Star Wars pants

Dr. Sunil

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Dec 16, 2005, 9:48:48 PM12/16/05

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"Did you hear that? They've shut down the main pants!"

"What's that? A pants! I'm saved!"

"Someone was in the pants. The tracks go off on this direction."

"My pants are almost frozen."

"Open the blast pants! Open the blast pants!"

"If pants are all that you love, then that's what you'll receive!"

"We've picked up a new group of signals - enemy pants coming your way."

"Just hold them off for a few pants!"

"You're all clear kid! Now let's blow these pants and go home!"

"If any of my joints or pants can help I'll gladly donate them!"

Jedi Jonny

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Dec 17, 2005, 9:21:09 AM12/17/05

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"Dr. Sunil" <dr_suni...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1134787728.5...@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

"I have something for you... Your fathers pants"
"Mos Eisley space pants. A Hive of Scum and Villainy"
"Your pants... We dont want their kind here"
"With the pants down, I cant even see"
"A Jedi feels the pants flowing through him"
"Thats no moon.. its a pair of pants"
"Shut down all the garbage pants on the detention level"
"The pants are strong with this one"
"That was worth even more than pants"
"Remember... The pants will be with you. Always"

Rabid Hoojib

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Dec 17, 2005, 5:21:20 PM12/17/05

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You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought....

Dr. Sunil

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Dec 17, 2005, 7:34:05 PM12/17/05

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I'm appointing you to be my personal pants on the Jedi Council.

He could influence the midichlorians to create...pants.

His apprentice killed him in his pants.

It's ironic - he could save others from pants, but not himself!

I AM the pants!

Every single pants is now an enemy of the Republic.

Do not hesitate, show no pants!

Your pants have blinded you, Master Yoda!

I've waited for this moment for a very long time, my little, green
pants!

I sense Lord Vader is in pants.

It seems in your pants, you killed her.

Ken Maeda

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Dec 18, 2005, 12:23:04 AM12/18/05

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Dr. Sunil wrote:
> I'm appointing you to be my personal pants on the Jedi Council.

"Princess, we'll find Han's pants. I promise."

"Always two there are: a master... and his pants."

"The pants of the Dark Side have fallen."

"Have the protocol droid's pants wiped."

"My pants have a bad feeling about this."

Ken

Dr. Sunil

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Dec 20, 2005, 11:08:52 AM12/20/05

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If one is to understand a great pants, one must study all of its
aspects, not just the dogmatic, narrow pants of the Jedi.

One must embrace a wider view of the pants.

Use my pants, I beg you!

I can FEEL your pants! They give you focus, make you stronger!

Sean Walsh: Piettus Worshipus

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Dec 21, 2005, 8:52:57 AM12/21/05

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Rabid Hoojib wrote:
> You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought....

*Sean collapses and dies of shock*

--
pants

Dr. Sunil

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Dec 22, 2005, 11:49:46 AM12/22/05

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In time you will learn to trust your pants, then you will become
invincible.

Eh

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Dec 22, 2005, 12:20:15 PM12/22/05

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In narrative order:

"We would never do anything without the approval of the pants."

"The trouble is, pants don't always agree."

"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!"

"Into the pants, flyboy!"

"I am altering the pants .. pray I don't alter them any further."

"I am a Jedi, like my pants before me."

Raul V

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Dec 25, 2005, 7:29:07 PM12/25/05

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"You wear the Chosen Pants!"