Great Star Wars porn titles
Spawn of Porkins
that by following the philosophy of the great Martin Reese of Reese's peanut
butter cups, I could start something really new by combining these two
fantastic passtimes. I present the following film titles for your approval.
The Adventures of Jango Phatt; Intergalactic Booty Hunter
Hotel Porkins
Amidala, Queen of Naboob (soft core)
Chicks with Tentacles (Fetish)
Sith On My Face
Sex Wars Episode IV: A New Hole
Judge Me by My Size (fetish)
Hoth in the Sheets
Dirty Jedi #43
Debbie does Dantooine.
Jade
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The Devaronian and Miss Jones
Mesa so Horny - Gungan fetish
Red Lekku Bonanza - Twi'Lek fetish
Hutt Sluts
Yes, My Master - Sith S&M
The Secret Life of Princess LayUs
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Spawn of Porkins
"Dark Lord Karno Dal" <si...@lords.com> wrote in message
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> "Spawn of Porkins" <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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> > There are two things I love in life; Star Wars and quality porn. I
thought
> > that by following the philosophy of the great Martin Reese of Reese's
> peanut
> > butter cups, I could start something really new by combining these two
> > fantastic passtimes. I present the following film titles for your
> approval.
> >
> > The Adventures of Jango Phatt; Intergalactic Booty Hunter
> > Hotel Porkins
> > Amidala, Queen of Naboob (soft core)
> > Chicks with Tentacles (Fetish)
> > Sith On My Face
> > Sex Wars Episode IV: A New Hole
> > Judge Me by My Size (fetish)
> > Hoth in the Sheets
> > Dirty Jedi #43
> > Debbie does Dantooine.
>
> The Devaronian and Miss Jones
> Mesa so Horny - Gungan fetish
hehe. That's classic.
> Red Lekku Bonanza - Twi'Lek fetish
> Hutt Sluts
> Yes, My Master - Sith S&M
> The Secret Life of Princess LayUs
>
> --
> May the Dark Side be with you....
>
> Dark Lord Karno Dal
> si...@lords.com
Jade
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Whoop!
Tyralak
And don't forget: "Star Whores" the
cast of characters being: (Roll credits)
Hand Solo, (Professional trafficker of pornography) Princess Lay-me,
(Galaxy's
biggest slut) Obi-Wanker-nobi, (Dirty old man who hides in a cave and
uses the "Force" to look in on girls taking a shower in the nearby
town.) Luke Fudgepacker, (Gay swashbuckler extrodinare) and that little
robotic dildo R2D2! And don't forget Bigfoot, who rides around with Hand
Solo in the Millennium Buttplug! (And drives while old Hand Solo is
taking care of "business" )
They are fighting the evil Empire which brutally, and with a
heavy hand controls all prostitution in the galaxy. This rag-tag group
is leading a
rebellion against the Galactic Pimp known only as "The Emperor" He
controls all prostitution in the galaxy, and demands a cut from every
"transaction" (along with a video tape) His chief lieutenant is a psycho
S&M guy known as "Darth Vader". Or more appropriately, to his SUBjects,
"Lord Vader" He's the guy who calls you up at 3:00 in the morning and
just BREATHES. And then we have a freelance pimp operating at the
boundaries of the "Empire" known as Jabup The Butt. He likes to keep
women in cages. (Princess Lay-me visits him often.)We also have the
dirty inbred Booty-Hunter from Kentuckyus Prime known
as Bubba Fett. He sometimes works with Jabup The Butt by bringing him
new "employees".
This of course is after the nasty incident of the "Clone Whores" Where
the soon to be "Emperor" creates a cloned army of lookalike prostitutes
to staff his prostitution Empire.
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ObeeKris
Hands Solo
Boba Fetish: Capture Me (BDSM)
Wookiee Nookie
Lightsaber Lovin'
Blow My Death Star
Fat and Frisky (Hutts)
ObeeKris
Silver Drake
> And don't forget: "Star Whores" the
Did you know Star Whores *really exists*? :D
It's an italian parody made overdubbing ANH :)
See you,
Silver Drake
E Dio disse: "Fiat Tux"... e vide che era cOSa buona.
Vinci
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> And don't forget: "Star Whores" the
> cast of characters being: (Roll credits)
To tell the truth, "Star Whores" really exists.... :-)))))
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Tyralak
No way! I thought I was clever for thinking all of that crap up. Oh well,
it's such an easy pun, I suppose it would have been thought of already.
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Your powers are useless! I'm Wearing Tin-Foil underwear!
Joey Butler
The Empire Strikes from the Back
erik s fredricks
> There are two things I love in life; Star Wars and quality porn. I
> thought that by following the philosophy of the great Martin Reese of
> Reese's peanut butter cups, I could start something really new by
> combining these two fantastic passtimes. I present the following film
> titles for your approval.
>
Lando's co-ed house party
Artoo & 3PO's power coupling
--
"I bent my Wookie."
-Ralph Wiggum
erik
http://lonelymachines.org
Jeff Krisko - El Jefe Suyo
Toungin' Gungans?
I feel so worthless, I could only think of one.
-
Jeff
Princess Buttercup's Flying Castle of Mayhem
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thought
> that by following the philosophy of the great Martin Reese of Reese's
peanut
> butter cups, I could start something really new by combining these two
> fantastic passtimes. I present the following film titles for your
approval.
>
> The Adventures of Jango Phatt; Intergalactic Booty Hunter
> Hotel Porkins
Maybe I'm daft for not getting it but...Hotel Porkins? How's that porno?
PB
BballJunky
That's a riot!!
C'Pi
"Jeff Krisko - El Jefe Suyo" <jk...@aol.compactDisc> wrote in message
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Ahhh...but it was a good one.
C'Pi
Randy Stack
>Hotel Porkins
>Amidala, Queen of Naboob (soft core)
>Chicks with Tentacles (Fetish)
>Sith On My Face
>Sex Wars Episode IV: A New Hole
>Judge Me by My Size (fetish)
>Hoth in the Sheets
>Dirty Jedi #43
>Debbie does Dantooine.
My Contribution:
Star Whores Episode XXX: The Sperm of the One-Eye
Randy
(Insert clever quote here.)
:-/ I am Sifo-Dyas
"Spawn of Porkins" <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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Paula adds...
The Phantom Man Ass
Attack of the Clone Boobies
A Nude Hole
The Empire Strikes the Back-door
Revenge of the One-eye
Dale Hicks
says...
> Mesa so Horny - Gungan fetish
Followed by GUNGANS GONE WILD?
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conrad fjetland
Episode IV: A New Poke
Episode V: The Empire Likes It in the Back
Episode VI: Rise of the Jedi
:)
Squidman
Drake
"Spawn of Porkins" <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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Did y'all think I'd completely ignore this? Duh, 'course not.
Though I really hope no one gets the meaning of the first three.
Huttake (fetish)
Ewokkake (fetish)
Wookkake (fetish)
New Jedi Whores
Bodacious TaunTauns (bestiality)
Leia Orgasms & Darth North star in: I'm Your Daddy (bdsm)
C3PO & Artoo present: Probing Droids
Jaina & Jacen star in: Tabooine
Bullseying Womprats (bestiality)
"Plug In Artoo", the stolen C3PO & Artoo home movie
Queens Of Naboo (transvestite)
Amidala, Clone Whore: Over 1,000,000 Served
Mara, Leia, Jaina & others in: Lightsabers, A Girl's Best Friend (all girl)
It's Supposed To Smell Like That: A Mon Calamari Sex Ed Video
Drake
I heard rumors that a certain Sith Warrior (of sorts) might pop up in
"Queens Of Naboo" dressed as Ginger Spice.
Remove 'pervo' to reply by email.
AJ
2. Hand Solo.
3. Booba Tit.
4. Speeder Dyke.
5. Stormpooper.
6. DV gets VD.
7. Lay-Ah.
8. C3P on me.
9. R2 does 2.
10. Wampa Love.
11. Taun Taun for fun fun.
12. Jango Jerks Off.
13. OB1Cum on me.
14. XXX Wing.
15. Tie me up fighter.
16. Ewocks with huge cocks.
17. Wookie's Cookies.
18. The Phantom Penis.
19. Episode IV-A new whore.
20. Chewy.
21. Jar Jar at the titty bar.
22. Debbie does the Empire.
23. Luke's saber.
Randy Stack
>
>Huttake (fetish)
>Ewokkake (fetish)
>Wookkake (fetish)
Oh, I got it all right. Does that make me a complete perv?
Free yogurt for all,
Randy :D
Spawn of Porkins
"AJ" <KISS...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> 1. Jabba the Slut.
> 2. Hand Solo.
> 3. Booba Tit.
> 4. Speeder Dyke.
> 5. Stormpooper.
> 6. DV gets VD.
> 7. Lay-Ah.
I'm so happy that this thread came back. I knew it was worth the bandwidth.
Jade
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May the Foursome be with you.
Drake
"Randy Stack" <crazydi...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
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Yes, yes it does make you a complete perv.
But hey, I made the jokes myself so at least you know
you're not alone.
Drake
I bet Jabba participated in that one event rather often,
it'd explain the slime you see so often. ;)
Jon Mason
2 Attack Of The Cum
3 ???
4 A New Hump
5 The Empire Strokes Back
6 Turn On The Jedi
conrad fjetland
Yoda likes it when "Dey Go Baa"
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