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And you say you're not a KOOK. Gawd, what a loser.
[kook-rant snipped]
you mean winner?
ying
- deb
yyyiii...@yahoo.com wrote in message news:<670584bc.03110...@posting.google.com>...
this might look like i got caught with pants down my anckles. but
things are usually not what they appear to be. about a year ago, i
stick in my neck here and saw the not-so-pretty reality of this what
should have been a soft calm romantic and soul enriching poetry forum
that were familar to old timers of rap.
Well i didn't leave. instead i stayed to change it. you must have
notice the statistics for which you gave a score of "holly crap".
those numbers became the guidelines for an all inclusive rat race
here, owing to some of the new people came from alt.duck,
alt.usenet.kooks. There has always been flames in rec.arts.poems.
however the sentimental me remember that i could be feeble and still
not silenced. things changed. now you had to be very ruthless,
tactless and tasteless in order to grab the mic from fellow posters.
a year almost gone by. i still have not cleaned up those kooks. but i
am in charge of them now. this responsibility sure had a bite on my
own soul nevertheless that's just evolution: you gotta eat up evils in
order to stay in the game to be good do good and glorify the good. may
be evolution is not the whole story. i do see darwinism in day to day
life.
so my promise to you and the entire rec.arts.poems is that i will
deploy my strongest weakforce to keep rec.arts.poems one neat place
for poetic people.
ying
>
> this might look like i got caught with pants down my anckles.
And here I was thinking that you're too functionally illiterate to
realize the position you are in.
> about a year ago, i
> stick in my neck here and saw the not-so-pretty reality of this what
> should have been a soft calm romantic and soul enriching poetry forum
Go to The Pink Palace of Poetitude and post your 'calm romantic and soul
enriching poetry' there, KOOK.
http://www.everypoet.net/%7Eeverycom/ppop/
Those statistics look ominous, though, and deserve a hearty holy crap.
- deb
>
> > about a year ago, i
> > stick in my neck here and saw the not-so-pretty reality of this what
> > should have been a soft calm romantic and soul enriching poetry forum
>
> Go to The Pink Palace of Poetitude and post your 'calm romantic and soul
> enriching poetry' there, KOOK.
>
what do you mean by Pink Palace of Petitude? I am making this happen
under everybody's eyes. come attack me. you are not allowed to attack
anyone else.
ying
ying
> "Chandra P. Das" <vze1...@verizon.net> wrote in message news:<MUeqb.1200$Ca....@nwrdny02.gnilink.net>...
>
>>yyyiii...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>
>>
>>>this might look like i got caught with pants down my anckles.
>>
>>And here I was thinking that you're too functionally illiterate to
>>realize the position you are in.
>>
>
> chan what do you do for living,
I'm a Russian Mafia Don of the north eastern region.
> selling small quantity of cocaine?
>
Tsk. I never talk business with my bitches.
>>>about a year ago, i
>>>stick in my neck here and saw the not-so-pretty reality of this what
>>>should have been a soft calm romantic and soul enriching poetry forum
>>
>>Go to The Pink Palace of Poetitude and post your 'calm romantic and soul
>>enriching poetry' there, KOOK.
>>
>
> what do you mean by Pink Palace of Petitude?
I gave you the link. Check it out if you're into the that soulful,
emotional and heart-fluff type of poetry.
>I am making this happen
> under everybody's eyes. come attack me. you are not allowed to attack
> anyone else.
LOL. Yingle-butt, you'll have to show me that you're armed and dangerous
before I'll even think about attacking you. I'm a man of honor and
besides -- I've got the feds crawling all over my turf, man, so no more
bullets for pedestrians these days.
> ying
>
>
>> http://www.everypoet.net/%7Eeverycom/ppop/
> > selling small quantity of cocaine?
> >
>
> Tsk. I never talk business with my bitches.
>
you are really gay.
>
> >>>about a year ago, i
> >>>stick in my neck here and saw the not-so-pretty reality of this what
> >>>should have been a soft calm romantic and soul enriching poetry forum
> >>
> >>Go to The Pink Palace of Poetitude and post your 'calm romantic and soul
> >>enriching poetry' there, KOOK.
> >>
> >
> > what do you mean by Pink Palace of Petitude?
>
> I gave you the link. Check it out if you're into the that soulful,
> emotional and heart-fluff type of poetry.
>
what link? try again.
>
> >I am making this happen
> > under everybody's eyes. come attack me. you are not allowed to attack
> > anyone else.
>
> LOL. Yingle-butt, you'll have to show me that you're armed and dangerous
> before I'll even think about attacking you. I'm a man of honor and
> besides -- I've got the feds crawling all over my turf, man, so no more
> bullets for pedestrians these days.
>
a man of honor can't keep his gender straight?
ying
> > ying
> >
> >
> >> http://www.everypoet.net/%7Eeverycom/ppop/
Is it really so difficult to find a woman in Seattle that you must
resort to stalking men on Usenet? You must be *really* ugly.
Ugly + Piss poor + Sociopath = Ying + Blowup Doll
>>>>>about a year ago, i
>>>>>stick in my neck here and saw the not-so-pretty reality of this what
>>>>>should have been a soft calm romantic and soul enriching poetry forum
>>>>
>>>>Go to The Pink Palace of Poetitude and post your 'calm romantic and soul
>>>>enriching poetry' there, KOOK.
>>>>
>>>
>>>what do you mean by Pink Palace of Petitude?
>>
>>I gave you the link. Check it out if you're into the that soulful,
>>emotional and heart-fluff type of poetry.
>>
>
> what link? try again.
http://www.everypoet.net/%7Eeverycom/ppop/
Get thee gone, creep.
>
>>>I am making this happen
>>>under everybody's eyes. come attack me. you are not allowed to attack
>>>anyone else.
>>
>>LOL. Yingle-butt, you'll have to show me that you're armed and dangerous
>>before I'll even think about attacking you. I'm a man of honor and
>>besides -- I've got the feds crawling all over my turf, man, so no more
>>bullets for pedestrians these days.
>>
>
> a man of honor can't keep his gender straight?
Is sammy emailing you homosexual stalking tips?
> ying
>
>
>>>ying
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>> http://www.everypoet.net/%7Eeverycom/ppop/
ying
> "Chandra P. Das" <vze1...@verizon.net> wrote in message news:<lGVqb.1812$hB5....@nwrdny02.gnilink.net>...
>
>>yyyiii...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>
>>>"Chandra P. Das" <vze1...@verizon.net> wrote in message news:<dxAqb.576$y95...@nwrdny01.gnilink.net>...
>>>
>>>
>>>>yyyiii...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"Chandra P. Das" <vze1...@verizon.net> wrote in message news:<MUeqb.1200$Ca....@nwrdny02.gnilink.net>...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>yyyiii...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>this might look like i got caught with pants down my anckles.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>And here I was thinking that you're too functionally illiterate to
>>>>>>realize the position you are in.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>chan what do you do for living,
>>>>
>>>>I'm a Russian Mafia Don of the north eastern region.
>>>>
>>>
>>>now chan is in charge of NER!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>selling small quantity of cocaine?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Tsk. I never talk business with my bitches.
>>>>
>>>
>>>you are really gay.
>>>
>>
>>Is it really so difficult to find a woman in Seattle that you must
>>resort to stalking men on Usenet? You must be *really* ugly.
>>
>>Ugly + Piss poor + Sociopath = Ying + Blowup Doll
>>
>
> i am not the one who forgets it's gender.
But you do agree that you're piss poor, ugly and a sociopath though,
right? You're like chuckles, yingnut: you /think/ that you're attracted
to women but it's men that really turn you on! Go on, ugly fag, beat off
to my picture till your weenie falls off.
Gawd. I'm a magnet for sociopathic homosexuals on the net these days.
Freaky.
> right? You're like chuckles, yingnut: you /think/ that you're attracted
> to women but it's men that really turn you on! Go on, ugly fag, beat off
>
send ye hairy ass mom, i'll tell her to tell you otherwise.
ying
Of course, you're BUTT ugly. If you were a decent looking homosexual you
would've found a cock to suck IRL in no time. But no, here you are: an
ugly, leprous faggot, driven out of desperation to stalking men on the
net for virtual cock action. Do you swallow, fagboi?
If you agree, i will post a picture too. we will use this thread as
voting thread. every post counts as a vote. We don't count ambigious
votes.
don't be chicken chan, you only need to leave for three month. when
you come back, you can still call yourself chan(boy) or chan(girl).
but you must change your posting name ( ie "Chandra P. Das"
<vze1...@verizon.net> for you, or "yyyiii...@yahoo.com" for me).
ying
ying
ying
ying
ying
With focus and effort, we shall someday soon have r.a.p. back as a
safe place for natural poems *from the heart*, Deb. The fires of
hatred are dying, growing dimmer as each day passes.
Will
chancken dance?
Jade
I don't know about anyone else, but I think I'm going to start pulling poems
outta my ass instead of my heart. It might make for a more interesting pome.
Koo koo kachoo
-- Julie
it makes me wonder which is more pathetic, this comments, or your writing.
perhaps there's no difference?
love and kisses,
j r sherman
------------------------------------------------------------------
"A sad tale's best for winter: I have one
Of sprites and goblins."
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> With focus and effort, we shall someday soon have r.a.p. back as a
> safe place for natural poems *from the heart*, Deb. The fires of
> hatred are dying, growing dimmer as each day passes.
> Will
>
> http://www.amber-kaye.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=9
To be clear, Will, when I think of soul-enriching, I don't think of
"natural poems from the heart" I think of the work that people put
into collaboratively workshopping poems, I think of learning how to
craft poems, I think of the opportunity to develop creatively while
learning a craft, etc. etc. If you ever look at abstract art, don't
be fooled that the greatest and most recognized artists only did
abstracts, couldn't be bothered with realism, or couldn't do realism.
Picasso's early paintings were realistic; so were Pollock's after him.
Picasso painted realistic portraits and landscapes at age 13 that
blew his contemporaries away; their genius was in their evocativeness,
the "something else" they promised. He broke new ground in surrealism
which allowed this something else to be further brought to the fore,
and after Pollock had his turn with realism, he was influenced by the
surrealism movement that was established in part by Picasso. In other
words, these artists knew what they were doing.
So it is with poetry, I think. Good poetry isn't usually naive
expression without even a passing consideration for established norms
of expression. Good poets know what they are doing.
ying
ying
ying
Evidences:
1) my pic has been up for a month on the photo pages
2) Ross made it explicitely clear that he'd put up your pic with the
usual 'integrity' clauses and yet you DECLINED
3) you're always making references to my picture
4) you talk about my ass and my penis in half of your posts
5) you've asked what kind of car I drive
6) several times you've asked what I do for a living and where I live
7) i've NEVER asked you what you do or where you live or what car you
drive and most importantly: I've never asked to see your pic
Now, go find a literate and logically empowered friend to help you draw
some conclusions from these evidences. Here's a little summary in case
you're suffering from ADD: *my* picture is already up.
Yingo, why can't you swallow your kook-pride and admit that you've been
trolled and SPANKED like an utterly confused and clueless nOObie?
> i told you to send my sister
hey yangi why u talk ur sister like that is she ugly too like u, thas
not vary nice.. hahahaha. but ok if u wan if u really rally wan i fuk
her send over with plastic bag. make tha two plastic bag yangi in case
she chew thru the firs one hahahaha.
chan
I just know that ying has a cunning plan and is not a clooless noobie. Don't
you, ying? Cloo me in, will ya?
-- Julie
As they say: if you need to explain the poem then it hasn't worked quite
well. Listen, you can feed the kooks as much as you like but if you step
on my toes, you're not going to like it. And btw, if you need to stick
up for him then obviously you realize that he's getting his butt SPANKED
like a clueless noobie!
not any close up that we can see your speed bump on the nose.
> 2) Ross made it explicitely clear that he'd put up your pic with the
> usual 'integrity' clauses and yet you DECLINED
>
i am special dood. i asked him to do it reverse alphabet.
> 3) you're always making references to my picture
cuz your face is blue-green-purple-black-yellow rainbow. it's missing
red.
> 4) you talk about my ass and my penis in half of your posts
>
no way.
> 5) you've asked what kind of car I drive
>
you were questioning my income remember?
> 6) several times you've asked what I do for a living and where I live
>
trying to establish you live in a small town, you don't have a career
path. i figured you sell coke in smallest bags to your friends and
family members.
> 7) i've NEVER asked you what you do or where you live or what car you
> drive and most importantly: I've never asked to see your pic
>
then you must be the dumbass. I wouldn't just post my picture without
a cause. Your leaving rap would be a perfect cause. Apparently your
coke only gives you confidence while you were on it, for the 20
minutes. after that your confidence completely wore off. remember
which day i post the challenge? start stock and keep snort it until
monday night. cuz you never know when i will make you pay with your
reduced confidence.
ying
other than this plan. bigger pictures include:
1)shutdown the stats by blowing up their infrustructure.
2)be on the top meanwhile
3)keep my threads and my name on threads
4)establish the perception chan is tactless flamer. he can't back up
what he claims.
but julie, you missed nothing. the whole thing was not really worth
the attention. thanks.
ying
ying
my new PR manager is getting a raise...
ying
> "Chandra P. Das" <vze1...@verizon.net> wrote in message news:<IAUrb.9999$hB5....@nwrdny02.gnilink.net>...
[...]
>>Evidences:
>>
>
[...]
>>2) Ross made it explicitely clear that he'd put up your pic with the
>>usual 'integrity' clauses and yet you DECLINED
>>
>
> i am special dood. i asked him to do it reverse alphabet.
>
Confession of ugliness noted.
So, are you training for the Special Olympics, Mr. Special Dood?
>>3) you're always making references to my picture
>
>
> cuz your face is blue-green-purple-black-yellow rainbow. it's missing
> red.
>
Any man that pays so much attention to another man's face needs to
come out of the closet. Really, yingo, no need to be ashamed.
>>4) you talk about my ass and my penis in half of your posts
>>
>
> no way.
Liar.
>
>>5) you've asked what kind of car I drive
>>
>
> you were questioning my income remember?
Does your employer also give you $50 bonus checks?
>
>>6) several times you've asked what I do for a living and where I live
>>
>
> trying to establish you live in a small town,
Yea, and everybody wants to live in Seattle with the garage grunge
residuals and Microsoft geeks. I'll take Pittsburgh anyday.
> you don't have a career
> path.
It must be nice to have a career path from where you can post two
hundred messages to Usenet every afternoon. Don't spend your $50 bonus
check all in one place.
[rest of kook-rant snipped]
But first: wouldn't you like to tell your friends that you're strong
enough to handle your own flame wars? It's not good when you're fighting
in the playground and your mommy comes out to scold the other kids for
beating up on you.
> but also helps them
> understand my issue with you.
You will either leave RAP, swallow whatever issue you have with me or
choke on it. Until you learn some flaming skills, these are the only
three possibilities left for you.
You like winning arguments with "your momma..." or "your sister..."
insults, kookboy? Is this what you've been reduced to? What exactly were
your original words? Go on, post them again, you incredibly lame retard.
ying
ying
>
> >>3) you're always making references to my picture
> >
> >
> > cuz your face is blue-green-purple-black-yellow rainbow. it's missing
> > red.
> >
>
> Any man that pays so much attention to another man's face needs to
> come out of the closet. Really, yingo, no need to be ashamed.
>
nobody need to pay any more attention than one glance, they'd see the
differential sized holes on either side of your nose. that's fucking
apparent, chan!
> >>4) you talk about my ass and my penis in half of your posts
> >>
> >
> > no way.
>
> Liar.
>
> >
> >>5) you've asked what kind of car I drive
> >>
> >
> > you were questioning my income remember?
>
> Does your employer also give you $50 bonus checks?
>
> >
> >>6) several times you've asked what I do for a living and where I live
> >>
> >
> > trying to establish you live in a small town,
>
> Yea, and everybody wants to live in Seattle with the garage grunge
> residuals and Microsoft geeks. I'll take Pittsburgh anyday.
>
great! stay there. but the truth comes out now that you feel so
gratefruit of me assuming you live in that little Pitsburg. so indeed
you live in penn-chan, the trailerpark?
ying
*True* *Poetry* always comes *from the fart* in the first place.
These *clueless* *Nubians* simply can't speak clearly as yet.
As "deb" notes, "holey crap" is fulla fart bubbles.
/That/ is the stuff *pomes* are made of.
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
You've got to be able to look at your thoughts on paper
and discover what a fool you were. -- Ray Bradbury
http://scrawlmark.org
This actually-good advice is lost on Will, because Will already
/knows what he is doing/.
And is Very Proud of finally having learned to do it /by himself/.
And after each post, he wipes his ass somewhere offscreen.
Maybe.
Slap my face? HAHAHAHAHA... She was trying to play mommy to save your
little baby ass from getting splattered all over Usenet, yingkook. Can't
you afford a translator, you piss-poor chinatown dishboy?
You'll win the Clueless Noobie of the Year Award pretty easily.
> "Chandra P. Das" <vze1...@verizon.net> wrote in message news:<QFdsb.9789$bQ3....@nwrdny03.gnilink.net>...
>
>>yyyiii...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"Chandra P. Das" <vze1...@verizon.net> wrote in message news:<IAUrb.9999$hB5....@nwrdny02.gnilink.net>...
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>
>>>>Evidences:
>>>>
>>>
>>[...]
>>
>>
>>>>2) Ross made it explicitely clear that he'd put up your pic with the
>>>>usual 'integrity' clauses and yet you DECLINED
>>>>
>>>
>>>i am special dood. i asked him to do it reverse alphabet.
>>>
>>
>>Confession of ugliness noted.
>>
>>So, are you training for the Special Olympics, Mr. Special Dood?
>>
>
> i would ask him to reverse the
> alphabet so my picture will come up first? yes i am the special dood.
Another confession of ugliness noted. Damn, you must really be ugly to
be hiding for so long. And now you've got kookwarts all over your face.
So, have you shown my picture to your mother, yingkook?
>
>>>>3) you're always making references to my picture
>>>
>>>
>>>cuz your face is blue-green-purple-black-yellow rainbow. it's missing
>>>red.
>>>
>>
>>Any man that pays so much attention to another man's face needs to
>>come out of the closet. Really, yingo, no need to be ashamed.
>>
>
> nobody need to pay any more attention than one glance,
Right, fagboy. So, how many times did you spank your monkey to my
picture this afternoon, yingfag? Did you have enough time inbetween the
two hundred posts you were making from 'work'? Nice career path to be a
thirty-something unemployed faggot who drools over other men's pictures
all day and spamms Usenet. You couldn't even make chuckles jealous.
if you were positive about will's writing, you would ask which part of
will is better, his poems or comments? now you can answer this
question, can you not?
ying
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