Takin' Care o0f Usenet

Checkmate and the Pawns

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Jul 9, 2015, 5:13:04 PM7/9/15

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It's as easy as strollin'
you can do a little trollin'
when your mood isn't really all that mellow

If you really do it right,
you can start a big ol' fight,
by pissing of the right kind of fellow

People see you having fun
from a bitch you are the son,
tell 'em that you like it that way

It's the people we annoy
with the puppets we employ,
We love to poke at people all day

And we be...
Taking care of Usenet, every day
Taking care of Usenet, every way
Taking care of Usenet, every night,
Taking care of Usenet, let's start a big ol' fight!

Thank YEW! I'll be here all day...

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Checkmate
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all rights reserved

Janithor

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Jul 9, 2015, 5:25:27 PM7/9/15

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x-no-archive: yes

Fakey does it better. Plus he drives a Lotus.

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AUK Official Janitor
AUK Kook of the Month, July 2015
AUK Clueless Newbie of the Month, October 2013
AUK Coward of the Month, September 2013
AUK co-winner, Clueless Newbie of the Month, January 2012
AUK co-winner, Ministry of Circle Jerks, January 2012

pandora

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Jul 9, 2015, 5:52:47 PM7/9/15

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Clap, clap, clap!

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

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Jul 9, 2015, 5:59:55 PM7/9/15

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Dullards are readily apparent by their enthusiastic
support of unoriginal drivel.

--
Sir Gregory

pandora

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Jul 9, 2015, 6:00:52 PM7/9/15

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It was far superior to anything that you've written.

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

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Jul 9, 2015, 6:07:21 PM7/9/15

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On Thu, 09 Jul 2015 17:00:51 -0500, pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:

>It was far superior to anything that you've written.

Many of my essays are Pulitzer Prize-worthy while
Checkmate's drivel, for which you clapped, is little
more than unoriginal and boring plagiarism only
those possessed of very low IQs might appreciate.

If all you two can manage is to reduce AUK to the
level of a %, then please unsubscribe.

--
Sir Gregory

Sn!pe

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Jul 9, 2015, 6:20:46 PM7/9/15

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Here's something to cheer you up, Gerg:

<http://uk.complex.com/style/2014/05/a-student-at-nyu-made-a-wall-of-3d-printed-penises>

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^Ï^. Sn!pe <sn...@notforspam.fsnet.co.uk>

My pet rock Gordon just is.

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

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Jul 9, 2015, 6:24:58 PM7/9/15

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On Thu, 9 Jul 2015 23:20:45 +0100, sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:
>
>Here's something to cheer you up, Gerg:
>
><http://uk.complex.com/style/2014/05/a-student-at-nyu-made-a-wall-of-3d-printed-penises>

What would cheer me up is finding some intelligent
discourse here for the very first time.

--
Sir Gregory

pandora

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Jul 9, 2015, 6:33:12 PM7/9/15

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On Thu, 09 Jul 2015 18:07:20 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

> On Thu, 09 Jul 2015 17:00:51 -0500, pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
>
>
>>It was far superior to anything that you've written.
>
> Many of my essays are Pulitzer Prize-worthy

LOL! As if.

while Checkmate's drivel,
> for which you clapped, is little more than unoriginal and boring
> plagiarism only those possessed of very low IQs might appreciate.
>
> If all you two can manage is to reduce AUK to the level of a %, then
> please unsubscribe.

I'm not going anywhere. You do as you please.

pandora

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Jul 9, 2015, 6:34:05 PM7/9/15

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If you ever write any, we'll let you know.

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

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Jul 9, 2015, 6:40:07 PM7/9/15

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Good! Then I'm coming out there to spank your bottom raw.

It's JUST what you need, woman!

--
Sir Gregory

pandora

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Jul 9, 2015, 7:20:47 PM7/9/15

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That's quite a threat. Don't try it or you'll be where your little buddy
is.

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

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Jul 9, 2015, 8:06:37 PM7/9/15

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You gave me the invitation when you said, "You do as you please."

Next time, consider your taunts better.

--
Sir Gregory

Checkmate

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Jul 9, 2015, 8:15:34 PM7/9/15

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In article <a9adnbIQap6OcgPI...@scnresearch.com>,
pan...@peak.org says...

IndEEd it was!

Checkmate

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Jul 9, 2015, 8:18:34 PM7/9/15

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In article <4urtpalc6q8g4v8mi...@4ax.com>,
greghall@yacht_master.fake says...

Your so-called "essays" are the rantings of a gay nut case. That was
NOT plagiarism, g00fbaLL... it was a parody. Now go back into a door
knob.

pandora

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Jul 9, 2015, 8:48:25 PM7/9/15

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No one asks for threats to made. Threats can be dealt with legally as
your buddy has found out.

Ms. Kitty

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Jul 9, 2015, 10:33:55 PM7/9/15

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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

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Jul 10, 2015, 2:40:55 PM7/10/15

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Is that a threat?

pandora

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Jul 10, 2015, 2:42:42 PM7/10/15

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Nope. Merely a warning.

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

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Jul 10, 2015, 2:53:31 PM7/10/15

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On Fri, 10 Jul 2015 13:42:41 -0500, pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:

>Nope. Merely a warning.

OK, then how about my warning to you about
spanking your bottom? Why is that different?

--
Sir Gregory

pandora

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Jul 10, 2015, 3:15:08 PM7/10/15

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Cause one is a legal action and the other is physical violence.
But you know this already.

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

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Jul 10, 2015, 7:04:26 PM7/10/15

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Wrong. If one is a warning then the other is also a warning.

IOW, if you are going to call your threat a warning then I
should have the right to self-identify mine as a warning
too. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

--
Sir Gregory