boot!

(Morden tries to shoot back with John's drool-covered PPG but it slips out
of his hand)

John: I shouldn't even have bothered to take out the energy cap. It's
not like I'm dealing with the dock workers any more! (Subtle
Straczynskiesque black-and-white clips remind you that this line
is a reference to "A Day In the Strife")

(John breaks away to get to the edge of the Shadow's underground city,
followed only by Anna. He looks out and sees the Shadow city. In it he
nocices a deep pit and a brewery hundreds of miles wide. He activates the
White Star's launch sequence.)

Anna: Please, John, don't give up on me or the Shadows' offer. Z'ha'dum
is a really nice place sometimes. I can't ever be back to the way
I used to be, but everything from your Anna is somewhere inside
me, and I'm sure I could love you just the same. We could spend
our days and nights touring the giant brewery and admiring the
city's wonderful geodesic domed skylight.

(John thinks for a second)

Anna: I could give you a lifetime supply of Zima. All the Zima you could
ever possibly want to drink.

Kosh (panicked): Jump John! Now!

(He jumps into the hole and the episode continues as before with the
White Star breaking through the geodesic dome)

Next up: The missing lines to season four.

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