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Checkmate, DoW #1

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Jan 1, 2016, 4:12:31 PM1/1/16
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Remember that "End of the year ko0k vote" the exiled, incompetent ex-
FNVW Gary Burnore promised us he was going to attempt to hold? Seems
that I spanked him out of AUK so severely, that he decided not to
embarrass himself any further. I'm sure that that will only break a
couple of hearts... those of the gay poetry-writing sycophantic cello
player PJR, and Cujo the little yapping lap puppy.

This will serve as Fakey's invitation to implement another whiny
screedfest assuring us that it was HE who accomplished Gary's complete
and total humiliating spankage from AUK.

Get busy, Fakey. You may post your whiny lie-filled screed here:
(and don't leave out any of your butthurt)












































Feel free to take more room, if you feel the need...

--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1
Official AUK Award Giver-Outer
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

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Jan 1, 2016, 5:20:20 PM1/1/16
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On Fri, 1 Jan 2016 13:12:29 -0800, "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic...@The.Edge> wrote:
>
>Remember that "End of the year ko0k vote" the exiled, incompetent ex-
>FNVW Gary Burnore promised us he was going to attempt to hold? Seems
>that I spanked him out of AUK so severely, that he decided not to
>embarrass himself any further. I'm sure that that will only break a
>couple of hearts... those of the gay poetry-writing sycophantic cello
>player PJR, and Cujo the little yapping lap puppy.
>
>This will serve as Fakey's invitation to implement another whiny
>screedfest assuring us that it was HE who accomplished Gary's complete
>and total humiliating spankage from AUK.
>
>Get busy, Fakey. You may post your whiny lie-filled screed here:
>(and don't leave out any of your butthurt)

Boy are you ever asking for a good computer hacking
with possible wiping of your hard drive.

Have you learned nothing from what happened to poor,
hapless, Sn!pe? If you were wise, you'd do like I
do once in a while - give the esteemed FNVWe the
reach around from time to time.




--
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

"It is my erudite opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the ignorant or
the thin-skinned."

Skeeter

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Jan 1, 2016, 5:50:19 PM1/1/16
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On Fri, 01 Jan 2016 17:20:15 -0500, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
<greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote:

>On Fri, 1 Jan 2016 13:12:29 -0800, "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic...@The.Edge> wrote:
>>
>>Remember that "End of the year ko0k vote" the exiled, incompetent ex-
>>FNVW Gary Burnore promised us he was going to attempt to hold? Seems
>>that I spanked him out of AUK so severely, that he decided not to
>>embarrass himself any further. I'm sure that that will only break a
>>couple of hearts... those of the gay poetry-writing sycophantic cello
>>player PJR, and Cujo the little yapping lap puppy.
>>
>>This will serve as Fakey's invitation to implement another whiny
>>screedfest assuring us that it was HE who accomplished Gary's complete
>>and total humiliating spankage from AUK.
>>
>>Get busy, Fakey. You may post your whiny lie-filled screed here:
>>(and don't leave out any of your butthurt)
>
>Boy are you ever asking for a good computer hacking
>with possible wiping of your hard drive.
>
>Have you learned nothing from what happened to poor,
>hapless, Sn!pe? If you were wise, you'd do like I
>do once in a while - give the esteemed FNVWe the
>reach around from time to time.


I dare him to try, I will even provide my IP.

Checkmate, DoW #1

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Jan 1, 2016, 8:48:10 PM1/1/16
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In article <fpud8bdn9mug6htoq...@4ax.com>,
greghall@yacht_master.fake says...


>
> On Fri, 1 Jan 2016 13:12:29 -0800, "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic...@The.Edge> wrote:
> >
> >Remember that "End of the year ko0k vote" the exiled, incompetent ex-
> >FNVW Gary Burnore promised us he was going to attempt to hold? Seems
> >that I spanked him out of AUK so severely, that he decided not to
> >embarrass himself any further. I'm sure that that will only break a
> >couple of hearts... those of the gay poetry-writing sycophantic cello
> >player PJR, and Cujo the little yapping lap puppy.
> >
> >This will serve as Fakey's invitation to implement another whiny
> >screedfest assuring us that it was HE who accomplished Gary's complete
> >and total humiliating spankage from AUK.
> >
> >Get busy, Fakey. You may post your whiny lie-filled screed here:
> >(and don't leave out any of your butthurt)
>
> Boy are you ever asking for a good computer hacking
> with possible wiping of your hard drive.
>
> Have you learned nothing from what happened to poor,
> hapless, Sn!pe? If you were wise, you'd do like I
> do once in a while - give the esteemed FNVWe the
> reach around from time to time.

That dumbass can't even figure out where I am, despite the fact the
State I live in, and even the rough vicinity is common knowledge, so I'm
not terribly worried about that happening.

Hell's Belle

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Jan 1, 2016, 11:36:16 PM1/1/16
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"Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic...@The.Edge> wrote in
news:MPG.30f0cc2fd...@news.altopia.com:

> so I'm
> not terribly worried about that happening.
>

What if he hacks your refrigerator and drinks all your beer?

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

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Jan 2, 2016, 12:07:11 AM1/2/16
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabien (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka 'Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1'), in
<news:MPG.30f08b944...@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:

Chimpy the historical revisionist poofter is making another attempt at
convincing people he's not a powerless poof with fear-induced
incontinence. LOL

> Remember that "End of the year ko0k vote" the exiled, incompetent ex-
> FNVW Gary Burnore promised us he was going to attempt to hold? Seems
> that I spanked him out of AUK so severely, that he decided not to
> embarrass himself any further. I'm sure that that will only break a
> couple of hearts... those of the gay poetry-writing sycophantic cello
> player PJR, and Cujo the little yapping lap puppy.
>
> This will serve as Fakey's invitation to implement another whiny
> screedfest assuring us that it was HE who accomplished Gary's complete
> and total humiliating spankage from AUK.

Chimpy's a lying faggot who k'lamed to have done in 1 month (then
changed his story to two months when he realized his lie was far too
unbelievable, because he's stoooopid and a bad liar) what I did in 3
years, because I did for three years what Chimpy's too much of a
pants-shittingly scared coward to ever do. LOL

> Get busy, Fakey. You may post your whiny lie-filled screed here:
> (and don't leave out any of your butthurt)
>
> Feel free to take more room, if you feel the need...

<snicker>

--

FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf2...@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d9...@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1...@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4...@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be2...@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb949...@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2...@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2...@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c...@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525f...@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df605...@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e...@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16...@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680...@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf...@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da...@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0...@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389e...@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca...@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839...@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a1009...@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0...@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98...@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd...@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac0...@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b...@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a90...@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46...@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e...@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064...@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d...@dizum.com>

Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc...@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3...@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8...@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2...@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.p...@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt....@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3...@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7....@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j....@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg....@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv....@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1...@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj....@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti....@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.p...@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2...@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1...@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2...@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1...@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3...@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52...@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c...@news.alt.net> - Percocet

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e...@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"

Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da...@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"

MID: <07b50fac74279fab...@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5...@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb...@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f369...@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516...@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3...@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1...@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <6qft9a....@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$1...@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4...@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$5...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27...@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1...@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$5...@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2...@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <b068d280517a2d6c...@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <afe97a65ff77e738...@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16...@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d...@dizum.com>
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

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Checkmate, DoW #1

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Jan 2, 2016, 12:56:54 AM1/2/16
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In article <XnsA582F01D1EFA9be...@208.90.168.18>,
belle...@bigfoot.com says...
He won't find any beer around here, but I have a septic tank he can
hack.
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