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Checkmate, DoW #1
Aug 25, 2015, 11:14:07 PM8/25/15
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In article <8nfujo....@news.alt.net>, ki...@meow.mix says...
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> "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic...@The.Edge> wrote:
> > In article <slrnmtpjbb.7s...@pjr.no-ip.org>,
> > peadar...@gmx.com says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> In alt.usenet.kooks on Tue, 25 Aug 2015 07:27:37 -0700, Checkmate
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> > I have something for you!
> >> >
> >> > No, not THAT. I have a DoW number waiting for you.
> >>
> >> Desperate for allies, eh?
> >
> > I have way more than you around here, Peter. You sound so terribly
> > butthurt. Remember, there's no crying in Usenet. Miss Kitty has been
> > awarded DoW #6 for her unwavering support during the coup. That's twice
> > the number of people who voted in your pathetic display of failure.
> > You've been punked, Petey!
>
> Thanks again for the award! Maybe you should give Petey the Linus award,
> since he's number one for clinging to his blankie and sucking his thumb.
> (down Greggie)
...and the DoW continues to rise! Victolly is sa-WEEEET!
(A certain poetry group added to rub Petey's face innit)
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1
Official AUK Award Giver-Outer
Copyright © 2015
all rights reserved
>
> "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic...@The.Edge> wrote:
> > In article <slrnmtpjbb.7s...@pjr.no-ip.org>,
> > peadar...@gmx.com says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> In alt.usenet.kooks on Tue, 25 Aug 2015 07:27:37 -0700, Checkmate
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> > I have something for you!
> >> >
> >> > No, not THAT. I have a DoW number waiting for you.
> >>
> >> Desperate for allies, eh?
> >
> > I have way more than you around here, Peter. You sound so terribly
> > butthurt. Remember, there's no crying in Usenet. Miss Kitty has been
> > awarded DoW #6 for her unwavering support during the coup. That's twice
> > the number of people who voted in your pathetic display of failure.
> > You've been punked, Petey!
>
> Thanks again for the award! Maybe you should give Petey the Linus award,
> since he's number one for clinging to his blankie and sucking his thumb.
> (down Greggie)
...and the DoW continues to rise! Victolly is sa-WEEEET!
(A certain poetry group added to rub Petey's face innit)
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1
Official AUK Award Giver-Outer
Copyright © 2015
all rights reserved
Siri Cruz
Aug 28, 2015, 6:58:14 PM8/28/15
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> >> Thanks again for the award! Maybe you should give Petey the Linus award,
> >> since he's number one for clinging to his blankie and sucking his thumb.
> >> (down Greggie)
> >
> > ...and the DoW continues to rise! Victolly is sa-WEEEET!
> >
> > (A certain poetry group added to rub Petey's face innit)
>
> Psst. rec.arts.poetry is a bogus group. ITYM rec.arts.poems. HTH,
> >> since he's number one for clinging to his blankie and sucking his thumb.
> >> (down Greggie)
> >
> > ...and the DoW continues to rise! Victolly is sa-WEEEET!
> >
> > (A certain poetry group added to rub Petey's face innit)
>
> kook!
I have been inspired to write a new poem:
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
--
:-<> Siri Seal of Disavowal #000-001. Disavowed. Denied. Deleted.
'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.'
When is a Kenyan not a Kenyan? When he's a Canadian.
That's People's Commissioner Siri Cruz now. Punch!
Checkmate, DoW #1
Aug 28, 2015, 7:22:14 PM8/28/15
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In article <chine.bleu-52329...@88-209-239-213.giganet.hu>,
chine...@yahoo.com says...
>
> > >> Thanks again for the award! Maybe you should give Petey the Linus award,
> > >> since he's number one for clinging to his blankie and sucking his thumb.
> > >> (down Greggie)
> > >
> > > ...and the DoW continues to rise! Victolly is sa-WEEEET!
> > >
> > > (A certain poetry group added to rub Petey's face innit)
> >
> > Psst. rec.arts.poetry is a bogus group. ITYM rec.arts.poems. HTH,
> > kook!
>
> I have been inspired to write a new poem:
>
> Turning and turning in the widening gyre
> The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
> Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
> Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
> The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
> The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
> The best lack all conviction, while the worst
> Are full of passionate intensity.
I've just been inspired to write a new poem too:
Siri had a big brown beaver
she stroked it all the time.
One day she felt a prick
and it occurred to her,
she might have a porcupine!
chine...@yahoo.com says...
>
> > >> Thanks again for the award! Maybe you should give Petey the Linus award,
> > >> since he's number one for clinging to his blankie and sucking his thumb.
> > >> (down Greggie)
> > >
> > > ...and the DoW continues to rise! Victolly is sa-WEEEET!
> > >
> > > (A certain poetry group added to rub Petey's face innit)
> >
> > Psst. rec.arts.poetry is a bogus group. ITYM rec.arts.poems. HTH,
> > kook!
>
> I have been inspired to write a new poem:
>
> Turning and turning in the widening gyre
> The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
> Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
> Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
> The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
> The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
> The best lack all conviction, while the worst
> Are full of passionate intensity.
Siri had a big brown beaver
she stroked it all the time.
One day she felt a prick
and it occurred to her,
she might have a porcupine!
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