James A
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James A. Martin
jama...@dingoblue.net.au
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The crowd took a few steps back. Oats was clearly
a dangerous man to be around.
"Would you go out alone on a night like this?" he
said.
The voice at the back said '"Depends if i knew where
Granny Weatherwax was".
"Carpe Jugulum"
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It was to be a graphic novel between DE and DE2 that would've introduced Kam
Solusar and shown his transformation to the Light Side, Luke meeting him, and
all that good stuff that wasn't very well explained in DE2. A very abridged
(and probably twisted beyond recognition from the original idea) version of
that encounter appears in the Audio Dramatization of DE2 (at least it's on the
Col. Ed. CD set version), right before the main bulk of the DE2 story begins.
--Nathan Butler (jkth...@aol.com)
Star Wars Timeline Author
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You're right about the twisting comment -- the info on the DE2 audio
dramatization bears little resemblance to the text of Lightsider. I
think the author of the dramatization did a great job of trying to
fill in the holes based on the hints given in DE2, but in fact
Lightsider (which I'm privileged to have read) is far different than
what actually happens in Lightsider.
Sincerely,
Rich Handley (Card...@NO-SPAMunix.asb.com)
so - any idea why it wasn't published - and is there any chance that
we might actually see it from DH some day?
Hunh? I'll assume that's some kind of typo. . .
Where did you read Lightsider; was it online?
Mark
"I don't suffer from insanity; I revel in it!"
It was Randy who said he'd read it, so most likely he read it at work, or in
some work-related fashion.
(And, Rich . . . damn you for such access! ::smirk::)
I thought you were talking about his Libido... and wondering how you
discovered that.. =)
> < << Çheetah! >> >
>Hunh? I'll assume that's some kind of typo. . .
Actually, nope. :)
>Where did you read Lightsider; was it online?
I was a technical advisor on it for Tom Veitch.
Sincerely,
Rich Handley (Card...@NO-SPAMunix.asb.com)
Randy? How'd he get it? I'm curious because Tom was VERY specific
about who he gave copies to.
>(And, Rich . . . damn you for such access! ::smirk::)
{heh heh heh.....}
Sincerely,
Rich Handley (Card...@NO-SPAMunix.asb.com)
Ack! ::bangs head on wall::
That was supposed to say "Rich" or "Handly," and it somehow came out "Randy."
That's what I get for working on Prelude to Hope so much this week--constant,
ever-escalating brain farts.
>"Mark A. Brown" <ma...@kos.net> wrote:
>>Rich Handley wrote in message ...
>>*SNIP*
>>>Lightsider (which I'm privileged to have read) is far different than
>>>what actually happens in Lightsider.
>
>>Hunh? I'll assume that's some kind of typo. . .
>
>Actually, nope. :)
>
>>Where did you read Lightsider; was it online?
>
>I was a technical advisor on it for Tom Veitch.
>
do you mind if I say you lucky b*stard ;)
> "I thought you were talking about his Libido... and wondering how you
> discovered that.. "--Cheetah
> Ah, you didn't want me encroaching on your territory, huh?
> ::smirk::
No, no, no.. Rich isn't *my* bitch... He be Kallas' tumble-wookiee,
ya' know, so don't let b'rer Kallas find out about you.. you just don't
wanna get caught anywhere near there!
(And, if you do - you'll catch more hell than you ever would have caught
playing hooky with the new droids... better watch `yer aft deflectors
there, farmboy...)
=)
> 8========##<^>##========8
>>>>------> {Çheetah}
> 8========##<^>##========8
DCLXVI: Roman numeral of the Beast..
> 1010011010: Binary number of the Beast..
666.0000: Number of the High Precision Beast..
> 0.666: Number of the milliBeast..
/ 666: the Beast Common Denominator..
> 666 * SQR(-1): Imaginary number of the Beast..
666 F: Oven temperature for roast Beast..
> 660: Approximate number of the Beast..
> 667: Neighbor of the Beast..
> 333: The Beast's half-pint brother...
> 999: Number of the transexual Beast..
1-666: Area code of the Beast..
> 00666: Zip code of the Beast..
Lotus 6-6-6: Spreadsheet of the Beast..
> Word 6.66: Word processor of the Beast..
i66686: CPU of the Beast..
> $665.95: Retail price of the Beast
> $699.25: Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
> $769.95: Price of the Beast with accessories & replacement soul
> $656.66: WalMart price of the Beast
> $646.66: Next week's WalMart price of the Beast
666i: BMW of the Beast..
> Phillips 666: Gasoline of the Beast..
Route 666: Path of the Beast.. (Highway to Hell)
> 666k: Retirement plan of the Beast..
666mg: Recommended minimum daily requirement of Beast..
> DSM-666 (revised): Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast...
"66.. uhhh, what was that number again?": Number of the blonde Beast..
> 1-976-666-0666 * Live Beasts! * One-on-one pacts! * Call Now!
> ($6.66/minute, all callers must be 18 years of age or older!)
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshippers who accidently sold
their souls to Santa?
> End of signature file.. stop reading!
Ah, you didn't want me encroaching on your territory, huh?
::smirk::
--Nathan Butler (jkth...@aol.com)
Sure, go right ahead. I tell myself that often, in fact. :) :)
Incidentally, I ALMOST ended up hosting Lightsider on the web a couple
of years back, but Tom's lawyers ultimately advised him against it.
Then, last year, I did a column for Topps about "SW comics that almost
were" and did a long interview with Tom about the story details...
only to have most of them edited out of the final article -- assumedly
for the same legal reasons. <<sigh>>
Sincerely,
Rich Handley (Card...@NO-SPAMunix.asb.com)
Aha! But wait, I am safe.
::whips out metal apparatus and puts it on::
Ta-da! The sodomigo!
::cackles in Bob and Tom morning show glee::
Assumedly?
"I don't think we can just make up our own words."--Josh Lyman, The West Wing
>James A Martin <jama...@dingoblue.net.au> wrote:
>>>"Mark A. Brown" <ma...@kos.net> wrote:
>>>>Rich Handley wrote in message ...
>>>>*SNIP*
>>>>>Lightsider (which I'm privileged to have read) is far different than
>>>>>what actually happens in Lightsider.
>>>>Hunh? I'll assume that's some kind of typo. . .
>>>Actually, nope. :)
>>>>Where did you read Lightsider; was it online?
>>>I was a technical advisor on it for Tom Veitch.
>>do you mind if I say you lucky b*stard ;)
>
>Sure, go right ahead. I tell myself that often, in fact. :) :)
>Incidentally, I ALMOST ended up hosting Lightsider on the web a couple
>of years back, but Tom's lawyers ultimately advised him against it.
>Then, last year, I did a column for Topps about "SW comics that almost
>were" and did a long interview with Tom about the story details...
>only to have most of them edited out of the final article -- assumedly
>for the same legal reasons. <<sigh>>
>
one would think that there was some conspiracy from LFL to make sure
Lighsider never sees the light of day :( Real sad to those who kind
of hoped it would enable more sense to be made of DE2 and Empire's End
:(
<Robin Williams mode>
Whoooooaaa! *down*, Mr. Happy!
</Robin Williams mode>
Well, if *that* can't bring a `lil more spice to Rich's libido, then we
might as well write him off..
(Perhaps we can talk Ann Crispin into killing him off within her next
Star Trek novel, Just imagine.. `Starfleet Adjutant Rich Handley -
sentenced to death.. Death by Tribble, that is!)
> 8========##<^>##========8
>>>>------> {Çheetah}
> 8========##<^>##========8
Q on acid. think about it...
> Beware the Vulcan butt pinch.
Klingon Safe Sex: NO BLADED WEAPONS!
> "Beam me up Scotty! She says she's... pregnant!"
"..*VERY* funny, Scotty... Now beam down my clothes!"
> "Bones! That! feels! wonderful!" "It's head, Jim."
"I believe the appropriate response is `Yowsa.'" --Data
> "Dammit Bones, spare me the lecture and give me the shot!"
"Cap'n! Mr. Scott is smoking all of the Dilithium crystals again!"
> "..But boys will be boys.."
> {Beverly, while wiping semen from Troi's face}
LOL! :)
Sincerely,
Rich Handley (Card...@NO-SPAMunix.asb.com)
Nathan Butler wrote:
> " assumedly
> for the same legal reasons. <<sigh>>"--Rich
>
> Assumedly?
Why not? It's a perfectly cromulent word.
10 points to the first person to get this =)
John D.
--
"Hoc qui sumus est."
On an unrelated (we all hope) note, "randy" was also a cheat for the
original Star Wars: Dark Forces game that supercharged and fully loaded all
weapons. ;)
I think so.. I know I've had many successful runs while being in Randy
Mode, so if it worked for me, then it should work if & when I ever play
that game.. =)
Hmmmm.... might that be a Pogo reference? :)
Sincerely,
Rich Handley (Card...@NO-SPAMunix.asb.com)
I wouldn't say it's a conspiracy, per se -- it's more a case of both
sides aer trying to protect themselves from a legal standpoint, and so
neither is willing to risk trouble by making the story details public.
Sincerely,
Rich Handley (Card...@NO-SPAMunix.asb.com)
Dimond wrote:
> No, Its from The Simpsons, that episode where Lisa exposes the
> town's founder to be a pirate. Springfieldians also use the word
> "embiggens."
>
> Dimond, Lady of Saibrenn
> Who likes trivia
Bingo! You win =)
Yay! *skipping about* Now I do the happy dance of joy!!
Dimond, Lady of Saibrenn
Who is hoping nobody watches her dance of joy.
Just helpin' out with the sound effects:
di di di di DI-di da di di di hey (hey) hey (hey) he-e-e-ey! Ha!
10 points to the first person to say what TV show THIS is from!
Dimond wrote:
> > Bingo! You win =)
> >
> > John D.
> >
>
> Yay! *skipping about* Now I do the happy dance of joy!!
>
> Dimond, Lady of Saibrenn
> Who is hoping nobody watches her dance of joy.
Gotta love "Perfect Strangers" =)
DAMNIT!!!
"Come On You Sons Of Bitches! Do You Want To Live Forever!"
-US Marine Sgt. Dan Daly, June 6, 1918
On Mon, 6 Dec 1999, Mark A. Brown wrote:
> Dimond wrote in message <384C0091...@mail.graceu.edu>...
> >> Bingo! You win =)
> >> John D.
> > Yay! *skipping about* Now I do the happy dance of joy!!
>
>
> Just helpin' out with the sound effects:
>
> di di di di DI-di da di di di hey (hey) hey (hey) he-e-e-ey! Ha!
>
> 10 points to the first person to say what TV show THIS is from!
>
*SNIP*
Nope, Perfect Strangers, one of my favourite eighties shows.
Mark
"Always explaining, never explained."