You might be a Star Wars addict if...
Crystal
It's been a long time since I've seen this thread, and frankly - I miss it. It was great. So I'm
going to start it back up again. Let's hear your ideas, and I'll list a few to get you started:
1. You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.
2. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
3. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical collections."
4. Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars
5. You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday life.
6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
7. A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows application.
Davin Felth
Hmm...all of those except #6 apply to me. 'Tho at one time I thought of
naming my pickup truck the Millenium Falcon, especially since the
hyperdrive didn't always work. :)
Here's one that does apply to me:
You've ever held up and onion ring and said, "Look, sir....droids!"
Trooper Davin Felth
Friend to the Alliance
("Look, sir....onion rings!")
Davin Felth
Crystal wrote:
>
> It's been a long time since I've seen this thread, and frankly - I miss it. It was great. So I'm
> going to start it back up again. Let's hear your ideas, and I'll list a few to get you started:
>
> 1. You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.
> 2. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
> 3. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical collections."
> 4. Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars
> 5. You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday life.
> 6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
> 7. A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows application.
I've had this hanging around for a while:
You're not really a Star Wars Junkie until...
1) Any time you pick up a walkie-talkie or two-way radio, the first
thing you
say is "TK-421, why aren't you at your post?"
2) Whenever you went anywhere outside with your friends, you always
walked
single file, to hide your numbers.
3) You've written several letters to the President recommending that he
dissolve the council, put power in the hands of the regional
governors,
and let fear keep the local systems in line.
4) In college, after several hours of poker, you got thrown our of the
game
for suggesting, "How about some sabacc?"
5) Whenever your mother asked you to babysit your little brother, you
always
instilled confidence by replying, "Leave him to me. I will deal with
him
myself!"
6) When trying unsuccessfully to snare that last Cheerio floating in
your
cereal bowl, you remarked, "the Force is strong with this one."
7) On Halloween, you would never dress as one of the following:
Luke, Han Solo, Leia, Vader, Chewie, Threepio, Artoo
However, you would dress as:
Wedge, Porkins, Crix Madine, that spider droid from Jabba's palace
that fat dancer from Jabba's palace, Sy Snootles, the Cantina
bartender
The monster in the trash compactor, Boba Fett, An Imperial probe
droid
8) You've told the mall Christmas elf, "You will take me to Santa NOW!"
9) You've been pulled over by a policeman and when asked to see your
drivers
license you replied, "You don't need to see my identification."
10) You have physically threatened anyone who referred to "Hans Solo" or
"Dark Vader", confused Star Wars with Star Trek, or spellied Wookiee
with
only one "e."
11) You have held up an onion ring and said, "Look sir...droids!"
12) You've referred to Wedge Antilles or Boba Fett as "The Man."
13) You've bought a white Isuzu Trooper, strictly because of the name.
Matt Jones
Or, while looking for a matching sock in your drawer, you mutter to
yourself "Lock on to the strongest power source, it SHOULD be the power
generator!"
> 7) On Halloween, you would never dress as one of the following:
> Luke, Han Solo, Leia, Vader, Chewie, Threepio, Artoo
>
> However, you would dress as:
> Wedge, Porkins, Crix Madine, that spider droid from Jabba's palace
> that fat dancer from Jabba's palace, Sy Snootles, the Cantina bartender
> The monster in the trash compactor, Boba Fett, An Imperial probe droid
>
> 8) You've told the mall Christmas elf, "You will take me to Santa NOW!"
And follow up with, "You serve your master well!"
You sat on Santa's lap and petitioned for the release of Captain Solo.
He informed you your Jedi mind tricks wouldn't work on him.
You gave him one last chance.
You told him it would be the last mistake he ever made.
It wasn't. You didn't get Captain Solo for Christmas.
> 9) You've been pulled over by a policeman and when asked to see your drivers
> license you replied, "You don't need to see my identification."
And when he asks about your two friends in the back "They're for sale,
if you want them."
> 10) You have physically threatened anyone who referred to "Hans Solo" or
> "Dark Vader", confused Star Wars with Star Trek, or spellied Wookiee with
> only one "e."
> 11) You have held up an onion ring and said, "Look sir...droids!"
> 12) You've referred to Wedge Antilles or Boba Fett as "The Man."
> 13) You've bought a white Isuzu Trooper, strictly because of the name.
While sitting on the couch with your girlfriend, she comments about
being cold. So, naturally, you slice open the side of the cushion and
stuff her in.
When you insist on telling the cashier you're a collector when getting
your weekly hit of SW toys.
You bought kids meals at Taco Bell just to get all of the toys.
(Anybody have a spare Darth/Yoda cube?)
You insist on spelling Pizza Hut "Pizza Hutt."
You bought a pizza from Pizza Hutt to get the coloring box but decided
to leave the pizza intact in the box because it might be worth something
someday.
You met your girlfriend (boy/friend) through Star Wars.
You dropped your religion and now live the way Yoda taught you.
You recorded all the new Star Wars comercials.
You think any of these are funny.
You still laugh at all the subtle humor in the trilogy.
You pray each night that Lucas won;t screw up the trilogy.
You put down that you are a Star Wars fan on applications hoping to get
the upper edge.
You frequently experience insomnia and, to counter this, begin counting
nerfs.
You know what a nerf is.
You answer the phone "Die wanna wanga?"
Whenever you buy a new appliance, you make sure to get one that speaks
Bacchi.
When asked to do the dishes or some other chore, you reluctantly agree
after whining "But I was going to go to Taschi Station to pick up some
power convertors!"
When you go go on an amusement park ride where you ride back to back,
you call your friend Dak and tell him/her to stop whining about their
approach vector.
You have your own custom made Jedi robes and you wear them out. If
someone confuses you with a Monk, you grab a stick and beat them
senseless. When done, you stand break the stick over your knee and
anounce to the crowd "I am a Jedi, like my father before me."
You often greet old friends by scaring the daylights out of them,
calling them losers, then proceding to hit on their girlfriends.
You tried to freeze your POTF2 Luke Skywalker in your parents' freezer,
but not before testing it on Captain Solo.
You wonder why no one else was invited to the Lars family barbecue.
You call your aunt and uncle Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen.
Whenever you catch sight of cars behind yours, you say "Fighters, coming
in, point three five."
Someone else in your car says "What about that tower?"
You respond, "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the
tower", and moments later your car slams into the water tower the
passenger was referring to
As everyone starts a tough exam, you look it over, tell yourself "Do or
do not, there is no try." You, deciding this falls into the "do not"
category, you write your name and turn it in blank.
When a cop catches you speeding, you floor it, saying "I've outrun
Imperial starships, and not the local bulk cruisers..."
When you discover that you CAN'T outrun the police car, you calmly
comment "I know a few maneuvers. We'll lose them."
After a long chase, the cop decides to shoot out one of your tires to
slow you down. You tell the passengers "I've lost my starboard engine"
When you finally are stopped by the policeman, you try to use mind
control: "This isn't the car you're looking for. You don't need to see
my driver's license. I can just move along now."
He finds that this sort of thing has happened three or more times
before.
When someone apologizes to you, you choke him and tell him that you
accept his apology.
You ride a Harley Davidson through the forest at top speed, and survive
after throwing yourself off just before it hits a tree.
You get up after a long, long sleep and start mumbling anxiously, "Where
am I? I can't see!"
When nobody else is around, you've seriously tried to draw something
into your hand with the Force.
When riding your bike, you accelerate wildly by checking behind you,
then pressing down with your right toe.
You tried to ride as fast as you could through the forest on your bike,
looked back to check on your companion and crashed headlong into a tree.
You've ever wondered whether Carrie Fisher had someone who warmed up her
brass bikini in a toaster oven on cold mornings during the filming of
ROTJ.
You've ever pretended the orange in your lunchbox was a thermal
detonator, and thought about using it to get a better price at the milk
counter.
That's all I've got.
--
Matt Jones
mailto:thepre...@geocities.com
http://www.pretend.by.net
jed...@aol.com
>1. You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.
>2. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
>3. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical
>collections."
>4. Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars
>5. You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday life.
>6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
>7. A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows
>application.
>
>
Gee, I don't know anyone that fits that description on THIS newsgroup...
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In article <332af6fd...@news.pc.centuryinter.net>, broke...@centuryinter.net wrote:
>It's been a long time since I've seen this thread, and frankly - I miss it. It
> was great. So I'm
>going to start it back up again. Let's hear your ideas, and I'll list a few to
> get you started:
>
Let's see :-
>1. You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.
I can recite *most* of the dialogue. Including the while Yoda's Force thing.
>2. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
I used to do that, every week. But only my fav scenes.
>3. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical
> collections."
I really wonder why. Anyway, I listen to it once a week.
>4. Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars
Look on the very top of this posting. :)
>5. You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday life.
I *truely* believe so. "Wars do not make one great" is as relevant as "Thou
shalt not kill"
>6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
I have neither pet nor child. But who knows when I have one.
>7. A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows
> application.
>
Let's see,
* whenever I start my virus scanning, it goes "Send a scanning crew aboard. I
want every part of the ship checked"
* When my windows closed down it says "Sir, if you're not be needing me, I'll
close down for a while."
* When the windows start, a short snippet of the starwars theme played.
So, was does that make of me?
WiL :)
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Curtis Hart
Crystal <broke...@centuryinter.net> wrote in article
<332af6fd...@news.pc.centuryinter.net>...
> It's been a long time since I've seen this thread, and frankly - I miss
it. It was great. So I'm
> going to start it back up again. Let's hear your ideas, and I'll list a
few to get you started:
>
> 1. You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.
> 2. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
> 3. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical
collections."
> 4. Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars
> 5. You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday
life.
> 6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
> 7. A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows
application.
>
>
I'm confused...you say this like it's a bad thing...
;)
Edward Lee
Crystal (broke...@centuryinter.net) wrote:
: It's been a long time since I've seen this thread, and frankly - I miss
: it. It was great. So I'm
: going to start it back up again. Let's hear your ideas, and I'll list
: a few to get you started:
:
: 1. You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.
: 2. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
A month?! I wouldn't possibly be able to last more than a week
without at least one Star Wars fix...
: 3. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical
: collections."
: 4. Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars
: 5. You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday
: life.
BABBLINGS?! *evil look* =)
: 6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
: 7. A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows
: application.
8. When their haircuts don't look dated anymore (General Madine - ouch!).
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jesse watkins-gibbs
Davin Felth <look_sir@droids!.com> wrote:
>Crystal wrote:
>>
>> It's been a long time since I've seen this thread, and frankly - I miss it. It was great. So I'm
>> going to start it back up again. Let's hear your ideas, and I'll list a few to get you started:
>>
>> 1. You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.
>> 2. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
>> 4. Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars
>> 5. You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday life.
>> 7. A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows application.
>Here's one that does apply to me:
>
>You've ever held up and onion ring and said, "Look, sir....droids!"
>
>Friend to the Alliance
>
For me, I have at one time or another been able to say 'yes' to all but 7; My old handle was 'Dannik Jerriko', I named my dog Anak=
in, I tend to say Yoda-isms without even thinking about it, I watched the trilogy at least twice a month before the SE's came out ( =
I just can't stand watching pan'n'scan anymore,especially on my '13 television!)
BTW, part of my old sig was ' Look Sir... A muffler gasket from a '71 VW Bug' The size and shape are exactly the same!
**jwg**
(-o-)
jesse watkins-gibbs
Matt Jones <thepre...@geocities.com> wrote:
>Davin Felth wrote:
<snip>
>> 3) You've written several letters to the President recommending that he
>> dissolve the council, put power in the hands of the regional governors,
>> and let fear keep the local systems in line.
I'd never wish for any Californian to have to suffer the direct rule of Pete Wilson! ;^)
>> 4) In college, after several hours of poker, you got thrown our of the game
>> for suggesting, "How about some sabacc?"
No, but I ask everyone if they wanna get spiced.
>> 6) When trying unsuccessfully to snare that last Cheerio floating in your
>> cereal bowl, you remarked, "the Force is strong with this one."
>
>Or, while looking for a matching sock in your drawer, you mutter to
>yourself "Lock on to the strongest power source, it SHOULD be the power
>generator!"
No.... the strongest source is that bad odor coming from your hamper.. shoulda' done the laundry last month!
>
>> 7) On Halloween, you would never dress as one of the following:
>> Luke, Han Solo, Leia, Vader, Chewie, Threepio, Artoo
>>
>> However, you would dress as:
>> Wedge, Porkins, Crix Madine, that spider droid from Jabba's palace
>> that fat dancer from Jabba's palace, Sy Snootles, the Cantina bartender
>> The monster in the trash compactor, Boba Fett, An Imperial probe droid
>>
>> 8) You've told the mall Christmas elf, "You will take me to Santa NOW!"
>
>And follow up with, "You serve your master well!"
>
>You sat on Santa's lap and petitioned for the release of Captain Solo.
>
>He informed you your Jedi mind tricks wouldn't work on him.
>
>You gave him one last chance.
>
>You told him it would be the last mistake he ever made.
>
>It wasn't. You didn't get Captain Solo for Christmas.
So, does Santa have beautiful slave girls in skimpy outfits on his throne?
>
>> 9) You've been pulled over by a policeman and when asked to see your drivers
>> license you replied, "You don't need to see my identification."
>
>And when he asks about your two friends in the back "They're for sale,
>if you want them."
ROTFL!!
>
>> 10) You have physically threatened anyone who referred to "Hans Solo" or
>> "Dark Vader", confused Star Wars with Star Trek, or spellied Wookiee with
>> only one "e."
>> 11) You have held up an onion ring and said, "Look sir...droids!"
>> 12) You've referred to Wedge Antilles or Boba Fett as "The Man."
>> 13) You've bought a white Isuzu Trooper, strictly because of the name.
>
>While sitting on the couch with your girlfriend, she comments about
>being cold. So, naturally, you slice open the side of the cushion and
>stuff her in.
ROTFL!!
<snip>
>
>That's all I've got.
>
>--
>Matt Jones
>mailto:thepre...@geocities.com
>http://www.pretend.by.net
Great job Matt!! This is one of the funniest things I've seen on RASSM in a long time!
**jwg**
(-o-)
VIPERV10
Nice Job. The funniest thing I've read on this newsgroup! After talking
about the SEs for the last 2 months your post was a nice change of pace:)
Thanks
Davin Felth
jesse watkins-gibbs <jwat...@mail.telis.org> wrote in article
<5gg5td$81k$3...@news.campus.mci.net>...
>("Look, sir....onion rings!")
::major snippies!::
For me, I have at one time or another been able to say 'yes' to all but 7;
My old handle was 'Dannik Jerriko', I named my dog Anakin, I tend to say
Yoda-isms without even thinking about it, I watched the trilogy at least
twice a month before the SE's came out ( I just can't stand watching
pan'n'scan anymore,especially on my '13 television!)
BTW, part of my old sig was ' Look Sir... A muffler gasket from a '71 VW
Bug' The size and shape are exactly the same!
**jwg**
(-o-)
Ah-HA, Dannik....I thought that was you when I read another "Jesse" post.
How come the name change...did eating SOUP all the time start getting
monotonous? Or did Jabba's death diminish your...uh...employment
opportunities? :) :)
COOL-Davin
Erin Fencil
You can't watch "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" anymore because Shredder
is the ultimate rip-off of Vader.
You're convinced that Disney's Gummi Bears was a rip-off of Ewoks. (They
were, too: little bear-like animals wearing tribal clothing and living in
trees connected by catwalks...hmm)
--Erin Fencil
moose!
Crystal wrote:
>
> It's been a long time since I've seen this thread, and frankly - I miss it. It was great. So I'm
> going to start it back up again. Let's hear your ideas, and I'll list a few to get you started:
>
> 1. You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.
> 2. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
> 3. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical collections."
> 4. Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars
> 5. You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday life.
> 6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
> 7. A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows application.
I don't recall seeing these in the other replies...
8. You've 'wielded' a flashlight and made humming sounds.
9. You think of Darth Vader when you use the bathroom.
(this one is rather male oriented ;)
10. You've defended the acting of one Mark Hamill.
11. You wave your hand purposefully and 'use the force' to open and
close automatic doors or elevator doors.
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Moose
brian niehaus
...quote to be named later...
s1620
I guess I am an addict. I actually meet several of those qualifications
you listed.
jesse watkins-gibbs
I got tired of the stigma attached to this character; Not many people saw past the 'snot vampire' tag which he has been given. I t=
hought he was a cool character because he was so different from anyone else in the universe, but I got tired of the name... and the =
liquid diet ;^)
--
**jwg**
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rob
You go over to a friends, go to his refrigerator, and crawl in
throwing food and stuff over your shoulder and grunting.
bonus points: If he says "Aww, your making a mess"
double bp's: If you find a penlight in there.
If when riding in a elevator, and it lurches, you grab the lady
from behind by the boobs.
Paul Ouellette
You walk into an optometrist's office and shout:
You will PAY for your lack of vision!
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Michael Bates
Crystal wrote:
>
> It's been a long time since I've seen this thread, and frankly - I miss it. It was great. So I'm
> going to start it back up again. Let's hear your ideas, and I'll list a few to get you started:
>
> 1. You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.
> 2. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
> 3. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical collections."
> 4. Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars
> 5. You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday life.
> 6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
> 7. A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows application.
You moan like Chewbacca on Bespin when you hear a car alarm go off next
to you.
(I never do that.)
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from whoever this is:
~:> 1. You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.
~:> 2. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
~:> 3. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical
~:collections."
~:> 4. Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars
~:> 5. You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday
~:life.
~:> 6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
~:> 7. A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows
~:application.
How 'bout when someone's lack of faith disturbs you (or just when someone pisses you off) you try to
choke them via the force.
And using the force to reach out of reach items...this works! Yeah, whoever is near me sees my
force-using abilities suck and then hands me the item...
Halina
Michael Bates wrote:
>
> Crystal wrote:
> >
> > It's been a long time since I've seen this thread, and frankly - I miss it. It was great. So I'm
> > going to start it back up again. Let's hear your ideas, and I'll list a few to get you started:
> >
> > 4. Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars
> > 6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
>
> You moan like Chewbacca on Bespin when you hear a car alarm go off next
> to you.
>
You have SW screen saver on your PC (mandatory).
Your PC is about to get crushed from the weight of all the SW toys
standing on top of it.
In your Internet browser you have more SW bookmarks than anything else.
You save old SW calendars, going back at least 5 years.
You are digussted when somebody gets the plot, or the names of main
characters, wrong.
--
Halina heading for the SW Anonymous meeting...
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"It's against my programming to impersonate a deity. You'll need
Gonk for that." - C3PO in "Return of the Jedi - Special Edition"
"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken!!??" - Lord Dark Helmet
usher
broke...@centuryinter.net (Crystal) wrote:
>1. You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.
Quite a bit.
>2. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
Not in preparation for the SE's, but often.
>3. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical
>collections."
Check.
>4. Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars
Check.
>5. You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to
>everyday life.
Check.
>6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
None, yet.
>7. A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows
>application.
No sound board. *snif*
usher
Rambling Old Jedi Engineer, RASSM rascal & Scoundrel, The Exalted One
official RASSM chosen smartass & AFC member
The Stormtrooper doesn't hit his head.
Awarded the HNTC Award for Valor during the Debacle at Hallifax
Survived Sith War I (1996) with my ship intact.
I disapprove of what you say, but I defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
Use soft words and hard arguments. - English proverb
You are never too old, just more easily distracted by other things.
Artist & Author of stuff. Down with the CDA. Up with Prop. 309.
<*> http://members.tripod.com/~Melosh/swlinks.html, leia.html, presence.html
Paula
> >When nobody else is around, you've seriously tried to draw something
> >into your hand with the Force.
>
cutters that were just out of my reach. The guy across the work table said
"What the heck are you trying to do." I had my eyes closed and told him
that I was using the Force. He handed me the wire cutters. I told him,
"See, it worked." (old Jedi mind trick)
--
Paula
pa...@onramp.net
another official rassm cool person
http://rampages.onramp.net/~jeffm/paula.htm
usher
Matt Jones <thepre...@geocities.com> wrote:
DF>> 9) You've been pulled over by a policeman and when asked to see
>>your drivers license you replied, "You don't need to see my
>>identification."
>And when he asks about your two friends in the back "They're for
>sale, if you want them."
ROTFLMAO!
>While sitting on the couch with your girlfriend, she comments about
>being cold. So, naturally, you slice open the side of the cushion
>and stuff her in.
The wife might not be happy with that one, but it might be worth a go.
>You know what a nerf is.
Hey! I resemble that remark!
>When a cop catches you speeding, you floor it, saying "I've outrun
>Imperial starships, and not the local bulk cruisers..."
I have referred to the state cops as CorSec.
>When someone apologizes to you, you choke him and tell him that you
>accept his apology.
BTDT
>When nobody else is around, you've seriously tried to draw something
>into your hand with the Force.
Another BTDT
>You've ever pretended the orange in your lunchbox was a thermal
>detonator, and thought about using it to get a better price at the
>milk counter.
Lost a teacher that way. That's all I can say.
usher
jesse watkins-gibbs <jwat...@mail.telis.org> wrote:
>So, does Santa have beautiful slave girls in skimpy outfits on his
>throne?
You mean "Santa's Little Helpers"? But of course!
Santa in training,
Jeddite
> > 6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
>
Ahem....thankfully...it was a girl. Maybe next time, we'll get a
Luke....
Mun Fong Woon
Crystal wrote:
>
> 6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
got the name from. I tried to compromise with the Frence version "Luc"
but she won't go for it.
Fong
Erin Fencil
4. Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars
> >6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
Boba Fish, check.
--Erin Fencil
PS> Boba Fish says hi, and that he's way cooler than winky (the
Emperor's slug)
Bas-Jan Walewijk
Crystal <broke...@centuryinter.net> wrote in article
<332af6fd...@news.pc.centuryinter.net>...
(snip)
> 1. You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.
Most (as long as I can hear the music with it).
> 2. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
Haven't the time... (*sob*)
> 3. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical
collections."
No, but I boycotted the "Mozart year" in favor of the "SW 15th
Anniversary". :-)
> 4. Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars
Umm... yeah, final line of my sig. (*relieved sigh*)
> 5. You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday
life.
Maybe not to everyday life, but in the long run...
> 6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
Fortunately, I have neither children nor pets. :-)
> 7. A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows
application.
The THX sound at startup...
Bas-Jan
--
"Context is strawberries."
--
"Do you know how many dollars a hundred bucks is these days?"
--
A genuine Official RASSM Cool Person and Jedi Master.
Beware imitations.
mydreamsaremyreality
Well, the other day a friend was using my bathroom and I heard my friend
exclaim "Is that an R2-D2 washrag on the sink?" I guess I am an addict.
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usher
Halina <hal...@somewhere.com> wrote:
>You have SW screen saver on your PC (mandatory).
Not when you have a 20MB HD.
>In your Internet browser you have more SW bookmarks than anything
>else.
That's why I have a SW links page!
>You are digussted when somebody gets the plot, or the names of main
>characters, wrong.
Some people I can forgive. Others it's so blatant that they must die.
Paul Snowball
In article <332af6fd...@news.pc.centuryinter.net>, Crystal
<broke...@centuryinter.net> writes
>It's been a long time since I've seen this thread, and frankly - I miss it. It
>was great. So I'm
>going to start it back up again. Let's hear your ideas, and I'll list a few to
>get you started:
>
>2. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
>3. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical
>collections."
>4. Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars
>5. You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday life.
>6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
>7. A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows
>application.
>
Snowy
"Recognising your ignorance is the first step to wisdom."
Yoda (Shadows of the Empire.)
There's your answer to Question 4.
Super Psycho Space Kid
Have any of you seen a game called Atmosfear? The bloke in that is a
rip-off of the Emperor. I was playing with these kids once, and said
-"He's a rip-off of the Emporor in Star Wars". Then they said, get
this, "How is he a rip-off of Darth Vader?". Needless to say I went
mental.
Halina
>> snip <<
You refer to the first Star Wars movie as "A New Hope".
You know exactly which three cities are shown at the end of ROTJ, even
if you can't spell Cruscant.
There is at least one moment in the theathre where you can't resist
mouthing words of the dialogue ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I
am).
...and (drumroll):
You spend time (lots of it) on rassm.
--
Halina signing out...
Ember/Talaranth/Sisihkat
Matt Jones (thepre...@geocities.com) wrote:
: > 2) Whenever you went anywhere outside with your friends, you always walked
: > single file, to hide your numbers.
Or two-by-two in perfect coordination.
: > 4) In college, after several hours of poker, you got thrown our of the game
: > for suggesting, "How about some sabacc?"
You won your car in the game, and made A lot of special modifications
yourself.
: > The monster in the trash compactor, Boba Fett, An Imperial probe droid
It's called a Dia Noga.
: if you want them."
ROTFL!
: > only one "e."
Or misspelled Tatooine, Tosche, Dantooine, Leia or Hutt.
Or misspelled any of Greedo's dialogue.
: You dropped your religion and now live the way Yoda taught you.
You have a Yoda figurine replacing the brand symbol on the hood of your car.
: You frequently experience insomnia and, to counter this, begin counting
: nerfs.
When sleepless or bored, you begin playing back the trilogy in your mind.
100% accurately.
: When asked to do the dishes or some other chore, you reluctantly agree
: after whining "But I was going to go to Taschi Station to pick up some
: power convertors!"
<wookie roar> That's TOSCHE!
: When nobody else is around, you've seriously tried to draw something
: into your hand with the Force.
How about when someone IS looking?
How about you do it at parties to impress people?
How about you raise people's cars out of swamps they drive into?
When someone you don't like enters your house, you point at them and say
"We don't serve their kind here!"
Dark Rendar
Now, I know that a lot of you out there don't believe that all of the
post Jedi novels are canon, but you can play along for fun.
WARNING: SPOILERS OF PREVIOUSLY RELEASED NOVELS!
SPOILERS THIS WAY!
I WARNED YOU!
Barbara Hambly's new SW book, "Planet of Twilight", comes out in May,
which gives us some time. We know from Children of the Jedi and
Darksaber that Callista has lost her Jedi powers and seemingly has
disappeared. She's "going on her own odyessy" as the book says, to
regain those powers. We also know that she does not appear in any later
books.
My question for all of you is: OK, what happens to her? I'm assuming
that she's going to somehow regain her powers, but bite the bullet
saving Luke from some dire occurrence. But maybe I'm wrong. What about
the rest of you? What do you think is going to happen to Callista?
Let's hear your hypothesis, people!
(Note: if someone out there really knows what happens, keep your trap
shut. Don't spoil the new book for the rest of us.)
Dark Rendar
--
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Sith War II* King of Vividness
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"Life is a collection of explosions.... and the A-bombs are in my
corner"
"And YOU said it was pretty here!"-C3PO, Return of the Jedi
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Paul Thronson
If you buy all the stand up cardboard ST figures...
You are definitely an addict if you then reenact the movies with them
....
Robert Nolan
Sometime on Wed, 19 Mar 1997 17:47:34 GMT, y...@somewhere.intime
(usher) stood and screamed:
:Halina <hal...@somewhere.com> wrote:
:
:>You have SW screen saver on your PC (mandatory).
:
:Not when you have a 20MB HD.
20MB?!? That's it? Good God, man, how do you get anything done?
I got 1.08 Gigs, and am suffering a serious lack of space - even with
everything but Windows compressed.
Rogue Jedi
Another Official RASSM Cool Person
Armchair Emperor and Moderator Wanna-Be
Have you visited the Dark-TIE-Wing Pages yet?
http://hamilton.htcomp.net/Rnolan/StarWarsStuff/index.htm
"Once you start down the dark path,forever will it dominate your destiny."
s1620
In article <332F70...@sympatico.ca>, munfon...@sympatico.ca
says...
>
>Crystal wrote:
>>
>
>> 6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
>
>got the name from. I tried to compromise with the Frence version "Luc"
>but she won't go for it.
>
>Fong
mind. You, "We should name him luke". Her "We should name him luke."
KhariSamps
<<
I don't recall seeing these in the other replies...
8. You've 'wielded' a flashlight and made humming sounds.
10. You've defended the acting of one Mark Hamill.
11. You wave your hand purposefully and 'use the force' to open and
close automatic doors or elevator doors.
>>
OK, OK. I've done this stuff. But I don't have a problem, I can stop
anytime I want to.
KJS
Erin Fencil
And you're even more of an addict if you buy three Stormtroopers and
assemble them standing in a doorway of your home with the one on the
right's helmet touching the doorframe just so you can see it happen.
--Erin Fencil
Nantais
You might be a Star Wars addict if:
Every time someone mentions Star Wars, you say "I am addicted to
it!"
Please forgive me, I thought I could think of a good one.
Davin Felth
Erin Fencil <erinf...@hotmail.com> wrote in article
<3333E0...@hotmail.com>...
::minor snipsters::
> And you're even more of an addict if you buy three Stormtroopers and
> assemble them standing in a doorway of your home with the one on the
> right's helmet touching the doorframe just so you can see it happen.
>
> --Erin Fencil
As both a SW addict and a stormie, even *I* wouldn't do that!!! :)
Trooper Davin Felth
Friend to the Alliance
("Look, sir....droids!")
Davin Felth
Nantais <c44...@mnsi.net> wrote in article <333485...@mnsi.net>...
> You might be a Star Wars addict if:
> Every time someone mentions Star Wars, you say "I am addicted to
> it!"
I've been saying that for the last 20 years...by now I s'pose I need
serious therapy. Anyone know when's the next meeting of Star Wars Addicts
Anonymous? :)
Trooper Davin Felth
Friend to the Alliance
("Look, sir....a 12-Step Program!")
Ember/Talaranth/Sisihkat
KhariSamps (khari...@aol.com) wrote:
: OK, OK. I've done this stuff. But I don't have a problem, I can stop
: anytime I want to.
Yeah, SURE :)
--JavaJawa, who had a major little Moral Debate today over one copy of
the ANH soundtrack her parental unit would freak out over
: KJS
jade...@aol.com
>I don't recall seeing these in the other replies...
>
> 8. You've 'wielded' a flashlight and made humming sounds.
>
> 10. You've defended the acting of one Mark Hamill.
>
> 11. You wave your hand purposefully and 'use the force' to open and
>close automatic doors or elevator doors.
You've sat for hours trying to lift your schoolbooks with the Force.(Forgive me if this has already been said. I'm new)
jen
corran
-Whenever you went outside with you friends, you always walked single file,
to hide your numbers.
-You've written several letters to the President suggesting that he
dissolve the senate, pur power in the hands of regional governors, and let
fear keep the local systems in line.
-When trying unsuccesfully to snare the last Cheerio floating in your
cereal bowl, you remarked,"The Force is strong in this one."
-You actually CAN move things with the Force.
-When someone had apoligized to you, you choked him and told him that you
accepted his appology.
-You've been pulled over by a policeman and when asked to see your drivers'
license
you replied, "You don't need to see my identification."
jade...@aol.com schreef in artikel
<19970323202...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
rk...@acsu.buffalo.edu
...you're waiting at a bus for about an hour and when the bus finally
comes you yell, "What's that? A transport! I'm saved! OVER HEEERE!!!!
HEY!! HEY!! HEELP!! PLEEASE HELP!!"
it's getting late, need some sleep.
- Richard Kim
rk...@acsu.buffalo.edu
sorry for reposting, I made a boo-boo.
...you're waiting at a bus stop for about an hour and when the bus
Super Psycho Space Kid
Welcome. I think you're here already.
Oblio-1
Aeons ago, on the memorable date of Tue, 25 Mar 1997 01:36:07 -0500,
the following words of rk...@acsu.buffalo.edu fell upon all:
>...you're waiting at a bus for about an hour and when the bus finally
>comes you yell, "What's that? A transport! I'm saved! OVER HEEERE!!!!
>HEY!! HEY!! HEELP!! PLEEASE HELP!!"
>
>it's getting late, need some sleep.
But it was still pretty darn funny.
--
Oblio-1
Jeff Wilser
You might be a Star Wars addict if...
When accelerating your car to enter the freeway, you tell your
passengers to strap in and prepare for light speed.
Your significant other dumps you because everytime she/he says, "I love
you" you always respond, "I know."
You quote Yoda to defend your political beliefs.
When discussing military strategy you often refer to the Battle of
Yavin.
Much of your emotional energy is expended determining what is canon.
You try and use the Jedi mind trick to pick up women/men (this courtesy
of "Swingers")
You cut off your Dad's hand and tell him that there is still good in
him.
Erin Fencil
Most of your breakups w/ significant others occur because you got in an
argument over:
1)The intrinsic value of Ewoks
2)Boba Fett's mortality status
3)Wedge's value to the trilogy
--Erin Fencil
Stormies have rights too!
Skanks anonymous
Boba Fett LIVES
Rick Stone
When you saw the "Dave" comic strip on Monday, March 24, you immediately
thought about this particular thread.
Princess Buttercup
Toby A. McElroy <tmce...@emeraldcoast.com> wrote in article
<5gldho$2...@ram2.ramlink.net>...
> from whoever this is:
>
> ~:> 1. You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.
> ~:> 2. You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
> ~:> 3. You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical
> ~:collections."
> ~:> 4. Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars
> ~:> 5. You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to
everyday
> ~:life.
> ~:> 6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
> ~:> 7. A SW *.wav file plays on your computer whenever you do a windows
> ~:application.
>
> How 'bout when someone's lack of faith disturbs you (or just when someone
pisses you off) you try to
> choke them via the force.
> And using the force to reach out of reach items...this works! Yeah,
whoever is near me sees my
> force-using abilities suck and then hands me the item...
>
LOL w/my throaty voice. I've been sick and I thought I'd miss the beginning
of this thread.
How about:
You use a quote from the trilogy at work and nobody else around you gets
it. It happens to me everyday.
Just me :)
a sig-less Princess Buttercup
Ember/Talaranth/Sisihkat
Rick Stone (rst...@fenris-inc.com) wrote:
: When you saw the "Dave" comic strip on Monday, March 24, you immediately
You read that and began rummaging through catlitter trying to find that
comic strip.
JavaJawa
usher
Rno...@htcomp.net (Robert Nolan) wrote:
>Sometime on Wed, y...@somewhere.intime
>(usher) stood and screamed:
>:Halina <hal...@somewhere.com> wrote:
>:>You have SW screen saver on your PC (mandatory).
>:Not when you have a 20MB HD.
> 20MB?!? That's it? Good God, man, how do you get anything done?
It's enough to have DOS & Windoze loaded and a very few other things.
Since I use Notepad and Write to edit my web pages it's not as big a
handicap as not having Netscape to view them with. I have plenty of
Win games, though.
>I got 1.08 Gigs, and am suffering a serious lack of space - even with
>everything but Windows compressed.
My next drive will be 1.6GB or larger. Preferably 3.1GB. I could get
by easily with 600MB but I want play room.
usher
Rambling Old Jedi Engineer, RASSM rascal & Scoundrel, The Exalted One
official RASSM chosen smartass & AFC member
The Stormtrooper doesn't hit his head.
Awarded the HNTC Award for Valor during the Debacle at Hallifax
Survived Sith War I (1996) with my ship intact.
I disapprove of what you say, but I defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
Use soft words and hard arguments. - English proverb
You are never too old, just more easily distracted by other things.
Artist & Author of stuff. Down with the CDA. Up with Prop. 309.
<*> http://members.tripod.com/~Melosh/swlinks.html, leia.html, presence.html
usher
ste...@netcom.com (Ember/Talaranth/Sisihkat) wrote:
Does "Dave" have a web site like other strips do?
I cannot afford to get the daily paper just for the comics.
Super Psycho Space Kid
rk...@acsu.buffalo.edu wrote:
>
> ...you're waiting at a bus for about an hour and when the bus finally
> comes you yell, "What's that? A transport! I'm saved! OVER HEEERE!!!!
> HEY!! HEY!! HEELP!! PLEEASE HELP!!"
>
> it's getting late, need some sleep.
>
...somebody is slagging off your car and you tell them it's the fastest
hugajug in the galaxy. So, you're driving through the countryside, and
a farmer is spraying. You stop, call him over and say "What a wonderful
smell you've discovered". He says that he knows what he is doing - "*I*
am the farmer", and wrapping your lips round an imaginary pole you cry
"Neeeeeoooooooooooorgh!". Your clothes are mucky, but you've run out of
soap powder. You go to the supermarket and can't find any. The
assistant tells you to pick up your visual scanning. You get some Daz,
in a can. The assistant appears again and says "Looking? Found some
you have, hmm?" The check-out girl asks what it is, and you say "It is
my Daz tinny". You get home, and switching on the washingmachine you
say "Help me, oh dear can, clean muddy, you're my only soap".
Super PSK
Rick Stone
In article <333a6a1d...@news.utk.edu>, y...@somewhere.intime says...
>
>ste...@netcom.com (Ember/Talaranth/Sisihkat) wrote:
>
>>Rick Stone (rst...@fenris-inc.com) wrote:
>>: When you saw the "Dave" comic strip on Monday, March 24, you
>>: immediately thought about this particular thread.
>
>>You read that and began rummaging through catlitter trying to find
>>that comic strip.
>
>Does "Dave" have a web site like other strips do?
>I cannot afford to get the daily paper just for the comics.
>
Here's the comic: the caption says "Signs you've seen the Star Wars movies too
many times". Dave has just opened the donut box at an office meeting. He
gasps in horror as he picks up two of those curly sweet roll things, and shouts
out "What have you done with Princess Leia?"
If I haven't thrown out the paper, I'll try to scan it in and post it.
usher
"Princess Buttercup" <ilmw...@flash.net> wrote:
>How about:
>
>You use a quote from the trilogy at work and nobody else around you
>gets it. It happens to me everyday.
Same here. My wife catches most of them and actually finds some of
them appropriate.
jed...@aol.com
You have your front seat passenger set the coordinates so you can make the jump into hyperspace.
*|*
*|*
*|*
*|*
/ \
/ \
/ __( )__\
\ /
/ \ / \
/ / \ \
/ / \ \
/___/______\___\
***JEDI AL***
mydreamsaremyreality
In article <B5cBAVAv...@guelder-rose.demon.co.uk>
Paul Snowball <pa...@guelder-rose.demon.co.uk> writes:
>>6. You have a pet or child named after one of the characters.
I have a black cat named Anakin.
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: > Crystal wrote:
: > > It's been a long time since I've seen this thread, and frankly - I
: > > miss it. It was great. So I'm going to start it back up again.
: > > Let's hear your ideas, and I'll list a few to get you started:
[tin snips]
#X: You get really, really pissed whenever someone says, "Yeah, it's an
okay movie."
#X: In your eyes, confusing Star Wars and Star Trek is grounds for
immediate execution.
#X: You have ever forced a girl/boy - friend to discuss Star Wars with
you.
#X: You have ever whined when your girl/boy - friend didn't want to watch
the movies.
#X: You use any Star Wars dialogue in everyday conversation, sometimes int
he middle of a conversation for no reason.
#X: You have been called a "Star Wars Freak" by more than three people in
a single day.
#X: You can quote one of the aliens' lines, in proper form and
inflection, off the top of your head.
#X: You spent more time on your weekends seeing the SEs than seeing your
friends.
#X: You camped out for tickets to any one of the SEs, a special award if
you camped out for all three.
Hope these additions helped:-)
John
Andrew Toth
han...@wam.umd.edu (Bounty Hunter) wrote:
>#X: You camped out for tickets to any one of the SEs, a special award if
>you camped out for all three.
You plan to camp out to see the Prequels. Starting tomorrow.
Beyowulf
Beyo...@pipeline.com
Steely Blue Dragon Of The -==UDIC==-
Awarded the HNTC Award For Valor During The Battle Of Hallifax
Ember/Talaranth/Sisihkat
You used "jedi mind tricks" to get your local library to get the Star Wars
videos so you could rent them for an entire week, for free (assuming you
don't own said videos)
(I swear I'm beginning to think I did this. One day, not a library in my
region had 'em, then another day, my own library'd gotten all 3 and the
soundtracks and novelizations and talking books of the novelizations.)
You spend 2 weeks pouting about the star wars toy you didn't get and
plotting ways of getting it.
You walked into The Sharper Image or another store displaying a life-size
Stormtrooper, and ordered them to sell it to you.
When someone calls and it's a wrong number you insist that there was a
slight dialing malfunction but everything's perfectly all right now. When
they insist on your telling them who you are and what number they dialed,
you stammer "uhh... uhh..." and shoot the phone.
Every time you see a stormtrooper on cardboard signs or in store windows,
you pretend to shoot it.
You've been told by more than three people in one day that someone should
have prevented you from ever seeing Star Wars.
Don't like the novelizations? You rewrite em.
Tried to get the Death Star plans so you could make a model.
--JavaJawa, who just made a model X-wing from scratch!
Martin Jones
You move to the UK just so you can sit in the pub and do Darth Vader
impressions into your empty pint glass. You tried it in the US but
without those extra four fluid ounces the tone just ain't quite right.
--
Martin Jones, London, UK.
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