Re: [FNVW RESULTS] July 2015 KOTM Awards

[Checkmate]

In article <slrnmtn3fp.27...@pjr.no-ip.org>,
peadar...@gmx.com says...


>
> In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Mon, 24 Aug 2015 14:28:50 -0700,
> Checkmate wrote:
>
> > In article <slrnmtmsn3.27...@pjr.no-ip.org>,
> > peadar...@gmx.com says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> [AAPC and NG added]
> >>
> >> In alt.usenet.kooks on Mon, 24 Aug 2015 01:01:18 +0000 (UTC), Gary
> >> Burnore wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> > I removed my vote before the calculations.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > KOTM
> >> >
> >> > TIE Between Checkmate and Ms Kitty. Checkmate, you should have just voted for Ms Shitty.
> >> >
> >> > A runnoff Ballot will be posted.
> >>
> >> More voting! Yay!
> >>
> >> Does this mean that we can be sure of an August ballot, since there
> >> are already two good KotM candidates? Or will this be a separate
> >> ballot, and if so, can we also have concurrent ballots for the
> >> Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award and the Jayne
> >> Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin?
> >>
> >> If not, I think I can probably find you at least one potential KotM in
> >> an obscure group where I've started lurking.
> >>
> >> > Coward of the Month
> >> > Dockery, of course.
> >>
> >> Well done, Dreckery! You're on track for the same nomination this
> >> month too.
> >>
> >> > Palm Job Paddle: Dockery - Yes Checkmate - No
> >>
> >> Well done again, Dreckster! Commiserations to the loser, but I'm sure
> >> he'll earn the right to another nomination on some future date.
> >>
> >> > Clueless Newbie of the Month - Ernest "Bill" Horne
> >>
> >> Congratulations, Ernie-boy! Have you worked out yet whether or not
> >> Kathy Morgan is a member of the committee you chair so very
> >> incompetently?
> >>
> >> > Darth Bawl - Cecil Neal Warren aka "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
> >> >
> >> > Village Idiot - Cecil Neal Warren aka "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
> >>
> >> Wot, no Order of the Holey Sockpuppet yet? Or has he already got it?
> >>
> >> > Ministry of Circle Jerks - Checkmate, Ms Kitty and Gregory Hall for
> >> > their stunning July performance.
> >>
> >> Let Checkmate be a warning to anybody else who fancies forming an
> >> alliance with two exceptionally pathetic kooks.
> >>
> >> > Checkmate does NOT win the Loony Maroon award.
> >> > He does, however, now own the following:
> >> >
> >> > Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award
> >> > Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award
> >> > George Pickett Memorial Trophy
> >> > The bad half of Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award
> >>
> >> I look forward to seeing them added to his silly .sig.
> >>
> >> > Rather embarassing, but yours truely received the good half of the
> >> > Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award.
> >>
> >> Well earned - not that you had to try very hard.
> >>
> >> > End
> >> >
> >> > All Hail Fluffy!
> >> All Hail Fulffy!2!
> >
> > Wow! That was a whole lotta reacharounds for one post, Petey, you big-
> > celloed hair-puller! What kind of an award do I get for instigating the
> > coup that reduced the whole "award" ballot to a grand total of three
> > participants? The numbers prove my victolly!
> >
> >
> > SPANKY-FUCKING-SPANKY! (patent pending)
>
> You seem to be angry, O winner of many kook awards.
>
> It's understandable.

Oh no, Petey. You seem to "want" me to be angry, but I find it amusing
that the once mighty ko0k awards have fallen on such desperate times
that you and one other ko0k are enough to determine the outcome of
anything. There's something rather pathetic about a ballot that has a
total of three participants, yet takes a week to tally under the
helmsmanship of a former Ko0k of the Month award winner turned "vote
Mangler. Even your best reacharounds can't prop THAT shit up. I'm just
waiting for that "other" vote wrangler to come along and try to steal
the credit from me for killing off this dinosaur. LOL, etc...


PS: LOL!

--
Checkmate
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all rights reserved

[Checkmate, DoW #1]

In article <8ng6uv....@news.alt.net>, ki...@meow.mix says...


>
> <AUK added back>
> "Michael Pendragon" <michaelmalef...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On Tuesday, August 25, 2015 at 9:47:02 PM UTC-4, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> >> In article <slrnmtpg0q.7s...@pjr.no-ip.org>,
> >> peadar...@gmx.com says...
> >>
> >>
> >> >
> >> > In alt.arts.poetry.comments on Tue, 25 Aug 2015 11:41:58 -0700,
> >> > Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> >> > > Pete's subconscious has spoken!
> >> >
> >> > Simultaneous typo-pouncing and fag-laming! Is there no limit to
> >> > Dreckmate's talents?
> >>
> >> There was no faglame on my part. I was referring to the fact that you
> >> just got pummeled again. The fact that you took that as a faglame says
> >> more about you than it does me.
> >
> > I'm tempted to say "ROTFLMAO," but don't want to give Pete fodder for
> > further > fisting fantasies.
>
> You should come over to alt.usenet.kooks and see him and cujo get smashed.
> I added AUK back in so the person you replied to could see it.

I'm sure Petey's ongoing capitulation speech will continue to entertain
us for days.

--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1

[Ms Kitty, DoW # 6]

Yes, that much is true. I'm feeling generous tonight, shall we take up a
collection for cujo some new knee-pads? He's getting really old and I don't
want him to break a hip or anything. :-)

[Checkmate, DoW #1]

In article <8ng8i1....@news.alt.net>, ki...@meow.mix says...

Seems to me that Gary ought to be supplying those.

[Ms Kitty, DoW # 6]

Well, that is true. Ya gots to pay to play.

[Checkmate, DoW #1]

In article <mrqe5f$qkt$9...@reader1.panix.com>, gbur...@panix.com says...

> So much for leaving. You're up again for August KOTM. Congrats!

The Three Stooges are planning a rerun? LOL!

[Cujo DeSockpuppet]

Gary Burnore <gbur...@panix.com> wrote in
news:mrqe5f$qkt$9...@reader1.panix.com:

> In alt.usenet.kooks Ms Kitty, DoW # 6 <ki...@meow.mix> wrote:
>>

> So much for leaving. You're up again for August KOTM. Congrats!

It's always a good laugh when Drunken Deb goes on another bender.

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alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"Hence, because of the book I wrote, my credibility is etched
in history." - Edmo the self-published fool.

[Cujo DeSockpuppet]

"Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic...@The.Edge> wrote in
news:MPG.304a64db4...@news.altopia.com:

That's not my call. You'll have to ask Neal if he's going to team up with
you and Drunken Deb again.

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.

"I am no longer posting and all messages you see are forgeries." - Ed,
still lying after all these years.