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Kick ass post.

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Aug 19, 2002, 3:55:45 PM8/19/02
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Attention Star Wars collectors! I am selling a truly unique item on eBay
today. This is a one of a kind original rendering of Mace Windu as done by
my 6 year old son and future artist, Todd.

If you are the kind of collector who already has the full set of figures and
toys and wants to find a completely one of a kind piece of memorabilia not
available anywhere else, visit:

www.ebay.com/auction786543/kidsmace.htm

Notice Todd's expert strokes. He has been practicing his use of the brown
crayon for several years now. To my knowlege this is the only abstract
portrait of a Star Wars character available. And if you are thinking to your
self that this figure looks like a walnut with legs and big bug eyes, you
might want to consider some of my son's other illustrations. You'll see that
his visionary eye and overt themes carry throughout the whole body of his
work. Are we not all circular-trunked people on the inside?

My son has that keen-youthful eye to see past the trappings of the camera
and get right at Mace Windu's soul.

On the same page you'll note, I am currently also offering my son's
rendition of Pikachu (Egg looking thing with a tail) and Spongebob
Squarepants (Yellow and blue swatches)

Bidding will start at $500 per piece and will come authenticated with Todd's
own signature watercolor handprint on the back.

Don't miss out on a piece of art history.


Tucci

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Aug 19, 2002, 7:45:16 PM8/19/02
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"Kick ass post." <jad...@my-deja.com>:

>Attention Star Wars collectors! I am selling a truly unique item on eBay
>today. This is a one of a kind original rendering of Mace Windu as done by
>my 6 year old son and future artist, Todd.

Clearly, this is a fraud -- that same picture was drawn by a
seven-year-old in Omaha just last Tuesday. I have alerted eBay as to
your fraudulent activities.

Keiran

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Aug 19, 2002, 7:54:32 PM8/19/02
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"Kick ass post." <jad...@my-deja.com>:

>Attention Star Wars collectors! I am selling a truly unique item on
>eBay today. This is a one of a kind original rendering of Mace Windu
as >done by my 6 year old son and future artist, Todd.


Clearly, this is a joke posted by a RASSM regular -- that same picture
was drawn by a seven-month-old retarded golden retriever in Compton just
last Tuesday. I have alerted eBay as to your anally rententive activities.


C'Pi

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Aug 19, 2002, 10:30:33 PM8/19/02
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"Keiran" <faucett@[NOSPAM]umr.edu> wrote in message
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Are you sure about all this? I hear art is a hot investment now. This
might be a great deal if it's not a fraud.

C'Pi


Jade

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Aug 20, 2002, 11:38:36 AM8/20/02
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"Tucci" <tu...@tucci.net> wrote in message
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when Mace Windu is on paper in the Todd's room you can see his crayon
cojones in walnut brown. you are an asshole if you miss
it. don't deny there are priceless drawings of testicles made by kids.

Filk you and filk your wallet, ebay geeks!


:-/ I am Sifo-Dyas

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Aug 20, 2002, 3:03:27 PM8/20/02
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"Kick ass post." <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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> Attention Star Wars collectors! I am selling a truly unique item on eBay
> today. This is a one of a kind original rendering of Mace Windu as done by
> my 6 year old son and future artist, Todd.
>
<snip>
JADE TROLL-O-METER

. . . . . . . . . .
^

Pretty darn good!! Gettin' up there.


Kick ass post.

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Aug 20, 2002, 4:05:55 PM8/20/02
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":-/ I am Sifo-Dyas" <m...@yourmoms.house> wrote in message
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You know you're only encouraging me, Paula.

Jade
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I'm shooting for a 10, or whatever the end of your scale is.


:-/ I am Sifo-Dyas

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Aug 20, 2002, 9:45:51 PM8/20/02
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"Kick ass post." <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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The goal is for good, quality trolling. I think I'm helping the
cause :)

Paula

Keiran

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Aug 20, 2002, 9:51:12 PM8/20/02
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:-/ I am Sifo-Dyas wrote:

does that "smilie" in your name indicate that if someone tries to rip
you, they will get a read drift.

Keiran.
--
Come on, I can't be the only cdparanoia user in here.

:-/ I am Sifo-Dyas

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Aug 20, 2002, 11:59:27 PM8/20/02
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"Keiran" <faucett@[NOSPAM]umr.edu> wrote in message
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ummmm... what?

Keiran

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Aug 20, 2002, 11:16:31 PM8/20/02
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:-/ I am Sifo-Dyas wrote:
> "Keiran" <faucett@[NOSPAM]umr.edu> wrote in message
> news:3d62fe6f$1...@skycache-news.fidnet.com...
>
>>:-/ I am Sifo-Dyas wrote:
>>
>>does that "smilie" in your name indicate that if someone tries to rip
>>you, they will get a read drift.
>>
>>Keiran.
>>--
>>Come on, I can't be the only cdparanoia user in here.
>>
>
> ummmm... what?
>

cdparanoia (http://www.xiph.org/paranoia/) is a program for the Linux OS
that "rips" audio cds, that is extracts the audio to a computer-usable
format (usually a WAV). Then you use an encoder to make that data into
MP3s, OGGs, etc.

It has a progress meter that includes different smilies:

:-) Normal operation, low/no jitter

:-| Normal operation, considerable jitter

:-/ Read drift

:-P Unreported loss of streaming in atomic read operation

8-| Finding read problems at same point during reread; hard to correct

:-0 SCSI/ATAPI transport error

:-( Scratch detected

;-( Gave up trying to perform a correction

8-X Aborted read due to known, uncorrectable error

:^D Finished extracting

so, yours means "read drift".

Keiran,
Master Slicer and Computer Nerd Education Officer.
--
Ghent ain't got nuthin'

:-/ I am Sifo-Dyas

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Aug 21, 2002, 12:21:03 AM8/21/02
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"Keiran" <faucett@[NOSPAM]umr.edu> wrote in message
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Actually, the :-/ is my usual expression. I have 3 children, 2 in
their early 20's and 1 teenager. Nuff said.

Paula

Kentaro P Maeda

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Aug 21, 2002, 5:07:29 AM8/21/02
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Keiran wrote:

When Todd is on screen, you can see his rendering of Mace Windu. You
are a bourgeois if you miss it. Do not deny that it is one of a kind
and original, suitable for framing.

Ken


Keiran

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Aug 21, 2002, 8:41:46 AM8/21/02
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So that :-/ is slowly turning into a :-)?

I turn 22 tomorrow and I have to say that my mom gets no grey hairs from me.

Keiran.

Kick ass post.

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Aug 21, 2002, 11:31:45 AM8/21/02
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"Kentaro P Maeda" <ken...@hawaii.edu> wrote in message
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Todd you and Todd your mom, art critics!

>
> Ken

Jade
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ObeeKris

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Aug 21, 2002, 5:49:35 PM8/21/02
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She's got them all already?

ObeeKris
26, with no doubts that several of the grey hairs on my mother's head are from me.

Darth Gumby

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Aug 27, 2002, 8:30:10 PM8/27/02
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On 21 Aug 2002 14:49:35 -0700, ObeeKris transmitted this:

I'm 28, have 75% grey hair, and no children. I feel I'm being treated unfairly,
I have no excuse.

Gumby
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Disintegrate me!

Corn Flake

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Aug 28, 2002, 1:10:45 PM8/28/02
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"Darth Gumby" <DarthMyHe...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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You are a master of the dark side?

> Gumby
> --
> Disintegrate me!

I'd rather flambe you!

Jade
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With chocolate sauce.

Darth Gumby

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Sep 4, 2002, 5:27:18 AM9/4/02
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On Wed, 28 Aug 2002 13:10:45 -0400, Corn Flake transmitted this:

*checks teeth which have not improved since Whitestrips incident*

You have a point.

>> Disintegrate me!
>
>I'd rather flambe you!

*attaches orange peel to hair*

>Jade

Gumby
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Flambe me to the moon and let me fry among the stars....

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