[SITH WAR 2002]: Running Interference
Policraticus: The Real McEwok
Ponte's Death Star. If his earlier ignominities hadn't been enough,
Ponte had dressed him in a white Princess Leia dress, and superglued a
pair of cinammon buns to his ears.
It was all getting a bit too much.
Suddenly, there was the sound of blaster-fire in the detention-block,
and the cell-door shot open. A really short stormtrooper stood there,
a smoking carbine in one hand.
No, Walsh corrected himself. A *really* short stormtrooper.
"Aren't you, uh... a little short for a stormtrooper?" Walsh asked,
almost inevitably.
"I'm Like Skywalker!" the short stormtrooper exclaimed. "I'm here to
rescue you!"
Walsh blinked, and looked again. Skywalker was a short-arse, but he
wasn't *that* small. Surely?
"Pardon?"
"Okay," the midget shrugged, whipping off it's helmet to reveal the
familiar features of Herve Villechaize. "I lied. But I am here to
rescue you! I'm here with Admiral Piett!"
"You're here with Admiral Piett?" Walsh echoed, and blinked again.
"Where is he?"
"Come on!" the pint-sized pseudo-stormtrooper said.
Walsh didn't need to be told twice.
***
Summary:
The idea of Walsh in drag *really* disturbed me...
Pol'
C'Pi
"Policraticus: The Real McEwok" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> ***
>
> Summary:
> The idea of Walsh in drag *really* disturbed me...
Really? I found it strangely...alluring.
C'Pi
It made me tingle.
Drake
"Policraticus: The Real McEwok" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Lightweight. ;)
Drake
Fine then, I guess I'll just have to put on a dress then,
maybe a Slave Leia outfit. *everyone imagine Roseanne
wearing a Slave Leia outfit*
Princess Buttercup's Flying Castle of Mayhem
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ROTFLMAO.
So you have read those stories too, eh.
>
> ***
>
> Summary:
> The idea of Walsh in drag *really* disturbed me...
Not as disturbing as seeing him in real life.
PB
Michael Ponte (Love Machine)
"Policraticus: The Real McEwok" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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oh my god... you people actually read that shit....
--
Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
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President of the International Society of Gold Leader Enthusiasts (ISGLE)
Veteran of Celebration I and II
"Only about 10 percent of movies made every year are any good. Ninety
percent are just plain shit. And today it seems we're standing in the middle
of the shit." - George Lucas
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Sean Walsh
Good lord..............now there are **2** confirmed readers of Quantum Piett!!!
> >
> > ***
> >
> > Summary:
> > The idea of Walsh in drag *really* disturbed me...
>
> Not as disturbing as seeing him in real life.
Hmmm, if I was disturbing, that must make Ponte God damn terrifying... :)
Sean
:)
Sean Walsh
That makes 2 of us (me being the other).
Bless your heart, Pol...for saving me from this insanity and for being
the one who introduced Herve and Piett into this. *Now* the Sith War
is crazy.
Sean
:)
Peter Hanely
> "Policraticus: The Real McEwok" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>Summary:
>>The idea of Walsh in drag *really* disturbed me...
>>
>>Pol'
>
>
> Lightweight. ;)
>
> Drake
> Fine then, I guess I'll just have to put on a dress then,
> maybe a Slave Leia outfit. *everyone imagine Roseanne
> wearing a Slave Leia outfit*
>
>
--
The Jedi Hacker
"A Jedi uses the code for queries and filters, never for cracks."
Policraticus: The Real McEwok
I'm not going to say anything that might be misconstrued...
> Bless your heart, Pol...for saving me from this insanity and for being
> the one who introduced Herve and Piett into this. *Now* the Sith War
> is crazy.
Your ball...
> Sean
> :)
;¬)
Pol'
Michael Ponte (Love Machine)
"Policraticus: The Real McEwok" <policr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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I've been trying to get Sean involved for a few weeks. He'd be great in a
Sith War. But he refuses....
Spawn of Porkins
"Michael Ponte (Love Machine)" <super...@attbi.com> wrote in message
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Brute force is the only way then. Besides I need a love interest for this
war...Sean would be kinda sexy in a Tina Turner or Ike Turner getup.
> --
> Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> super...@attbi.com
>
Jade
--
Ike was misunderstood.
Michael Ponte (Love Machine)
> > I've been trying to get Sean involved for a few weeks. He'd be great in
a
> > Sith War. But he refuses....
> >
>
> Brute force is the only way then. Besides I need a love interest for this
> war...Sean would be kinda sexy in a Tina Turner or Ike Turner getup.
>
> > --
> > Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> > super...@attbi.com
> >
>
>
> Jade
> --
> Ike was misunderstood.
>
Tina Turner, it's gotta be Tina...He has great legs.... ;)
--
Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
super...@attbi.com
And no, Ike wasn't misunderstood. Everyone got the message really well....
President of the International Society of Gold Leader Enthusiasts (ISGLE)
Veteran of Celebration I and II
"Only about 10 percent of movies made every year are any good. Ninety
percent are just plain shit. And today it seems we're standing in the middle
of the shit." - George Lucas
Visit Quantum Piett: http://www.geocities.com/quantumpiett/
And Ponte Central for pictures of Sean Walsh naked holding a sutffed bunny
rabbit...: http://www.geocities.com/pontecentral/
mostly harmless
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>
> Lightweight. ;)
>
> Drake
> Fine then, I guess I'll just have to put on a dress then,
> maybe a Slave Leia outfit. *everyone imagine Roseanne
> wearing a Slave Leia outfit*
I need to imagine... you mean that *wasnt* her dancing in Jabba Palace?
Sean Walsh
> > >
> > > I've been trying to get Sean involved for a few weeks. He'd be great
in
> a
> > > Sith War. But he refuses....
> > >
> >
> > Brute force is the only way then. Besides I need a love interest for
this
> > war...Sean would be kinda sexy in a Tina Turner or Ike Turner getup.
> >
> > > --
> > > Michael Ponte: The Love Machine
> > > super...@attbi.com
> > >
> >
> >
> > Jade
> > --
> > Ike was misunderstood.
> >
>
> Tina Turner, it's gotta be Tina...He has great legs.... ;)
Must.........puke.........now.....
Sean,
BLEARGH!!!!
:)
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Drake
"mostly harmless" <tul...@OBVIOUSmindless.com> wrote in message
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Nah, that one was too attractive to be her. Think more along the lines of
it being Jabba.
Drake
If I do end up dressed as Slave Leia in this Sith War I might just take a
picture of myself dressed like that and make you ALL see it.
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