Re: 9/6 Puns
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:413BAF68...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Michael Balarama wrote:
> >
> > > Was sent this:
> > >
> > > Noted Doughboy Dies
> > >
> > > Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe
> > > yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as "Brown-n-Serve," Fresh
> > > was an avid gardener and tennis player.
> > >
> > > Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent
> > > years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth,
> > > the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Betty Crocker, the
> > > Hostess Twinkies, and Skippy.
> > >
> > > The graveside was piled high with flower as longtime friend, Aunt
> > > Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never
> > > knew how much he was kneaded."
> > >
> > > Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
> > > with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,
> > > wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes -- conned by those who
> > > buttered him up.
> > >
> > > Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. He
> > > enjoyed being prodded by his many friends who invariably poked fun at
> > > him.
> > >
> > > Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and
> > > another bun in the oven.
> > >
> > > The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
> >
> > May he Rise In Peace, and his wife avoid yeast infections.
> >
> > Are his kids strong Hy-breads?
>
> If they're F1 Hy-breads, their kids will have to be grown from cuttings!
> Very painful! (^!^)
Rise Lord Vader.