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A poem about Gweggles
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Checkmate
Aug 7, 2014, 7:59:15 PM8/7/14
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Gweggles sailed to Nantucket
and shit in an old rusty bucket.
He got stuck in that pail,
an embarrassing tale...
'twas only a fart that unstuck it!
]
<bows>
--
Checkmate
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Aug 8, 2014, 12:50:10 PM8/8/14
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On Thu, 7 Aug 2014 16:59:15 -0700, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
wrote:
>
>Gweggles sailed to Nantucket
>and shit in an old rusty bucket.
>He got stuck in that pail,
>an embarrassing tale...
>'twas only a fart that unstuck it!
>]
><bows>
Checky a farm considered buying
But all he does is more trying.
He's got too much stuff
And is all in a huff
So there'll only be more crying.
<covers ears from thunderous applause>
wrote:
>
>Gweggles sailed to Nantucket
>and shit in an old rusty bucket.
>He got stuck in that pail,
>an embarrassing tale...
>'twas only a fart that unstuck it!
>]
><bows>
But all he does is more trying.
He's got too much stuff
And is all in a huff
So there'll only be more crying.
<covers ears from thunderous applause>
Checkmate
Aug 8, 2014, 1:38:53 PM8/8/14
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Checkmate!
Don't quit your day job.
Oh, wait... you don't HAVE a day job, do you?
Checkmate!
Oh, wait... you don't HAVE a day job, do you?
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Aug 8, 2014, 6:55:04 PM8/8/14
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On Sat, 09 Aug 2014 02:52:42 +0800, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass
<ben...@the.future> wrote:
>Was a poet for only one day.
>Rhyme & cadence were poor,
>Without meaning, what's more,
>All his imag'ry sounded so ghey.
Fair, but I've read better.
<ben...@the.future> wrote:
>Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>> First check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
>> > Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >Gweggles sailed to Nantucket
>> > >and shit in an old rusty bucket.
>> > >He got stuck in that pail,
>> > >an embarrassing tale...
>> > >'twas only a fart that unstuck it!
>> > >]
>> > ><bows>
>> >
>> > Checky a farm considered buying
>> > But all he does is more trying.
>> > He's got too much stuff
>> > And is all in a huff
>> > So there'll only be more crying.
>> >
>> > <covers ears from thunderous applause>
>>
>> Don't quit your day job.
>>
>> Oh, wait... you don't HAVE a day job, do you?
>
>A sailor down Florida way
>> First check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
>> > Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >Gweggles sailed to Nantucket
>> > >and shit in an old rusty bucket.
>> > >He got stuck in that pail,
>> > >an embarrassing tale...
>> > >'twas only a fart that unstuck it!
>> > >]
>> > ><bows>
>> >
>> > Checky a farm considered buying
>> > But all he does is more trying.
>> > He's got too much stuff
>> > And is all in a huff
>> > So there'll only be more crying.
>> >
>> > <covers ears from thunderous applause>
>>
>> Don't quit your day job.
>>
>> Oh, wait... you don't HAVE a day job, do you?
>
>Was a poet for only one day.
>Rhyme & cadence were poor,
>Without meaning, what's more,
>All his imag'ry sounded so ghey.
Fair, but I've read better.
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