MOST SEXUALLY TILTED LINES IN STAR WARS

[Matt Jusinski mntr stnd]

I know a lot of sex lines from star wars. Here are some of my best.

"Our instructions are to give it only to Jabba Himself."--C-3PO
"This is red five, I'm goin' in."--Luke
"He is here. I have felt him."--Darth
"Luke, at that speed, do you think we'll be able to pull out in time?"--
Wedge, I think.
"You've got something jammed in here pretty good."--Luke
"You can play with your friends later. There's work to be done."--Uncle Owen
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"--Leia
"Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"--Han
"I know a few maneuvers. We'll lose 'em."--Han
"Well, I guess you just don't know everything about women yet."--Leia

[Wayne Yuen]

In article <1995Jun27....@njitgw.njit.edu>,

Matt Jusinski mntr stnd <mjj...@hertz.njit.edu> wrote:
>
>"Luke, at that speed, do you think we'll be able to pull out in time?"--
>Wedge, I think.

That was Biggs.

My favorite one is "Judge me by my size do you? And Well You should not!"

--
Wayne Yuen <jo...@rahul.net>

[Ricardo Rodrigues]

Some of my favorites are:

1. DARTH: "I have felt him, my master."
EMPEROR: "Strange that I have not."

2. HAN SOLO: "I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew."

3. WEDGE: "Look at the size of that thing!"

This thread is hilarious! Let's keep it going crazy people! 8->

Ricardo.

[D Johnston]

ESB, aboard the Falcon:

Leia: "Let go, please."
Han: "Don't get excited."
Leia: "Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."
Han: "Sorry, sweetheart. We haven't got time for anything else."

dot sasscer/do...@pipeline.com
....Open your mind and say "Ah."

[jj...@lehigh.edu]

In article <3t869a$g...@freenet.vancouver.bc.ca>, rica...@freenet.vancouver.bc.c

a (Ricardo Rodrigues) writes:
>Some of my favorites are:
>
> 1. DARTH: "I have felt him, my master."
> EMPEROR: "Strange that I have not."
>
> 2. HAN SOLO: "I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew."
>
> 3. WEDGE: "Look at the size of that thing!"
>

4. Leia: "Luke, unzip your pants and show me how to use your sabre."

[Gyumaoh]

ESB
Yoda: And now we must eat...come...good food...come....

[Todd Hulin]

I think the best one has to be:

Han: Get on top of it...

Leia: (Grabbing a large phallic shaped rod) I'm trying

Heheheheheheh

hu...@metronet.com

[Jason Bayne]

gyu...@aol.com (Gyumaoh) writes:

> ESB
> Yoda: And now we must eat...come...good food...come....

Oh, Puh-lease, the hands-down winner would have to be:
"Size matters not! Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?"

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ha...@alamo.net (Jason Bayne)
ALAMO Internet -- +1 (210) 561-9815/21 -- San Antonio, Texas

[Sound It]

You have all forgot the most sexual point in the whole movie! When luke
finally makes the shot into the thermal exhaust port he lets out this big
sexual grunt/sigh like he just came! It's a riot! Look really carefully
and listen very carefully! I am right you know!

Sound It

[Michael Crawford]

I haven't seen anyone post this one and I'm surprised...

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

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Michael A. Crawford
mac...@nr.infi.net

[Matt James]

Sound It (sou...@aol.com) wrote:
: You have all forgot the most sexual point in the whole movie! When luke

: finally makes the shot into the thermal exhaust port he lets out this big
: sexual grunt/sigh like he just came! It's a riot! Look really carefully
: and listen very carefully! I am right you know!

Leia: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"
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[Jay Penn01]

Just joined the thread, so dunno if this has been covered...

(Trash compactor scene in ANH)

HAN: Get on top!
LEIA: I can't!

(and later)

HAN: Get on top of it!
LEIA: I'm trying!

-Jay Pennington

[Umut Nurkan]

I believe the most sexually tilted line in Star Wars is the
following:

"He might have come in through the 'south enterance'.' in ESB.

An officer says this to Han about Luke.
I still laugh everytime I hear it.

--Turk

[Umut Nurkan]

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars: A New Hope"

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

3. "Look at the size of that thing!"

4. "Sorry about the mess..."

5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

7. "You've got something jammed in here really good."

8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"

9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"

--Turk

[Kid Bespin]

"get in ther Chewie! I don't care what you smell!"

jeff

[Neil Brown]

> "get in ther Chewie! I don't care what you smell!"

> jeff

"get behind me, get behind me"

--neil--

[Matthew Johnston]

In article <3u49a9$d...@yell.zetnet.co.uk>, neil....@zetnet.co.uk (Neil
Brown) wrote:

OR...

"They said they fixed it... It's not MY FAULT!"