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Checkmate

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Jul 21, 2014, 2:54:30 AM7/21/14
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First check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus said:


> Subject: Re: Fakey outed
> From: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx>
> Newsgroups: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks
>
> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> The Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Chimpy D. BoneSmoker, aka
> JimJim the UberFaggot, aka Checkmate), in
> <news:MPG.2e3624984...@news.alt.net> did thusly jump head
> first into the wood chipper again:
>
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
> > reading posts by Checkmate, because when he's not trying
> > desperately to misattribute quotes so he can try to gain
> > even one point against the guy who's kicked his ass up
> > one side of Usenet and down the other (twice), he's pissing
> > on his male lovers.
>
> Chimpy loves peeing on guys... he's admitted it:
> Message-ID: <lauh63$jkc$1...@news.mixmin.net>
> Message-ID: <76b587bf03232be2...@dizum.com>
>
> He's gay like that.
>
> <snicker>
>
> > First check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus said:
>
> >>> First check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus said:
>
> >>>> Much as you've not denied what you did to your son in that shitty rat
> >>>> infested rented single-wide trailer on a lonely mountaintop in a
> >>>> desolate and remote part of Colorado whenever you got drunk to the
> >>>> gills and high as a kite, Trailer Park Tony. Redneck pissbummedness
> >>>> and incestuous buttrape is in your genes.
>
> >>> Except that "Tony" never said those words,
>
> >> No, Nash Reed Eaks did.
>
> > Oh, did he? According to the message ID that I cited, YOU said those
> > words, Fakey,
>
> Note the quotation marks, idiot. But then, reading comprehension was
> never your strong suit, was it, Chimpy?
>
> Do try harder, you moron.
>
> <snicker>
>

But here it is, exactly what you said about your belly-rubbing faggoty
father bum-stuffing you:



"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"

-Fakey Message-ID: <8c4b752d97211b26...@dizum.com>

See? I have the MID and everything.

Hey... didn't you mention growing up on a farm someplace in the middle
of nowhere?

<snicker>

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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <16dfbb9fba6cc912...@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <a2a92134fb8dafde...@dizum.com>

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <8c4b752d97211b26...@dizum.com>

Checkmate

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Jul 21, 2014, 2:56:20 AM7/21/14
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First check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus said:


> Subject: Re: Fakey outed
> From: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx>
> Newsgroups: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks
>
> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer (and a moron), in
> <news:u13ps9h2mdgo5opck...@4ax.com> did thusly jump head
> first into the wood chipper again:
>
> > On Sun, 20 Jul 2014 20:25:51 -0700, The Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted
> > Chimp (aka Chimpy D. BoneSmoker, aka JimJim the UberFaggot, aka
> > Checkmate) <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>
> >> It was pretty obvious that it was something like that. I guess
> >> that should be classified as TMI.
>
> > It makes sense. Ultimate sense. Fakey's
> > dad fucked him in the ass for hours in a
> > drunken stupor
>
> Except my dad never drank.
>

LOL!

Checkmate

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Jul 21, 2014, 7:22:33 PM7/21/14
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First check out what Lamey The Cabal Guy said:


>
> On Mon, 21 Jul 2014 19:19:11 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler Emeritus <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>
> >Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> >
> >Lying Lamey the Law-Breaking Scam-Running Drug-Dealing
> >Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist High-School-Dropout
> >Pissbum (aka Tony Ray Rawlings, aka Anton Ray Eaks of Canon City, CO),
> >socked up as Lamey The Cabal Guy, in
> ><news:cagqs9pbl7h8qfheu...@4ax.com> did thusly jump head
> >first into the wood chipper again:
> >
> >> On Mon, 21 Jul 2014 18:14:09 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> >> Wrangler Emeritus <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> >
> >>> Why do you think he was visited for
> >>> years by Child Protective Services
> >
> >> Proof?
> >
> >Why do you care, Pissbum? Remember, you claim you're *not* Trailer
> >Trash Tony Ray Eaks... right? And you claim that you have no idea who
> >Nash Reed Eaks is... right?
>
> I knew that "no proof" fakey would spin it around.
> >
> >But you'll run away from this anyway, because you're a cowardly
> >pissbum:
> >https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en&fromgroups=#!msg/alt.usenet.kooks/ZzXt3kJMs6Y/ehMZPk_k5hAJ
> >
> ><snicker>
> >
> >> What a moron you are.
> >
> >I think you're beginning to see just how wrong you are on that,
> >Pissbum. LOL
>
>
> You prove what va moron you are with every post.

Did you see how agitated he got when I spanked him again? He even tried
to spin his own statement about being bum-buggered by his belly-rubbing
drunkard father, and claim that some guy names Nash Reed Eaks was the
one who said it. Trouble is, the MID shows Fakey is the one who said
it. Look... here it is again:

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"

-Fakey Message-ID: <8c4b752d97211b26...@dizum.com>

He's since vindicated his father slightly by stating that he didn't
really drink. LOL! I guess he was just a horny faggot all the time.

cipher

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Jul 21, 2014, 8:21:46 PM7/21/14
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On Mon, 21 Jul 2014 16:22:33 -0700, Checkmate Inscribed upon the Golden
Tablets of Usenet thusly:
It would appear that there is a possibility he liked it. Maybe he didn't
run outside *too* far, or hide *too* well. Maybe he just wanted to play
the tease and make him look for him just a bit.





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Checkmate

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Jul 22, 2014, 2:19:12 AM7/22/14
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First check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus said:


> > Did you see how agitated he got when I spanked him again?
>
> "again" presumes there was a first time, Chimpy.
>

Hey... you're catching on!

Checkmate

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Jul 22, 2014, 2:33:24 AM7/22/14
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First check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus said:


> > You mean this quote

Whoops! It looks like your quote got snipped out somehow. Maybe it was
a server error. Not to worry, I happen to have a copy of it right here:

"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"

-Fakey Message-ID: <8c4b752d97211b26...@dizum.com>



> Yeah, that quote by Nash Reed Eaks...

You're either dreadfully slow on the uptake, or a lying little bastard.
The message ID clearly shows that YOU made that quote... not some
mythical guy named Nash Reed Eaks. Click on the MID... go ahead, I dare
you! You don't want anyone to do that though, do you? That's because
they'll see that YOU, and you alone, made that statement... right here
on Usenet.


> <snicker>
>
> > that you made
>
> That Nash Reed Eaks made.

Fakey, we've already covered that ground. You said it, you own it.
That's how it works.



> Why hasn't Trailer Trash Tony Ray Eaks denied that quote, Chimpy?


Why would anyone feel obligated to deny a quote that YOU made? Other
that YOU, of course.


SPANKY-SPANKY! (tm)

Don't worry, your pain will be over soon enough...

Checkmate

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Jul 22, 2014, 2:17:01 PM7/22/14
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First check out what Bill said:


>
> On 7/22/2014 1:50 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:
>
> > Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> >
> > The Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Chimpy D. BoneSmoker, aka
> > JimJim the UberFaggot, aka Checkmate), in
> > <news:MPG.2e37a58cc...@news.alt.net> did thusly jump head
> > first into the wood chipper again on Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2014 23:33:24
> > -0700:
> >
> > 11:33 PM... Chimpy's just getting started on this, his third massive
> > meltdown.
> >
> > Woot! Chimpy's already up to 8 groups for his melty spam-bleats...
> > just a matter of time now until he's bleating as plaintively as he did
> > during his last meltdown. LOL
> >
> > alt.aratzio
> > alt.checkmate
> > alt.fan.emmett-gulley (snecked)
> > alt.fan.pjr (snecked)
> > alt.free.newsservers
> > alt.usenet.kooks
> > rec.arts.poetry (snecked)
> > soc.support.fat-acceptance (snecked)
>
> I snecked his vanity group again.
>
> Last time I did that he went kinda nuts and posted an diatribe about it.

Oh, Hi bill. Did you hear Fakey's "engaged" again?

<snicker>

"an diatribe" LOL

Lady Veteran

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Jul 23, 2014, 10:51:18 AM7/23/14
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On Mon, 21 Jul 2014 23:33:24 -0700, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
wrote:
You are aware that he may actually enjoy this, aren't you?

LV

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Jul 23, 2014, 11:09:49 AM7/23/14
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He loves the attention... except when his own words come back and bite
him on the ass like they're doing right now. A typical Usenet bully who
can dish it out, but cries like a little bitchboy when I give him a
taste of his own medicine. Not to worry though, he'll soon be back in
MY vermin file.

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Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright ᅵ 2014
all rights reserved


"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <16dfbb9fba6cc912...@dizum.com>

"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <a2a92134fb8dafde...@dizum.com>

Lady Veteran

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On Wed, 23 Jul 2014 08:09:49 -0700, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
Good for you :-)
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