The special effects were very good, but unbelievable. The cataclysms were
unsurvivable. And we kept getting people introduced so they could be wiped
out.
And if the sea is up to the top of Everest, the world is in a certain
amount of trouble.
--
Edward McArdle
Keep it under wraps. Omit all mention of the upcoming supercatastrophe
to avoid worry.
And put all eggs in one basket: freaking arks are built in Tibet (which
is refered to simply as China throughout the whole movie.) That is the
deal --- that is all there is. No side projects, no space involvement.
The Himalayas are to be flooded and the arks sail for about a month
before the water recede from South Africa. And all survivors are to
colonize South Africa? What da fook ---- will the super rich be
permitted to do stuff like buy the Pacific Coast of North America as a
vacation abode. (Hell of a big lawn, alas.)
Christ on a crutch, there are unused shipyards from the Gulf of Mexico
to the Baltic and not one boat can be built or fixed to carry some of
the refugees of a world soon to be dunked in the ocean? Somehow, it is
thought better to do absolutely nothing but build a dozen arks atop the
Himalayas.
Also unanswered is how the people all know that the world will magically
become habitable again in the two weeks after everybody dies. That is as
bizarre as building an ark the size of a city and your design prevents
it from turning on any of its engines at all unless a hydrological
chamber the size of a stage in a high school auditorium is fully
functional. That end business is too stupid and silly even to be
tolerated by an audience.
I think you are being unreasonably kind to the picture.
--
Edward McArdle
When the very basis of the "plot" can best be described as
pseudo-scientific garbage, any logic in the movie would be like the
proverbial lipstick on a pig.
It's an Emmerich. What did you expect? Not a good movie, did you?
I personally knew I wouldn't watch this before I am forced to when I
read the director's name.
Livia