[Sith War 2002]: What!??!?!?!?.
Spawn of Porkins
blackboard to Jade. 'Why are we moving to the burger ship?'
Jade scribbled quickly and hoped Muuurgh could read the lengthy response.
'Because this is exactly the time some punko oldbie enters the war and
wrecks our superweapon just when I had a really good and really long post
almost complete.'
Muurgh nodded knowingly and strapped himself in. Jade couldn't hear itself
yelling "Burger separation!" But saw distress on the faces of the clone
crew.
Jade added the distress plus the fact that they had not separated from the
MBB yet and figured that the clones knew if they didn't want to be killed
and put on pikes they should probably listen to Jade. The sum of this
knowlege added up to there being something really wrong with the MBB and the
burger ship was not able to seperate.
Then another clone furiously tugged at Jade's sleeve and tried to mouth out
something. Jade became very angry because the clone should know that making
your mouth wider does not add up to easier lip reading and hit the clone
hard on the head with the chalk board.
The clone grabbed the chalk board and wrote out big words, underlining them
several times and adding numerous exclamation points. 'Porn Star'
Jade was unsure whether to interpret this to mean that a new clone army of
porn stars were attacking and this had something to do with the mechanical
malfunciton of the Burger ship (We'll call it the Big Cheese) or if the
death star known as the Porn Star they had encountered previously was
attacking them.
None of this mattered as right then the ship went into a freefall.
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Steve stood amongst his yet undescribed and unnamed troops (Yet they were
rumored to be clones of Gary Coleman inside those Wizard of OZ munchkin
outfits.) on RASSM planet surface and watched the massive chunk of the
Pornstar superstructure obliterate the dancing Big Boy. From the cloud of
dust he heard a strange emittance like a ship's engine in great distress and
revving quite unnaturally.
Then they saw the Burger on a plate flying at them through the air...barely.
Attached to the giant cheeseburger was a giant arm, which was clearly
pulling the ship downward as it was too heavy for the engines to support.
The sheared off end of the upper arm touched down and began to scrape a big
rut in the landscape as the ship struggled to stay airborne.
Steve realized that the ship was coming down right upon him and ordered his
troops to run like hell. Unfortunately many of them were smooshed by the
dragging arm.
The arm dragged on by knocking over buildings and uprooting trees. Whoever
was piloting the ship seemed unable or unwilling to even try and avoid what
was in their path.
The arm smashed elbow first into one of RASSM City's most famous monuments
the Simon H. Lee observatory and lodged there, finally releasing the big
cheese.
Freed of it's anchor, the Big Cheese's engines were not able to throttle
down before the ship started to tumble and was shot out of sight.
The remaining arm began to clench a fist high above the observatory. The
middle finger remained straightened and faced what little remained of RASSM
City.
Jade
--
The Big Cheese survives.
The planet's largest derogatory gesture is lodged in the Simon Lee
observatory.
Muuurgh
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*Muuurgh gives the token LOL*
I want to read your nearly finished post. Those bastard Oldbies will pay
for this outrage!! I definatley appreciate the gesture, right back at ya.
-Muuurgh
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Spawn of Porkins
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Crossposted for her pleasure.
C'Pi
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> --
> The Big Cheese survives.
> The planet's largest derogatory gesture is lodged in the Simon Lee
> observatory.
I always wanted to do that with the big hamburger. At last the dream is
fullfilled.
I have little dreams.
C'Pi