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Ken from Chicago

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Nov 4, 2009, 6:10:21 AM11/4/09
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People have long feared 2012 would be The End Of The World, but now for a
cool $4.4 million you'll be able to partake of the one obvious way, the one
obvious location, the one obvious destination in which one can survive
TEOTW, that SF fans have known for decades--in space:

http://scifiwire.com/2009/11/you-can-book-a-44-million.php

-- Ken from Chicago

P.S. "Everything is cooler in space."--Ken from Chicago

P.P.S. Unfortunately it won't be ready in time to survive 2012 the movie.


AC

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Nov 4, 2009, 6:53:57 AM11/4/09
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"Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> People have long feared 2012 would be The End Of The World, but now for a
> cool $4.4 million you'll be able to partake of the one obvious way, the
> one obvious location, the one obvious destination in which one can survive
> TEOTW, that SF fans have known for decades--in space:
>
> http://scifiwire.com/2009/11/you-can-book-a-44-million.php
>
> -- Ken from Chicago

I would give it a severe miss. Its gonna be full of English football
players, and their ghastly wives.

AC

Michael Stemper

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Nov 4, 2009, 9:01:18 AM11/4/09
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In article <qXdIm.80203$fq2....@newsfe18.ams2>, "AC" <x...@xxx.xxx> writes:
>"Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote in message news:_IadnWBeyJGs_GzX...@giganews.com...

>> People have long feared 2012 would be The End Of The World, but now for a
>> cool $4.4 million you'll be able to partake of the one obvious way, the
>> one obvious location, the one obvious destination in which one can survive
>> TEOTW, that SF fans have known for decades--in space:
>>
>> http://scifiwire.com/2009/11/you-can-book-a-44-million.php

>I would give it a severe miss. Its gonna be full of English football

>players, and their ghastly wives.

... drinking bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel.

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A Watcher

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Nov 4, 2009, 10:42:57 AM11/4/09
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Ready by 2012? That doesn't seem likely.

AC

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Nov 4, 2009, 10:47:17 AM11/4/09
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"Michael Stemper" <mste...@walkabout.empros.com> wrote in message
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> In article <qXdIm.80203$fq2....@newsfe18.ams2>, "AC" <x...@xxx.xxx>
> writes:
>>"Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote in message
>>news:_IadnWBeyJGs_GzX...@giganews.com...
>
>>> People have long feared 2012 would be The End Of The World, but now for
>>> a
>>> cool $4.4 million you'll be able to partake of the one obvious way, the
>>> one obvious location, the one obvious destination in which one can
>>> survive
>>> TEOTW, that SF fans have known for decades--in space:
>>>
>>> http://scifiwire.com/2009/11/you-can-book-a-44-million.php
>
>>I would give it a severe miss. Its gonna be full of English football
>>players, and their ghastly wives.
>
> ... drinking bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel.
>

Probably, these days...........

AC

mimus

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Nov 4, 2009, 11:06:35 AM11/4/09
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On Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:42:57 -0800, A Watcher wrote:

> Ken from Chicago wrote:
>
>> People have long feared 2012 would be The End Of The World, but now for a
>> cool $4.4 million you'll be able to partake of the one obvious way, the one
>> obvious location, the one obvious destination in which one can survive
>> TEOTW, that SF fans have known for decades--in space:
>>
>> http://scifiwire.com/2009/11/you-can-book-a-44-million.php
>

> Ready by 2012? That doesn't seem likely.

So who's gonna sue?

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I assure you.

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Mike Ash

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Nov 4, 2009, 12:05:48 PM11/4/09
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In article <_IadnWBeyJGs_GzX...@giganews.com>,

"Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote:

> People have long feared 2012 would be The End Of The World, but now for a
> cool $4.4 million you'll be able to partake of the one obvious way, the one
> obvious location, the one obvious destination in which one can survive
> TEOTW, that SF fans have known for decades--in space:
>
> http://scifiwire.com/2009/11/you-can-book-a-44-million.php

I am a little confused. Does the $4.4 million include the "airfare", or
do you have to purchase that part separately?

--
Mike Ash
Radio Free Earth
Broadcasting from our climate-controlled studios deep inside the Moon

David E. Powell

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Nov 4, 2009, 12:54:25 PM11/4/09
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On Nov 4, 6:53 am, "AC" <x...@xxx.xxx> wrote:
> "Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1b_nos...@comcast.net> wrote in messagenews:_IadnWBeyJGs_GzX...@giganews.com...

>
> > People have long feared 2012 would be The End Of The World, but now for a
> > cool $4.4 million you'll be able to partake of the one obvious way, the
> > one obvious location, the one obvious destination in which one can survive
> > TEOTW, that SF fans have known for decades--in space:
>
> >http://scifiwire.com/2009/11/you-can-book-a-44-million.php
>
> > -- Ken from Chicago
>
> I would give it a severe miss. Its gonna be full of English football
> players, and their ghastly wives.
>
> AC

Convince all of them to go up there, then when 2012 doesn't happen, we
don't let them come back down until they put on a televised match up
there! (Zero gravity bicycle kick!)

Szymon Sokół

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Nov 4, 2009, 2:59:42 PM11/4/09
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On Wed, 4 Nov 2009 09:54:25 -0800 (PST), David E. Powell wrote:

> On Nov 4, 6:53 am, "AC" <x...@xxx.xxx> wrote:

[----]


>> I would give it a severe miss. Its gonna be full of English football
>> players, and their ghastly wives.
>

> Convince all of them to go up there, then when 2012 doesn't happen, we
> don't let them come back down

I think you wanted to end that sentence here - the remainder was utterly
unnecessary.


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VSim

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Nov 4, 2009, 3:22:26 PM11/4/09
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Ken from Chicago wrote:
> People have long feared 2012 would be The End Of The World, but now for a
> cool $4.4 million you'll be able to partake of the one obvious way, the one
> obvious location, the one obvious destination in which one can survive
> TEOTW, that SF fans have known for decades--in space:
>
> http://scifiwire.com/2009/11/you-can-book-a-44-million.php
>
> -- Ken from Chicago
>
> P.S. "Everything is cooler in space."--Ken from Chicago

:-))

I'm in.
What the hell are they going to do with my 4 million anyway, since the
world has ended ?

> P.P.S. Unfortunately it won't be ready in time to survive 2012 the movie.

Are you kidding ? That's the only thing they'll be showing up there.

Ken from Chicago

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Nov 5, 2009, 4:12:58 AM11/5/09
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"AC" <x...@xxx.xxx> wrote in message
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You misspelled billionnaires and government leaders.

-- Ken from Chicago


Ken from Chicago

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Nov 5, 2009, 4:28:39 AM11/5/09
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"Mike Ash" <mi...@mikeash.com> wrote in message
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If you have to ask then you probably can't afford it.

-- Ken from Chicago

P.S. And why would you care if you're REALLY in the Moon?


Mike Ash

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Nov 5, 2009, 7:36:42 AM11/5/09
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In article <f4CdnY-z9cpAB2_X...@giganews.com>,

"Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote:

> "Mike Ash" <mi...@mikeash.com> wrote in message
> news:mike-F8F903.1...@news.eternal-september.org...
> > In article <_IadnWBeyJGs_GzX...@giganews.com>,
> > "Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote:
> >
> >> People have long feared 2012 would be The End Of The World, but now for a
> >> cool $4.4 million you'll be able to partake of the one obvious way, the
> >> one
> >> obvious location, the one obvious destination in which one can survive
> >> TEOTW, that SF fans have known for decades--in space:
> >>
> >> http://scifiwire.com/2009/11/you-can-book-a-44-million.php
> >
> > I am a little confused. Does the $4.4 million include the "airfare", or
> > do you have to purchase that part separately?
> >
> > --
> > Mike Ash
> > Radio Free Earth
> > Broadcasting from our climate-controlled studios deep inside the Moon
>
> If you have to ask then you probably can't afford it.

I don't know about that. $4.4 million is a pretty small cost compared to
the typical price of getting to orbit. This is like booking a hotel room
for $100 and then asking if it includes airfare.

> P.S. And why would you care if you're REALLY in the Moon?

What makes you think being deep inside the Moon is any more exciting
than being deep inside the Earth, on a day-do-day basis?

Raymond Speer

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Nov 15, 2009, 9:36:57 AM11/15/09
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The space excursions are better than what was plotted in the 2012 movie.

The leadership of the world keep news of the impending destruction of
the world secret from their people, and the only thing they do is build
large arks atop the Tibetan mountains. When the ocean dunks the
tallest place on earth, the world leaders expect the salt water to
recede & then they colonize a planet wiped clean of the unimportant
people.

Of course, the gigantic ships are designed so that the failure of a
barrel size rotor to spin in a room that closes a door somehow is
enough to keep any engine from turning any propellor at anyplace on the
ship. Yeah, having the whole ark be utterly inert and unpowered for the
failure of a barrel sized rotor sure is helpful for the action and
suspense of the movie's last 2 reels.

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