[Sith War 2002]: Spies like us.
The great and powerful Oink!
Jade aboard the Porkscrew back to the secret location where the Porkinites
own giant space station was being built. The shape soon loomed ahead of them
as the rounded the curvature of Red Six.
Jade immediately recognized the shape that was being constructed and nearly
shed a tear thinking back to Sith War VII.
"We are orbiting contiually on the darkside of the planet, so no one can see
us...are you crying?" Muuurgh looked disturbed.
"No! *sniff* I inhaled a bunch of that crappy hot sauce!"
There was a pause and then Muurgh spoke up again. "I thought you might like
the design."
Jade viewed the massive figure of Big Boy and smiled widely. "It will do
just fine. I trust the design flaws of our former flagship have been
corrected?"
"This is no flagship, Archon. Nor is it strictly a space station. We took
advantave of it massive size and interesting design. The bigboy's head is
the bridge section and main station levels, detention, engineering,
barracks, galley and fighter hangar. The torso also contains the main drives
and mechanics of the robotic abilities center. This baby can use it's arms
and legs to kick some serious ass. Also the hamburger is a detachable
battlecruiser."
They docked with the massive station by flying into Big Boy's gaping mouth.
Inside, a legion of Pink suited clones stood at attention to receive the
Archon, waving their penis gourds in praise of Porkins.
Jade inspected the troops with Muurgh by it's side. These Clones were
perfect copies of C'Pi. It was beginning to give Jade the creeps seeing the
same person all the time...except for one!
Jade stormed over to the particularly dark skinned version of C'Pi. "You!
What happened to your skin?"
The Clone looked appropriately afraid, which was pleasing. "Eh, I ework in
de reactor room, el Jefe?"
The archon stared at him for a moment. "Have you been drinking?"
The Clone fumbled about not seeming to understand. "Si, el Jefe. I have
ebeen very hot from de radiation."
The archon turned to Muurgh "C'Pi always speaks with a Mexican accent when
he's been drinking. remarkable. Make sure they get better air circulation
installed down there."
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An anomalous bolt of lightning struck the Hall of Ham. But being perfectly
well grounded like most all buildings had been since the invention of the
building, and since it was sunny outside, not one single person noticed.
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Robo-C'Pi stood in the back row and watched as the fat leader of the
Porkinites arrived. It sent a transmission back to the Hacker about the most
recent development. When the inspection was over and they were ordered back
to guard duty, Robo spoke again to his two new converts. he needed to know
where the archon was sleeping and how to get past the door.
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Muuurgh and Jade entered the bridge level and immediately a group of C'Pi
clones silenced themselves and scurried back to their seats as a paper
airplane settled to the floor in front of Jade and someone killed a heavy
metal band playing throught hte PA System.
The two took their places on the bridge as Muurgh stumbled over an open
pizza box on the floor and cursed to himself.
"I'd like to see the Viewscreen Display, please!" Jade called out. Unsure
who was who and running what. The largest screen Jade had ever seen came to
life and displayed the Holy Ham symbol proudly. Several clones "oohed!".
Muurgh came forward and stood beside the archon's chair. "We're prepared for
the testing of the Porkanus on RASSM planet. I thought you might like to
watch it from here."
RASSM city soon came into view as the giant mechanized pig backed up to the
great statue of Rich Handley outside RASSM city hall.
A Porkinite Colonel appeared in the screen in front of it. "We are prepared
to test the weapon commander. *belch*"
Muurgh waved a hand "Get on with it."
There was some commotion amongst the Porkinites and then the statue of Rich
began to vibrate wildly and lean towards the pig's ass. Suddenly there was a
crack of concrete and the statue was sucked intot he pig's anus head first.
The monstrous mechapig emitted a mechanized pig sqeual of such decibals
that it shattered windows and set off speeder alarms all over the immediate
vicinity before coughing up a small lump of crumpled and melted metal. All
that remained of the statue.
The porkinites were so awed by this that they did not notice the machine was
still on and beginning to suck doorknobs, and metal siding into it's ass
from the near by buildings. A speeder parked behind it began to tilt and
slide toward the pig, which began squealing, madly shooting out debris.
"Turn it off idiots!" Muuurgh was screaming at them.
Someone finally turned it off and they were ordered to leave the area. By
that time the marginally behaved C'Pi clones were laughing so hard they
actually fel out of their chairs. All of them. At one time. and
simultaneously siad "Crap".
Jade
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Summary:
A giant Big Boy Space Station/Robotech/battleship is nearly complete
Ponte and Hacker both have spies on board that the Porkintes don't seem to
notice.
The Porkanus test was successful
No on notice lightning hitting the Hall of Ham.
Muuurgh
"The great and powerful Oink!" <jad...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:5oIQ8.44228$Na1.1...@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net...
Wait!!... hold on... *wipes tear, takes deep breath*
Once again Archon, you behoove me.
I'm glad someone other than Hack Boy has taken the initiative to attack us
(speaking of Drake, Ponte and friends). Fell free to continue writing me
into your posts, I'm really busy working on my thesis, so my life is shit.
*waves*
"Bye."
-Muuurgh
Peter Hanely
> RASSM city soon came into view as the giant mechanized pig backed up to the
> great statue of Rich Handley outside RASSM city hall.
>
> A Porkinite Colonel appeared in the screen in front of it. "We are prepared
> to test the weapon commander. *belch*"
>
> Muurgh waved a hand "Get on with it."
>
> There was some commotion amongst the Porkinites and then the statue of Rich
> began to vibrate wildly and lean towards the pig's ass. Suddenly there was a
> crack of concrete and the statue was sucked intot he pig's anus head first.
> The monstrous mechapig emitted a mechanized pig sqeual of such decibals
> that it shattered windows and set off speeder alarms all over the immediate
> vicinity before coughing up a small lump of crumpled and melted metal. All
> that remained of the statue.
>
> The porkinites were so awed by this that they did not notice the machine was
> still on and beginning to suck doorknobs, and metal siding into it's ass
> from the near by buildings. A speeder parked behind it began to tilt and
> slide toward the pig, which began squealing, madly shooting out debris.
Somebody won't be happy about the destruction of that statue.
( remembers a promise made in SW 8.1 )
--
The Jedi Hacker
"A Jedi uses the code for queries and filters, never for cracks."