how jedi are you?
Peter Hanely
I came out Yoda.
--
The Jedi Hacker
"Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."
The Great Esopo
Bags - 'Slave to the Waffle Light'
"...and so fell the weight I never can lift
behind us the darkness between us the rift"
Xizor
Qui-Gon. Not sure how I feel about that. He lost to Maul....
Xizor
Cryofax
pants" you're the chosen one...
- Cryo
"Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
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supo
I got Han Solo with the caption:
"Jedi-schmedi ... who needs the Force? I got me a Wookie"
Ain't it the truth.
Darth Gumby
>http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/
>
>I came out Yoda.
I came out as Mace Windu, then kept messing with my answers until I got Padawan.
*giggles*
I mean Sith Lord.
*glare*
DarthGumby
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Erik F
> http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/
>
> I came out Yoda.
>
I came out Porkins, with the caption,
"Mmm, mm...that's good Ewok!"
Actually, I came out Han Solo, too. I
just couldn't pass up the "kissing Leia with
tongues" option.
--
THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR
Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F18
erik
http://lonelymachines.org
Anne
Well, I started to take this test but stalled when I got to the parts
about kissing Leia and/or Padme.
Don't they have a female version of this where we get to choose between
kissing Anakin and (NO, not Porkins!) Han or something?
Bah humbug.
- A.
supo
>> http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/
>
>
>Well, I started to take this test but stalled when I got to the parts
>about kissing Leia and/or Padme.
Of course. It's a decision that will haunt us for ages to come.
>Don't they have a female version of this where we get to choose between
>kissing Anakin and (NO, not Porkins!) Han or something?
>
Oh, I thought you were going to say you couldn't choose which one you wanted to
spoon with. This way is more unsettling.
>Bah humbug.
Next time it should be between Porkins and Chewie. That way we all win!
David A McIntee
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> http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/
>
My wife came out as Jedi Master (Mace Windu.)
I come out as Sith Lord (Mandy at weekends...)
Then I did it again eschewing the Dark Side (just for a laugh) and came out
Jedi Master Mace again
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Darth Gumby
Something like a Jedi Knight in his pre-blue ghost phase?
>Bah humbug.
Indeed. There must be one out there...they have one for "which Amidala gown are
you" fer cryin' out loud, there must be a version for the ones that want to kiss
the guys!
>- A.
DarthGumby
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Chim Bubba
I also came out yoda
usher
Folks Home":
>http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/
>
>I came out Yoda.
I came out as Qui-Gon Jinn.
Now to perfect my Irish accent.
usher
.
Rambling Old Cynical Jedi Engineer
http://www.shavenwookie.com/rassm/
http://melosh.tripod.com/
The RASSM FAQ - http://www.shavenwookie.com/orhp/guide/faq.html
Angelia Sparrow
"Anne" <henny...@cox.net> wrote in message
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::blows screeching whistle:: I found a straight one!
::Shakes hand:: I thought straight femfans were a legend.
Me,
"Jedi-Schmedi, who needs the Force? I got me a wookiee!"
--
Angel
The Truth is out there...
but I lost the URL
Home; http://www.geocities.com/valarltd
Stories: http://www.geocities.com/lady_aethelynde
Angelia Sparrow
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> Anne wrote:
> >Bah humbug.
>
> Next time it should be between Porkins and Chewie. That way we all win!
>
For kissing, Porkins. i like my men bearded, not furry.
For the rest (including spooning) Chewie. I'm sure 200 years has given
him a WIDE repertoire.
Anne
> ::Shakes hand:: I thought straight femfans were a legend.
Howdy. :-)
Actually we have a bunch of straight female SW fans on RASSM. Some of us
are even members of D.O.L.L. (Dirty Old Ladies League) To become a
member, you have to be a woman "of a certain age" and have a fine
appreciation of handsome young SW actors like Ewan McGregor and Hayden
Christensen.
We are *not* to be confused with Porkinites.
- Anne
usher
>Actually we have a bunch of straight female SW fans on RASSM. Some of us
>are even members of D.O.L.L. (Dirty Old Ladies League) To become a
>member, you have to be a woman "of a certain age" and have a fine
>appreciation of handsome young SW actors like Ewan McGregor and Hayden
>Christensen.
>
>We are *not* to be confused with Porkinites.
Nor aparently with EWOR.
Theresa Wojtasiewicz
Ayup. Them Porkinites is hard to swallow, um, follow, sometimes, but
each to our own obsessions, I say!
- Theresa, Founder and Prez of D.O.L.L.
Luna Rossa
>
> Actually we have a bunch of straight female SW fans on RASSM. Some of us
> are even members of D.O.L.L. (Dirty Old Ladies League) To become a
> member, you have to be a woman "of a certain age" and have a fine
> appreciation of handsome young SW actors like Ewan McGregor and Hayden
> Christensen.
Ooooh I qualify!!! I'm new here, been lurking for a while... but I'm
definately at D.O.L.L. How do I sign up???
Luna
Nesha Kovalick
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(Anne) wrote:
Hey! Some of us are not only Dirty Old Ladies, but ALSO Proud Porkinites!
Nesha :-)
>
> - Anne
Anne
> definately at D.O.L.L. How do I sign up???
Hi, Luna: You just did!
Your first assignment (it's kind of a hazing, really) is to rent "The
Pillow Book" and watch it all the way through. Then report back to us: Do
the rewards (hint: Ewan's "family assets" are involved) outweigh the
eventual tedium?
Welcome. We'll teach you the secret handshake later. ;-)
- Anne
Anne
>
> Nesha :-)
Oops! No offense intended, Nesha.
How do you rationalize your, ummmmm, disparate tastes?
- Anne
Theresa Wojtasiewicz
And the second assignment is "Shallow Grave". How about it, A - have you
tracked that one down yet? (This is another one I haven't seen all the
way through, but that was only because I happened upon it on one evening
whilst channel surfing - and now have to wait until it turns up again!
not being a big fan of renting movies, nor of getting tv guides of
various pedigrees on account of they are now so unwieldy as to give War
and Peace a run for its money).
Nesha Kovalick
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(Anne) wrote:
I've learned that it doesn't pay to be overly choosy when dealing with men?
Nesha <g>
>
> - Anne
Anne
> tracked that one down yet?
Hi, Theresa -- No, I haven't yet, but I'm glad you reminded me... this is
a nice long holiday weekend and I may just try to rent it tomorrow.
- Anne
D.O.L.L.
Anne
LOL!
- A.
Luna Rossa
> Hi, Luna: You just did!
That part was easy... ;)
> Your first assignment (it's kind of a hazing, really) is to rent "The
> Pillow Book" and watch it all the way through. Then report back to us: Do
> the rewards (hint: Ewan's "family assets" are involved) outweigh the
> eventual tedium?
If Ewan's 'family assets' are involved I think I know the answer already!!
Better get to the video store...
Luna
Angelia Sparrow
-- "Anne" <henny...@cox.net> wrote in message
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>
> > ::Shakes hand:: I thought straight femfans were a legend.
>
>
> Howdy. :-)
>
> Actually we have a bunch of straight female SW fans on >RASSM.
I knew there had to be straight ones, but all my little bi self kept running
into were bi and lesbians. (The last stats I heard put us at 30% of the
fandom)
I figured it was the general high level of intelligence and took it for
granted.
>Some of us
> are even members of D.O.L.L. (Dirty Old Ladies League) To become a
> member, you have to be a woman "of a certain age" and have a fine
> appreciation of handsome young SW actors like Ewan McGregor and Hayden
> Christensen.
Ooo, sign me up. Ewan is a hottie with an enormous talent!
Love Moulin rouge, the Pillow Book, Brassed off and Velvet Goldmine.
I want to see Life as a House.
But it's Chris Lee and Jimmy Smits that turn my gears.
Did i mention I'm still madly in lust with Harrison Ford, vintage 1980? And
that ongoing 25 yo Luke crush isn't ending, tho I passed him years ago in
age.
>
> We are *not* to be confused with Porkinites.
>
> - Anne
I get a chuckle from them, and keep having visions of
pulled pork sandwiches.
Angelia Sparrow
> > I'm new here, been lurking for a while... but I'm
> > definately at D.O.L.L. How do I sign up???
>
> Hi, Luna: You just did!
>
> Your first assignment (it's kind of a hazing, really) is to rent "The
> Pillow Book" and watch it all the way through. Then report back to us: Do
> the rewards (hint: Ewan's "family assets" are involved) outweigh the
> eventual tedium?
There was tedium?
I found it dreamily erotic, slow and sensual.
The writing on the bodies is so SEXY!
But i believe words are mystical entities in their own right and that
writing is sacred.
And the assests are all very nice.
Rainbow Heron
<han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote:
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>I came out Yoda.
Qui-Gon Jinn or Mace Windu depending on the color of my lightsaber and
my transportation.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig's busy reading the blog)
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Penny for your two cents?
Anne
> Did i mention I'm still madly in lust with Harrison Ford, vintage 1980?
He was da bomb. IMHO :-)
- Anne
Rainbow Heron
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>"Anne" <henny...@cox.net> wrote in message
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>> > http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/
>>
>>
>> Well, I started to take this test but stalled when I got to the parts
>> about kissing Leia and/or Padme.
I just choose something else- there's usually something there I'd
rather do anyway.
>> Don't they have a female version of this where we get to choose between
>> kissing Anakin and (NO, not Porkins!) Han or something?
Not unless a girl writes it.
>> Bah humbug.
I agree.
>> - A.
>>
>Wait, wait! You're a girl
Yeah
>and you *don't* want to kiss Leia or Padme?
Ew! Of course not!
>::blows screeching whistle::
<plugs up ears>
>I found a straight one!
Two
<high-fives Anne>
>::Shakes hand:: I thought straight femfans were a legend.
<waves> I guess I'm a legend then! :-D
-Rainbow Heron
(sig hopes it doesn't go to RH's head)
I'll go add it to my resume... ;-)
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I'm gonna kick their asses! And then I'm gonna kick their butts!
And when I'm done kicking their donkeys and cigarettes,
I'm gonna kick THEM!
Darth Gumby
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>In article <hennypenny-28...@192.168.1.100>, henny...@cox.net
>(Anne) wrote:
>
>
>>> Hey! Some of us are not only Dirty Old Ladies, but ALSO Proud Porkinites!
You tell, 'em, Nesha!
>>> Nesha :-)
>>
>> Oops! No offense intended, Nesha.
>>
>> How do you rationalize your, ummmmm, disparate tastes?
>
>I've learned that it doesn't pay to be overly choosy when dealing with men?
Bill Hootkins is a fine looking man, he's got a nice voice too. :)
>Nesha <g>
>
>> - Anne
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