What Surrealism Is.
Andrea Chen
>(which is primarily your doing) doesn't force people to confront reality, it
>forces them to confront or avoid arrogantly ignorant yet belligerent shadow
>forms masquerading as cow pies (like iv or rmaug)
Let us follow the history:
1) I warn you 3 that you vulnerable to what I call an "endless loop,"
tendency which any psyop who wanted to distract you from your mission.
2) This is denied. I decide to prove it.
3) I link you to rec.arts.prose with 2 (count them 2 posts) and the
resulting debate goes on for weeks without any intervention from me.
Then I jump in a little to analyze behaviors and warn you that unlike
you (who are furious), Robert and friends are having fun.
Related to this is the fact that you guys are so focused on your bad
guy/ good guy "paradigm" that you don't even notice that Mr. Robert (who
is a professional writer) and Mr. Flute to a lovely duet which goes on
for 7 or 8 posts.
4) Growing tired of your inability to stay on subject I intervene
actively (this was less than a week ago.) I can justify every crosspost
I made in terms of my surrealist project. A few have brought comments
from outsiders on the subject of surrealism. Your contact with aav has
resulted in your longest discourse on the subject in months. Yet now
you claim it's an asinine friend, though you and your friends didn't
mind posting hundreds and hundreds of post on such things as your
opionion of Mr. Robert's bottom.
It should be noted that since I started my campaign the nasty flames
have decreased.
THIS is *reality* It can confirmed by examining the newsgroup.
Your opinion is fog and vapor. The sort of thing you would like to be
true.
El Bosco De Los Throckitos
wrote:
;-)4) Growing tired of your inability to stay on subject I intervene
;-)actively (this was less than a week ago.) I can justify every crosspost
;-)I made in terms of my surrealist project. A few have brought comments
;-)from outsiders on the subject of surrealism. Your contact with aav has
;-)resulted in your longest discourse on the subject in months. Yet now
;-)you claim it's an asinine friend, though you and your friends didn't
;-)mind posting hundreds and hundreds of post on such things as your
;-)opionion of Mr. Robert's bottom.
;-)
Clearly this is evidence that the three headed monster of alt surrealism
is a bunch of outies wishing they had an innie. Consider the pink
submarine of Mr Roberts filled with not only able bodied seamen, but also
busty navy nurses. Now it would follow, logically, that the submarine
should be an angry purple color and be devoid of busty females and yet the
denizens of the surrealist project are speculating on the qualities of Mr.
Robert's bottom.
And yet the waggle their flaccid pink arguments at the hypothesis that
they are estranged from the true creative process as it is too messy and
visceral for them. Dipshits.
Surrealism is dead. Long live neosurrealism.
-EL
Andrea Chen
> Surrealism is dead. Long live neosurrealism.
>
Cool! This makes 3 schisms so far to our surrealist project(tm)
1) Neu Surrealism
2) Post Surrealism
3) Neosurrealism
4) Red Shoe Surrealism
(see count em 3!)
not to mention
5) Brandon/Barrett/Dale surrealism which multiplied with the rest
creates an unreal number.
We should start thinking about how to fluff out each of our surrealist
projects while encouraging everyone on the net to create their own.
Remember each project should have lots of imaginery people, an
impressive hierarchy and one or more world (or in my case universe)
saving missions. We should also be prepared to accuse each other of
unspeakable crimes.
Remember the goal of surrealism is to release the imagination and this
includes delusions of grandeur.
Harry Claude Cat
Andrea Chen <fallin...@earthlink.net> wrote:
:>> Surrealism is dead. Long live neosurrealism.
: Cool! This makes 3 schisms so far to our surrealist project(tm)
:
: 1) Neu Surrealism
: 2) Post Surrealism
: 3) Neosurrealism
: 4) Red Shoe Surrealism
: not to mention
:
: 5) Brandon/Barrett/Dale surrealism which multiplied with the rest
: creates an unreal number.
You forgot
6) Contemporary surrealism
Surrealism for the rest of us.
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Dale Houstman
Harry Claude Cat,
You forgot....
1 . Satori Surrealism
2. Sucatash Surrealism (big in the Midwest)
3. Heroin Chic Surrealism
4. Surly Surrealism (a speciality of the cadaver hounds)
5. Shirtless Surrealism (come to the beach...)
6. Skirtless Surrealism (...and bring your kid sister)
7. Surrealism with a Side Order of Baby Shrimp
8. Exxon Surrealism (Oily at Orly)
9. Gnu-Surrealism
10. Surrealism with a Fringe on the Top
11. Surrealism for Beginners
12. Surrealism -in-a-Bag
13. Surrealism-on-a-Stick
14. Frenchfried Surrealism
14. ParaSurrealism (as opposed to Paris Surrealism)
14. Ugly Tongue Surrealism
14. SewerRealism
14. Surrealism ala Glass Oranges
13. The "Best Years of Our Lives" Surrealism
12. Libertarian Surrealism
11. Answerealism
11. Ambulatory Surrealism
12. Surrealism-in-a-Basket
9. Melting Watch Surrealism
10. Watching Smelt Surrealism
10. Orrin Hatch Surrealism
10. Poserrealism
9. Beside-the-Pontillism Surrealism
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And many more: look in the B/D/B clique-book for a full list.
DMH
Asian Pirates
>
> >
> > Surrealism is dead. Long live neosurrealism.
> >
>
> Cool! This makes 3 schisms so far to our surrealist project(tm)
>
> 1) Neu Surrealism
> 2) Post Surrealism
> 3) Neosurrealism
> 4) Red Shoe Surrealism
>
>
> not to mention
>
> 5) Brandon/Barrett/Dale surrealism which multiplied with the rest
> creates an unreal number.
>
> projects while encouraging everyone on the net to create their own.
> Remember each project should have lots of imaginery people, an
> impressive hierarchy and one or more world (or in my case universe)
> saving missions. We should also be prepared to accuse each other of
> unspeakable crimes.
>
> Remember the goal of surrealism is to release the imagination and this
> includes delusions of grandeur.
You left out "Sansrealism", and "New Wave Bilderberg Surrealism".
The International Maritime Bureau, a division of the ICC Commercial
Crime Services, reports an upsurge of pirate attacks off the coast of
Somalia and in Brazilian ports.
At the same, the IMB is concerned about the constant nature of piracy
in Southeast Asian waters. Ships travelling to the affected region are
being advised to be particularly cautious when transiting the waters
between the South China Sea and the Java Sea. These pirates are using
relatively heavy weaponry (mortars and rocket-propelled grenades)
against vessels sailing in East African waters. The IMB advises vessels
to remain at least 50 nautical miles offshore when transiting the coastal
regions of Somalia. In recent incidents, the pirates off Somalia pretend
to be coast guards, there have even been such instances with corrupt
law enforcement officials. Their deception often begins with vocal
warnings through loudspeaker or radio, followed by attack with
automatic weaponry. It’s believed that some attacks are aimed at
gaining control of a ship in order to seize others, as the pirates' own
craft is usually too small and too slow to really be effective. Recently,
the pirates attacked a British registered racing yacht off the coast of
Somalia. The small pirate craft fired a mortar at the yacht in the Gulf of
Aden, and some of the pirates attempted to board the vessel.
Fortunately, the pirates quickly fled when a container ship and a
Canadian Navy vessel came to the yacht's rescue.
These recent piracy problems have been under the observation of the
United States, which is growing increasingly concerned about armed
gangs attacking vessels in the country's ports.
The International Maritime Bureau, a division of the ICC Commercial
Crime Services, reports an upsurge of pirate attacks off the coast of
Somalia and in Brazilian ports.
At the same, the IMB is concerned about the constant nature of piracy
in Southeast Asian waters. Ships travelling to the affected region are
being advised to be particularly cautious when transiting the waters
between the South China Sea and the Java Sea. These pirates are using
relatively heavy weaponry (mortars and rocket-propelled grenades)
against vessels sailing in East African waters. The IMB advises vessels
to remain at least 50 nautical miles offshore when transiting the coastal
regions of Somalia. In recent incidents, the pirates off Somalia pretend
to be coast guards, there have even been such instances with corrupt
law enforcement officials. Their deception often begins with vocal
warnings through loudspeaker or radio, followed by attack with
automatic weaponry. It’s believed that some attacks are aimed at
gaining control of a ship in order to seize others, as the pirates' own
craft is usually too small and too slow to really be effective. Recently,
the pirates attacked a British registered racing yacht off the coast of
Somalia. The small pirate craft fired a mortar at the yacht in the Gulf of
Aden, and some of the pirates attempted to board the vessel.
Fortunately, the pirates quickly fled when a container ship and a
Canadian Navy vessel came to the yacht's rescue.
These recent piracy problems have been under the observation of the
United States, which is growing increasingly concerned about armed
gangs attacking vessels in the country's ports.
El Bosco De Los Throckitos
wrote:
;-)
;-)
;-)Harry Claude Cat,
;-)
;-)
;-)You forgot....
;-)
;-)
;-)1 . Satori Surrealism
;-)2. Sucatash Surrealism (big in the Midwest)
;-)3. Heroin Chic Surrealism
;-)4. Surly Surrealism (a speciality of the cadaver hounds)
I'd like to subdivide this one into the following:
4a Surly Shirley Surrealism (and Laverne is getting testy too)
4b Surely Shirley You Aren't Calling Me Shirley Surrealism (Because
I'm getting pretty grouchy too, Marx my words)
4c DJ Surly Surl Surrealism (dedicated to the proposition that Breton got
a bad RAP from the white oppressors)
-EL
Leo Sgouros
El Bosco De Los Throckitos <er...@jetcity.com> wrote in message
news:3784362f....@news.jetcity.com...
1-really real surrealism
2- pseudo-surrealism in a bottle
3-surrealismm with a side of squirrel and a partridge in a fear tree
4-Max Von Sydow Planch gravitational surrealist(magnetic personalities)
5-Bobs surrealist drive through, existential floss for serrated teeth of
prehistoric puppy love.
6-Return of the surrealist
7 Seventh day surrealist coffer copper featuring a small shiny handle that
doean't do anything when you touch it, but it looks scary.
8-Grecian formula survivalist surrealist camp
Dale Houstman
El Bosco De Los Throckitos wrote:
>
> ;-)4. Surly Surrealism (a speciality of the cadaver hounds)
> I'd like to subdivide this one into the following:
>
> 4a Surly Shirley Surrealism (and Laverne is getting testy too)
You mean Tursis Laverne, the Cyprian pataphysician who combined
aspects of soccer and stagecraft into a new science of Tsursology, the
study of himself?
> 4b Surely Shirley You Aren't Calling Me Shirley Surrealism (Because
> I'm getting pretty grouchy too, Marx my words)
The motto: "If communism is dead, capitalism is undead"
> 4c DJ Surly Surl Surrealism (dedicated to the proposition that Breton got
> a bad RAP from the white oppressors)
"They who put Breton down, ain't done picked him up!"
DMH
Andrea Chen
there's out and produce manifestos and show that this is real
surrealism(tm) and all others are false.