SITH WAR 2002 ELECTION
Michael Ponte (Love Machine)
for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the nominees are:
[] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
[] Drake
[] Jade
[] The Leader
[] R5 P1
[] Chuck Babbagge
[] Steve
[] Write ins
All ballots will be collected on September 9th. Place your votes by then.
Winner will be announced on the 10th.
--
Michael Ponte: The Jalapeno and Onion Bagel of Love
super...@attbi.com
You WILL vote for Ponte........
C'Pi
"Michael Ponte (Love Machine)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:UDce9.195220$_91.2...@rwcrnsc51.ops.asp.att.net...
> This is the moment you have all been waiting for folks! Your chance to
vote
> for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the nominees
are:
>
>
> [] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> [] Drake
> [] Jade
> [] The Leader
> [] R5 P1
> [] Chuck Babbagge
> [] Steve
> [] Write ins
>
> All ballots will be collected on September 9th. Place your votes by then.
> Winner will be announced on the 10th.
I immediately declare a miss trial! A recount! This trial null and void!
Where the hell is my severed head?
*Gumby holds up severed head*
"Here it is."
"No, I meant on the ballot."
C'Pi
Michael Ponte (Love Machine)
--
Michael Ponte: The Jalapeno and Onion Bagel of Love
super...@attbi.com
[] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
[] C'Pi's Severed Head
[] Drake
[] Jade
[] The Leader
[] R5 P1
[] Chuck Babbagge
[] Steve
[] Write ins
"C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:albn1g$1pd47f$1...@ID-111793.news.dfncis.de...
C'Pi
> Very well....I shall allow Decapitated heads....
>
> --
> Michael Ponte: The Jalapeno and Onion Bagel of Love
> super...@attbi.com
>
>
> [] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> [] C'Pi's Severed Head
> [] Drake
> [] Jade
> [] The Leader
> [] R5 P1
> [] Chuck Babbagge
> [] Steve
> [] Write ins
And Annoying Man. I want to nominate Annoying Man.
C'Pi
Can we put the Penis Gourd on the ballot too?
Michael Ponte (Love Machine)
kind, go ahead and do so. Polls close Monday Night.
--
Michael Ponte: The Jalapeno and Onion Bagel of Love
super...@attbi.com
"C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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peter
R5-P1s mass of nanite controled drones all vote for it. In addition,
R5-P1 electronically stuffs the ballot box.
Chuck Babbage votes for himself.
Darth Par-Kay
"Michael Ponte (Love Machine)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:UDce9.195220$_91.2...@rwcrnsc51.ops.asp.att.net...
> This is the moment you have all been waiting for folks! Your chance to
vote
> for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the nominees
are:
>
>
> [] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> [] Drake
> [] Jade
> [] The Leader
> [] R5 P1
> [] Chuck Babbagge
[X] Steve
> [] Write ins
>
> All ballots will be collected on September 9th. Place your votes by then.
> Winner will be announced on the 10th.
Vote for me and you too can escape the torture of Sith War 2002!
--
Steve
Oblivion is cool!
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Mark Miller
>
> [] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> [] Drake
> [] Jade
> [] The Leader
> [] R5 P1
> [] Chuck Babbagge
> [] Steve
I want to vote for everybody who gets written in. That way, maybe they have
a chance. Hey, can we stuff ballot boxes?
-Mark
--
www.geocities.com/swtrilman/index.html
http://filebox.vt.edu/users/marose/
Rainbow Heron
<super...@attbi.com> wrote:
>This is the moment you have all been waiting for folks! Your chance to vote
>for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the nominees are:
>
>
>[] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
>[] Drake
>[] Jade
>[] The Leader
>[] R5 P1
>[] Chuck Babbagge
>[] Steve
>[] Write ins
But I already voted for Stinky Cheese Man!
Besides, who let Write ins run? Didn't he already lose to Erase outs
in the Primary?
-Rainbow Heron
(sig wants to run too...out to the car to roll up the windows)
Now does this count as 1 vote or as 8 cuz I do have the Pokemon
here...
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Rainbow Heron's Sith War Characters Page
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Jell-o jigglers are like Gak
...except they don't make that fart noise.
peter
>>[] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
>>[] Drake
>>[] Jade
>>[] The Leader
>>[] R5 P1
>>[] Chuck Babbagge
>>[] Steve
>>[x] Write ins
>
>
> I want to vote for everybody who gets written in. That way, maybe they have
> a chance. Hey, can we stuff ballot boxes?
>
> -Mark
R5-P1 is stuffing the ballot box. Chuck Babbage is too much a gentleman
to stoop so low.
Muuurgh
-Muuurgh
Sorry Jade, but someone's got to sort out the priorities.
"Michael Ponte (Love Machine)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:UDce9.195220$_91.2...@rwcrnsc51.ops.asp.att.net...
> This is the moment you have all been waiting for folks! Your chance to
vote
> for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the nominees
are:
>
>
> [] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> [] Drake
> [] Jade
> [] The Leader
> [] R5 P1
> [] Chuck Babbagge
> [] Steve
> [X] Annoying Man
Muuurgh
"Mark Miller" <mami...@NOSPAM.vt.edu> wrote in message
news:alesd1$5uc$1...@solaris.cc.vt.edu...
>
> >
> > [] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> > [] Drake
> > [] Jade
> > [] The Leader
> > [] R5 P1
> > [] Chuck Babbagge
> > [] Steve
> > [x] Write ins
>
> I want to vote for everybody who gets written in. That way, maybe they
have
> a chance. Hey, can we stuff ballot boxes?
>
> -Mark
Dear Mark,
This is your old friend Muuurgh, please vote for Annoying Man--for an old
Sith Warrior friend's sake.
Thanks,
-Muuurgh
> --
> www.geocities.com/swtrilman/index.html
> http://filebox.vt.edu/users/marose/
>
>
Mark Miller
"Muuurgh" <FatBl...@Monkey.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Mark Miller" <mami...@NOSPAM.vt.edu> wrote in message
> news:alesd1$5uc$1...@solaris.cc.vt.edu...
> >
> > >
> > > [] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> > > [] Drake
> > > [] Jade
> > > [] The Leader
> > > [] R5 P1
> > > [] Chuck Babbagge
> > > [] Steve
> > > [x] Write ins
> >
> > I want to vote for everybody who gets written in. That way, maybe they
> have
> > a chance. Hey, can we stuff ballot boxes?
> >
> > -Mark
>
> Dear Mark,
>
> This is your old friend Muuurgh, please vote for Annoying Man--for an old
> Sith Warrior friend's sake.
>
> Thanks,
> -Muuurgh
>
This is your old friend Mark. Annoying Man is a write-in, thus have I voted
for him. and all the others, too, but nobody who's *actually* running. =)
You're Welcome,
-Mark
--
www.geocities.com/swtrilman
http://filebox.vt.edu/users/marose/
C'Pi
"Rainbow Heron" <rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote in message
news:t9jnnu8jm2k9ik9vq...@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 07 Sep 2002 01:29:24 GMT, "Michael Ponte \(Love Machine\)"
> <super...@attbi.com> wrote:
>
> >This is the moment you have all been waiting for folks! Your chance to
vote
> >for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the nominees
are:
> >
> >
> >[] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> >[] Drake
> >[] Jade
> >[] The Leader
> >[] R5 P1
> >[] Chuck Babbagge
> >[] Steve
> >[] Write ins
>
> But I already voted for Stinky Cheese Man!
WooHoo!!! Go Stinky Cheese Man!!
C'Pi
By the way, did you ever read Sith War VII?
C'Pi
"Michael Ponte (Love Machine)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:UDce9.195220$_91.2...@rwcrnsc51.ops.asp.att.net...
vote
> for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the nominees
are:
>
>
> [] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> [] Drake
> [] The Leader
> [] R5 P1
> [] Chuck Babbagge
> [] Steve
> [] Write ins
I vote for Jade. Why waste time? In the end the Porkintes will lay waste
to RASSM Planet and Jade will rule supreme.
C'Pi
Rainbow Heron
<snip>
>> >[] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
>> >[] Drake
>> >[] Jade
>> >[] The Leader
>> >[] R5 P1
>> >[] Chuck Babbagge
>> >[] Steve
>> >[] Write ins
>>
>> But I already voted for Stinky Cheese Man!
>
>WooHoo!!! Go Stinky Cheese Man!!
>
>C'Pi
>By the way, did you ever read Sith War VII?
Just that one story.
<ng sig looms over RH with typo stick>
But something tells me I should make good my lame threat and finish
reading the whole archives cover-to-cover...but then again, I have yet
to read beyond the first one at that rate. :-P
-Rainbow Heron
(sig loves the name "Stinky Cheese Man")
That's probably why we voted for him. Besides, who doesn't like
cheese?
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Penny for your two cents?
C'Pi
> On Mon, 9 Sep 2002 11:59:47 +0800, "C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> >> >[] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> >> >[] Drake
> >> >[] Jade
> >> >[] The Leader
> >> >[] R5 P1
> >> >[] Chuck Babbagge
> >> >[] Steve
> >> >[] Write ins
> >>
> >> But I already voted for Stinky Cheese Man!
> >
> >WooHoo!!! Go Stinky Cheese Man!!
> >
> >C'Pi
> >By the way, did you ever read Sith War VII?
>
> Just that one story.
Which story? I was wondering if you ever read what happened to Stinky
Cheese Man in Sith War VII.
That damn murdering bastard Skuzz!!!
> <ng sig looms over RH with typo stick>
>
> But something tells me I should make good my lame threat and finish
> reading the whole archives cover-to-cover...but then again, I have yet
> to read beyond the first one at that rate. :-P
>
> -Rainbow Heron
> (sig loves the name "Stinky Cheese Man")
Don't we all. Don't we all.
> That's probably why we voted for him. Besides, who doesn't like
> cheese?
I like Cheese a lot. Which sucks since hardly anyone eats cheese in Taiwan.
Although they're starting to.
C'Pi
Rainbow Heron
>
>"Rainbow Heron" <rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote in message
>news:sp7onukso6d805j1n...@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 9 Sep 2002 11:59:47 +0800, "C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> <snip>
>>
>> >> >[] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
>> >> >[] Drake
>> >> >[] Jade
>> >> >[] The Leader
>> >> >[] R5 P1
>> >> >[] Chuck Babbagge
>> >> >[] Steve
>> >> >[] Write ins
>> >>
>> >> But I already voted for Stinky Cheese Man!
>> >
>> >WooHoo!!! Go Stinky Cheese Man!!
>> >
>> >C'Pi
>> >By the way, did you ever read Sith War VII?
>>
>> Just that one story.
>
>Which story? I was wondering if you ever read what happened to Stinky
>Cheese Man in Sith War VII.
I read the one that was the Gingerbread Man parody (ergo "Stinky
Cheese Man").
<goes back thru archives>
Yeah all 3 of those...actually I did read thru some of Sith War VII. I
just don't remember it too well.
>That damn murdering bastard Skuzz!!!
Still is according to his last personality change.
>> <ng sig looms over RH with typo stick>
>>
>> But something tells me I should make good my lame threat and finish
>> reading the whole archives cover-to-cover...but then again, I have yet
>> to read beyond the first one at that rate. :-P
>>
>> -Rainbow Heron
>> (sig loves the name "Stinky Cheese Man")
>
>Don't we all. Don't we all.
Sounds like a great Halloween costume too!
>> That's probably why we voted for him. Besides, who doesn't like
>> cheese?
>
>I like Cheese a lot. Which sucks since hardly anyone eats cheese in Taiwan.
>Although they're starting to.
Shall we send you some cheese?
-Rainbow Heron
(sig wonders if they should make C'Pi wear a mouse costume and beg for
it for just give him the stinking cheese)
If he wants the stinking cheese then let him have it.
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I'm gonna kick their asses! And then I'm gonna kick their butts!
And when I'm done kicking their donkeys and cigarettes,
I'm gonna kick THEM!
C'Pi
> On Mon, 9 Sep 2002 12:23:05 +0800, "C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Rainbow Heron" <rainbo...@ftc-i.net> wrote in message
> >news:sp7onukso6d805j1n...@4ax.com...
> >> On Mon, 9 Sep 2002 11:59:47 +0800, "C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> But I already voted for Stinky Cheese Man!
> >> >
> >> >WooHoo!!! Go Stinky Cheese Man!!
> >> >
> >> >C'Pi
> >> >By the way, did you ever read Sith War VII?
> >>
> >> Just that one story.
> >
> >Which story? I was wondering if you ever read what happened to Stinky
> >Cheese Man in Sith War VII.
>
> I read the one that was the Gingerbread Man parody (ergo "Stinky
> Cheese Man").
>
> <goes back thru archives>
>
> Yeah all 3 of those...actually I did read thru some of Sith War VII. I
> just don't remember it too well.
I was thinking about this one that showed the ultimate fate of Stinky Cheese
Man.
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&threadm=8sbgfc%24bri%40ne
tnews.hinet.net&rnum=1&prev=/groups%3Fhl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DISO-8859-1%26q%
3Dstinky%2Bcheese%2Bman%26meta%3Dgroup%253Drec.arts.sf.starwars.misc
Holy crap that was a big url!!
> >That damn murdering bastard Skuzz!!!
>
> Still is according to his last personality change.
A Skuzz never changes its stripes.
> >> <ng sig looms over RH with typo stick>
> >>
> >> But something tells me I should make good my lame threat and finish
> >> reading the whole archives cover-to-cover...but then again, I have yet
> >> to read beyond the first one at that rate. :-P
> >>
> >> -Rainbow Heron
> >> (sig loves the name "Stinky Cheese Man")
> >
> >Don't we all. Don't we all.
>
> Sounds like a great Halloween costume too!
With smell enhancers!!
> >> That's probably why we voted for him. Besides, who doesn't like
> >> cheese?
> >
> >I like Cheese a lot. Which sucks since hardly anyone eats cheese in
Taiwan.
> >Although they're starting to.
>
> Shall we send you some cheese?
Yes, do. No swiss though. I don't like swiss.
> -Rainbow Heron
> (sig wonders if they should make C'Pi wear a mouse costume and beg for
> it for just give him the stinking cheese)
>
> If he wants the stinking cheese then let him have it.
*put's on mouse costume*
Give me the stinking cheese, damnit!!
C'Pi
I'm not a cute mouse.
mostly harmless
news:UDce9.195220$_91.2...@rwcrnsc51.ops.asp.att.net:
> This is the moment you have all been waiting for folks! Your chance to
> vote for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the
> nominees are:
>
>
> [] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> [] Drake
> [x] Jade
> [] The Leader
> [] R5 P1
> [] Chuck Babbagge
> [] Steve
> [] Write ins
>
> All ballots will be collected on September 9th. Place your votes by
> then. Winner will be announced on the 10th.
>
>
>
> --
> Michael Ponte: The Jalapeno and Onion Bagel of Love
> super...@attbi.com
>
>
> You WILL vote for Ponte........
uh uh
Mirror Spock
<super...@attbi.com> went upon the mount and spoke thus:
>This is the moment you have all been waiting for folks! Your chance to vote
>for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the nominees are:
>
>
>[] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
>[] Drake
>[X] Jade
Corn Flake
"Michael Ponte (Love Machine)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:UDce9.195220$_91.2...@rwcrnsc51.ops.asp.att.net...
vote
> for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the nominees
are:
>
>
> [] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> [] Drake
> [] The Leader
> [] R5 P1
> [] Chuck Babbagge
> [] Steve
> [] Write ins
>
> All ballots will be collected on September 9th. Place your votes by then.
> Winner will be announced on the 10th.
>
>
>
> --
Thank you to all my supporters.
Jade
--
Your future dictator.
Porkins
"Michael Ponte (Love Machine)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:UDce9.195220$_91.2...@rwcrnsc51.ops.asp.att.net...
vote
> for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the nominees
are:
>
>
> [] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> [] Drake
> [] The Leader
> [] R5 P1
> [] Chuck Babbagge
> [] Steve
> [] Write ins
>
> All ballots will be collected on September 9th. Place your votes by then.
> Winner will be announced on the 10th.
Ther can be only one.
Porkins
--
Give 'em hell my people!
Ghost of Jedah
"Michael Ponte (Love Machine)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:UDce9.195220$_91.2...@rwcrnsc51.ops.asp.att.net...
vote
> for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the nominees
are:
>
>
> [] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> [] Drake
> [] The Leader
> [] R5 P1
> [] Chuck Babbagge
> [] Steve
> [] Write ins
>
> All ballots will be collected on September 9th. Place your votes by then.
> Winner will be announced on the 10th.
I now see the error of my ways. Jade, I salute you and I bow before Porkins!
The oldest Oldbie
"Michael Ponte (Love Machine)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:UDce9.195220$_91.2...@rwcrnsc51.ops.asp.att.net...
vote
> for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the nominees
are:
>
>
> [] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> [] Drake
> [] The Leader
> [] R5 P1
> [] Chuck Babbagge
> [] Steve
> [] Write ins
>
> All ballots will be collected on September 9th. Place your votes by then.
> Winner will be announced on the 10th.
This one's for James King. I'm sick of all of you young whippersnappers. Too
many consarnit, geshdern Sith Wars!
Chunbuddy
"Michael Ponte (Love Machine)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:UDce9.195220$_91.2...@rwcrnsc51.ops.asp.att.net...
vote
> for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the nominees
are:
>
>
> [] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> [] Drake
> [] The Leader
> [] R5 P1
> [] Chuck Babbagge
> [] Steve
> [] Write ins
>
> All ballots will be collected on September 9th. Place your votes by then.
> Winner will be announced on the 10th.
>
>
>
> --
> Michael Ponte: The Jalapeno and Onion Bagel of Love
> super...@attbi.com
>
>
> You WILL vote for Ponte........
i vot fro this one cause not a boy r gril so it will be fair and i liek
porkins to
that's whut i think. what do u think?
Chunkbuddy
---------------------
Don't Call it a Comeback!
U Can't Truss it!
Robert Whelan's Big Toe
"Michael Ponte (Love Machine)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:UDce9.195220$_91.2...@rwcrnsc51.ops.asp.att.net...
> This is the moment you have all been waiting for folks! Your chance to
vote
> for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the nominees
are:
>
>
> [] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> [] Drake
> [ x ] Jade
> [] The Leader
> [] R5 P1
> [] Chuck Babbagge
> [] Steve
> [] Write ins
>
> All ballots will be collected on September 9th. Place your votes by then.
> Winner will be announced on the 10th.
>
>
>
> --
Since I got all the sense, I'm casting the vote.
- Robert Whelan's Big toe
Corn Flake
"Muuurgh" <FatBl...@Monkey.com> wrote in message
> I vote for Annoying Man.
>
> -Muuurgh
> Sorry Jade, but someone's got to sort out the priorities.
>
What the? YOu wanted me to run. Acting just like a Porkinite you are.
I'm so proud of you!!!!!!!!!!!
Jade
--
Yay Porkins!
Mathias Heffenshire
"Michael Ponte (Love Machine)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:UDce9.195220$_91.2...@rwcrnsc51.ops.asp.att.net...
> This is the moment you have all been waiting for folks! Your chance to
vote
> for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the nominees
are:
>
>
> [] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> [] Drake
> [] The Leader
> [] R5 P1
> [] Chuck Babbagge
> [] Steve
>
> All ballots will be collected on September 9th. Place your votes by then.
> Winner will be announced on the 10th.
>
>
>
> --
> Michael Ponte: The Jalapeno and Onion Bagel of Love
> super...@attbi.com
>
>
> You WILL vote for Ponte........
Aye Jade, we vote for thee. There be 16 of us here in the Heffenshire clan
and only one computer. So I've marked it with the 16 xs I do proclaim that
these votes count for myself, my goody wife and the Heffenshire children of
my good household:
Gilda Heffenshire (Wife)
Tobias Heffenshire
Jeremiah Heffenshire
Eve Heffenshire
Shemash Heffenshire
Jacob Heffenshire
Elizabeth Ann Heffenshire
Mary Suzanne Ruth Colioptora Heffenshire
Tupac Heffenshire
Macaronus Chez Heffenshire
Bartholomew Masterson Heffenshire Esquire
Mary Louise Heffenshire
Hillshire Heffenshire
Heinz Hunts Delmonte Heffenshire
Bill Heffenshire
Duly signed on this date by Mathias Heffenshire of the family Heffenshire.
Pious Space Amish of RASSM planet.
Mathias
Rainbow Heron
>> >> >> But I already voted for Stinky Cheese Man!
>> >> >
>> >> >WooHoo!!! Go Stinky Cheese Man!!
>> >> >
>> >> >C'Pi
>> >> >By the way, did you ever read Sith War VII?
>> >>
>> >> Just that one story.
>> >
>> >Which story? I was wondering if you ever read what happened to Stinky
>> >Cheese Man in Sith War VII.
>>
>> I read the one that was the Gingerbread Man parody (ergo "Stinky
>> Cheese Man").
>>
>> <goes back thru archives>
>>
>> Yeah all 3 of those...actually I did read thru some of Sith War VII. I
>> just don't remember it too well.
>
>I was thinking about this one that showed the ultimate fate of Stinky Cheese
>Man.
>
>http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&threadm=8sbgfc%24bri%40ne
>tnews.hinet.net&rnum=1&prev=/groups%3Fhl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DISO-8859-1%26q%
>3Dstinky%2Bcheese%2Bman%26meta%3Dgroup%253Drec.arts.sf.starwars.misc
>
>Holy crap that was a big url!!
Yep! Saw that one too! I actually went back thru the archives (I
downloaded all of the previous zipped archives about a year ago) and
found the stories. I miss that guy...
>> >That damn murdering bastard Skuzz!!!
>>
>> Still is according to his last personality change.
>
>A Skuzz never changes its stripes.
He'll paint 'em, but they're stil stripes.
>> >> <ng sig looms over RH with typo stick>
>> >>
>> >> But something tells me I should make good my lame threat and finish
>> >> reading the whole archives cover-to-cover...but then again, I have yet
>> >> to read beyond the first one at that rate. :-P
>> >>
>> >> -Rainbow Heron
>> >> (sig loves the name "Stinky Cheese Man")
>> >
>> >Don't we all. Don't we all.
>>
>> Sounds like a great Halloween costume too!
>
>With smell enhancers!!
And visible radiating smell effects!
>> >> That's probably why we voted for him. Besides, who doesn't like
>> >> cheese?
>> >
>> >I like Cheese a lot. Which sucks since hardly anyone eats cheese in
>> >Taiwan.
>> >Although they're starting to.
>>
>> Shall we send you some cheese?
>
>Yes, do.
How about some...cheddar?!
<Pokemon get a catapult and load a block of cheddar into it and aim it
towards Taiwan>
<everyone yells:>"One ton of cheddar heading towards Taiwan!!!!"
<catapults cheddar>
> No swiss though. I don't like swiss.
Ok no Swiss then. <takes the army knife out of the next block of
cheese>
>> -Rainbow Heron
>> (sig wonders if they should make C'Pi wear a mouse costume and beg for
>> it for just give him the stinking cheese)
>>
>> If he wants the stinking cheese then let him have it.
>
>*put's on mouse costume*
<hopes Muuurgh isn't around>
>Give me the stinking cheese, damnit!!
My name's not dammit, but I think your block of cheddar is over Italy
by now.
>C'Pi
>I'm not a cute mouse.
Thank goodness you're not a rat.
-Rainbow Heron
(sig hates mousetraps)
Cute mouse ears tho!
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Rainbow Heron
>This is the moment you have all been waiting for folks! Your chance to vote
>for RASSM's supreme leader! Based on the ballots received the nominees are:
>
>
>[] Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
>[] Drake
>[] Jade
>[] The Leader
>[] R5 P1
>[] Chuck Babbagge
>[] Steve
>[X] Stinky Cheese Man
Alice and the Pokemon insist!
We always write-in our own ballots, even if we *do* like someone on
the list. That's how we work and we insist on keeping up with that
tradition!
-Rainbow Heron
(sig doesn't have a cyst)
Wrong spelling and you ain't voting sig.
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Peter Hanely
--
The Jedi Hacker
"Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."
Mathias Heffenshire
"Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
news:3D7C6E61...@nospam.calweb.com...
How dare you sling such mud, young simp! I thought we would run a clean and
positive election. Clearly some of us cannot stay the honorable path!
Jade
--
Your larceny will be your undoing!
Corn Flake
"Mathias Heffenshire" <ga...@indiana.com> wrote in message
news:bt5f9.509$ck2....@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net...
> --
> Your larceny will be your undoing!
>
>
Eh...thank you for sticking up for me Mathias! I agree with every word you
have said.
Indeed the Hacker is a moral amoeba.
Jade
--
It is good to have friends such as yourself.
Peter Hanely
And you, disloyal opposition, have the ethics of swine. And that's an
insult to the swine.
I stand by the record on my ethics.
Corn Flake
I insult swine regularly before I eat them.
> I stand by the record on my ethics.
>
Oh, so you stand by the record of your ethics? Well, I demand that you prove
your accusations or we shall meet on the field of honor, young halfling.
I dare say you stand by the record of your meth amphetamines.
> --
> The Jedi Hacker
> "Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."
>
You can't even spell your own goals.
Jade
--
Unsavory character.
Peter Hanely
> "Peter Hanely" <han...@nospam.calweb.com> wrote in message
> news:3D7C827A...@nospam.calweb.com...
>>
>>insult to the swine.
>>
>
>
> I insult swine regularly before I eat them.
>
>
>>I stand by the record on my ethics.
>>
>
>
> Oh, so you stand by the record of your ethics? Well, I demand that you prove
> your accusations or we shall meet on the field of honor, young halfling.
What about the non-existant people voting for you? Not that you've got
the intelegence to tell, sitting on you brain regularly.
>
> I dare say you stand by the record of your meth amphetamines.
The drunkard knows not of what it babbles. Sobriety all the way.
>
>
>>--
>>The Jedi Hacker
>>"Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."
>>
> You can't even spell your own goals.
It says exaptly what I mean it to say.
>
> Jade
> --
> Unsavory character.
>
> --
The Jedi Hacker
"Strike me down and I'll become more powerfull than you can imagine."
A lone voice of decency.
C'Pi
> On Mon, 9 Sep 2002 14:23:12 +0800, "C'Pi" <jas...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> Shall we send you some cheese?
> >
> >Yes, do.
>
> How about some...cheddar?!
>
> <Pokemon get a catapult and load a block of cheddar into it and aim it
> towards Taiwan>
>
> <everyone yells:>"One ton of cheddar heading towards Taiwan!!!!"
>
> <catapults cheddar>
Where is it? I don't see it.
KAPLOP!!!
*C'Pi gets buried in one ton block of cheddar*