I'll never utter the words "Star Wars" again
Galactic Boobies
for the rest of my life. No more toys. No more movies. No more editions of
the movies. No more naked time in the bathtub with my figures.
As a silent protest to a director who has ruined my life and gone too far
this time I will not be returning to RASSM or speaking of George Lucas and
Star Wars again. I think anyone who does is a sad little fanboy apologist
who probably wouldn't care if GL GGI'd Sally Struthers image into the OT,
replacing Carrie Fisher as Leia.
And to anybody who does go to this abomination of a film in May, you are a
coward. And don't go saying to me "But I've loved SW for 25 years of my life
and I'm still kind of curious about how the story goes." Whine whine whine.
You are weak and sad for being willing to overlook that horrid 3 seconds of
film when boy bandiness will besmirch us all. We may not actually be able to
see them, but by god, we'll know they're there.
Thanks to all RASSMers who were my friends. I'm sorry it had to end like
this.
Jade
--
Humph!
HppyButchr
>this.
>
>Jade
I'll miss you most of all Jade.
But what itf Attack of the Clones focuses ona young hereo... a young -fat-
hero... who rieses through the ranks of Rebellion training to one day become
the man, the myth, the 500 pound tub of goo we all know as Porkins?
~Jeremy
The happy Butcher
(yeah, you'd be in line like the rest of those appologist defending cowardice
swine, I know it)
Bill Anderson
Galactic Boobies wrote:
Boobies!
Tucci
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
<Luke> But they're gonna kill them! </Luke>
GumGum Binks
apologist at large, the 23rd.
Cryofax
- Cryo
P.S. Now get your ass back to your seat and sit down miss Boobies!!!
"Galactic Boobies" <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:WHn_7.617$5L4.7...@paloalto-snr2.gtei.net...
Wes Hutchings
> Ding dong the witch is dead! Ding dong ding! The witch is dead!
>
> - Cryo
>
> P.S. Now get your ass back to your seat and sit down miss Boobies!!!
I miss boobies too.
wes
Leto II
"Boobies," times infinity, plus one!
C'Pi
"Wes Hutchings" <yyr...@cwnet.com> wrote in message
news:B85F908F.18D0D%yyr...@cwnet.com...
> Cryofax has a wonderful sense of style when it comes to dickey's
>
> > Ding dong the witch is dead! Ding dong ding! The witch is dead!
> >
> > - Cryo
> >
> > P.S. Now get your ass back to your seat and sit down miss Boobies!!!
>
> I miss boobies too.
How can you miss them? They're right there in the front.
You need to work on your aim.
C'Pi
Wes Hutchings
They're big, but I still can't hit them from a thousand miles away.
wes
Stephen Barker
If it's any consolation, I've heard they die shortly after appearing.
So Ep II might still be worth it if you want to see NSync get killed.
Tucci
Wes Hutchings
> Wes Hutchings <yyr...@cwnet.com>:
>> I miss boobies too.
>
> Not me -- they're hard to miss.
>
From long distance they are.
wes
Daniel Olin Miller
> Ding dong the witch is dead! Ding dong ding! The witch is dead!
Which old witch?
Daniel O. Miller
Here in my car,
The image breaks down,
Will you visit me please,
If I open my door,
In cars...
Daniel Olin Miller
> Cryofax has a wonderful sense of style when it comes to dickey's
>
> > Ding dong the witch is dead! Ding dong ding! The witch is dead!
> >
> > - Cryo
> >
> > P.S. Now get your ass back to your seat and sit down miss Boobies!!!
>
> I miss boobies too.
I've missed him/her/it with every shot so far.
Skuzz
"Galactic Boobies" <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:WHn_7.617$5L4.7...@paloalto-snr2.gtei.net...
Good Riddance!!!!
Everyone here is sick of humoring you.
--
Skuzz the Merciless
I know because they send messages to me in the radio telling me things...
Edward Curtis
deja.com says...
<snip>
Your loss. Saves room in line for the rest of us.
ObeeKris
> No more naked time in the bathtub with my figures.
TMI.
> if GL GGI'd Sally Struthers image into the OT, replacing Carrie Fisher as >Leia.
Dunno, kinda depends on which Sally Struthers he's CGI'ing in her place.
> Thanks to all RASSMers who were my friends. I'm sorry it had to end like
> this.
>
> Jade
*Sniffle* Bye bye. **wavewave**
ObeeKris
Rainbow Heron
>> Thanks to all RASSMers who were my friends. I'm sorry it had to end like
>> this.
>>
>> Jade
>
>*Sniffle* Bye bye. **wavewave**
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! **Please** come back Jade!!!!!
-Rainbow Heron
(sig sniffles)
I may not be a Porkinite, but I still like Jade!
==========================================
http://web.infoave.net/~rkanderson/rassm/swc.htm
Rainbow Heron's Sith War Characters Page
==========================================
Penny for your two cents?
Galactic Boobies
"Edward Curtis" <cur...@labyrinth.net> wrote in message
news:MPG.16a44c999...@news.labyrinth.net...
*tags Edward Curtis and straps carcass to hood of car*
Jade
--
I knew I'd get somebody no matter how obvious the sarcasm.
Cryofax
"C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:a1dohq$pogfe$1...@ID-111793.news.dfncis.de...
Har! you gave me my first audible chuckle of the day! Therefore you receive
the official C.F.A.C.O.T.D. (Cryofax's First Audible Chuckle Of The Day)
Award! Congratulations! And you did it without even saying the word "poop",
a incredible achievement in and of itself...
- Cryo
C'Pi
"Cryofax" <NoS...@NoSpam.com> wrote in message
news:tCF_7.6424$DG5....@rwcrnsc53.ops.asp.att.net...
Poop.
C'Pi
ObeeKris
> "Edward Curtis" <cur...@labyrinth.net> wrote in message
> news:MPG.16a44c999...@news.labyrinth.net...
> > In article <WHn_7.617$5L4.7...@paloalto-snr2.gtei.net>, jade300@my-
> > deja.com says...
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> > Your loss. Saves room in line for the rest of us.
>
>
> *tags Edward Curtis and straps carcass to hood of car*
>
>
> Jade
HA!! I knew you weren't leaving! If you were leaving, you wouldn't
have bothered to reply, would you?
ObeeKris :)
Galactic Boobies
"ObeeKris" <obee...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:22f6e2db.02010...@posting.google.com...
Not if I was leaving. Don't tell me you bought part way into my BS too?
Jade
--
You should know better.
Edward Curtis
deja.com says...
>
> "Edward Curtis" <cur...@labyrinth.net> wrote in message
> news:MPG.16a44c999...@news.labyrinth.net...
> > In article <WHn_7.617$5L4.7...@paloalto-snr2.gtei.net>, jade300@my-
> > deja.com says...
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> > Your loss. Saves room in line for the rest of us.
>
>
> *tags Edward Curtis and straps carcass to hood of car*
Hey!
Sith Wars have been started over less...
Oh, wait.
ObeeKris
Hell no. I knew you weren't leaving. You love the absolute inanity
(or insanity, whichever) of this place too much.
> You should know better.
I do. I was just playing along.
ObeeKris
Besides, if you really did leave, if wouldn't be with some long,
assinine rant. It'd be something short and simple.
Tucci
>Not if I was leaving. Don't tell me you bought part way into my BS too?
Heh heh heh.... I wondered if people would fall for that one. Nicely
done! <grin>
Rich Handley
Spam Avoider
Cryofax
> Poop.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop it!!!! Stop!!!!! Ah geez....
whew....
- Cryo
Policrat'
> Cryofax has a wonderful sense of style when it comes to dickey's
>
>> Ding dong the witch is dead! Ding dong ding! The witch is dead!
>>
>> - Cryo
>>
>> P.S. Now get your ass back to your seat and sit down miss Boobies!!!
>
> I miss boobies too.
Really?
> wes
Pol'
Wes Hutchings
bubblegum.
They're a thousand miles away right now.
wes
>
>> wes
>
> Pol'
>
C'Pi
"Cryofax" <NoS...@NoSpam.com> wrote in message
You pooped in that thing. You're braver than I thought.
C'Pi
Galactic Boobies
"Tucci" <tu...@tucci.net> wrote in message
news:3c3b734a....@news.optonline.net...
Thankee! Praise from the master of incognito. Didn't you use this name
before? I thought I recognized it from a long time ago.
Jade
--
Or was I just seeing the future?
Cryofax
Obi-Wan : It's something elsewhere... Poopy
Qui-Gon : Keep your poop here and now where it belongs
Obi-Wan : But Master Yoda said I should be mindful of the poop
Qui-Gon : Not at the expense of the living poop!
- Cryo
C'Pi
"Cryofax" <NoS...@NoSpam.com> wrote in message
Oh dear. Now I have to think of some new ones. Hmmmm.
Padme: Are you allowed to poop? I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi.
C'Pi
Andrew R.
for the rest of my life. >>
Then you're an idiot.
Andrew
"There's nothing you can do to stop the catharsis of spurious morality!"
Daniel Olin Miller
> << I hate N'Sync so much that I am never going to say the words Star Wars again
> for the rest of my life. >>
>
>
> Then you're an idiot.
YHBT
HppyButchr
><< I hate N'Sync so much that I am never going to say the words Star Wars
>again
>for the rest of my life. >>
>
>
>Then you're an idiot.
>
Then you're a newbie who doesn't have a sense of sarcasm or humour.
~Jeremy
The Happy Butcher
Tucci
><< I hate N'Sync so much that I am never going to say the words Star Wars again
>for the rest of my life. >>
>Then you're an idiot.
She's not, but you're gullible. Her post was VERY obviously a joke,
making fun of all the people who do say things like that.
Rich Handley
Spam Avoider
ObeeKris
And you're a non-regular here who didn't bother to read the rest of
the damned thread. Jade's a regular here, she ain't leaving. It was
a joke post, based upon an idiot who was serious about leaving,
because of N'Sync.
ObeeKris
DarthGumby
conveyed:
>"Cryofax" <NoS...@NoSpam.com> wrote in message
>> "C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>
>>> You pooped in that thing. You're braver than I thought.
>>
>> Obi-Wan : It's something elsewhere... Poopy
>> Qui-Gon : Keep your poop here and now where it belongs
>> Obi-Wan : But Master Yoda said I should be mindful of the poop
>> Qui-Gon : Not at the expense of the living poop!
>
>Oh dear. Now I have to think of some new ones. Hmmmm.
>
>Padme: Are you allowed to poop? I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi.
*Gumby's gales of laughter can be heard for blocks*
I got one!
"They pooped just before sunrise..." Mystery Lars guy.
>C'Pi
DG
C'Pi
"DarthGumby" <DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:7lhs3ukt0mdnjaq5d...@4ax.com...
Anakin: Obi-Wan is holding my poop back.
C'Pi
ObeeKris
Padme: You have any idea who's behind this poop?
Anakin: Sometimes we must poop what is requested of us.
Yoda: Dangerous and disturbing this poop is.
ObeeKris
Yes, I just watched the Mystery trailer.
C'Pi
Obi-Wan: Good poop.
C'Pi
Galactic Boobies
"Andrew R." <vale...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20020109181932...@mb-mj.aol.com...
> << I hate N'Sync so much that I am never going to say the words Star Wars
again
> for the rest of my life. >>
>
>
> Then you're an idiot.
Bagged another! Any more and this would be considered poaching.
Jade
--
(Jokes about "mounting" have been omitted for the kids)
Galactic Boobies
The poops are not in the master compooper. An escape poop was jettisoned
during the fighting.
Jade
--
I love this game.
DarthGumby
conveyed:
>"DarthGumby" <DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> On Thu, 10 Jan 2002 00:26:50 +0800, C'Pi telepathically
>> conveyed:
>>>"Cryofax" <NoS...@NoSpam.com> wrote in message
>>>> "C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>>
>>>>> You pooped in that thing. You're braver than I thought.
>>>>
>>>> Obi-Wan : It's something elsewhere... Poopy
>>>> Qui-Gon : Keep your poop here and now where it belongs
>>>> Obi-Wan : But Master Yoda said I should be mindful of the poop
>>> Qui-Gon : Not at the expense of the living poop!
>>>
>>>Oh dear. Now I have to think of some new ones. Hmmmm.
>>>
>>>Padme: Are you allowed to poop? I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi.
>>
>> *Gumby's gales of laughter can be heard for blocks*
>>
>> I got one!
>>
>> "They pooped just before sunrise..." Mystery Lars guy.
>
>Anakin: Obi-Wan is holding my poop back.
"I'll never understand human poop" - Threepio
DG
"I think my brain hurts"
-- Prof. C.H. Gumby, from I, Gumby
C'Pi
Aunt Beru: "Luke! Luke! Come to poop."
C'Pi
C'Pi
Send a detachment down to retrieve the poop. See to it personally,
Commander.
There'll be no one to stop our poop this time.
C'Pi
> Jade
> --
> I love this game.
WHEEEEEEEE!
C'Pi
Daniel Olin Miller
Han: THIS on poops HERE, and THAT one poops THERE. Got it?
> C'Pi
>
> > Jade
> > --
> > I love this game.
>
> WHEEEEEEEE!
>
> C'Pi
How's that?
C'Pi
"Daniel Olin Miller" <dmil...@ecn.purdue.edu> wrote in message
news:Pine.GSO.4.33.020112...@roger.ecn.purdue.edu...
Leia: Aren't you a little short for a poop?
> > > Jade
> > > --
> > > I love this game.
> >
> > WHEEEEEEEE!
> >
> > C'Pi
>
> How's that?
Very good.
C'Pi
ObeeKris
Yoda: Hard to see, the dark poop is.
Palpatine: We'll watch your poop with great interest.
Obi-Wan: Is it in their nature to make us poop this long?
Ki-Adi-Mundi: Impossible. The Sith have been pooping for a millenia.
Nute Gunray: Our poop is perfectly legal.
Obi-Wan: Many of the poops we cling to depend greatly upon our point of view.
Han: There isn't enough poop on this ice cube to fill a star cruiser.
Hobbie: Two poops against a Star Destroyer??
Obi-Wan: You're right about one thing Master. The poops were short.
Obi-Wan: Don't worry. This hasn't been our day for warm poops.
> > > > Jade
> > > > --
> > > > I love this game.
ObeeKris
I can't believe I'm joining in this game.
John Savard
<jad...@my-deja.com> wrote, in part:
>And to anybody who does go to this abomination of a film in May, you are a
>coward. And don't go saying to me "But I've loved SW for 25 years of my life
>and I'm still kind of curious about how the story goes." Whine whine whine.
>You are weak and sad for being willing to overlook that horrid 3 seconds of
>film when boy bandiness will besmirch us all. We may not actually be able to
>see them, but by god, we'll know they're there.
LOL!
At least, you being a regular, I know this is a joke, rather than a
troll (also, the fact that it's well done helps).
Aaron King
Aaron Wrote:
Leia: Ok I'll tell you...... the poop is on Dantooine
C'Pi
"Aaron King" <AD...@peoplepc.com> wrote in message
news:a20421$t0rm8$1...@ID-126275.news.dfncis.de...
Tarkin: Dantooine is too remote to make an effective poop.
C'Pi
Remember, we never had this conversation.
Daniel O. Miller
How many poops would you say, Gold 5?
Say about 20 poops, some on the surface, some on the tower.
The poops - they've stopped!
Stabilize your hiney deflectors - watch for enemy poops!
Three poops at two-ten!
Stayyy on toilet -
They're coming in a little loose!
Stayyy on toilet -
Red leader, this is Gold Leader. Lost TP, lost brush. They pooped from
behind!
DarthGumby
conveyed:
>"C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> "Daniel Olin Miller" <dmil...@ecn.purdue.edu> wrote in message
>> > On Sat, 12 Jan 2002, C'Pi wrote:
>>>>>>>>Padme: Are you allowed to poop? I thought that was forbidden
>>>>>>>>for a Jedi.
>>>>>>>>>
>ObeeKris
>I can't believe I'm joining in this game.
You've taken your first step into a much larger poop...
Galactic Boobies
"John Savard" <jsa...@ecn.aSBLOKb.caNADA.invalid> wrote in message
news:3c42439d...@news.powersurfr.com...
Your feelings serve you well...
Jade
--
Others were not so lucky.
Galactic Boobies
A Jedi's stink flows from the poop.
> DG
>
> "I think my brain hurts"
> -- Prof. C.H. Gumby, from I, Gumby
Jade
--
Righteous indignant 4-ever!
DarthGumby
telepathically conveyed:
>"DarthGumby" <DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> On 13 Jan 2002 00:15:44 -0800, ObeeKris telepathically
>> conveyed:
>>>"C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>> "Daniel Olin Miller" <dmil...@ecn.purdue.edu> wrote in message
>>>>> On Sat, 12 Jan 2002, C'Pi wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>Padme: Are you allowed to poop? I thought that was forbidden
>>>>>>>>>>for a Jedi.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "They pooped just before sunrise..." Mystery Lars guy.
>>>>>>>>>> Anakin: Obi-Wan is holding my poop back.
>>>>>>>>> Padme: You have any idea who's behind this poop?
>>>>>>>>> Anakin: Sometimes we must poop what is requested of us.
>>>>>>>>> Yoda: Dangerous and disturbing this poop is.
>>>>>>>> Obi-Wan: Good poop.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The poops are not in the master compooper. An escape poop was
>>>>>>> jettisoned during the fighting.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Send a detachment down to retrieve the poop. See to it personally,
>>>>>> Commander.
>>>>>> There'll be no one to stop our poop this time.
>>>>>
>>>>> Han: THIS on poops HERE, and THAT one poops THERE. Got it?
>>>>
>>>> Leia: Aren't you a little short for a poop?
>>>
>>>Yoda: Hard to see, the dark poop is.
>>>Palpatine: We'll watch your poop with great interest.
>>>Obi-Wan: Is it in their nature to make us poop this long?
>>>Ki-Adi-Mundi: Impossible. The Sith have been pooping for a millenia.
>>>Nute Gunray: Our poop is perfectly legal.
>>>Obi-Wan: Many of the poops we cling to depend greatly upon our point of
>view.
>>>Han: There isn't enough poop on this ice cube to fill a star cruiser.
>>>Hobbie: Two poops against a Star Destroyer??
>>>Obi-Wan: You're right about one thing Master. The poops were short.
>>>Obi-Wan: Don't worry. This hasn't been our day for warm poops.
>>>
>>>ObeeKris
>>>I can't believe I'm joining in this game.
>>
>> You've taken your first step into a much larger poop...
>
>A Jedi's stink flows from the poop.
Padmé: Don't poop at me like that.
>Jade
>--
>Righteous indignant 4-ever!
DG
I have to go now. *sniffle*
(no, not like THAT, just like, away, for a while.)
(no, not away like "C'Pi just had me arrested", just
sort of away from the computer)
(this computer, anyway.)
C'Pi
Padme: Ani? My goodness, your poop has grown.
> >Jade
> >--
> >Righteous indignant 4-ever!
>
> DG
>
> I have to go now. *sniffle*
>
> (no, not like THAT, just like, away, for a while.)
>
> (no, not away like "C'Pi just had me arrested", just
> sort of away from the computer)
>
> (this computer, anyway.)
Give into the poop. Immerse yourself in it.
Drew Stile
So have yours. Grown more beautiful, I mean.
> > >Jade
> > >--
> > >Righteous indignant 4-ever!
> >
> > DG
> >
> > I have to go now. *sniffle*
> >
> > (no, not like THAT, just like, away, for a while.)
> >
> > (no, not away like "C'Pi just had me arrested", just
> > sort of away from the computer)
> >
> > (this computer, anyway.)
>
> Give into the poop. Immerse yourself in it.
>
> C'Pi
> Remember, we never had this conversation.
>
>
Anakin, how many times have I told you? Stay away from the pooper
couplings...
Just being around her poop again... it's intoxicating!
Be mindful of your poops, Anakin, they betray you.
WL `~`
Kasha GooGoo?
ObeeKris
Luke: The poop is strong in my family.
General ?: Begin pooping your troops.
Lando: Han will have that shield down; we've got to give him more poop.
Yoda: Your poops, you will not need them.
3PO: There'll be no escape for the Poopcess this time.
Luke: If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the poop farthest from.
Obi-wan: We can poop you two thousand now, and fifteen when we reach Alderaan.
Inigo: Hello. You killed my father. Prepare to poop.
Inigo: Are you the Miracle Max who pooped for the king all those years?
Wesley: Life is poop Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Crowd: We have found a witch, may we poop her?
Black Knight: None shall poop!
Whoever: We have got the Holy Poopgrenade. Yes, the Holy Poopgrenade of Antioch.
Lincoln: Four score and seven poops ago...
> C'Pi
> Remember, we never had this conversation.
What conversation?
ObeeKris
Sorry, got a little carried away there.
Galactic Boobies
Dude, you pooped off topic. I'm sooo disappointed in you.
*removes extra pliable cricket bat from coat.*
Jade
--
It's for your own good, and my entertainment.
ObeeKris
continuing story of quack who's gone to the dogs. Tune in next week,
when we'll hear Nurse Galactic Boobies say:
Sorry. Just totally got carried away. So I should skip the
"Descarte: I poop, therefore I am." line?
Besides, how often does *any* thread around here stay on topic for any
length of time?
> *removes extra pliable cricket bat from coat.*
*Pulls out cricket ball from pocket.*
Cool, a game of cricket!
Ummmmm, anybody know how to play?
ObeeKris
Tried reading the rules on line. Got totally confuzzeled.