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Checkmate!
First check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus said:
> Subject: Re: Fakey outed
> From: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx>
> Newsgroups: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks
>
> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> The Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Chimpy D. BoneSmoker, aka
> JimJim the UberFaggot, aka Checkmate), in
> <
news:MPG.2e3624984...@news.alt.net> did thusly jump head
> first into the wood chipper again:
>
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
> > reading posts by Checkmate, because when he's not trying
> > desperately to misattribute quotes so he can try to gain
> > even one point against the guy who's kicked his ass up
> > one side of Usenet and down the other (twice), he's pissing
> > on his male lovers.
>
> Chimpy loves peeing on guys... he's admitted it:
> Message-ID: <lauh63$jkc$
1...@news.mixmin.net>
> Message-ID: <
76b587bf03232be2...@dizum.com>
>
> He's gay like that.
>
> <snicker>
>
> > First check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus said:
>
> >>> First check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus said:
>
> >>>> Much as you've not denied what you did to your son in that shitty rat
> >>>> infested rented single-wide trailer on a lonely mountaintop in a
> >>>> desolate and remote part of Colorado whenever you got drunk to the
> >>>> gills and high as a kite, Trailer Park Tony. Redneck pissbummedness
> >>>> and incestuous buttrape is in your genes.
>
> >>> Except that "Tony" never said those words,
>
> >> No, Nash Reed Eaks did.
>
> > Oh, did he? According to the message ID that I cited, YOU said those
> > words, Fakey,
>
> Note the quotation marks, idiot. But then, reading comprehension was
> never your strong suit, was it, Chimpy?
>
> Do try harder, you moron.
>
> <snicker>
>
But here it is, exactly what you said about your belly-rubbing faggoty
father bum-stuffing you:
"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <
8c4b752d97211b26...@dizum.com>
See? I have the MID and everything.
Hey... didn't you mention growing up on a farm someplace in the middle
of nowhere?
<snicker>
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Checkmate
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Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"
"I don't have narcissism, I *earned* my right to look down upon others."
-Fakey Message-ID: <
16dfbb9fba6cc912...@dizum.com>
"I keep telling you, I'm straight."
-Fakey Message-ID: <
a2a92134fb8dafde...@dizum.com>
"My... my dad would get drunk... really, really drunk. And he'd smoke
a lot of pot. When he'd take off his shirt and start rubbing his belly
with his hand, I knew what that meant. I would usually try going
outside to get away from him, but we lived out in the middle of
nowhere, there was no getting away from him, there was nowhere to go!"
-Fakey Message-ID: <
8c4b752d97211b26...@dizum.com>