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Ted 3000

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Feb 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/18/98
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10. Lukes pants in the beginning of ANH
9. Vader's Pants
8. Leia's Pants on Endor
7. Tarkin's Pants
6. Tie Fighter Pilot's pants
5. Bossk's Pants
4. Biggs' Pants
3. Han's Pants in ESB
2. Stomtrooper pants
1. The pants of Ackbar!


Ted 3000, Usenet Funkmaster!
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CCS

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Feb 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/18/98
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Ted 3000 wrote:
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> 10. Lukes pants in the beginning of ANH
> 9. Vader's Pants
> 8. Leia's Pants on Endor
> 7. Tarkin's Pants
> 6. Tie Fighter Pilot's pants
> 5. Bossk's Pants
> 4. Biggs' Pants
> 3. Han's Pants in ESB
> 2. Stomtrooper pants
> 1. The pants of Ackbar!

Hang on, who's pants are we missing here? LOBOT'S PANTS!

-- Chief Crazy Shoes ICQ #2152612
Official RASSM Nobody I brake for Lobot

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Should you want to email me, I'm sure you
can guess what to remove...

Mith'raw'nuruodo

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Feb 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/18/98
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Ted 3000 wrote:

> 10. Lukes pants in the beginning of ANH
> 9. Vader's Pants
> 8. Leia's Pants on Endor
> 7. Tarkin's Pants
> 6. Tie Fighter Pilot's pants
> 5. Bossk's Pants
> 4. Biggs' Pants
> 3. Han's Pants in ESB
> 2. Stomtrooper pants
> 1. The pants of Ackbar!
>

> Ted 3000, Usenet Funkmaster!
> Leader of The Lobot Fan Base
> "Get off my back!!!" -Chuck Heston
> http://members.aol.com/ted3000/robotx.html

Gonk doesn't need pants, he knows the human body is a thing of beauty. IMHO
it doesn't get much 'funkier' than that.

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s1620

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Feb 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/18/98
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In article <19980218011...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
ted...@aol.com says...

>
>10. Lukes pants in the beginning of ANH
>9. Vader's Pants
>8. Leia's Pants on Endor
>7. Tarkin's Pants
>6. Tie Fighter Pilot's pants
>5. Bossk's Pants
>4. Biggs' Pants
>3. Han's Pants in ESB
>2. Stomtrooper pants
>1. The pants of Ackbar!
>
>
> Ted 3000, Usenet
>Funkmaster!

Ted! How could you leave out Lobot? Everyone knows he has the funkiest
threads in the Star Wars universe.

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Gerthein Boersma

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Feb 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/18/98
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Et tu, s1620?

>Ted! How could you leave out Lobot? Everyone knows he has the funkiest
>threads in the Star Wars universe.

My guess is that not putting Lobot at No. 1 was a subtle troll and you and
CCS fell for it. Of course, it's too subtle for me to be sure... ;)


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Scott Sargent

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Feb 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/18/98
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11. Leia's lack of pants in Jabba's Palace. (grin)


Scott
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usher

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Feb 19, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/19/98
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fakea...@nowhere.net (s1620)? It is you! It is you!!

>Ted! How could you leave out Lobot? Everyone knows he has the funkiest
>threads in the Star Wars universe.

Maybe he should wash them occasionally so they wouldn't be so funky.

Maybe he just needs new pants.

usher
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usher

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Feb 19, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/19/98
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CCS <schi...@remove.ihug.co.nz>? It is you! It is you!!

>Hang on, who's pants are we missing here? LOBOT'S PANTS!

"Excuse me, sir, but do you realize you're not wearing any pants?"

CCS

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Feb 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/20/98
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usher wrote:
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> CCS <schi...@remove.ihug.co.nz>? It is you! It is you!!
>
> >Hang on, who's pants are we missing here? LOBOT'S PANTS!
>
> "Excuse me, sir, but do you realize you're not wearing any pants?"

???

CCS

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Feb 20, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/20/98
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Gerthein Boersma wrote:
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> Et tu, s1620?

>
> >Ted! How could you leave out Lobot? Everyone knows he has the funkiest
> >threads in the Star Wars universe.
>
> My guess is that not putting Lobot at No. 1 was a subtle troll and you and
> CCS fell for it. Of course, it's too subtle for me to be sure... ;)

Bah.

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